Stoney, you're bouncing!
stillsunny
Sorry to interrupt the free-for-all which is alt.atheism, but I have a
concern that the rascal may think I'm ignoring him, and I'm not. My
reply emails just keep bouncing back to me, like nearly immediately.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
Sunny
Apostate
>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>
>Sunny
<slams Sunny to the mat>
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
Raptor514
"Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>
> >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> >
> >Sunny
>
> <slams Sunny to the mat>
<sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
Hi Sunny! :-D
Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
> More than normal :-)
Maybe it's winter weight!
Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>
> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
> >
> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> > >
> > >Sunny
> >
> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>
> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more than
one way to interpret that line!"
Robibnikoff
>
>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>
>>Sunny
>
> <slams Sunny to the mat>
Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Robibnikoff
"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>
> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>>
>> >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>> >
>> >Sunny
>>
>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>
> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
Oh my - My 6-year-old knows the power of the wet willy :)
Robibnikoff
"Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>
wrote in message news:417ef617$0$21974$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
> news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>>
>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>> > >
>> > >Sunny
>> >
>> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>
>> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>
> I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more
> than
> one way to interpret that line!"
There is?!?!>?!?>!?!?!??!
zambon...@knowshpamatyahoo.com
Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
>
>"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>>
>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>> >
>> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>> > >
>> > >Sunny
>> >
>> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>
>> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>
>I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more than
>one way to interpret that line!"
>
There is?
I thought of the filthy one first, of course....err... what's the
clean one again?
>
>>
>> Hi Sunny! :-D
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > --
>> > /Apostate
>> > atheist #1931 I've found it!
>> > BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
>> > EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
>> > plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
>> > I doubt, therefore I might be.
>> >
>> > For e-mail, hold that tiger!
>>
>>
>
--
zamboni
#2139
A li'l ray o' sunshine to a dim theist mind.
Mark K. Bilbo
wrote:
Did Stoney get a trampoline???
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
Mark K. Bilbo
>
> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>>
>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>
>>>Sunny
>>
>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>
> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
<watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
Mark K. Bilbo
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:12:00 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
> Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>>news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>>>
>>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>>> > wrote:
>>> >
>>> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>> > >
>>> > >Sunny
>>> >
>>> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>>
>>> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>>
>>I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more
>>than one way to interpret that line!"
>>
> There is?
> I thought of the filthy one first, of course....err... what's the clean
> one again?
<blink>
There's a clean one???
Mark K. Bilbo
I, for one, had to get up and walk away from the keyboard...
(Just in time too)
Robibnikoff
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:stKdnZONDtK...@megapath.net...
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>>
>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>>>
>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>
>>>>Sunny
>>>
>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>
>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>
> <watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
Oh my. The things that happen when my husband's not around :)
Mark K. Bilbo
<squint>
What have you done with George?
Robibnikoff
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:33:05 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>>
>> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
>> news:stKdnZONDtK...@megapath.net...
>>> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sunny
>>>>>
>>>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>>>
>>>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>>>
>>> <watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
>>
>> Oh my. The things that happen when my husband's not around :)
>
> <squint>
>
> What have you done with George?
Sent him off to work with a nice sandwich, chips and a Ring Ding :)
stillsunny
> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
> >
> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> > >
> > >Sunny
> >
> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
<bounces and thrashes>
> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
<applies the Super Wedgie>
> Hi Sunny! :-D
We have to stop meeting like this...
Sunny
Robibnikoff
"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>
> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in message
> news:2u9mhvF...@uni-berlin.de...
ACK!!! Is that a gross as it sounds?!?!?
Raptor514
"Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>
wrote in message news:417ef617$0$21974$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
> >
> > "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
> > news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> > > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
wrote:
> > >
> > > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> > > >
> > > >Sunny
> > >
> > > <slams Sunny to the mat>
> >
> > <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>
> I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more
than
> one way to interpret that line!"
Uhm, actually no.
Sunny has no willy. I repeat, Sunny has no willy.
Or am I completely missing the 'other' interpretation?
