Bible Study?
FullGospelRanch Ministries
study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
winge...@my-deja.com
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
Be careful what you wish for, dude. You might find a few atheists
showing you the less flowery portions of your own bible.
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to think before understanding my words, must they be. Why I talk like
this, that is."
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ath...@home.com
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
ME ME!
I WANT TO!
<I'm not really an atheist....I'm in here working undercover gathering
information for the Almighty to be used for the second comming>
<Shhhhh>
hrgr...@my-deja.com
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Actually, there are always a couple of bible study threads going on in
this NG. The participants point out some inaccuracies, contradictions
and moral absurdities of the bible.
HRG.
YOELK
>
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Would you like us to show you the errors
and contradictions in the bible ?
------
YOELK
raven1
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Oh, please do. Learning what the Bible really says has created so many
atheists it isn't even funny.
FullGospelRanch Ministries
>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>
>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
>Would you like us to show you the errors
>and contradictions in the bible ?
>
>------
>YOELK
There are none.
John 3:16
Carl Wilson
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Sure, we'll be glad to show you how silly your Book of Bullshit is.
BTW, how can you "take it back for jesus" when it was created by
atheists for atheists? Is your god a thief?
"God had to kill himself to appease himself, so that he
wouldn't have to roast us (his beloved creations) alive
for all eternity, except that he didn't really die."
[Unknown, capsule description of Christianity]
Tony Chan
"FullGospelRanch Ministries" <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Great idea. I'm sure most of the atheist here will pay attention.
Therion Ware
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote in alt.atheism:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>>
>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>>------
>>YOELK
>
>There are none.
And the capitalist state will inevitably give way to the dictatorship
or the proletariat, eh?
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>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>>
>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>>------
>>YOELK
>
>There are none.
Oops.
>John 3:16
Marsha 4:19
Michelle Malkin
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com
(FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Try it and this newsgroup will report you to your ISP
for going against our newsgroup FAQ deliberately.
You are a perfect example of an invasive know-it-all,
the hell with how anyone else feels fundamentalist
Christian - the kind of 'Christian' who does wonders
for turning people against Chrsitianity.
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Michelle Malkin
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com
(FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>>
>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>>------
>>YOELK
>
>There are none.
>
>John 3:16
>
>
Start with these urls. We'll be glad to go into further
detail.
http://web2.airmail.net/capella/aguide/
http://1reader.com/talkorigins.html
http://atheism.about.com/religion/atheism/msubxmyth.htm
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/atrocity.html
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/theism/
This should be enough to get you started, though you'll
probably ignore these websites completely out of fear
of possibly learning something. The fact that you are
only posting to alt.atheism is already proof that you
are a troll. But, thank you for giving me the
opportunity to show these urls to other misled
Christians who might learn something that their
leaders have deliberately not shown them about their
so-called 'Good Book'.
*Nemo*
wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Listen, moron. This group has never been in the posession of your idiot
*GAWD!* and it was started with the intention of not having to listen to the
incessant yammering from drooling, brainless chuckleheads like you.
Therefore, there's no need to even bring up the idea of "taking it back" for
jeeeeeeezus.
And a second idea you really ought to try and understand is that studying
the xian
book-o-blood is the very thing that made many of us atheists to begin with.
When I started reading all of the bible, I was searching for a reason to
start believing again. What I found was hundreds of reasons to finally
accept the truth that your religion is nothing but a bunch of barbaric
superstitions and lies, and that I was a fool to ever have believed them in
the first place.
Now, either try conversing with us or go some place where you feel like
conversing with others who think the way you do. Your behavior is insulting
and stupid. It is certainly not welcome, and I can't see how you can hope to
gain any converts with it.
--
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tanstaafl
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*Nemo*
wrote in message news:39e02a8a...@news.sonic.net...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >
> >------
> >YOELK
>
> There are none.
>
> John 3:16
Another deluded fool for Jeeeezus!
********************************
Sacrifice is required by God:
Ex 20:23-26 - "You shall not make gods of silver alongside me, nor shall you
make for yourselves gods of gold. You need
make for me only an altar of earth and sacrifice on it your burnt offerings
and your offerings of well-being, your sheep and your
oxen; in every place where I cause my name to be remembered I will come to
you and bless you. But if you make for me an
altar of stone, do not build it of hewn stones; for if you use a chisel upon
it you profane it. You shall not go up by steps to my
altar, so that your nakedness may not be exposed on it."
Ex 29:8-14 - Then you shall bring his sons, and put tunics on them, and you
shall gird them with sashes and tie headdresses on
them; and the priesthood shall be theirs by a perpetual ordinance. You shall
then ordain Aaron and his sons. You shall bring the
bull in front of the tent of meeting. Aaron and his sons shall lay their
hands on the head of the bull, and you shall slaughter the
bull before the Lord, at the entrance of the tent of meeting, and shall take
some of the blood of the bull and put it on the horns
of the altar with your finger, and all the rest of the blood you shall pour
out at the base of the altar. You shall take all the fat that
covers the entrails, and the appendage of the liver, and the two kidneys
with the fat that is on them, and turn them into smoke
on the altar. But the flesh of the bull, and its skin, and its dung, you
shall burn with fire outside the camp; it is a sin offering.
Eze 43:18-21 - Then he said to me: Mortal, thus says the LORD God: These are
the ordinances for the altar: On the day when
it is erected for offering burnt offerings upon it and dashing blood against
it, you shall give to the Levitical priests of the family of
Zadok, who draw near to me to minister to me, says
the LORD God, a bull for a sin offering. And you shall take some of its
blood, and put it on the four horns of the altar, and on
the four corners of the ledge, and upon the rim all around; thus you shall
purify it and make atonement for it. You shall also take
the bull of the sin offering, and it shall be burnt in the appointed place
belonging to the temple, outside the sacred area.
Eze 43:27 - When these days are over, then from the eighth day onward the
priests shall offer upon the altar your burnt
offerings and your offerings of well-being; and I will accept you, says the
LORD God.
Mal 1:6-9 - A son honors his father, and servants their master. If then I am
a father, where is the honor due me? And if I am a
master, where is the respect due me? says the Lord of hosts to you, O
priests, who despise my name. You say, "How have we
despised your name?" By offering polluted food on my altar. And you say,
"How have we polluted it?" By thinking that the
Lord's table may be despised. When you offer blind animals in sacrifice, is
that not wrong? And when you offer those that are
lame or sick, is that not wrong? Try presenting that to your governor; will
he be pleased with you or show you favor? says the
Lord of hosts. And now implore the favor of God, that he may be gracious to
us. The fault is yours. Will he show favor to any
of you? says the Lord of hosts.
Eph 5:1,2 - Therefore be imitators of God, as beloved children, and live in
love, as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us, a
fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.
****************************
Sacrifice is not required by God:
Ps 40:6 - Sacrifice and offering you do not desire, but you have given me an
open ear. Burnt offering and sin offering you have
not required.
Ps 50:8-13 - Not for your sacrifices do I rebuke you; your burnt offerings
are continually before me. I will not accept a bull
from your house, or goats from your folds. For every wild animal of the
forest is mine, the cattle on a thousand hills. I know all
the birds of the air, and all that moves in the field is mine. If I were
hungry, I would not tell you, for the world and all that is in it
is mine. Do I eat the flesh of bulls or drink the blood of goats?
Ps 51:16,17 - For you have no delight in sacrifice; if I were to give a
burnt offering, you would not be pleased. The sacrifice
acceptable to God is a broken spirit; a broken and contrite heart, O God,
you will not despise.
Prov 21:3 - To do righteousness and justice is more acceptable to the LORD
than sacrifice.
Is 1:11 - What to me is the multitude of your sacrifices? Says the LORD. I
have had enough of burnt offerings of rams and the
fat of fed beasts; I do not delight in the blood of bulls, or of lambs, or
of goats.
