Help us remember the birth of Jesus,
I AMTRUECRISTIAN
Share in the song of the angels,
the gladness of the shepherds,
and worship of the wise men.
Close the door of hate
Open the door of love all over the world.
Let kindness come with every gift
Good desires with every greeting.
Deliver us from evil by the blessing
which Christ brings, and teach us
to be merry with clear hearts.
May the Christmas morning
make us happy to be thy children,
Christmas evening bring us to our beds
with grateful thoughts,
forgiving and forgiven,
for Jesus' sake.
Sara Brum
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> Help us remember the birth of Jesus,
Sure. Just as soon as you help us remember the birth of Sherlock Holmes.
Greywolf
"Sara Brum" <ri...@home.here> wrote in message
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that's *Baker* street fame, I might add -- isn't the greatest living sleuth
the world has ever known, are you?!
For shame.
Greywolf
Uncle Vic
@OPERAMAIL.COM) made the light shine upon us with this:
> Close the door of hate
> Open the door of love all over the world.
Practice what you preach, moron.
--
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aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Michael Gray
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He still lives, and promised to return in Dr. Watson's lifetime!
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Doc Smartass
> Subject: Help us remember the birth of Jesus
IT'S THE MOST OVERBLOWN TIME OF THE YEAR
Lyrics by Doc "the freakin poet" Smartass
Waltz time
VERSE 1:
It's the most overblown time of the year
With the christers all preaching and whining and screeching
And full of false cheeeeer...
It's the most overblown tiiime...of the year.
VERSE 2:
It's the slap-happiest season of all
With those grumpy old fuckers demanding we succor
Their worshipful thrall
It's the slap-happiest season of all.
BRIDGE:
The Rightards are claiming that christmas we're maiming,
By saying 'Happy holidays"
These fucked-up hysterics are partnered with clerics
Who want everything their own way.
VERSE 3:
It's the most overblown time of the year
They say they're inclusive but then turn abusive
If you're not in their sphere!
It's the most overblown time--
It's the most overblown time--
It's the most overblown time...of the year!
--
Doc Smartass
"Bullshit repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
Harry F. Leopold
(in article <Xns98A29FB2CD3D...@216.77.188.18>):
Love it, seconds anyone?
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Liz
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That is amazing. I second and want to record it.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
Robibnikoff
"Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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WOW! Bravo! :)
Perhaps I shall sing this today at my inlaws Xma eve party. Anyone want to
pay for my hospital bills? :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist Bastard Extraordinaire
#1557
Doc Smartass
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Thanks!
I don't think I'll be able to top it--but my rhyming dictionary deserves
a share of the credit.
> Perhaps I shall sing this today at my inlaws Xma eve party. Anyone
> want to pay for my hospital bills? :)
I'll give ya a dollah =D
Doc Smartass
>
Bob Young inspired this one by naming its title in the "FAITH" thread
(where I serial-slapped Pastor Frank and offered holiday greetings):
"Slappy Holiday" by Doc Smartass
(Dedicated to the trolls of a.a.)
Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
Witness Pastor Frank's hand-wringing
As we slap him black and blue
Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
May your slapping hand keep swinging
Slappy Holidays to you
It's the troll-a-day season
And Daniel Min is coming back
Sound of Trumpet just posts what he's found
When old Ernobe gets into town
He'll be just another slappy clown
Just another slappy clown
It's the troll-a-day season
And Johnny Young tries to be coy
About priests who molest little boys
He wants to be the Pope's chew-toy
He'll be going down on Benny, down
Going down on Benny, down
We'll have the same old cross-posted attack
When Ken Pangborn forges you and me
Bobandcarole is obsessed with all things "dick"
Bibon is his love-bougie
[love plug?! baaaaaahahahaha!]
*ahem*
It's the troll-a-day season
But it's like that all the time with this flock
And it's pretty much all the same schlock
They exist only for us to mock!
Show them no mercy, I decree!
They will give none to thee--
They will give none to thee.
Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
Witness Pastor Frank's Hand-wringing
As we slap him black and blue
Slappy Holiday
Slappy Holiday
May your slapping hand keep swinging
Slappy Holidays to you
To you
Slappy Holiday
--
Doc Smartass
"There is no society in human history that ever suffered because its
people became too reasonable." -- Sam Harris
Robibnikoff
Golly gee, your generousity is underwhelming ;)
Decided against it and had a great time hanging out with the Catholics. My
Secret Santa got me a black cap with a skull w/wings done in crystals on the
front. F'ing cool!! Also got a crystal skull & crossbones pendant! Guess
they're okay afterall :)
Robibnikoff
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Willl have to show this to the hubby when he finally
gets his lazy ass out of bed :)
Chris Johnson
Jeez... You're up for the day? I'll be about ready to turn in in an
hour or so.
And then then around 9 I'll have to get back up for stockings and
presents and the like. *grumble* At least the youngest of us is in high
school now, so we don't have anybody itching to get up at 7 or 8
anymore.