Raptor514
Mekkala
kicked back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit
up a joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
>
> "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>"
> <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
> news:417ef617$0$21974$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>
>> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>> news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>> >
>> > "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> > news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> > > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>> > > >
>> > > >Sunny
>> > >
>> > > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>> >
>> > <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>>
>> I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's
>> more
> than
>> one way to interpret that line!"
>
> Uhm, actually no.
>
> Sunny has no willy. I repeat, Sunny has no willy.
>
> Or am I completely missing the 'other' interpretation?
Well, hypothetically, if *your* willy was wet, and you sat on her head
and gave it to her...
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
B. Kildow
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
> wrote:
>
>
>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>
>>>More than normal :-)
>>
>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>
>
> Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>
And he's not letting us play on it??!??
BK
AA#1992
Mark K. Bilbo
Selfish of him huh?
<glaring at bouncy Stoney>
Apostate
>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>>
>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>>>
>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>
>>>>Sunny
>>>
>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>
>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>
><watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
Mmmfff!!!
B. Kildow
I...it....ummmmmm.......oh, never mind.
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:19:46 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>
>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>Here> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>
>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>
>>>
>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>
>>
>>And he's not letting us play on it??!??
>
>
> Selfish of him huh?
>
> <glaring at bouncy Stoney>
>
The things people will do for a spanking (bad, wicked, naughty, EVIL
Stoney!!!)
BK
AA#1992
Iain
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:17:57 -0500, zamboni30000 wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:12:00 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
> > Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
> >>news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
> >>>
> >>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
> >>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> >>> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
> >>> > wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Sunny
> >>> >
> >>> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
> >>>
> >>> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
> >>
> >>I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more
> >>than one way to interpret that line!"
> >>
> > There is?
> > I thought of the filthy one first, of course....err... what's the clean
> > one again?
>
> <blink>
>
> There's a clean one???
I truly don't know what the clean one is.
~Iain
Robibnikoff
"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
news:417ff...@newsfeed.slurp.net...
No problem!! :)
Mark K. Bilbo
Um... the one that just came outta the dishwasher???
Mark K. Bilbo
Nonononononononononono!!!
You must threaten to *not* spank him...
Mark K. Bilbo
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:06:38 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sunny
>>>>
>>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>>
>>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>>
>><watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
>
> Mmmfff!!!
You *do realize this is eventually going to attract the attention of....
Tukla...
Robibnikoff
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
<hands on hips> A likely story! ;)
Kevin Anthoney
What were you doing with your willy in a dishwasher?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
stoney
wrote:
>More than normal :-)
Oh..../me slows down....
>Sorry to interrupt the free-for-all which is alt.atheism, but I have a
>concern that the rascal may think I'm ignoring him, and I'm not. My
>reply emails just keep bouncing back to me, like nearly immediately.
Please send them to the alt.addy. The only thing I can think of is
items from your ISP is blocked by my main ISP.
>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
Ah...pro-am wrestling.... :)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
stoney
<Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote:
>On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>
>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>
>>Sunny
>
> <slams Sunny to the mat>
[wince]
stoney
<Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote:
>
>"Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>
>wrote in message news:417ef617$0$21974$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>
>> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>> news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>> >
>> > "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> > news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> > > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>> > > >
>> > > >Sunny
>> > >
>> > > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>> >
>> > <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>>
>> I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's more
>than
>> one way to interpret that line!"
>
>Uhm, actually no.
>
>Sunny has no willy. I repeat, Sunny has no willy.
>
>Or am I completely missing the 'other' interpretation?
*censored*
stoney
wrote:
>"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message news:<60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01>...
>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>> >
>> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>> > >
>> > >Sunny
>> >
>> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>
><bounces and thrashes>
>
>> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>
><applies the Super Wedgie>
Hey! A new Soprano's born....
>> Hi Sunny! :-D
>
>We have to stop meeting like this...
Mat won't like it.... :)
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>>
>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny) wrote:
>>>
>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>
>>>>Sunny
>>>
>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>
>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>
><watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
wham! Bam! Thank you, man?
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
>wrote:
>
>>
>> "stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>> More than normal :-)
>>
>> Maybe it's winter weight!