Jer 7:21-23 - Thus says the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel: Add your burnt
offerings to your sacrifices, and eat the flesh.
For in the day that I brought your ancestors out of the land of Egypt, I did
not speak to them or command them concerning
burnt offerings and sacrifices. But this command I gave them, "Obey my
voice, and I will be your God, and you shall be my
people; and walk only in the way that I command you, so that it may be well
with you."
Hos 6:6 - For I desire steadfast love and not sacrifice, the knowledge of
God rather than burnt offerings.
>
>
>
Care to try again, twit?
*Nemo*
news:8rpc9p$8u8$1...@horn.hk.diyixian.com...
>
> "FullGospelRanch Ministries"
<fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
> wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
> > Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> > study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
>
from us, because we'll always show how stupid and harmful your book-o-blood
is.
Meteorite Debris
Ministries<fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com> did
eloquently compose:
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>
> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >Would you like us to show you the errors
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >
> >------
> >YOELK
>
> There are none.
You're kidding?
> John 3:16
None so blind as he who will not see.
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John Hattan
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
I'm not a Christian, but I'm in.
---
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jo...@thecodezone.com http://www.freespeech.org/shatner
Patrick Gliddon
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>>
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>>------
>>YOELK
>
>There are none.
>
M. FullGospelRanchMinistries, you have used a biblical quotation in order to
murder thoughtful (if oft-times hilariously ironic and sarcastic) human
interaction.
I accuse you, and find you guilty of gross and horrendous violence against our
genteel sensibilities by using a scriptural quotation as a weapon.
There is no punishment and no sentence, for I am a but a humble denizen of
cyberspace without any power here whatsoever.
Be informed that you have revealed yourself as bearer of violence, steeped in
violence, promulgating violence, justifying violence, and ignorant of your own
violence.
Have a nice day.
Patrick Gliddon
GCU Unwarranted Optimist
The tides of history are unforgiving.
All sandcastles will be washed away.
Tags
<39e01642...@news.sonic.net>...
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Feel free to go right on ahead and do it - we'll destroy not only your silly
superstition and any quotes you give us with other bible quotes, but also
lose you your internet account.
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> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >Would you like us to show you the errors
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
>
> There are none.
No?
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
CK
John Hattan
>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>
>> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>> >
>> >Would you like us to show you the errors
>> >and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>> There are none.
>
>No?
>
>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
<FullGospelRanch Ministries>
I have read this list, and these are not contradictions. They can all be
explained most easily, and you will see that they are not contradictions
at all!
Not that it means that I will be the one doing the explaining. You'll
just have to trust that there are indeed explanations for all of them.
</FullGospelRanch Ministries>
MEow
Tags <ta...@limitwebdesign.co.uk> skrev i en
nyhedsmeddelelse:8rpthg$h4f$2...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
> >study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
silly
> superstition and any quotes you give us with other bible quotes, but also
> lose you your internet account.
>
having to read the damn thing - also know as getting someone else to do my
homework for me :0)
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>^..^<
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"It's always funny until someone gets hurt,
and then it's just hilarious" - Faith no more
Sniper
>
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Yeah, let's start with the contradictions, inaccuracies,
& glaring errors, shall we?
John Hattan
>Tags <ta...@limitwebdesign.co.uk> skrev i en
>nyhedsmeddelelse:8rpthg$h4f$2...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>> FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote in message
>> <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>...
>> >Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> >study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>> Feel free to go right on ahead and do it - we'll destroy not only your
>silly
>> superstition and any quotes you give us with other bible quotes, but also
>> lose you your internet account.
>>
>And as an added bonus, I'll get to learn about those contradictions, without
>having to read the damn thing - also know as getting someone else to do my
>homework for me :0)
Here's a shortcut. If someone insists that there are no contradictions
in the Bible, simply ask them to write an account of the resurrection,
from the trial to the ascention, that contains all of the facts of the
Gospels and Pauline Epistles, but contradicts none of them.
It's impossible.
raven1
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>>
>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>>------
>>YOELK
>
>There are none.
Haven't read it, have you?
Steve Knight
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
You mean our pet christians? The dung beatles of superstition. The
mangy little mutts humping our legs for Stick-boy?
Don't do it! Having Goodsalt, Frank, Boaty, Shypher, Chan, Kim and
Ticky is one thread will trigger a core melt down on a.a. It'll be
like a Doomsday Ignorant Bomb
I request that the EAC immediately stop production of the
Anti-rapture helmets and begin development of a defense against the
Doomsday Ignorant Bomb. I also request that all members be sent a memo
ordering them to unplug all EAC warning devices (Irony-O-Meters,
Asshole-O-Meters, Pascal-O-Meters etc) and that they be placed three
meter hole at least one hundred meters away and covered in concrete of
at least six thousand psi. with a grid of #8 rebar, 4" oc.
I don't know about the rest of you, but every needle on my Meter
Array is currently dead center and vibrating. I've never seen this
happen before.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
Mike Painter
"FullGospelRanch Ministries" <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in message news:39e02a8a...@news.sonic.net...> There are none.
>
Which of course means that all children that die are bad kids and deserve to
die.
If an aborted fetus is also a child it to is evil
If a fertilized egg is a child then god kills most of them in a few days.
If the above puzzles you, read your bible. It contained in the part you want
to hang on walls.
*Nemo*
Patrick Gliddon <remove-...@these-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:YG_D5.305240$Gh.88...@news20.bellglobal.com...
<snip>
> Be informed that you have revealed yourself as bearer of violence, steeped
in
> violence, promulgating violence, justifying violence, and ignorant of your
own
> violence.
>
Especially the last. Deeply and most likelt willfully ignorant.
> Have a nice day.
>
>
>
> Patrick Gliddon
> GCU Unwarranted Optimist
>
> The tides of history are unforgiving.
> All sandcastles will be washed away.
I love the sig, Mon!
*Nemo*
news:hm11uscpvofi8nedb...@4ax.com...
> "MEow" <nik...@mail.tele.dk> wrote:
>
> >Tags <ta...@limitwebdesign.co.uk> skrev i en
> >nyhedsmeddelelse:8rpthg$h4f$2...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
> >> FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote in message
> >> <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>...
> >> >study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >>
> >silly
> >> superstition and any quotes you give us with other bible quotes, but
also
> >> lose you your internet account.
> >>
> >And as an added bonus, I'll get to learn about those contradictions,
without
> >having to read the damn thing - also know as getting someone else to do
my
> >homework for me :0)
>
> Here's a shortcut. If someone insists that there are no contradictions
> in the Bible, simply ask them to write an account of the resurrection,
> from the trial to the ascention, that contains all of the facts of the
> Gospels and Pauline Epistles, but contradicts none of them.
>
> It's impossible.
My son had one of his fundy friends try it last year. The kid ended up
claiming that it would work if Jesus was some sort of quantum fluctuation in
the space-time continuum or some such drivel. It was quite amusing...
>
> ---
> John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
> jo...@thecodezone.com http://www.freespeech.org/shatner
--
*Nemo*
news:4o11us8qbqddfv71m...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> Ministries) wrote:
>
> >study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
> mangy little mutts humping our legs for Stick-boy?
>
> Don't do it! Having Goodsalt, Frank, Boaty, Shypher, Chan, Kim and
> Ticky is one thread will trigger a core melt down on a.a. It'll be
> like a Doomsday Ignorant Bomb
I don't think it'd be all that bad, Steve. After all Sky-phart and Tony were
at each others' throats last I heard, and YJK is only sulking in his own
little threads. It'll be OK. Trust us. We old-timers can *handle* it...
<snip>
> Warlord Steve
> BAAWA
*DG*
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Considering "Jesus" never had it in the FIRST place......
You MUST be a troll........
