Food stamps

[Fred]

What does the rest of the world think about the United States
where multi-millionares and billionares are jealous of hungry
citizens who are using food stamps? Top the point where the
extremely wealthy pass laws to ensure that people remains hungry?
To the point where 99% of the obscenely wealthy are Christanics
who supposedly believe in gods and ideals where loving each
other and helping each other are supposedly inviolate higher
ideals to follow?

The whole world looks at these fucking insane Christian shit piles
and they equate what they do, what they don't do, what their
ideologies are to the entire country's citizens. These shit piles
make the entire USofA look like a bunch of violently insane
cult savages.

---
"Fred" is my Christian name.
FOX "News," keeping rightards infromed since 1996

[deep]

On Sat, 25 Aug 2012 19:51:38 GMT, rep...@scientology.org (Fred)
wrote:

>What does the rest of the world think about the United States
>where multi-millionares and billionares are jealous of hungry
>citizens who are using food stamps? Top the point where the
>extremely wealthy pass laws to ensure that people remains hungry?
>To the point where 99% of the obscenely wealthy are Christanics
>who supposedly believe in gods and ideals where loving each
>other and helping each other are supposedly inviolate higher
>ideals to follow?
>
>The whole world looks at these fucking insane Christian shit piles
>and they equate what they do, what they don't do, what their
>ideologies are to the entire country's citizens. These shit piles
>make the entire USofA look like a bunch of violently insane
>cult savages.

Don't always hold back so. Why don't you tell us what you really
think?

[Olrik]

Le 2012-08-25 15:51, Fred a �crit :

> What does the rest of the world think about the United States
> where multi-millionares and billionares are jealous of hungry
> citizens who are using food stamps?

Beats even me, who's only an hour away from the USA, a frequent visitor
who's been asking for the better part of 30 years, �What the fuck is
special about the USA apart from their military budget?�

The USA I've known for the last 30 years is a third-world country.

I vividly remember my Montr�al-Washington train ride. "Ugly", and
"despair" were my thoughts.

That was in 1991......

But I do love Boston, New York and Chicago, the only places I could live
in the USA.

[SkyEyes]

On Aug 25, 10:34 pm, Olrik <olrik...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> But I do love Boston, New York and Chicago, the only places I could live
> in the USA.

What do you have against the American Southwest? I wouldn't live in
any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
lack cactus.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

[Olrik]

Le 2012-08-26 02:05, SkyEyes a �crit :

> On Aug 25, 10:34 pm, Olrik <olrik...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> But I do love Boston, New York and Chicago, the only places I could live
>> in the USA.
>
> What do you have against the American Southwest?

Nothing!

I've never been there!

> I wouldn't live in
> any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
> lack cactus.

That's because it's not about nature and weather, but about culture.

[Dakota]

I also prefer the benefits of living in the south. South Dakota that
is. North Dakota is too cold for me. :)

[linuxgal]

Olrik wrote:

> I vividly remember my Montréal-Washington train ride. "Ugly", and
> "despair" were my thoughts.

That's why I stay in the other Washington. The GOOD Washington.

http://www.cleanposts.com/images/e/e2/Rainier2.jpg

--
Need a spiritual home? Consider joining us at Mary Queen of the Universe
Latter-day Buddhislamic Free Will Christian UFO Synagogue of Vishnu

http://www.cleanposts.com

[linuxgal]

SkyEyes wrote:
> On Aug 25, 10:34 pm, Olrik <olrik...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> But I do love Boston, New York and Chicago, the only places I could live
>> in the USA.
>
> What do you have against the American Southwest? I wouldn't live in
> any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
> lack cactus.

You look at the pretty sun and cacti out windows from your air
conditioned spaces.

[Waldo Tunnel]

On Aug 26, 6:13 am, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote:

[...]

>
> I also prefer the benefits of living in the south. South Dakota that
> is. North Dakota is too cold for me. :)

When I was in South D during one 4th of July, I immediately understood
why it was possible to buy and shoot off authentic fireworks there
(firecrackers, roman candles, etc)--which that was strictly illegal in
CA. (Can anyone guess why the difference?)

The other thing I noticed was marijuana growing everywhere.

[Brian E. Clark]

In article <fd2f7bc4-6b4f-4168-91c4-
eaac15...@rg9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>, skyeyes9
@cox.net says...