Robibnikoff
"Chris Johnson" <effi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> Robibnikoff wrote:
snip'
>>
>> Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Willl have to show this to the hubby when he
>> finally
>> gets his lazy ass out of bed :)
>
> Jeez... You're up for the day? I'll be about ready to turn in in an
> hour or so.
LOL- Yeah, I actually made myself sleep in until 5:00. I usually get up at
4:00.
>
> And then then around 9 I'll have to get back up for stockings and
> presents and the like. *grumble* At least the youngest of us is in high
> school now, so we don't have anybody itching to get up at 7 or 8
> anymore.
I figure the hubby and kid will be getting up aroune 7:00 this morning ;)
Chris Johnson
Robibnikoff wrote:
> "Chris Johnson" <effi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1167045574....@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Robibnikoff wrote:
>
> snip'
> >>
> >> Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Willl have to show this to the hubby when he
> >> finally
> >> gets his lazy ass out of bed :)
> >
> > Jeez... You're up for the day? I'll be about ready to turn in in an
> > hour or so.
>
> LOL- Yeah, I actually made myself sleep in until 5:00. I usually get up at
> 4:00.
Don't indulge yourself too often. Before you know it, you'll be
sleeping until 6!
> > And then then around 9 I'll have to get back up for stockings and
> > presents and the like. *grumble* At least the youngest of us is in high
> > school now, so we don't have anybody itching to get up at 7 or 8
> > anymore.
>
> I figure the hubby and kid will be getting up aroune 7:00 this morning ;)
Well I hope you guys have a happy Winterfest.
I'm off to bed. Hopefully 9:00 won't come during a REM cycle. Otherwise
my family will be dealing with a very grumpy Chris.
Robibnikoff
>
> Robibnikoff wrote:
>> "Chris Johnson" <effi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1167045574....@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> > Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>> snip'
>> >>
>> >> Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Willl have to show this to the hubby when he
>> >> finally
>> >> gets his lazy ass out of bed :)
>> >
>> > Jeez... You're up for the day? I'll be about ready to turn in in an
>> > hour or so.
>>
>> LOL- Yeah, I actually made myself sleep in until 5:00. I usually get up
>> at
>> 4:00.
>
> Don't indulge yourself too often. Before you know it, you'll be
> sleeping until 6!
I first woke up at 2:00, but said "Nah" ;)
>
>> > And then then around 9 I'll have to get back up for stockings and
>> > presents and the like. *grumble* At least the youngest of us is in high
>> > school now, so we don't have anybody itching to get up at 7 or 8
>> > anymore.
>>
>> I figure the hubby and kid will be getting up aroune 7:00 this morning ;)
>
> Well I hope you guys have a happy Winterfest.
You too :)
> I'm off to bed. Hopefully 9:00 won't come during a REM cycle. Otherwise
> my family will be dealing with a very grumpy Chris.
Oh dear. Good luck! :)
Doc Smartass
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I got the "Venture Brothers" Season 1 DVD set, $40, and a movie poster
for the Turkish version of "The Car" (w/ James Brolin).
I gave out 4 framed photos--one of the Pensacola lighthouse; one of the
Biloxi Mississippi lighthouse, at night, with a lit-up casino about a
mile behind it; a pic I named "Ambition"--a shopping cart crushed under a
dumpster (Eunice the bag-lady saw her chance and grabbed for the
gold...but bit off more than she could chew); and one called "A Little
Off the Top"--a little barber shop that had its roof ripped off by
Hurricane Ivan.
The "biggie" for me was a $200 safe-driving bonus at work; I used it to
replace my 2-plus-year-old PDA, which started having screen trouble
several months ago. The new one is faster and brighter and $100 cheaper
than the old one...but I still miss the old one :(
Robibnikoff
snip
>>>
>>>> Perhaps I shall sing this today at my inlaws Xma eve party. Anyone
>>>> want to pay for my hospital bills? :)
>>>
>>> I'll give ya a dollah =D
>>
>> Golly gee, your generousity is underwhelming ;)
>>
>> Decided against it and had a great time hanging out with the
>> Catholics. My Secret Santa got me a black cap with a skull w/wings
>> done in crystals on the front. F'ing cool!! Also got a crystal skull
>> & crossbones pendant! Guess they're okay afterall :)
>
> I got the "Venture Brothers" Season 1 DVD set, $40, and a movie poster
> for the Turkish version of "The Car" (w/ James Brolin).
Cool! I caught the "Venture Brothers" early yesterday morning - Hilarious!
>
> I gave out 4 framed photos--one of the Pensacola lighthouse; one of the
> Biloxi Mississippi lighthouse, at night, with a lit-up casino about a
> mile behind it; a pic I named "Ambition"--a shopping cart crushed under a
> dumpster (Eunice the bag-lady saw her chance and grabbed for the
> gold...but bit off more than she could chew); and one called "A Little
> Off the Top"--a little barber shop that had its roof ripped off by
> Hurricane Ivan.