DG a#344 i_za...@godisdead.deletethiscrap.com
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maifold of stars- It was not fraud or foolishness,
Glory, revenge or pay: We came because our open eyes
Could see no other way.
Cecil Day Lewis
*DG*
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>
>>------
>>YOELK
>
>There are none.
Me smell troll droppings........
Therion Ware
(*DG*) wrote in alt.atheism:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>Ministries) wrote:
>
>>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
> Considering "Jesus" never had it in the FIRST place......
>
> You MUST be a troll........
Perhaps, but "fullgospelranch.com" exists, so he's prepared to put a
little money where his trolldom is. Perhaps someone will do a whois so
we can see who it is we're dealing with.
Werail
tw...@eac.video2cd.co.uk says...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 18:01:19 GMT, zar...@uncia.deletethiscrap.com
> (*DG*) wrote in alt.atheism:
>
> >On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
> >fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> >Ministries) wrote:
> >
> >>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> > Considering "Jesus" never had it in the FIRST place......
> >
> > You MUST be a troll........
>
>
> Perhaps, but "fullgospelranch.com" exists, so he's prepared to put a
> little money where his trolldom is. Perhaps someone will do a whois so
> we can see who it is we're dealing with.
According to a traceroute, the ISP is www.magpage.com
Normal whois:
------------------------------------------
Domain Name: FULLGOSPELRANCH.COM
Registrar: BULKREGISTER.COM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.bulkregister.com
Referral URL: www.bulkregister.com
Name Server: NS2.LNHI.NET
Name Server: NS1.LNHI.NET
Updated Date: 03-aug-2000
-------------------------------------------
A whois in bulkregister.com
----------------------------------------------------------
Jumpline2000 (FULLGOSPELRANCH-COM-DOM)
1679 Gateway Circle
Grove City, OH 43123
US
Domain Name: FULLGOSPELRANCH.COM
Administrative Contact:
Domain Reg (JN163-BR) doma...@jumpline2000.net
Jumpline2000
1679 Gateway Circle
Grove City, OH 43123
US
Phone- 614-871-8436
Fax- 614-871-7684
Technical Contact:
Domain Reg (JN163-BR) doma...@jumpline2000.net
Jumpline2000
1679 Gateway Circle
Grove City, OH 43123
US
Phone- 614-871-8436
Fax- 614-871-7684
Record updated on 2000-06-23.
Record created on 2000-06-23.
Record expires on 2001-06-23.
Database last updated on 2000-10-08 03:57:08 EST.
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.LNHI.NET 216.155.29.101
NS2.LNHI.NET 216.155.29.3
----------------------------------------------------------
--
Werail
Adrian
<ath...@home.com> wrote in message news:39e03893.390677179@news-server...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> Ministries) wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
> >
> >>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >>
> >>Would you like us to show you the errors
> >>and contradictions in the bible ?
> >>
> >>------
> >>YOELK
> >
> >There are none.
>
Iain
Steve Knight wrote in message
<4o11us8qbqddfv71m...@4ax.com>...
>I also request that all members be sent a memo
>ordering them to unplug all EAC warning devices (Irony-O-Meters,
>Asshole-O-Meters, Pascal-O-Meters etc) and that they be placed three
>meter hole...
C H R I S T I A N S
INT. CHURCH
They are startled by a LOUD BEEP. They turn. Hicks
is intent on his Irony-O-Meter. BEEP. BEEP.
HICKS
Behind us.
He gestures at the corridor they just passed through.
RIPLEY
One of us?
COMPUTER (V.O)
Warning. Christian presence detected.
Vasquez swings the smart-gun to ready position on
its support arm, locking it with an authoritative
CLICK. She and Hicks head toward the source of the
signal, the others following.
Vasquez nods to Hicks with grim satisfaction.
VASQUEZ
Let's rock.
They OPEN FIRE simultaneously.
Vasquez rips off her headset. She is riveted to the
targetting screen, moving ferret-quick in a pivoting
dance. Thunder and lightning. Better than sex for
her. FLASH-CRACK!
An CHRISTIAN SCREECH from the darkness.
CHRISTIAN
OOhh! She killed a Christian
everybody! She killed a christian.
Murder! Murder! Murder! Bloodthirsty
atheist!
BANG! Vasquez lets off a shot at the second christian's torso.
HOLY WATER sprays from the christian's wounds as it thrashes
on the ground.
CHRISTIAN
Jesus saves! Jesus saaaaaves!
As the Christian roles over a jet of HOLY WATER catches Hick's
face and burns through it like acid.
HICKS
(face dissolving)
Bloody religious fanatic...
He falls down dead, the IRONY-O-METER still in his hands, still racing.
VASQUEZ
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Ripley grabs the little girl and they all leap for the church doors and
hit the dirt.
The Irony-O-Meter EXPLODES behind them.
Carl Wilson
<tw...@eac.video2cd.co.uk> wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 18:01:19 GMT, zar...@uncia.deletethiscrap.com
>(*DG*) wrote in alt.atheism:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
>>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>>Ministries) wrote:
>>
>>>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>> Considering "Jesus" never had it in the FIRST place......
>>
>> You MUST be a troll........
>
>
>Perhaps, but "fullgospelranch.com" exists, so he's prepared to put a
>little money where his trolldom is. Perhaps someone will do a whois so
>we can see who it is we're dealing with.
Jumpline2000 (FULLGOSPELRANCH-COM-DOM)
Bambi Battle
there could not possible be any kind of god. Go to another newsgroup,
please.
FullGospelRanch Ministries <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
*Nemo*
news:8rqobc$gun$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com...
Now, who wants to bet Skyphart will read this and try to make out that Iain
was seriously inciting people to murder Christians?
Peter van Velzen
You mean Jesus started Atheism?
You are wriong man: Moses did!
--
"Think for yourself"
Peter van Velzen
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
http://home-2.worldonline.nl/~pbamvv/petervve.htm
FullGospelRanch Ministries <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>...
Peter van Velzen
wrote in article <39e02a8a...@news.sonic.net>...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >
> >------
> >YOELK
>
> There are none.
>
>
How did you know that ? ?
Indeed my Dutch Bible here shows a grave spelling error
saying "nier" (kidney) in stead of "niet" (not)
Shall we talk dutch from here on?
Michelle Malkin
<psyched...@flashmail.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>Ministries) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>>
>>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>>
>>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>>>
>>>------
>>>YOELK
>>
>>There are none.
>
>Haven't read it, have you?
Not only that but he is currently very busily
collecting other peoples' 'explanations' for the
contradictions. I predict that he will be upset when he
learns that these 'explanations' will be proven wrong.
Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
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stoney
(FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
]>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
]>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Go fuck yourself you lying and malicious sack of shit
"Designated Rascal" :)
stoney
wrote:
]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com
]>(FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
]>
]>>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
]>>
]>>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
]>>>>
]>>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
]>>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
]>>>
]>>>Would you like us to show you the errors
]>>>and contradictions in the bible ?
]>>>
]>>>------
]>>>YOELK
]>>
]>>There are none.
]>>
]>>John 3:16
]>>
]>>
]>Start with these urls. We'll be glad to go into further
]>detail.
]>
]>http://web2.airmail.net/capella/aguide/
]>
]>http://1reader.com/talkorigins.html
]>
]>http://atheism.about.com/religion/atheism/msubxmyth.htm
]>
]>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/atrocity.html
]>
]>http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
]>
]>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/theism/
]>
]>
]>This should be enough to get you started, though you'll
]>probably ignore these websites completely out of fear
]>of possibly learning something. The fact that you are
]>only posting to alt.atheism is already proof that you
]>are a troll. But, thank you for giving me the
]>opportunity to show these urls to other misled
]>Christians who might learn something that their
]>leaders have deliberately not shown them about their
]>so-called 'Good Book'.