>
>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
Mark K. Bilbo
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:06:38 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sunny
>>>>
>>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>>
>>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>>
>><watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
>
> wham! Bam! Thank you, man?
I ain't goin' near that.
And your bouncing is making me dizzy...
Mark K. Bilbo
Oh... well isn't this awkward?
Mark K. Bilbo
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>> More than normal :-)
>>>
>>> Maybe it's winter weight!
>>
>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>
> The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
How did the cow get up there?
Mark K. Bilbo
I never tell *likely stories...
Robibnikoff
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
Hah! That's a li.........oh never mind!
Mark K. Bilbo
<plants an xmas bow on Robyn's head>
"I am the Fern of Zanthar, heed my blurbs!"
Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:mb20o0t5d0nhnvipc...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
> >>> More than normal :-)
> >>
> >> Maybe it's winter weight!
> >
> >Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>
> The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
I went out with a girl who had a trampoline in her yard.
Ahhh...the memories!!
But of course I'm sure your daughter wouldn't get up to anything like that!!
Mark K. Bilbo
wrote:
>
> "stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
> news:mb20o0t5d0nhnvipc...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>> >Here> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >> "stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>> >>> More than normal :-)
>> >>
>> >> Maybe it's winter weight!
>> >
>> >Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>
>> The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>
> I went out with a girl who had a trampoline in her yard.
>
> Ahhh...the memories!!
>
> But of course I'm sure your daughter wouldn't get up to anything like
> that!!
Of *course not!
B. Kildow
It was in the dishwasher because company was coming and he didn't want
to leave it lying around.
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:48:17 -0700, stoney wrote:
>
>
>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>><alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>
>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>
>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>
>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>
>>The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>
>
> How did the cow get up there?
Oh, ho-ho-ho, Mark! You get Letitia down off that thing right now
before she sprains a teat! Just out of curiosity, how *did* you boost
her up there?
BK
AA#1992
Mark K. Bilbo
It was like that when I got here.
Mark K. Bilbo
Actually, I don't want to talk about it. Just help me get the dishwasher
door open...
B. Kildow
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:54:52 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>
>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:48:17 -0700, stoney wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>>>><alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>>>Here> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>>
>>>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>
>>>>The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>>>
>>>
>>>How did the cow get up there?
>>
>>Oh, ho-ho-ho, Mark! You get Letitia down off that thing right now before
>>she sprains a teat! Just out of curiosity, how *did* you boost her up
>>there?
>
>
> It was like that when I got here.
When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
"penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:54:52 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>
>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:48:17 -0700, stoney wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>>>><alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>>>Here> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>>
>>>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>
>>>>The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>>>
>>>
>>>How did the cow get up there?
>>
>>Oh, ho-ho-ho, Mark! You get Letitia down off that thing right now before
>>she sprains a teat! Just out of curiosity, how *did* you boost her up
>>there?
>
>
> It was like that when I got here.
(sorry Mark! That wasn't supposed to go to your email!!)
Robibnikoff
"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
snip
> When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
> boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
> When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom dress
> and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
> "penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
Mark K. Bilbo
> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:54:52 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:48:17 -0700, stoney wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>>>>><alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>>>>Here> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>>
>>>>>The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>How did the cow get up there?
>>>
>>>Oh, ho-ho-ho, Mark! You get Letitia down off that thing right now
>>>before she sprains a teat! Just out of curiosity, how *did* you boost
>>>her up there?
>>
>>
>> It was like that when I got here.
>
> (sorry Mark! That wasn't supposed to go to your email!!)
And apparently did not. 'Course the email addy is munged. If your reader
picked it up in its current state, the email didn't actually go anywhere.
> When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
> boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
> When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
> dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
> "penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
I have signed affidavits from the penguins...
Mark K. Bilbo
Don't look at *me! It was the pig's own fault, I just got blamed. And when
it comes to the nun incident, *I* think we should maybe look to Jersey for
clues about *that...
B. Kildow
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 27 time, shame on....ummmmmm.....
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
My work here is done. :D
BK
AA#1992
Robibnikoff
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:8JCdnWcpN8-...@megapath.net...
