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HVAC

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Jul 4, 2009, 8:44:46 AM7/4/09
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"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
<sixofnineorhalf...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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2012 will be a bang up year, but not in the way you expect. The
reactor debris under the mares of the Moon have been slowly
accumulating into a pre-critical mass. The just launched mission to
the moon impacts, it will provide the final jostle to make it go
critical.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

According to the Times, Arnold recently went on Howard Stern's radio
show
and offered his theory on how to end premenstrual syndrome, saying
--
quote -- 'If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles
are
governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and
whining.'

~
Blowing up the moon seems like a great idea!

*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:20:28 PM7/4/09
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"HVAC" <MR....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"HVAC" wrote: Blowing up the moon seems like a great idea!

And what Resolution do you propose for the Cyclical Doof-Doof-Doof,
Childish Chest Thumping, Bitching, Whining, Warring Apemen? Getting
rid of the Earth, aka, the Planet of the Apes?

~A Childish Chimp War~ to end all Childish, Cyclical, Hormonal Chimp
Wars?

Compared to your PMS Problems, the women have no PMS problems!

Furthermore, *I* don't see what the subject line has to do with any of this.


HVAC

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Jul 4, 2009, 12:18:46 PM7/4/09
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"H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote in message news:C_J3m.5375$
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>
> Good riddance to bad bad rubbish. This was the only
> positive thing
> she ever did in her life.

ANYONE that believes dinosaurs walked the Earth
with humans should be excuted. If Palin was the best
hope for Republicans in the next election, the country
is totally fucked.

Mitten Romney is a mormun. That makes HIM an
idiot in my book as well.

Nope, it's 4 more years of Obama and then we're
all taking a cruise on the Fuckboat.

The country that I love will be long gone.


--
Religion is the dreadful realization that someone, somewhere is having
fun.

HVAC

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Jul 4, 2009, 12:23:13 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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>> --
>> quote -- 'If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles
>> are
>> governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and
>> whining.'
>>
>> ~
> "HVAC" wrote: Blowing up the moon seems like a great idea!
>
> And what Resolution do you propose for the Cyclical Doof-Doof-Doof,
> Childish Chest Thumping, Bitching, Whining, Warring Apemen? Getting
> rid of the Earth, aka, the Planet of the Apes?
>
> ~A Childish Chimp War~ to end all Childish, Cyclical, Hormonal Chimp
> Wars?
>
> Compared to your PMS Problems, the women have no PMS problems!
>
> Furthermore, *I* don't see what the subject line has to do with any of this.


Blowing up the moon seems like an OUTSTANDING idea to me.

What fucking good is it anyway?

Besides, it might get cunts like you to shut the fuck up.

Hagar

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Jul 4, 2009, 1:24:03 PM7/4/09
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"HVAC" <MR....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>

Wouldn't it be much more fun to blow up the women ??
We could get someone to put a bounty on their heads, that way
we get beer money, to boot.
And since there are so many of them, we can look forward to
years of unbridled enjoyment.


HVAC

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Jul 4, 2009, 2:06:39 PM7/4/09
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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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>> ~
>> Blowing up the moon seems like a great idea!
>
> Wouldn't it be much more fun to blow up the women ??
> We could get someone to put a bounty on their heads, that way
> we get beer money, to boot.
> And since there are so many of them, we can look forward to
> years of unbridled enjoyment.


Ya but who am I gonna bang THEN? Twonky?

I'll deliver a bullet straight to my brain if it comes to THAT!


--
Chaos, calamity, and disorder are my brothers now.

*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:20:14 PM7/4/09
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"HVAC" <MR....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Why? Not without "Blowing up" your own Assholes in the process!

> Besides, it might get cunts like you to shut the fuck up.

And even bigger Asshole ones like you, "HVAC" and "Hagar" to 'Permanently'
"shut the fuck up"!
up."


*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:20:23 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> And even bigger Asshole ones like you, "HVAC" and "Hagar", to
> 'Permanently'
> "shut the fuck up"!
>
> *Halleluja*
>
> *Amen*


*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:20:21 PM7/4/09
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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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We ALL know you are nothing but Hateful Gay Rubbish, Hagar, because you
fall short of being a *real woman*, like *me*, hoping for "unbridled
enjoyment"
with a *real man*, which you'll 'never' attain.

You, Hagar & HVAC, ~gay Cowards~, make a great Pair, but please don't let
us know when you're getting Hitched, 'cause *we're* not interested in
attending.