It is a 'good book' good for ordering injustice, genocide, rapine, ignorance,
infantcide, and all sorts of bloody atrocities.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal" :)
stoney
wrote:
]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
]>Ministries) wrote:
]>
]>>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
]>>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
]>
]>Sure, we'll be glad to show you how silly your Book of Bullshit is.
]>
]>BTW, how can you "take it back for jesus" when it was created by
]>atheists for atheists? Is your god a thief?
Yes, the fictional character is. It ordered the stealing of the colt and the
ass. It lied to its disciples. It did not honour it's mother. It stole corn
on the sabbath, which is the breaking of the sabbath-a death sentence.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal" :)
Carl Wilson
<mar...@albedosystems.light.com> wrote:
>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
>
>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
>Brilliant idea!! Hallelujah!!
>
>I'd like to kick things of with this brief quote from the Book of
>Judges. In our days of declining moral standards and with so many
>young people joining the 'I am important too' movement I think that
>this gives a sobering reminder of what true Christian fatherly love
>really consists of.
>
>****************** Start of The Word of God *********************
>
> And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD:
>
> "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of
>the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the
>Ammonites will be the LORD's, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt
>offering."
>
> Then Jephthah went over to fight the Ammonites, and the LORD
>gave them into his hands. He devastated twenty towns from Aroer
>to the vicinity of Minnith, as far as Abel Keramim. Thus Israel
>subdued Ammon.
>
> When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come
>out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of
>tambourines! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither
>son nor daughter. When he saw her, he tore his clothes and cried,
>
> "Oh! My daughter! You have made me miserable and wretched, because
>I have made a vow to the LORD that I cannot break."
>
> "My father," she replied, "you have given your word to the LORD.
>Do to me just as you promised, now that the LORD has avenged
>you of your enemies, the Ammonites. But grant me this one request,"
>
> she said.
>
>"Give me two months to roam the hills and weep with my friends,
>because I will never marry."
>
> "You may go," he said. And he let her go for two months. She and
>the girls went into the hills and wept because she would never
>marry. After the two months, she returned to her father and he did
>to her as he had vowed. And she was a virgin. From this comes the
>Israelite custom that each year the young women of Israel go out
>for four days to commemorate the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite.
>
>Book of Judges, Chapter 11, 30-40
>I use the New International Version of the Bible because it the
>easiest to read.
>http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?passage=JUDG+11&language=english&version=NIV
That story is enough to make one want to puke.
Carl Wilson
wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 03:28:08 -0500, Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org>
>wrote:
>
>]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
>]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>]>Ministries) wrote:
>]>
>]>>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>]>>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>]>
>]>Sure, we'll be glad to show you how silly your Book of Bullshit is.
>]>
>]>BTW, how can you "take it back for jesus" when it was created by
>]>atheists for atheists? Is your god a thief?
>
>Yes, the fictional character is. It ordered the stealing of the colt and the
>ass. It lied to its disciples. It did not honour it's mother. It stole corn
>on the sabbath, which is the breaking of the sabbath-a death sentence.
No wonder he got hung out to dry! ;-)
Martin Thomas
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 18:01:19 GMT, zar...@uncia.deletethiscrap.com
> (*DG*) wrote in alt.atheism:
>
> >On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
> >fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> >Ministries) wrote:
> >
> >>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> > Considering "Jesus" never had it in the FIRST place......
> >
> > You MUST be a troll........
>
>
> Perhaps, but "fullgospelranch.com" exists, so he's prepared to put a
> little money where his trolldom is. Perhaps someone will do a whois so
> we can see who it is we're dealing with.
http://www.FULLGOSPELRANCH.COM/ exists, but just gives the message:
: Directory Listing Denied
: This Virtual Directory does not allow contents to be listed.
I have tried index.html and a few other file names, but so far no luck.
And I search for fullgospelranch or FULLGOSPELRANCH, but no luck.
It might be fun to see their web page. :)
*** Martin Thomas ***
In heaven all the interesting people are missing. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
To reply, turn off the light.
Peter van Velzen
<8rpc9p$8u8$1...@horn.hk.diyixian.com>...
>
> "FullGospelRanch Ministries"
<fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
> wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
> > Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> > study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
>
Yeah, but will the theists?
Martin Thomas
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Brilliant idea!! Hallelujah!!
she said.
*** Martin Thomas ***
Jowysiren
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Are you shitting me? Do you see atheists pulling crap like this at Christian
Ngs. It started as a ATHEIST newsgroup and will remain one, you dipshit!
Kania
aa#1755 Decon #49
http://jowysiren.sexsexworld.com
Jowysiren
ROFL and tear you to shreds.
pb1...@banet.net
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
I'm not Christian either, but if Hattan's in, I'm in. Between the two of
us, we'll tear your Bible to shreds. Which version are you using? Is it
the one with the "Precious Moments" cover and all the nasty bits
missing?
Wayne Delia, via deja.com
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
pb1...@banet.net
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> >>
> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online
bible
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> There are none.
OK. So, you're about to have your feelings hurt, because you've just
bought yourself a shitload of derision from those of us here on
alt.atheism who know your Bible much better than you do. You're about to
get several URL's to sites which offer compilations and summaries of
hundreds of specific Bible contradictions. Flustered, you'll deny that
any of them are contradictions. When your feet are held to the fire,
you'll start in with the usual weak apologetics: copyist errors, the
ever-popular "taken out of context" bleat (without the required
explanation of the correct context), the nearly-as-popular "You have to
read the Bible in the original Hebrew/Greek/Aramaic texts," and a
general ad-hominem logical fallacy of dismissing the criticisms of the
Bible because they were written by people who don't necessarily
presuppose the Bible is true.
But that all misses the point.
We're not here to convince you that there ARE contradictions in the
Bible. Speaking for myself, I don't give a tinker's cuss what you
believe, as long as you don't go insane with a high-powered weapon
anywhere near me or my family trying to enforce your beliefs.
You're supposed to be here to convince US that there ARE NO
contradictions in the Bible. Simply asserting "There are none" won't cut
the mustard. We're not as gullible as you are, so it will take a lot
more than spouting random Bible slogans to convince us.
> John 3:16
Yeah - like that. John 3:16 has nothing to do with the current
discussion, so waving it around like a magic spell incantation just
makes you look like the idiot you are.
Landis D. Ragon
>In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>Ministries) wrote:
>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
>I'm not Christian either, but if Hattan's in, I'm in. Between the two of
>us, we'll tear your Bible to shreds. Which version are you using? Is it
>the one with the "Precious Moments" cover and all the nasty bits
>missing?
>
Is there a Winnie-the-Poo Bible edition?
>Wayne Delia, via deja.com
>
>
>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>Before you buy.
--
Landis Ragon (dS = dq/T)
Chief Elf in the Toy Factory.
"I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!"
-- Gilbert and Sullivan : "The Mikado"
Liz
<Landis...@attglobal.net> in alt.atheism wrote:
>pb1...@banet.net wrote:
>
>>In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
>> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>>Ministries) wrote:
>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>I'm not Christian either, but if Hattan's in, I'm in. Between the two of
>>us, we'll tear your Bible to shreds. Which version are you using? Is it
>>the one with the "Precious Moments" cover and all the nasty bits
>>missing?
>>
>
>Is there a Winnie-the-Poo Bible edition?
Eeyore 27:23 "Oh bother," said Pooh. "Crucify him."
Liz #658 BAAWA
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism,
agnosticism, disbelief -- call it what you will --
than any book ever written. -- A.A.Milne
Evil Bob
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 03:28:08 -0500, Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org>
>wrote:
>
>]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
>]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>]>Ministries) wrote:
>]>
>]>>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>]>>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>]>
>]>Sure, we'll be glad to show you how silly your Book of Bullshit is.