Sounds great
> The "biggie" for me was a $200 safe-driving bonus at work; I used it to
> replace my 2-plus-year-old PDA, which started having screen trouble
> several months ago. The new one is faster and brighter and $100 cheaper
> than the old one...but I still miss the old one :(
I did get a $250 America Express gift certificate from my bosses - was quite
a shocker. Going to combine with Xmas money my mother gave to me and the
husband - getting a hutch for the kitchen. We are currently using my
daughter's old changing table that I painted blue and covered with folkart
flowers. Nice enough, but time to go. I think it's time for some "grown up"
storage space :)
My "biggie" is that my husband got us tickets for "Spamalot" on Broadway in
NYC. It's supposed to be hilarious. Can't wait! :)
Doc Smartass
Doc Smartass
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>
> "Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns98A5CF580691...@216.77.188.18...
>> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in
>> news:4v9pumF...@mid.individual.net:
>
> snip
>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps I shall sing this today at my inlaws Xma eve party.
>>>>> Anyone want to pay for my hospital bills? :)
>>>>
>>>> I'll give ya a dollah =D
>>>
>>> Golly gee, your generousity is underwhelming ;)
>>>
>>> Decided against it and had a great time hanging out with the
>>> Catholics. My Secret Santa got me a black cap with a skull w/wings
>>> done in crystals on the front. F'ing cool!! Also got a crystal
>>> skull & crossbones pendant! Guess they're okay afterall :)
>>
>> I got the "Venture Brothers" Season 1 DVD set, $40, and a movie
>> poster for the Turkish version of "The Car" (w/ James Brolin).
>
> Cool! I caught the "Venture Brothers" early yesterday morning -
> Hilarious!
One of my favorite bits: two guys are guarding a fenced area. Brock picks
up a pole and runs straight at them...rams the pole into one guy's mouth,
driving him over backward, then uses the pole to vault over the fence
without dislodging it from the guy's throat. I love me some cartoon
violence.
> My "biggie" is that my husband got us tickets for "Spamalot" on
> Broadway in NYC. It's supposed to be hilarious. Can't wait! :)
Awesome!
*nemo*
Liz <ehu...@donotspam.com> wrote:
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>
> Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
>
> Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
> Charter Member of SMASH
> and Queen of the known universe
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Robibnikoff
He did! :)
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Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Robibnikoff
> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in
> news:4vf4lnF...@mid.individual.net:
>
>>
>> "Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns98A5CF580691...@216.77.188.18...
>>> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in
>>> news:4v9pumF...@mid.individual.net:
>>
>> snip
>>>>>
>>>>>> Perhaps I shall sing this today at my inlaws Xma eve party.
>>>>>> Anyone want to pay for my hospital bills? :)
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll give ya a dollah =D
>>>>
>>>> Golly gee, your generousity is underwhelming ;)
>>>>
>>>> Decided against it and had a great time hanging out with the
>>>> Catholics. My Secret Santa got me a black cap with a skull w/wings
>>>> done in crystals on the front. F'ing cool!! Also got a crystal
>>>> skull & crossbones pendant! Guess they're okay afterall :)
>>>
>>> I got the "Venture Brothers" Season 1 DVD set, $40, and a movie
>>> poster for the Turkish version of "The Car" (w/ James Brolin).
>>
>> Cool! I caught the "Venture Brothers" early yesterday morning -
>> Hilarious!
>
> One of my favorite bits: two guys are guarding a fenced area. Brock picks
> up a pole and runs straight at them...rams the pole into one guy's mouth,
> driving him over backward, then uses the pole to vault over the fence
> without dislodging it from the guy's throat. I love me some cartoon
> violence.
Hahahaha! :)
>
>> My "biggie" is that my husband got us tickets for "Spamalot" on
>> Broadway in NYC. It's supposed to be hilarious. Can't wait! :)
>
> Awesome!
We're going in February - 2:00 matinee and then out to dinner afterwards.
The kid's totally disappointed that she's not coming with us, but we're
planning on taking her to see The Lion King for her next birthday.
Doc Smartass
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>
> "Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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>> "Robibnikoff" <witc...@broomstick.com> wrote in
>> news:4v9q0uF...@mid.individual.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "Doc Smartass" <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns98A4DCF19A2...@216.77.188.18...
>>>> Slappy Holiday
>>>> Slappy Holiday
>>>> May your slapping hand keep swinging
>>>> Slappy Holidays to you
>>>> To you
>>>> Slappy Holiday
>>>
>>> Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Willl have to show this to the hubby when he
>>> finally gets his lazy ass out of bed :)
>>
>> Did he like it?
>
> He did! :)
Sweet. I need to find a Bing Crosby sort of guy to sing it.
Doc Smartass
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Have you seen any of Brock's occasional lover? She's a Russian agent
named Molotov Cocktease *baaahahahahahaha*
Robibnikoff
I only catch a snippet now and then when it's on when I first get up in the
morning (4:00 a.m.) prior to my work out, so no, I don't recall this
character. Great name, though ;)
Doc Smartass
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Their form of foreplay is hand-to-hand combat...but she's got a chastity
belt (hence the name?)
--
Doc Smartass
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds fuck sheep.
--Therfore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.