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:20:48 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>>
>> "B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>> news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
>>
>> snip
>>
>>> When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>>> boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>>> When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
>>> dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
>>> "penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>>
>> Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
>
> Don't look at *me! It was the pig's own fault, I just got blamed. And when
> it comes to the nun incident, *I* think we should maybe look to Jersey for
> clues about *that...
Uh oh <quickly hides nun costume>
Mark K. Bilbo
Look! They're *notarized see?
Mark K. Bilbo
Nah. We ain't got her monitor yet...
Mark K. Bilbo
<pointing>
SEE! SEE!!!
Robibnikoff
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 08:50:51 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>>
>> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
>> news:8JCdnWcpN8-...@megapath.net...
>>> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:20:48 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> "B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
>>>>
>>>> snip
>>>>
>>>>> When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>>>>> boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>>>>> When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
>>>>> dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The
>>>>> whole "penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>>>>
>>>> Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
>>>
>>> Don't look at *me! It was the pig's own fault, I just got blamed. And
>>> when it comes to the nun incident, *I* think we should maybe look to
>>> Jersey for clues about *that...
>>
>> Uh oh <quickly hides nun costume>
>
> <pointing>
>
> SEE! SEE!!!
I have NO idea what you're talking about!
B. Kildow
It'd be more convincing if they hadn't spelled it "Offishiul Seeeeel".
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 08:50:51 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>
>>"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
>>news:8JCdnWcpN8-...@megapath.net...
>>
>>>On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:20:48 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
>>>>
>>>>snip
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>>>>>boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>>>>>When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
>>>>>dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The
>>>>>whole "penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>>>>
>>>>Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
>>>
>>>Don't look at *me! It was the pig's own fault, I just got blamed. And
>>>when it comes to the nun incident, *I* think we should maybe look to
>>>Jersey for clues about *that...
>>
>>Uh oh <quickly hides nun costume>
>
>
> <pointing>
>
> SEE! SEE!!!
>
This is starting to remind me of the 7 Dwarves/nun/penguin joke. And
starting to frighten me.
BK (quickly hides under computer desk, clutching stuffed Cthulu)
AA#1992
B. Kildow
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 05:49:00 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>
>>Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>>>news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
>>>
>>>snip
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>>>>boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>>>>When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
>>>>dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
>>>>"penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>>>
>>>
>>>Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
>>
>>My work here is done. :D
>
>
> Nah. We ain't got her monitor yet...
>
After you, dear sir! (Hands Mark a turtle wearing an organza tu-tu and
curtseys.)
BK
AA#1992
Iain
As the U.K. broadcaster James Whale once said - "Careful lads; you can
actually snap it!".
~Iain
Iain
> > Robibnikoff wrote:
> >
> >> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
> >>
> >>>"Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:2u9mhvF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >>>
> >>>>"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:33:05 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
> >>>>>>>>>wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Sunny
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>><slams Sunny to the mat>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>><watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Oh my. The things that happen when my husband's not around :)
> >>>>>
> >>>>><squint>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>What have you done with George?
> >>>>
> >>>>Sent him off to work with a nice sandwich, chips and a Ring Ding :)
> >>>
> >>><Slams Robyn to the mat, sits on her head, and gives her a wet Ring Ding>
> >>
> >>
> >> ACK!!! Is that a gross as it sounds?!?!?
> >
> > I...it....ummmmmm.......oh, never mind.
>
> No problem!! :)
Aaah! What's a ringding?
~Iain
B. Kildow
Technically, a chocolate-covered, cream-filled, mass-produced snack
cake. Other than that, I don't know and I don't wanna know!
BK
AA#1992
Robibnikoff
"Iain" <iain_i...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:6feb9a89.04102...@posting.google.com...
snip
>>
>> No problem!! :)
>
>
> Aaah! What's a ringding?
Chocolate-covered snack cake with a creamy filling :)
Raptor514
"Mekkala" <joremovedath...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:Xns958F639D...@199.45.49.11...