>]>
>]>BTW, how can you "take it back for jesus" when it was created by
>]>atheists for atheists? Is your god a thief?
>
>Yes, the fictional character is. It ordered the stealing of the colt and the
>ass. It lied to its disciples. It did not honour it's mother. It stole corn
>on the sabbath, which is the breaking of the sabbath-a death sentence.
He is also a con man. Not to mention tricking some poor fool for a
butload of fish in exchange for a peice of bread, not to mention the
scenes at the winery where he threw a barrel of water on the vineyard
owner and took off with at least three dozen casks.
---
Evil Bob
aa# 1856
EAC - Minister for Agriculture
Planting the seeds of doubt
BAAWA - Finding error in a sea of stupidity
Evil Bob
utterance was:
>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
>
>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
>Brilliant idea!! Hallelujah!!
>
>I'd like to kick things of with this brief quote from the Book of
>Judges. In our days of declining moral standards and with so many
>young people joining the 'I am important too' movement I think that
>this gives a sobering reminder of what true Christian fatherly love
>really consists of.
>
>****************** Start of The Word of God *********************
<schnip a whole bunch of useless shit>
>Book of Judges, Chapter 11, 30-40
>I use the New International Version of the Bible because it the
>easiest to read.
>http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?passage=JUDG+11&language=english&version=NIV
You would think after a couple of thousand years that the religious
types could translate a bible that contained no contradictions or
errors or stupid shit that just couldn't of happened. This would
probably best, but no, they decide to release year after year the same
mutually exclusive drivel with no real improvements. It is like the
directors cut of Lethal Weapon I saw. I couldn't tell the difference!
They are becoming like EA sports games. Same crap as the previous
year, just updated for trades and the latest computer hardware. The
bible doens't even do that!
Shady Lady Sky
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries)
wrote:
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
Yes sir, I am. I've been trying to get into some of these Satanic crowds
like alt.Satanism and alt.atheism to minister the gospel. These are the
souls who need Jesus the most! Let's spread the Word and get as many
Christians as we can to post to alt.Satanism and alt.atheism! REPENT! I
DID! And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch. Now I'm
born-again and never been happier. -- http://shadyladysky.tripod.com
Carl Wilson
<poor...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries)
>wrote:
>
>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>
>Yes sir, I am. I've been trying to get into some of these Satanic crowds
>like alt.Satanism and alt.atheism to minister the gospel.
Been "trying" to get into alt.atheism? What's wrong? Couldn't figure
out how until now?
> These are the
>souls who need Jesus the most!
Why do we need your superstitions?
>Let's spread the Word and get as many
>Christians as we can to post to alt.Satanism and alt.atheism!
I see there's a bumper crop of nuts this autumn.
>REPENT!
Yup, a real bumper crop.
>I DID!
That's nice. Now run along and tell someone that cares.
> And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch.
Ohhh! A witch! So scary!
>Now I'm
>born-again and never been happier. -- http://shadyladysky.tripod.com
Born again? What's wrong? Did you mess it up the first time?
Must have been hard on your mother considering you were much larger
the second time around.
Michelle Malkin
<sto...@stoneynet.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:55:42 -0400, Michelle Malkin <malk...@mindspring.com>
>wrote:
>
>]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
>]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com
>]>(FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
>]>
>]>>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>]>>
>]>>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
>]>>>>
>]>>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>]>>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>]>>>
>]>>>Would you like us to show you the errors
>]>>>and contradictions in the bible ?
>]>>>
>]>>>------
>]>>>YOELK
>]>>
>]>>There are none.
>]>>
>]>>John 3:16
>]>>
>]>>
>]>Start with these urls. We'll be glad to go into further
>]>detail.
>]>
>]>http://web2.airmail.net/capella/aguide/
>]>
>]>http://1reader.com/talkorigins.html
>]>
>]>http://atheism.about.com/religion/atheism/msubxmyth.htm
>]>
>]>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/atrocity.html
>]>
>]>http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
>]>
>]>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/theism/
>]>
>]>
>]>This should be enough to get you started, though you'll
>]>probably ignore these websites completely out of fear
>]>of possibly learning something. The fact that you are
>]>only posting to alt.atheism is already proof that you
>]>are a troll. But, thank you for giving me the
>]>opportunity to show these urls to other misled
>]>Christians who might learn something that their
>]>leaders have deliberately not shown them about their
>]>so-called 'Good Book'.
>
>It is a 'good book' good for ordering injustice, genocide, rapine, ignorance,
>infantcide, and all sorts of bloody atrocities.
>
Yes, it's VERY good at that.
Tony Chan
"Shady Lady Sky" <poor...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:8rrocv$ass$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
Yeah, this group is crowded with Satan. We have to save them.
*Nemo*
Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org> wrote in message
news:rr82us86bbrdt61jm...@4ax.com...
Indeed. Too bad it isn't the worst the book-o-blood has to offer...
*Nemo*
news:ij42us448iqk6dcoe...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 10:40:37 -0400, raven1
>
> >On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
> >fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> >Ministries) wrote:
> >
> >>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>>
> >>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >>>
> >>>and contradictions in the bible ?
> >>>
> >>>------
> >>>YOELK
> >>
> >>There are none.
> >
>
> Not only that but he is currently very busily
> collecting other peoples' 'explanations' for the
> contradictions. I predict that he will be upset when he
> learns that these 'explanations' will be proven wrong.
And laughed at into the bargain!
>
>
>
> Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> aa atheist/agnostic list #1 ULC #3 ~EAC list #1
> High Priestess Bastet of the Non-Church Temple of Si & Am
> EAC Bible Thumper Thumper BAAWA Knight Who Says SPONG!
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^
> http://www.50megs.com/www2/questioner
> http://www2.50megs.com/questioner/
> http://www.thehungersite.com
--
*Nemo*
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries)
> wrote:
>
> > Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> > study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
>
> Yes sir, I am. I've been trying to get into some of these Satanic crowds
> like alt.Satanism and alt.atheism to minister the gospel.
Where'd you get the idea we're even interested in Satan? He's a sock puppet
villain used to try and take responsibility for evil from your *GAWD!*
> These are the
> souls who need Jesus the most! Let's spread the Word and get as many
> Christians as we can to post to alt.Satanism and alt.atheism! REPENT! I
> DID!
OOOoohh BOY! There's a great endorsement if I've ever heard one. Switch to
xianity, believe the book-o-blood and become as brain-dead as you. real
appetizing, that is!
> And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch. Now I'm
> born-again and never been happier. -- http://shadyladysky.tripod.com
>
I'll bet our resident Witchypoo will have some nice words for you, once you
two meet. HAH!
BTW, if you really are keen on staying around here for a while, I suggest
you try learning a little about us before making unfounded assumptions based
on your ignorant prejudices picked up from the book-o-blood.
And I'd advise you seriously to read all of the book-o-blood. Many of us
(including myself) have and we can rip you a new one if you step the wrong
way in trying to use it.
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
--
Carl Wilson
wrote:
>
>Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org> wrote in message
>news:rr82us86bbrdt61jm...@4ax.com...
[...]
>> >****************** Start of The Word of God *********************
>> >
>> > And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD:
>> >
>> > "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of
>> >the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the
>> >Ammonites will be the LORD's, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt
>> >offering."
[...]
>>
>> That story is enough to make one want to puke.
>
>Indeed. Too bad it isn't the worst the book-o-blood has to offer...
You're right about that. It's only one of many such stories. How
people can call this "the good book" escapes me.
John Hattan
>pb1...@banet.net wrote:
>>In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
>> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
>>Ministries) wrote:
>>
>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>>I'm not Christian either, but if Hattan's in, I'm in. Between the two of
>>us, we'll tear your Bible to shreds. Which version are you using? Is it
>>the one with the "Precious Moments" cover and all the nasty bits
>>missing?