*Halleluja*

*Amen*


Harlow V. A. Campbell

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:12:23 PM7/4/09
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"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Sorry to disappoint you but that’s the mobs caliber of choice. High
calibers make too much of a mess if they off one in the car or trunk.
A long time friend of mine who worked as a mechanic for Wise Guys
(Henry Hill and Company) in Island Park/Oceanside New York tipped me
off to this. He cleaned out a few trunks back in the day. Thought I’d
give you a heads up so as not to upset the cleaning lady…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Henry is now a wet-brained drooling drunk.

A shadow of what he used to be.

It seems that karma has a sense of humor.

*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:20:59 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> You, Hagar & HVAC, ~Female Bashers~, make a great Pair, but please don't
> let us know when you're getting Hitched, *we* are NOT interested in
> attending.
>
> *Halleluja*
>
> *Amen*


Hagar

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Jul 4, 2009, 5:11:19 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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Wanna blow me before I blow you up ??


Hagar

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Jul 4, 2009, 5:15:48 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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Your irrational rants belie the above statement. Get some help, skank.


Hagar

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Jul 4, 2009, 5:18:20 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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Noes ... you're a meanie ... you've hurt my feelings, Jebus Freak.
I will stop praying for you at once ... so there.


*_//!!_//!!*

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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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No, do us all a favour and blow yourself up, Loser!


*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 3:30:56 PM7/4/09
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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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> Noes ... you're a meanie ... you've hurt my feelings, Jebus Freak.
> I will stop praying for you at once ... so there.

Pathetic Liar 'and' Hypocrite!


Hagar

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Jul 4, 2009, 5:55:23 PM7/4/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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OK, blow me and I'll restart ... take your teeth out first, though
...kissy-face ...


*_//!!_//!!*

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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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You Wish! The only teeth you're seeing is yours flying out of your Gutter
Mouth!

*Halleluja*

*Amen*


*_//!!_//!!*

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Jul 4, 2009, 6:20:42 PM7/4/09
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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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Rational is my name, Logic is my Game!

*Halleluja*

*Amen*


*_//!!_//!!*

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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> *Rational is my name, Logic is my Game*,....~Irrational, Ranting Twits~!
>
> *Halleluja*
>
> *Amen*


Benj

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Jul 5, 2009, 12:48:39 PM7/5/09
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On Jul 4, 12:18 pm, HVAC <MR.H...@gmail.com> wrote:

> ANYONE that believes dinosaurs walked the Earth
> with humans should be excuted. If Palin was the best
> hope for Republicans in the next election, the country
> is totally fucked.

Come on! We've all watched the Flintstones now and again!

> Mitten Romney is a mormun. That makes HIM an
> idiot in my book as well.
>
> Nope, it's 4 more years of Obama and then we're
> all taking a cruise on the Fuckboat.
>
> The country that I love will be long gone.

Of course everything you say is true, but cheer up! As I recall at
least everyone in that worker's paradise known as the "former" Soviet
Union had a job! And hey, they had no crime either!


Masked Avenger

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Jul 6, 2009, 5:51:14 AM7/6/09
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On 5-Jul-2009, "*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:

> > Your irrational rants belie the above statement. Get some help, skank.
>
> Rational is my name, Logic is my Game!

LOL ...... I've read your rants on Crop Circles and aliens .........
rationality and logic are not concepts you are familiar with .........
insanity is your name, and nonsense is your game ........

--
MA ....Yoiks .... and away .....

Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity .............
and I'm not sure about the Universe ..........
- A. Einstein

Does Schr�dinger's cat have 18 half lives ?

Hagar

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Jul 6, 2009, 9:39:35 AM7/6/09
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"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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>>
>> "*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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>>>> "*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>>
>>>>> "HVAC" <MR....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>>
>>>>>> "*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheInvisibleAngel*@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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< snip >

>> OK, blow me and I'll restart ... take your teeth out first, though
>> ...kissy-face ...
>
> You Wish! The only teeth you're seeing is yours flying out of your Gutter
> Mouth!
>
> *Halleluja*
>
> *Amen*

Get back with me when you can swallow without gagging and take it
up the pooper without whining. We can then take our relationship to
that next level.


Hagar

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Jul 6, 2009, 9:47:08 AM7/6/09
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"HVAC" <MR....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Look at it this way:
There are at least 3 BILLION of them all over the globe.
The trick is to wound them first, then you stick it to 'em
and then you kill them.
And ... if you advertise that you have the secret to
wrinkle-free skin, they'll come looking for you !!! You
don't even have to move. Just tell them the pump for this
magic elixir has to be manually operated and suction primed.


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