> On Wed 27 Oct 2004 09:12:12a, "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com>
> kicked back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit
> up a joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
>
> >
> > "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>"
> > news:417ef617$0$21974$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> >>
> >> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
> >> >
> >> > "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
> >> > news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> >> > > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
> > wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Sunny
> >> > >
> >> > > <slams Sunny to the mat>
> >> >
> >>
> >> I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's
> >> more
> > than
> >> one way to interpret that line!"
> >
> >
> > Sunny has no willy. I repeat, Sunny has no willy.
> >
> > Or am I completely missing the 'other' interpretation?
>
> Well, hypothetically, if *your* willy was wet, and you sat on her head
> and gave it to her...
By 'willy' you mean my index finger, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Raptor514 (who apologizes to Stillsunny for swizzling a wet finger in her
ear) :-D
>
> --
> Mekkala, Atheist #2148
> "Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
> --Emmett F. Fields
Raptor514
>
> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
> >>
> >> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> >> news:aq-dnV64fNF...@megapath.net...
> >> > On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:33:05 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> >> >> news:stKdnZONDtK...@megapath.net...
> >> >>> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
> >> >>>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>Sunny
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> <watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
> >> >>
> >> >> Oh my. The things that happen when my husband's not around :)
> >> >
> >> > <squint>
> >> >
> >> > What have you done with George?
> >>
> >> Sent him off to work with a nice sandwich, chips and a Ring Ding :)
> >
> > <Slams Robyn to the mat, sits on her head, and gives her a wet Ring
Ding>
>
> ACK!!! Is that a gross as it sounds?!?!?
Depends. Imagine a Ring Ding (whatever that is) and wet it with whatever
fluid you like. It could be 'wet' with hot fudge I suppose. . .
Raptor514
Robibnikoff
"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
Uh huh, right :)
Raptor514
<innocent voice>
Gosh, everyone here is sooooooo dirty minded. What else could I possibly
mean?!
</innocent voice>
Raptor514
Robibnikoff
"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
snip
>>
>> Uh huh, right :)
>
>
> <innocent voice>
>
> Gosh, everyone here is sooooooo dirty minded. What else could I possibly
> mean?!
>
> </innocent voice>
Yeah, right. Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT just fall off the turnip
trick. Hrumph! ;)
B. Kildow
It'd be more believable if you weren't still smirking!
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
But you're *still* smirking!!!!
BK
AA#1992
B. Kildow
^^^^^^^^^
<head cocked in puzzled attitude> Hrmmmmfff??
BK
AA#1992
Robibnikoff
What? You never heard of the infamous turnip trick? See you take and
turnip and then you........
(Curse my typos!) :)
B. Kildow
Go on; this ought to be good!
>
> (Curse my typos!) :)
I like typos. Sometimes they're the best part of my post! :)
BK
AA#1992
Robibnikoff
"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
news:41813...@newsfeed.slurp.net...
> Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>> "B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>> news:41813...@newsfeed.slurp.net...
>>
>>>Robibnikoff wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:tO9gd.6890$dW.3870@trnddc08...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:2uclvtF...@uni-berlin.de...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>snip
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Uh huh, right :)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>><innocent voice>
>>>>>
>>>>>Gosh, everyone here is sooooooo dirty minded. What else could I
>>>>>possibly
>>>>>mean?!
>>>>>
>>>>></innocent voice>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, right. Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT just fall off the
>>>>turnip trick. Hrumph! ;)
>>>
>>>^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>><head cocked in puzzled attitude> Hrmmmmfff??
>>
>>
>> What? You never heard of the infamous turnip trick? See you take and
>> turnip and then you........
>
> Go on; this ought to be good!
Hold on; I've got to get the manual.....
>> (Curse my typos!) :)
>
> I like typos. Sometimes they're the best part of my post! :)
LOL! :)
B. Kildow
Now there's a book I'd like to see! Where's Baldric when you need him? :)
BK
AA#1992
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:01:43 -0700, Iain wrote:
>
>> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote in message
>> news:<7PKdnTsqcLn...@megapath.net>...
