unicorns are real -- the bible says so!
Arnold@large.com Uncle Arnold
Trance Gemini
> http://www.unicornmuseum.org/
>
> A.
Of course they are.
The IPU has joined the Protest.
Excerpt from web site:
"This website has been published as an act of protest by the
Brotherhood of Fantasy Creatures (MiddleEarth Div.157) in response to
the injurious actions of the Creation Museum. The Creation Museum is a
new $27 Million facility designed to teach the ‘truth’ of Creationism
and the Christian Bible. We of the BFC feel that this group represents
a threat to continued belief in other fantasy creatures/BFC signatory
members and have constructed this website as a protest against their
monopolistic and anti-competitive practices."
Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama
ilbe...@gmail.com
> http://www.unicornmuseum.org/
>
> A.
Here is what the Bible passages says ; how do you get Unicorn out of
it ? :
Job 39:9-12
9"Is(A) the wild ox willing to serve you?
Will he spend the night at your(B) manger?
10Can you bind(C) him in the furrow with ropes,
or will he harrow the valleys after you?
11Will you depend on him because his strength is great,
and will you leave to him your labor?
12Do you have faith in him that he will return your grain
and gather it to your threshing floor?
Trance Gemini
Which version are you using?
Job 39:9-12 (King James Version)
9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he
harrow the valleys after thee?
11Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou
leave thy labour to him?
12Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather
it into thy barn?
Arnold@large.com Uncle Arnold
Umm... there are actually *10 references* to unicorns in the KJV...
A.
Arnold@large.com Uncle Arnold
>
> Umm... there are actually *10 references* to unicorns in the KJV...
>
See Job 39:9�10, Numbers 23:22, 24:8; Deuteronomy 33:17; Psalm 22:21, 29:6,
92:10; Isaiah 34:7...
... Not that I give a shit about any of this worthless, Bronze-age
crapola...
A.
Ken
Are references to unicorns in Grimm's Fairy Tales also?
Ken
you have to be the
dumbest, most ignorant person I've run across in that time"
Matt Silberstein
Gemini <trance...@gmail.com> in
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wrote:
Why would you use the KJV which is considered by scholars one of the
least accurate version available. Are you really criticizing IBB for
not using a bad translation?
--
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trog69
Sister Trancelot, do you know if the BFC will be doing any picketing
or other scab-picking exercises? If so, I sure would like to see a
hill troll pulling the arms off of Ken Ham, or a hippogriff plucking
his eyes out as it's claws rip the flesh off of his scalp. Forest
trolls can't be relied on though, as they've been known to
beastiality, and might become distracted when they bump into the
rideable triceratops display at the Creation museum.
I'll bet ol' Kenny's attitude changes at the bargaining table after
that shit, huh?
Good times...good times.
Trance Gemini
I hereby Knight you and place you in charge of the Protest Trolls, Sir
Trogsy.
Scab-picking exercises and all.
Picket signs will have to carry the KJV scripture given that these
guys don't know their own Bibles ;-)
<chuckles>
Yap
I have faith in you to contribute USD100,000 to me.
Would you do it, if I promise you an eternal sanctuary in a planet
called Jutory, 100 million light years away?