> What do you have against the American Southwest? I wouldn't live in
> any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
> lack cactus.

Who the hell wants to live in the sweltering glare among
cacti? Give me the green of the midwest, with deep white
winters and springtimes delighting in the sound of flowing
waters! ;-)

--
-----------
Brian E. Clark

[Mike Painter]

On 8/25/2012 11:05 PM, SkyEyes wrote:
> On Aug 25, 10:34 pm, Olrik <olrik...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> But I do love Boston, New York and Chicago, the only places I could live
>> in the USA.
>
> What do you have against the American Southwest? I wouldn't live in
> any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
> lack cactus.
>

I don't care if you do herd cats!
SHUT UP!

The more people talk about the South West, the more people move there
and the more it starts to look like South West Chicago.

I'm one with the favorite bumper sticker for my state.
"Welcome to California, now go home."

I've met a lot of transplants that pined for the "real winters" back home.
Then they went back for a visit during winter and never mentioned it again.

[Mike Painter]

I've never been able to figure out why the mid west is called the mid
west when it isn't ever very far west of east.

And I live near a town where you can tell people to go West on East and
turn South on North (streets)

[RD Sandman]

Mike Painter <md.pa...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:ubednSChotmISabN...@giganews.com:

And I live in one where 26th becomes 27th as soon as it crosses Jones
Blvd.

--

If you see a bomb techinician running....
Do try to keep up with him.


Sleep well, tonight.....

RD (The Sandman)

[Martin]

On 27/08/2012 21:09, Mike Painter wrote:
> On 8/27/2012 9:41 AM, Brian E. Clark wrote:
>> In article <fd2f7bc4-6b4f-4168-91c4-
>> eaac15...@rg9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>, skyeyes9
>> @cox.net says...
>>
>>> What do you have against the American Southwest? I wouldn't live in
>>> any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
>>> lack cactus.
>>
>> Who the hell wants to live in the sweltering glare among
>> cacti? Give me the green of the midwest, with deep white
>> winters and springtimes delighting in the sound of flowing
>> waters! ;-)
>>
> I've never been able to figure out why the mid west is called the mid
> west when it isn't ever very far west of east.

As an outsider I was very confused when I heard I was being sent to the
mid-west and found out actually where it was. I was expecting a couple
or three thousand miles inland

[Martin]

On 27/08/2012 21:07, Mike Painter wrote:

> The more people talk about the South West, the more people move there
> and the more it starts to look like South West Chicago.
>
> I'm one with the favorite bumper sticker for my state.
> "Welcome to California, now go home."
>
> I've met a lot of transplants that pined for the "real winters" back home.
> Then they went back for a visit during winter and never mentioned it again.

lol I know what you mean. I was over in SF one mid December and while it
wasn't exactly hot it was "put a sweater on" in the evenings, so it was
ok. On the same journey I went to Boston, walked out the airport door
and had to run back inside to get dressed. I'd gone from something like
+20 to -30 in one day
>

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <ubednSChotmISabN...@giganews.com>,

Mike Painter <md.pa...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> On 8/27/2012 9:41 AM, Brian E. Clark wrote:
> > In article <fd2f7bc4-6b4f-4168-91c4-
> > eaac15...@rg9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>, skyeyes9
> > @cox.net says...
> >
> >> What do you have against the American Southwest? I wouldn't live in
> >> any of the places you've listed: the sunlight is to weak and they all
> >> lack cactus.
> >
> > Who the hell wants to live in the sweltering glare among
> > cacti? Give me the green of the midwest, with deep white
> > winters and springtimes delighting in the sound of flowing
> > waters! ;-)
> >
> I've never been able to figure out why the mid west is called the mid
> west when it isn't ever very far west of east.

Because the country was much smaller when that name got started and it
really was the midwest.

> And I live near a town where you can tell people to go West on East and
> turn South on North (streets)

<giggle>

--
JD

"the lybian lier"

[Brian E. Clark]

In article <ubednSChotmISabN...@giganews.com>,
md.pa...@sbcglobal.net says...

> I've never been able to figure out why the mid west is called the mid
> west when it isn't ever very far west of east.

It was just "the west" when the country was young. As new
territories were opened up (i.e., stolen from their former
owners) further toward the sunset, what was west became the
middle west.