>
>Is there a Winnie-the-Poo Bible edition?
Heckno. One of Pooh's favorite phrases is
"Think think. . .think think think"
You can bet that the Bible doesn't recommend you do anything like that
:)
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
jo...@thecodezone.com http://www.freespeech.org/shatner
John Hattan
>Yes sir, I am. I've been trying to get into some of these Satanic crowds
>like alt.Satanism and alt.atheism to minister the gospel.
Psst. . .
. . .a little closer. . .
Atheists don't believe in Satan either.
MEow
Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org> skrev i en
nyhedsmeddelelse:fgq2uss8vb9trq43j...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 06:25:37 GMT, Shady Lady Sky
> <poor...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
<snipped>
>
> Must have been hard on your mother considering you were much larger
> the second time around.
>
--
>^..^<
Nikitta - atheist # 1759
EAC - spanker of theists
Humans don't need gods, humans need humans.
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt,
and then it's just hilarious" - Faith no more
MEow
Shady Lady Sky <poor...@my-deja.com> skrev i en
nyhedsmeddelelse:8rrocv$ass$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
think that they're the same?
Hint below:
They're not the same, satanism is just another religion, I don't care for!
B+
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 18:19:33 -0700, stoney
> <sto...@stoneynet.net> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:55:42 -0400, Michelle Malkin
> ><malk...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> >
> >]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
> >]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com
> >]>(FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
> >]>
> >]>>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
> >]>>
> >]>>>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >]>>>>
> >]>>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online
> >bible ]>>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >]>>>
> >]>>>Would you like us to show you the errors
> >]>>>and contradictions in the bible ?
> >]>>>
> >]>>>------
> >]>>>YOELK
> >]>>
> >]>>There are none.
> >]>>
> >]>>John 3:16
> >]>>
> >]>>
> >]>Start with these urls. We'll be glad to go into further
> >]>detail.
> >]>
> >]>http://web2.airmail.net/capella/aguide/
> >]>
> >]>http://1reader.com/talkorigins.html
> >]>
> >]>http://atheism.about.com/religion/atheism/msubxmyth.htm
> >]>
> >]>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/atrocity.html
> >]>
> >]>http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
> >]>
> >]>http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/theism/
> >]>
> >]>
> >]>This should be enough to get you started, though you'll
> >]>probably ignore these websites completely out of fear
> >]>of possibly learning something. The fact that you are
> >]>only posting to alt.atheism is already proof that you
> >]>are a troll. But, thank you for giving me the
> >]>opportunity to show these urls to other misled
> >]>Christians who might learn something that their
> >]>leaders have deliberately not shown them about their
> >]>so-called 'Good Book'.
> >
> >It is a 'good book' good for ordering injustice, genocide, rapine,
> >ignorance, infantcide, and all sorts of bloody atrocities.
> >
> Yes, it's VERY good at that.
>
>
>
>
> Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> aa atheist/agnostic list #1 ULC #3 ~EAC list #1
> High Priestess Bastet of the Non-Church Temple of Si & Am
> EAC Bible Thumper Thumper BAAWA Knight Who Says SPONG!
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> ^^ http://www.50megs.com/www2/questioner
> http://www2.50megs.com/questioner/
> http://www.thehungersite.com
...and also for inspiration when you REALLY just HAVE to Kill people....
man, it's a one stop cook-book for war. Hitler had one...
I think Stalin use to have one, got pissed off about the jews being the
chosen and then killed a few million... mmmm..
Funny how xtians always wanna kill jews... ermmm show them the love of
christ... I mean...
O' fuckitall.
--
B+
--God is an One Eyed Alien--
YodelFish
"FullGospelRanch Ministries" <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Sure, hallelulja brother amen and all that...
Is he gone yet?
--
HAND
Yodel
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YodelFish
"FullGospelRanch Ministries" <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in message news:39e02a8a...@news.sonic.net...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >
> >------
> >YOELK
>
> There are none.
>
> John 3:16
>
Dr. I take whatever he is having.
YodelFish
"raven1" <psyched...@flashmail.com> wrote in message
news:3r11usoevh42kcm1j...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> Ministries) wrote:
>
> >
> >>FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >>
> >>Would you like us to show you the errors
> >>and contradictions in the bible ?
> >>
> >>------
> >>YOELK
> >
> >There are none.
>
Probably just the cliff notes.
Steve Knight
<poor...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> REPENT!
Thank you! I've waited months to say this.
"But I haven't Pented, yet!"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
(Beat ya to it, Mickey!)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
Kevin Gassaway
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Not a xian, but I'm in.
--
Kevin Gassaway, a.a. #1774 (Remove NO SPAM to e-mail me.)
"If you have seen me cross myself, it was to Science, Art and Nature."
- Bela Bartok
Paul J. Koeck
"FullGospelRanch Ministries" <fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
Be careful what you wish for. Quite a few of the regulars
here are VERY familiar with your book of nonsense. Some
were, in previous lives, even ministers. But if you wish to
play with fire, then ...
Don't be annoyed by the fact that many atheists know
the bible better than you.
--
Paul J. Koeck, #360
EAC MindControl Beam(tm) Operator #34529085783828-4875
EAC Tech - Personal Mind Control at a great price!
Volume discounts available.
Don't let reality hit you in the ass on your way out.
Only an idiot or a PromiseKeeper cult member would
think that my opinions necessarily reflect those of
my employer.
To reply, change Byte.Me to newsguy
jest...@my-deja.com
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>
bible
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >
> >------
> >YOELK
>
> There are none.
What color is the sky in your world?
> John 3:16
...does absolutely nothing to back up your claim that there are no
contradictions.
-The Jester, 774
stoney
wrote:
]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 18:21:02 -0700, stoney <sto...@stoneynet.net>
]>wrote:
]>
]>>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 03:28:08 -0500, Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org>
]>>wrote:
]>>
]>>]>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
]>>]>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
]>>]>Ministries) wrote:
]>>]>
]>>]>>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
]>>]>>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
]>>]>
]>>]>Sure, we'll be glad to show you how silly your Book of Bullshit is.
]>>]>
]>>]>BTW, how can you "take it back for jesus" when it was created by
]>>]>atheists for atheists? Is your god a thief?
]>>
]>>Yes, the fictional character is. It ordered the stealing of the colt and the
]>>ass. It lied to its disciples. It did not honour it's mother. It stole corn
]>>on the sabbath, which is the breaking of the sabbath-a death sentence.
]>
]>No wonder he got hung out to dry! ;-)
Indeed. The thing is that crimminal got special treatment with the delay in
sentence, unlike the poor slob that was picking up sticks. Guess he was able to
afford a hot shot lawyer vs the 'public defender'.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion" :)
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
stoney
]>Tony Chan <shor...@hotpop3.com> wrote in article
]><8rpc9p$8u8$1...@horn.hk.diyixian.com>...
]>>
]>> "FullGospelRanch Ministries"
]><fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com>
]>> wrote in message news:39e01642...@news.sonic.net...
]>> > Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
]>> > study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
]>>
]>> Great idea. I'm sure most of the atheist here will pay attention.
]>>
]>Yeah, but will the theists?
They're too busy grazing....
stoney
wrote:
]>On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 01:14:07 +0100, Martin Thomas
]><mar...@albedosystems.light.com> wrote:
]>
]>>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries) wrote:
]>>
]>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
]>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
]>>
]>>Brilliant idea!! Hallelujah!!
]>>
]>>I'd like to kick things of with this brief quote from the Book of
]>>Judges. In our days of declining moral standards and with so many
]>>young people joining the 'I am important too' movement I think that
]>>this gives a sobering reminder of what true Christian fatherly love
]>>really consists of.
]>>
]>>****************** Start of The Word of God *********************
]>>
]>> And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD:
]>>
]>> "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of
]>>the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the
]>>Ammonites will be the LORD's, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt
]>>offering."
