ED CONRAD TO DEBATE STEPHEN HAWKING .

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NEW YORK, NY (Rueters) --
Stephen Hawking and Ed Conrad
will engage in a lively two-hour
debate -- IS THERE A GOD? --
on Foxx News on Monday night.
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Hawking emphatically says "NO!
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Conrad disagrees and says Stevie,
the world-famous astrophysicist, is
too damn "smart" for his own good.
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Odds are that Hawking, who boasts
an IQ of 204, will wipe up the studio
floor with Conrad, who has difficulty
counting his change at the supermarket.
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However, Conrad, in an e-mail to
Rupert Murdoch, stated emphatically,
-- while referring to Dawkins -- "Too
much education is a dangerous thing."
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Conrad added, rather brutally, that
he believes Hawkins' gargantuan brain
is buried in the sand on the beach
off Cambridge, England.
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It is understood that Hawking will
arrive at the studio with photos of
never-seen-before galaxies as well
as videos of Black Holes in the act
of procreation.
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Conrad, on the other hand, said
he will bring along only a one-liner --
http://www.edconrad.org
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However, just in case he needs
more ammo, Ed says he'll have
another of his great one-liners,
http://www. edconrad.com
on the ready in his shirt pocket.
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Pseudo-scientists everywhere,
including those at the Smithsonian,
are sure Hawking will clean Ed's
clock -- but others aren't so sure.
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To make sure there's an even
playing field, Conrad -- perhaps the
most hated person on the planet -
said he'll enter the debate with ONE
hand tied behind his back and wearing
a patch over one eye.
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These invited Studio guests obvioiusly
will be cheering for Professor Hawking . . .
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David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call Me a Dick) Cheney
Roger Ailes
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Glenn Beck
Sean "Ins" Hannity
Lady Gaga
Posters to alt.atheism and sci.bio.evolution
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Richard Dawkins
Smithsonian Institution
Paul PZ Myers
David Pilbeam
Richard Dawkins
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Lt. Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
American Anthropological Association
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute PRI
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
New England Journal of Medicine
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Wayne Clough -- Secretary of Smithsonian
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Cornell University Medical College
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC ABC CBS C-Span CNN MSNBC The Cartoon Network
U.S. Geological Survey
sci.med.pathology
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Institute of Human Origins
Society for Medical Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Google Technicians
Philadelphia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart Customers
Washington Post
U.S. News and World Report
Father Guido Sarducci
Michael Moore

[Billy-Bob Bobbob-bobob]

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> NEW YORK, NY (Rueters) --
> Stephen Hawking and Ed Conrad
> will engage in a lively two-hour
> debate -- IS THERE A GOD? --

tonight and every night in Ed's Head

Billy Bob
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