> And I live near a town where you can tell people to go West on East and
> turn South on North (streets)

For myself, I find the naming habits of housing development
contractors to be a joke: "Cedar Glenn" has no cedars nor
even any trees, and thus has no glen. "Pine Ridge" has zero
pines and is situated near no drop that would justify its
"ridge" moniker. "Crystal Lake Village" was built on the
grounds of an old corn farm and has but one small
artificial pond near the entrance sign. And "Mountain View
Homes" is a thousand miles from any mountain, and half the
homes face the loading dock of the new WalMart.

[Dakota]

I've lived in Las Vegas in the summertime and Fairbanks, Alaska, in
the wintertime. Having endured those extremes, I choose to live in
Sioux Fall, South Dakota, for it's nice balance.

[Dakota]

Housing developments are usually build on former farmland. Trees get
in the way of farmers so they are sold for lumber or firewood early
on. The people who move into those homes in 100 years will be able to
enjoy the shade and beauty of trees planted by the present owners.

Back in '87, I lived in an apartment building called 'Capital View' in
Des Moines, Iowa. The apartments on my side of the building were more
appropriately dubbed 'Alley View'.

[Don Martin]

On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 01:25:03 -0500, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com>
wrote:

All of the advantages of Hell and Niflheim in the same zip code.

--

aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/

[Dakota]

On 8/28/2012 7:50 AM, Don Martin wrote:
> On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 01:25:03 -0500, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On 8/27/2012 5:33 PM, Martin wrote:
>>> On 27/08/2012 21:07, Mike Painter wrote:
>>>
>>>> The more people talk about the South West, the more people move there
>>>> and the more it starts to look like South West Chicago.
>>>>
>>>> I'm one with the favorite bumper sticker for my state.
>>>> "Welcome to California, now go home."
>>>>
>>>> I've met a lot of transplants that pined for the "real winters" back
>>>> home.
>>>> Then they went back for a visit during winter and never mentioned it
>>>> again.
>>>
>>> lol I know what you mean. I was over in SF one mid December and while
>>> it wasn't exactly hot it was "put a sweater on" in the evenings, so it
>>> was ok. On the same journey I went to Boston, walked out the airport
>>> door and had to run back inside to get dressed. I'd gone from
>>> something like +20 to -30 in one day
>>>>
>> I've lived in Las Vegas in the summertime and Fairbanks, Alaska, in
>> the wintertime. Having endured those extremes, I choose to live in
>> Sioux Fall, South Dakota, for it's nice balance.
>
> All of the advantages of Hell and Niflheim in the same zip code.
>

Niflheim? Had to look that one up. I always enjoy learning something
new. Except, perhaps, from a doctor after my physical. :(

[duke]

Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote:
> new. Except, perhaps, from a doctor after my physical. :(
> >
> > aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
> > BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
> > Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
> > The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
> >
>

A message to the theists...

What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.

You beliefs are dismissed!

[BroilJAB]

Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote:
> All of the advantages of Hell and Niflheim in the same zip code.
>
> --
>
> aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
> BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
> Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
> The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/

"Those weren't real believers. They just claimed to be believers as some
sort of excuse."

This is rather like the No True Scotsman fallacy.

What makes a real believer? There are so many One True Religions it's
hard to tell. Look at Christianity: there are many competing groups, all
convinced that they are the only true Christians. Sometimes they even
fight and kill each other. How is an atheist supposed to decide who's a
real Christian and who isn't, when even the major Christian churches
like the Catholic Church and the Church of England can't decide amongst
themselves?

In the end, most atheists take a pragmatic view, and decide that anyone
who calls himself a Christian, and uses Christian belief or dogma to
justify his actions, should be considered a Christian. Maybe some of
those Christians are just perverting Christian teaching for their own
ends--but surely if the Bible can be so readily used to support
un-Christian acts it can't be much of a moral code? If the Bible is the
word of God, why couldn't he have made it less easy to misinterpret? And
how do you know that your beliefs aren't a perversion of what your God
intended?

If there is no single unambiguous interpretation of the Bible, then why
should an atheist take one interpretation over another just on your
say-so? Sorry, but if someone claims that he believes in Jesus and that
he murdered others because Jesus and the Bible told him to do so, we
must call him a Christian.

[RD Sandman]

Brian E. Clark <brian...@newsgroup.reply.only> wrote in
news:MPG.2aa5dc492...@news.eternal-september.org:

In Lake Forest, California, the area is divided into two parts. Lake
Forest I has two lakes and Lake Forest II has one.