]>>
]>> Then Jephthah went over to fight the Ammonites, and the LORD
]>>gave them into his hands. He devastated twenty towns from Aroer
]>>to the vicinity of Minnith, as far as Abel Keramim. Thus Israel
]>>subdued Ammon.
]>>
]>> When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come
]>>out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of
]>>tambourines! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither
]>>son nor daughter. When he saw her, he tore his clothes and cried,
]>>
]>> "Oh! My daughter! You have made me miserable and wretched, because
]>>I have made a vow to the LORD that I cannot break."
]>>
]>> "My father," she replied, "you have given your word to the LORD.
]>>Do to me just as you promised, now that the LORD has avenged
]>>you of your enemies, the Ammonites. But grant me this one request,"
]>>
]>> she said.
]>>
]>>"Give me two months to roam the hills and weep with my friends,
]>>because I will never marry."
]>>
]>> "You may go," he said. And he let her go for two months. She and
]>>the girls went into the hills and wept because she would never
]>>marry. After the two months, she returned to her father and he did
]>>to her as he had vowed. And she was a virgin. From this comes the
]>>Israelite custom that each year the young women of Israel go out
]>>for four days to commemorate the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite.
]>>
]>>Book of Judges, Chapter 11, 30-40
]>>I use the New International Version of the Bible because it the
]>>easiest to read.
]>>http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?passage=JUDG+11&language=english&version=NIV
]>
]>That story is enough to make one want to puke.
Indeed. It gets worse. The verses state the daughter was virginal before she
was flambe`. They would have had to physically check. Insult before the
injury.
Don'cha just love the xtian version of compassion?
stoney
wrote:
]>On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 08:14:23 GMT, "*Nemo*" <nemo...@yahoo.nospm.com>
]>wrote:
]>
]>>
]>>Carl Wilson <carl_w...@alt-atheism.org> wrote in message
]>>news:rr82us86bbrdt61jm...@4ax.com...
]>
]>[...]
]>>> >****************** Start of The Word of God *********************
]>>> >
]>>> > And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD:
]>>> >
]>>> > "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of
]>>> >the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the
]>>> >Ammonites will be the LORD's, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt
]>>> >offering."
]>[...]
]>>>
]>>> That story is enough to make one want to puke.
]>>
]>>Indeed. Too bad it isn't the worst the book-o-blood has to offer...
]>
]>You're right about that. It's only one of many such stories. How
]>people can call this "the good book" escapes me.
It's good for mayhem, murder, rapine, injustice, genocide and atrocities?
What more could Christians want?
stoney
]>
]>"Shady Lady Sky" <poor...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
]>news:8rrocv$ass$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
]>> In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
]>
]>Yeah, this group is crowded with Satan. We have to save them.
You worship Satan, you moron.
Q: According to *your* superstition *who* rigged the game in the first place?
A: Your god.
Q: According to *your* superstition *who* 'sacrificed' a part of itself?
A: Your god.
Q: According to *your* superstition *who* are you being saved *from?*
A: Your god.
Fucking morons.
SkyEyes
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
As rude twits go, you about take the cake. This is an *atheist*
newsgroup. Intentionally posting off-topic (in this case,
antithetical) materials is a violation of the charter. This group
never *did* belong to Jesus and it never will, so you're won't be
taking "back" anything.
You Jesus-freaks have your own newsgroup where you can study the bible
to your heart's content. Use 'em, and stay out of ours.
Thanx muchly,
Brenda "You CAN Recover From Fundamentalism!" Nelson, A.A. #34
Chief Wrangler and Ramrod Emeritus
(and Professor of Feline Thermometrics)
Carne Seca Division/EAC Equine Transportation Command
In the Prefecture of Baja Arizona
SkyEyes
jo...@thecodezone.com wrote:
> Conrad Knauer <saskatoo...@SPAMhome.com> wrote:
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >
> >> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online
bible
> >> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >> >
> >> >Would you like us to show you the errors
> >> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >>
> >> There are none.
> >
> >No?
> >
> >http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-
contradictions.html
>
> <FullGospelRanch Ministries>
>
> I have read this list, and these are not contradictions. They can all
be
> explained most easily, and you will see that they are not
contradictions
> at all!
>
> Not that it means that I will be the one doing the explaining. You'll
> just have to trust that there are indeed explanations for all of them.
>
> </FullGospelRanch Ministries>
Oh, that reminds me. Did you see where there's going to be a new event
at the 2004 Summer Olympic Games? It's "Scriptural Contortions." He
gets the gold medal who can, to the greatest extreme, bend over
backwards to fabricate explanations for contradictory, nonsensical, or
factually errant Bible verses.
So far, the U.S. team is light-years ahead of anyone else. <Sigh>
Brenda Nelson, A.A. #34
Michelle Malkin
Oh, pooh! ;)
Werail
> In article <39e02a8a...@news.sonic.net>,
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> Ministries) wrote:
> > On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
> >
> > >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online
> bible
> > >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> > >
> > >Would you like us to show you the errors
> > >and contradictions in the bible ?
> > >
> > >YOELK
> >
> > There are none.
>
>
> What color is the sky in your world?
>
--
Werail
Dave Holloway
>Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
What do you mean, take it back for Jesus? This newsgroup was started
many years ago by atheists; it never belong to Jesus or any of his
spokespeople to begin with.
And I would strongly recommend against starting a bible study in this
newsgroup. Not because it violates the FAQ of the group, but because
you will very quickly lose your faith.
Dave
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johac
fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
Ministries) wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
>
> >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> >>
> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >
> >Would you like us to show you the errors
> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> >
> >------
> >YOELK
>
> There are none.
>
Who told you that? Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy?
Bye troll.
<plonk>
--
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Liz
>In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
>fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch Ministries)
>wrote:
>
>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>>
>
>Yes sir, I am. I've been trying to get into some of these Satanic crowds
>like alt.Satanism and alt.atheism to minister the gospel.
Sweet'ums, atheists don't believe in Satan any more than they believe
in gods.
>These are the
>souls who need Jesus the most! Let's spread the Word and get as many
>Christians as we can to post to alt.Satanism and alt.atheism! REPENT! I
>DID! And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch. Now I'm
>born-again and never been happier.
Silly cultist, you were never a witch. You simply played at being a
witch on the internet. You played at worshiping Satan when you had no
idea what it meant to be a Satanist, and now, you are playing at being
a born-again Christian. Praise the Lord and pass the dildos!
When you swap your belief in your current superstition for a new and
better one next week, please don't bother to inform us.
Ta.
Liz #658 BAAWA
One of the ugly realities of this world is that it is possible
to grow old without ever learning anything besides religious
superstitions. -- Clothaire
Paul J. Koeck
"Michelle Malkin" <malk...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:ij42us448iqk6dcoe...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 10:40:37 -0400, raven1
> <psyched...@flashmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 08:03:24 GMT,
> >fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> >Ministries) wrote:
> >
> >>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 09:52:09 +0200, YOELK <jk...@shani.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>>
> >>>> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >>>> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> >>>
> >>>and contradictions in the bible ?
> >>>
> >>>------
> >>>YOELK
> >>
> >>There are none.
> >
>
> collecting other peoples' 'explanations' for the
> contradictions. I predict that he will be upset when he
> learns that these 'explanations' will be proven wrong.
I suspect it will be more upsetting to him to learn that
they all have already been proven wrong, multiple times.
It's highly unlikely that he will come up with something
we haven't already seen and pulverised repeatedly.
Niall McAuley
>REPENT! I
>DID! And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch. Now I'm
You should read her page, it's a classic of the genre:
"At that time I would often cut on myself with razors and pull knives
out on my brother. When I lost my temper, I would throw and smash
things. I remember breaking a window, a few remote controls, my glass
vanity, a glass thermometer, my china doll, and my baby brother's
Teddy Ruxpin toy."