>>> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:17:57 -0500, zamboni30000 wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:12:00 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>> > Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>"Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>>> >>news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>>> >>>
>>> >>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>> >>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>> >>> > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>>> >>> > wrote:
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>> >>> > >
>>> >>> > >Sunny
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>> >>>
>>> >>> <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>>> >>
>>> >>I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's
>>> >>more than one way to interpret that line!"
>>> >>
>>> > There is?
>>> > I thought of the filthy one first, of course....err... what's the
>>> > clean one again?
>>>
>>> <blink>
>>>
>>> There's a clean one???
>>
>> I truly don't know what the clean one is.
>
>Um... the one that just came outta the dishwasher???
You mean like the toilet seats at a Danish fast food place?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
stoney
>What were you doing with your willy in a dishwasher?
He likes the scrubbing bubbles?
stoney
<joremovedath...@attbi.com> wrote:
>On Wed 27 Oct 2004 09:12:12a, "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com>
>kicked back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit
>up a joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
>
>>
>> "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>"
>> <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:417ef617$0$21974$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>>
>>> "Raptor514" <Rapt...@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in message
>>> news:60Bfd.9662$kr4.6398@trnddc01...
>>> >
>>> > "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>> > news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>> > > On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>> wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > >You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >Sunny
>>> > >
>>> > > <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>> >
>>> > <sits on her head and gives her a wet willy>
>>>
>>> I bet five seconds after you hit send you thought "Oh oh...there's
>>> more
>> than
>>> one way to interpret that line!"
>>
>> Uhm, actually no.
>>
>> Sunny has no willy. I repeat, Sunny has no willy.
>>
>> Or am I completely missing the 'other' interpretation?
>
>Well, hypothetically, if *your* willy was wet, and you sat on her head
>and gave it to her...
it would be a mouthful? (VERY innocent look)
stoney
<witc...@broomstick.com> wrote:
>
>"Iain" <iain_i...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:6feb9a89.04102...@posting.google.com...
>> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>> news:<2uaa7mF...@uni-berlin.de>...
>
>
>snip
>>>
>>> No problem!! :)
>>
>>
>> Aaah! What's a ringding?
>
>Chocolate-covered snack cake with a creamy filling :)
Bill Cosby? (wide-eyed innocence)
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:19:46 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>> Here> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>
>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>
>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>
>>>
>>> Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>
>> And he's not letting us play on it??!??
>
>Selfish of him huh?
>
><glaring at bouncy Stoney>
Just think if it was Robyn bouncing.....
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:47:13 -0700, stoney wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:06:38 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:56:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> "Apostate" <Apostate...@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
>>>> news:bpltn0pvfglonekni...@4ax.com...
>>>>> On 26 Oct 2004 15:30:53 -0700, still...@yahoo.com (stillsunny)
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>You may now return to your regularly scheduled prowrestling.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sunny
>>>>>
>>>>> <slams Sunny to the mat>
>>>>
>>>> Now, now! Behave yourself! :)
>>>
>>><watches Robyn slam Apostate to the mat>
>>
>> wham! Bam! Thank you, man?
>
>I ain't goin' near that.
I don't blame you.
>And your bouncing is making me dizzy...
Its the spring in my step.....
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:48:17 -0700, stoney wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> "stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>> More than normal :-)
>>>>
>>>> Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>
>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>
>> The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>
>How did the cow get up there?
It mooved
stoney
<trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote:
>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:19:46 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>>Here> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>
>>>
>>>And he's not letting us play on it??!??
>>
>>
>> Selfish of him huh?
>>
>> <glaring at bouncy Stoney>
>>
>The things people will do for a spanking (bad, wicked, naughty, EVIL
>Stoney!!!)
{wiggle wiggle)
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:07:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:19:46 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>>>Here> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>And he's not letting us play on it??!??
>>>
>>>
>>> Selfish of him huh?
>>>
>>> <glaring at bouncy Stoney>
>>>
>> The things people will do for a spanking (bad, wicked, naughty, EVIL
>> Stoney!!!)
>
>Nonononononononononono!!!
>
>You must threaten to *not* spank him...