[Don Martin]

On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 08:28:13 -0500, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com>

Ah, that. Yes, I learned this morning that my doctor will be cutting
my throat next month.

--

[BroilJAB]

Come to Him. Do NOT choose Hell.


http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

[Brian E. Clark]

In article <h15q389chfp0q01tv...@4ax.com>,
drdon...@comcast.net says...

> Ah, that. Yes, I learned this morning that my doctor will be cutting
> my throat next month.

Yeeks. What did you do, sleep with his wife? Well, at least
he gave you time enough to hide.

[Brian E. Clark]

In article <fa340929-2769-4c25-8787-a16eaa9dae13
@l14g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>, Design...@wmconnect.com
says...

> Subject: FIERY Judgment Hell Can Be Escaped

And all you have to do is...nothing at all.

[Dakota]

Should have paid your bill. Oops. That's probably not the reason for
the surgery. Not sure I want to know what the docs planning to do but
I do wish you a speedy and complete recovery.

[Don Martin]

On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:21:22 -0400, Brian E. Clark
<brian...@newsgroup.reply.only> wrote:

>In article <h15q389chfp0q01tv...@4ax.com>,
>drdon...@comcast.net says...
>
>> Ah, that. Yes, I learned this morning that my doctor will be cutting
>> my throat next month.
>
>Yeeks. What did you do, sleep with his wife? Well, at least
>he gave you time enough to hide.

The doctor is a woman and I do not know her preferences, so her spouse
is undefiled by me. I have stenosis of the carotids: she shall be
hacking the right one open and cleaning out the accumulated crap.
Sewing it back together is the tricky part, but she has small hands
and is Chinese and so can make tiny stitches. Once I recover from
that, the procedure is repeated on the left, and I shall be a
relatively new man from the clavicles up. Expect fewer posts from me
on 19-20 September.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <33eq385mrinaidns6...@4ax.com>,

Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:21:22 -0400, Brian E. Clark
> <brian...@newsgroup.reply.only> wrote:
>
> >In article <h15q389chfp0q01tv...@4ax.com>,
> >drdon...@comcast.net says...
> >
> >> Ah, that. Yes, I learned this morning that my doctor will be cutting
> >> my throat next month.
> >
> >Yeeks. What did you do, sleep with his wife? Well, at least
> >he gave you time enough to hide.
>
> The doctor is a woman and I do not know her preferences, so her spouse
> is undefiled by me. I have stenosis of the carotids: she shall be
> hacking the right one open and cleaning out the accumulated crap.
> Sewing it back together is the tricky part, but she has small hands
> and is Chinese and so can make tiny stitches. Once I recover from
> that, the procedure is repeated on the left, and I shall be a
> relatively new man from the clavicles up. Expect fewer posts from me
> on 19-20 September.

Sounds like what Jason claims he has and which he claims his doctors say
they can't do anything about it.

Glad you have better doctors.

[Dakota]

Why would Jason go to a doctor?

[Alex W.]

On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 18:28:27 -0400, Don Martin wrote:

> On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:21:22 -0400, Brian E. Clark
> <brian...@newsgroup.reply.only> wrote:
>
>>In article <h15q389chfp0q01tv...@4ax.com>,
>>drdon...@comcast.net says...
>>
>>> Ah, that. Yes, I learned this morning that my doctor will be cutting
>>> my throat next month.
>>
>>Yeeks. What did you do, sleep with his wife? Well, at least
>>he gave you time enough to hide.
>
> The doctor is a woman and I do not know her preferences, so her spouse
> is undefiled by me. I have stenosis of the carotids: she shall be
> hacking the right one open and cleaning out the accumulated crap.
> Sewing it back together is the tricky part, but she has small hands
> and is Chinese and so can make tiny stitches. Once I recover from
> that, the procedure is repeated on the left, and I shall be a
> relatively new man from the clavicles up. Expect fewer posts from me
> on 19-20 September.

Would you like me to lend you my DVD copy of "Sweeney Todd, Deomn
Barber of Fleet Street" to calm your nerves before the operation?

Had you considered doing a before-and-after IQ test, to see if
the improved flow of oxygen and nutrients will have any effect on
your abilities?