Spoilsport......
stoney
<witc...@broomstick.com> wrote:
>
>"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
>
>snip
>
>> When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>> boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>> When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom dress
>> and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
>> "penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>
>Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
It's in Hobbitton.
stoney
<alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 05:48:25 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>
>> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 19:41:06 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:54:52 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:48:17 -0700, stoney wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>>>>>>>><alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>>>>>>>Here> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How did the cow get up there?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, ho-ho-ho, Mark! You get Letitia down off that thing right now
>>>>>>before she sprains a teat! Just out of curiosity, how *did* you boost
>>>>>>her up there?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>It was like that when I got here.
>>>>
>>>>(sorry Mark! That wasn't supposed to go to your email!!)
>>>
>>>
>>> And apparently did not. 'Course the email addy is munged. If your reader
>>> picked it up in its current state, the email didn't actually go
>>> anywhere.
>>>
>>>
>>>>When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>>>>boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>>>>When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom
>>>>dress and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
>>>>"penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>>>
>>>
>>> I have signed affidavits from the penguins...
>>>
>> Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 27 time, shame on....ummmmmm.....
>
>Look! They're *notarized see?
Yeah. In C flat.
Robibnikoff
stoney
Here>" <cj...@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
>
>"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
>news:mb20o0t5d0nhnvipc...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:05:49 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
>> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> "stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>> >>> More than normal :-)
>> >>
>> >> Maybe it's winter weight!
>> >
>> >Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>
>> The one in the front yard is oldest daughters boyfriends.
>
>I went out with a girl who had a trampoline in her yard.
>
>Ahhh...the memories!!
>
>But of course I'm sure your daughter wouldn't get up to anything like that!!
That's for her to decide.
B. Kildow
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:20:48 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
> <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote:
>
>
>>"B. Kildow" <trac...@spamenot.foxinternet.net> wrote in message
>>news:41805BA9...@spamenot.foxinternet.net...
>>
>>snip
>>
>>
>>>When I found the aardvark, I believed you. When the 14 nuns, 3 choir
>>>boys, the church janitor and a Papal envoy came to me, I believed you.
>>>When I found the pig passed out in a drunken stupor, wearing a prom dress
>>>and clown shoes, your response was, at least, feasible. The whole
>>>"penguin story" was right out and I'm not buying it this time.
>>
>>Ding dang it! Now both you and Mr. Bilbo owe me a new keyboard! :)
>
>
> It's in Hobbitton.
That isn't the keyboard he uses his feet to type on, is it?
BK
AA#1992
Robibnikoff
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 10:59:10 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
> <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Iain" <iain_i...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:6feb9a89.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>>> news:<2uaa7mF...@uni-berlin.de>...
>>
>>
>>snip
>>>>
>>>> No problem!! :)
>>>
>>>
>>> Aaah! What's a ringding?
>>
>>Chocolate-covered snack cake with a creamy filling :)
>
> Bill Cosby? (wide-eyed innocence)
I always thought he was a Jello man ;)
Robibnikoff
> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 10:50:56 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
> <alt-a...@org.webmaster> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:19:46 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
>>
>>> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:10:58 +1000, Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
>>>> Here> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"stillsunny" <still...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:c472f5b5.04102...@posting.google.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>More than normal :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>Maybe it's winter weight!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Did Stoney get a trampoline???
>>>>
>>> And he's not letting us play on it??!??
>>
>>Selfish of him huh?
>>
>><glaring at bouncy Stoney>
>
> Just think if it was Robyn bouncing.....
Eeeeeewwwwwww! I'd knock myself out! :)
B. Kildow
Whew! I thought it was just me that didn't get that. Soney, is there
something we need to know about Danish toilets????!?
BK
AA#1992
Robibnikoff
> Robibnikoff wrote:
>
>> "stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
>> news:1rm2o0ho1nd0kvjav...@4ax.com...
snip
>>>You mean like the toilet seats at a Danish fast food place?
>>
>>
>> Umm, what?
> Whew! I thought it was just me that didn't get that. Soney, is there
> something we need to know about Danish toilets????!?
More likely, it's something we DON'T need to know :)
Mekkala
Well, it would be a wet willy, anyway.