[Don Martin]

Nah. This would be parallel to my advance directive (which I faxed to her
this morning) that in the case of vegetative state, just put me in a corner
and let me go.
"That won't happen," she insisted.
"Oh, probably not," I replied, " but if there is an 'oops!' moment in
surgery, I don't want to know about it."

[Rod]

On 8/28/2012 2:39 PM, BroilJAB wrote:
> Come to Him. Do NOT choose Hell.
>
>
> http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
>

Forcing someone to love you by threatening them with unlimited
suffering ? It never works.

[u4z]

Rod <nhra...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Come to Him. Do NOT choose Hell.
> >
> >
> > http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
> >
>
> Forcing someone to love you by threatening them with unlimited
> suffering ? It never works.

Atheism...

Our belief is not a belief. Our principles are not a faith. We do not
rely solely upon science and reason, because these are necessary rather
than sufficient factors, but we distrust anything that contradicts
science or outrages reason. We may differ on many things, but what we
respect is free inquiry, openmindedness, and the pursuit of ideas for
their own sake.

[Alex W.]

On Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:10:21 GMT, Don Martin wrote:

> "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:


>>
>> Had you considered doing a before-and-after IQ test, to see if
>> the improved flow of oxygen and nutrients will have any effect on
>> your abilities?
>
> Nah. This would be parallel to my advance directive (which I faxed to her
> this morning) that in the case of vegetative state, just put me in a corner
> and let me go.
> "That won't happen," she insisted.
> "Oh, probably not," I replied, " but if there is an 'oops!' moment in
> surgery, I don't want to know about it."

If she really and literally told you "that won't happen", I would
worry. Seriously. All surgery has risks -- people die every
year in the dentist's chair, fer chrissakes -- and to deny that
is simply irresponsible.

[Don Martin]

On Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:30:37 +0100, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

Since my work is in an office that investigates medical errors, I am
well aware of this, which is why I do not want to be aware of any oops
moments in my care. I have 98% confidence that there will not be any.

[Barry OGrady]

On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 12:39:56 -0700 (PDT), BroilJAB
<Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

>Come to Him. Do NOT choose Hell.

Choose Him. Choose Hell.
I'm staying away.

=-=-=-=-==-=-=-
If Jesus Christ is the answer
it must have been a very stupid question

[Barry OGrady]

On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:21:53 -0400, Brian E. Clark
<brian...@newsgroup.reply.only> wrote:

>In article <fa340929-2769-4c25-8787-a16eaa9dae13
>@l14g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>, Design...@wmconnect.com
>says...
>
>> Subject: FIERY Judgment Hell Can Be Escaped
>
>And all you have to do is...nothing at all.

Its impossible to not avoid hell.

>-----------
>Brian E. Clark

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Thu, 30 Aug 2012 20:30:37 +1000, Barry OGrady
<ath...@hotmail.com.au> wrote:

>On Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:21:53 -0400, Brian E. Clark
><brian...@newsgroup.reply.only> wrote:
>
>>In article <fa340929-2769-4c25-8787-a16eaa9dae13
>>@l14g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>, Design...@wmconnect.com
>>says...
>>
>>> Subject: FIERY Judgment Hell Can Be Escaped
>>
>>And all you have to do is...nothing at all.
>
>Its impossible to not avoid hell.

Idiot.

[Barry OGrady]

Hell doesn't exist therefore you can only avoid hell.

[Alex W.]

On Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:16:31 -0400, Don Martin wrote:

> On Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:30:37 +0100, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:10:21 GMT, Don Martin wrote:
>>
>>> "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>> Had you considered doing a before-and-after IQ test, to see if
>>>> the improved flow of oxygen and nutrients will have any effect on
>>>> your abilities?
>>>
>>> Nah. This would be parallel to my advance directive (which I faxed to her
>>> this morning) that in the case of vegetative state, just put me in a corner
>>> and let me go.
>>> "That won't happen," she insisted.
>>> "Oh, probably not," I replied, " but if there is an 'oops!' moment in
>>> surgery, I don't want to know about it."
>>
>>If she really and literally told you "that won't happen", I would
>>worry. Seriously. All surgery has risks -- people die every
>>year in the dentist's chair, fer chrissakes -- and to deny that
>>is simply irresponsible.
>
> Since my work is in an office that investigates medical errors, I am
> well aware of this, which is why I do not want to be aware of any oops
> moments in my care. I have 98% confidence that there will not be any.

I'm confident that there won't be any oops moments; what struck
me was the comment as you reported it. That statement, right
there, is a malpractice lawsuit, cut and dried.

[Don Martin]

On Thu, 30 Aug 2012 18:11:40 +0100, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk>

C'mon Mr W, I am a lit major and will go for the story every time.

[Alex W.]

IF that were so, you'd be a serious god-believer...
:-P

[Don Martin]

I must admit I have a soft spot for Zeus. _Much_ more interesting than the
psychopathic Yahweh and his faithful uncircumcised sidekick, Jeebus.

[Hannele]

On Fri, 31 Aug 2012 14:35:06 +0200, Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net>

You only like Zeus because he went after any piece of skirt, while Yahweh
only had that one young girl, which he impregnated without giving her a
decent fuck. What a pussy! Calls himself a god?


--
Hannele, A.A #2211

There are at least as many gods as there are believers.

[Don Martin]

On Fri, 31 Aug 2012 22:26:24 +0200, Hannele <han...@lycos.nl> wrote:

>>>> C'mon Mr W, I am a lit major and will go for the story every time.
>>>
>>> IF that were so, you'd be a serious god-believer...
>>> :-P
>>
>> I must admit I have a soft spot for Zeus. _Much_ more interesting than
>> the psychopathic Yahweh and his faithful uncircumcised sidekick, Jeebus.
>>
>You only like Zeus because he went after any piece of skirt,

You say that as though it were a bad thing, and it is simply not true.
Being a god, if he went after any piece of skirt, he would not have
ignored so many millions of lonely women who might well have
appreciated some attention. Since the embrace of a god is always
fruitful, that would have resulted in millions of demigods competing
for the attentions of ladies world-wide, utterly displacing human
males from the gene pool and resulting in a general improvement of the
species that we do not see in evidence today.

>while Yahweh
>only had that one young girl, which he impregnated without giving her a
>decent fuck. What a pussy! Calls himself a god?

Calls himself omnipotent and cannot even cure his own ejaculatio
praecox!

[Hannele]

On Sat, 01 Sep 2012 16:42:55 +0200, Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net>
wrote:

> On Fri, 31 Aug 2012 22:26:24 +0200, Hannele <han...@lycos.nl> wrote:
>
>>>>> C'mon Mr W, I am a lit major and will go for the story every time.
>>>>
>>>> IF that were so, you'd be a serious god-believer...
>>>> :-P
>>>
>>> I must admit I have a soft spot for Zeus. _Much_ more interesting than
>>> the psychopathic Yahweh and his faithful uncircumcised sidekick,
>>> Jeebus.
>>>
>> You only like Zeus because he went after any piece of skirt,
>
> You say that as though it were a bad thing, and it is simply not true.

A bad thing? Actually that was one of his best features!

> Being a god, if he went after any piece of skirt, he would not have
> ignored so many millions of lonely women who might well have
> appreciated some attention. Since the embrace of a god is always
> fruitful, that would have resulted in millions of demigods competing
> for the attentions of ladies world-wide, utterly displacing human
> males from the gene pool and resulting in a general improvement of the
> species that we do not see in evidence today.

It would be in evidence if Zeus were real. ;)

>
>> while Yahweh
>> only had that one young girl, which he impregnated without giving her a
>> decent fuck. What a pussy! Calls himself a god?
>
> Calls himself omnipotent and cannot even cure his own ejaculatio
> praecox!
>

Some gods are always getting ahead of themselves.

[Don Martin]

Gods have to move at the speed of light in this matter to leave
pregnant virgins behind: diddled before they know it, healed before
their first orgasm (some months before, I suspect).

[jill]

On Sep 1, 2:30 pm, Hannele <hann...@lycos.nl> wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Sep 2012 16:42:55 +0200, Don Martin <drdonmar...@comcast.net>
> wrote:

shaking your puny

[Brian E. Clark]

In article <fhiu38pprv2rh8oqr...@4ax.com>,
chrisl...@comcast.net says...

> >>> Subject: FIERY Judgment Hell Can Be Escaped
> >>
> >>And all you have to do is...nothing at all.
> >
> >Its impossible to not avoid hell.
>
> Idiot.

I think you missed the negation in Barry's statement.

Reworded, Barry's comment would be along the lines of, "No
matter what you do, you can't end up in hell" -- the
implied reason being that hell doesn't exist, so there's no
way to end up there.