Whoa! Teddy Ruxpin! Talk about nihilism.
"Upon dropping out, I cut off all my hair, put every belonging I
owned in agarbage bag, and took 300 pills in an attempt to kill
myself. Instead of dying, I wound up in the psych ward."
Hint: M&Ms are not immediately fatal at that dosage.
"By the time I reached 21, I was a stripper, pothead, speed freak,
and hardcore clepto. I had also destroyed two other guys's marriages."
No, no, that's so unoriginal. Tell us more about your Teddy Ruxpin
fixation!
"At age 22 I was beaten to a bloody pulp by my ex-boyfriend and
then humiliated beyond belief in a national magazine. After the
beating first occurred, people who knew me said I deserved it
because I was stalking him and I was such a horrible person
anyway. I was in denial then, but now I can see they were right,
I did deserve it."
Ah, the smell of fundamentalist self-hatred.
"Now I'm almost 25 and even though I'm sitting in a cell, I'm at
long last happy."
I daresay a lot of other people are happy with the situation, too.
--
Niall #36 [real address ends in se, not es.invalid]
dotcom
<shor...@hotpop3.com> wrote:
> "Shady Lady Sky" <poor...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:8rrocv$ass$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > In article <39e01642...@news.sonic.net>,
> > fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> > Ministries)
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> > > study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> > >
> >
> > Yes sir, I am. I've been trying to get into some of these Satanic
> > crowds
> > like alt.Satanism and alt.atheism to minister the gospel. These are
> > the
> > souls who need Jesus the most! Let's spread the Word and get as many
> > Christians as we can to post to alt.Satanism and alt.atheism! REPENT!
> > I
> > DID! And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch. Now I'm
> > born-again and never been happier. -- http://shadyladysky.tripod.com
>
> Yeah, this group is crowded with Satan. We have to save them.
Funny, I don't see satan posting here. What I *do* see is people who
give christianity such a bad name that they could drive people into
atheism: people like you, tony, boatie, skypher, this shady lady
twittette, and others. But no satan. I wonder why that is.
--
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e-mail about my newsgroup posts may be posted to that newsgroup
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dotcom
<CableOne> wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 06:37:26 GMT,
> fullgospelra...@fullgospelranch.com (FullGospelRanch
> Ministries) wrote:
>
> >Are any other christians here interested in starting an online bible
> >study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
>
> You mean our pet christians? The dung beatles of superstition. The
> mangy little mutts humping our legs for Stick-boy?
>
> Don't do it! Having Goodsalt, Frank, Boaty, Shypher, Chan, Kim and
> Ticky is one thread will trigger a core melt down on a.a. It'll be
> like a Doomsday Ignorant Bomb
>
> I request that the EAC immediately stop production of the
> Anti-rapture helmets and begin development of a defense against the
> Doomsday Ignorant Bomb. I also request that all members be sent a memo
> ordering them to unplug all EAC warning devices (Irony-O-Meters,
> Asshole-O-Meters, Pascal-O-Meters etc) and that they be placed three
> meter hole at least one hundred meters away and covered in concrete of
> at least six thousand psi. with a grid of #8 rebar, 4" oc.
>
> I don't know about the rest of you, but every needle on my Meter
> Array is currently dead center and vibrating. I've never seen this
> happen before.
Odd. All of *mine* are spinning madly. Now that I've removed the glass
covers, I'm getting a nice breeze. I think I'll put a heavy screen over
the array, just in case something cuts loose.
John Hattan
>SkyEyes <sky...@dakotacom.net> wrote:
>>
>> Oh, that reminds me. Did you see where there's going to be a new event
>> at the 2004 Summer Olympic Games? It's "Scriptural Contortions." He
>> gets the gold medal who can, to the greatest extreme, bend over
>> backwards to fabricate explanations for contradictory, nonsensical, or
>> factually errant Bible verses.
>>
>> So far, the U.S. team is light-years ahead of anyone else. <Sigh>
>
>They are also going to include proselytisation. Each country's team must
>endorse a uniquely different sect and opposing teams will be locked up
>together for 72 hours, during which time they will get little if any
>sleep as they try to convert each other. Points are gained for each
>member of the opposite team successfully converted.
>
>Sweet talking, cajoling, insulting and singing are allowed, but physical
>violence is forbidden.
Well then Catholicism and most forms of Protestantism are out, as
they're pretty-much useless without a threat of burning at the stake.
It's like requiring one team to do the 100-meter dash on one foot.
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
jo...@thecodezone.com http://www.freespeech.org/shatner
Shep
<Niall....@eei.ericsson.es.invalid> wrote:
>Shady Lady Sky wrote in message <8rrocv$ass$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>>REPENT! I
>>DID! And I was once very Satanic and even a practicing witch. Now I'm
>>born-again and never been happier. -- http://shadyladysky.tripod.com
>
>
>You should read her page, it's a classic of the genre:
>
>"At that time I would often cut on myself with razors and pull knives
> out on my brother. When I lost my temper, I would throw and smash
> things. I remember breaking a window, a few remote controls, my glass
> vanity, a glass thermometer, my china doll, and my baby brother's
> Teddy Ruxpin toy."
>
>Whoa! Teddy Ruxpin! Talk about nihilism.
>
>"Upon dropping out, I cut off all my hair, put every belonging I
> owned in agarbage bag, and took 300 pills in an attempt to kill
> myself. Instead of dying, I wound up in the psych ward."
>
>Hint: M&Ms are not immediately fatal at that dosage.
>
>"By the time I reached 21, I was a stripper, pothead, speed freak,
> and hardcore clepto. I had also destroyed two other guys's marriages."
>
>No, no, that's so unoriginal. Tell us more about your Teddy Ruxpin
>fixation!
>
>"At age 22 I was beaten to a bloody pulp by my ex-boyfriend and
> then humiliated beyond belief in a national magazine. After the
> beating first occurred, people who knew me said I deserved it
> because I was stalking him and I was such a horrible person
> anyway. I was in denial then, but now I can see they were right,
> I did deserve it."
>
>Ah, the smell of fundamentalist self-hatred.
Yeah. She bitches about getting humiliated in a national magazine,
then humiliates herself on an international forum...
>
>"Now I'm almost 25 and even though I'm sitting in a cell, I'm at
> long last happy."
>
>I daresay a lot of other people are happy with the situation, too.
>--
>Niall #36 [real address ends in se, not es.invalid]
>
--
"What? No, i already have The Watchtower. Now if
you'll just wait a minute... What? Eternity? Oh,
whenever i hear that word, i get SO horny.
If you'll just wait a minute, i can finish this
phone call and we can get naked."
-David Broadfoot
Martin Thomas
> In article <k9v0uso24k3mkpqle...@4ax.com>,
> jo...@thecodezone.com wrote:
>
> > Conrad Knauer <saskatoo...@SPAMhome.com> wrote:
>
> > >FullGospelRanch Ministries wrote:
> > >
> > >> >> Are any other christians here interested in starting an online
> bible
> > >> >> study in this newsgroup to take it back for jesus?
> > >> >
> > >> >Would you like us to show you the errors
> > >> >and contradictions in the bible ?
> > >>
> > >> There are none.
> > >
> > >No?
> > >
> > >http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
> >
> > <FullGospelRanch Ministries>
> >
> > I have read this list, and these are not contradictions. They can
> > all be
> > explained most easily, and you will see that they are not
> > contradictions at all!
> >
> > Not that it means that I will be the one doing the explaining. You'll
> > just have to trust that there are indeed explanations for all of them.
> >
> > </FullGospelRanch Ministries>
>
> Oh, that reminds me. Did you see where there's going to be a new event
> at the 2004 Summer Olympic Games? It's "Scriptural Contortions." He
> gets the gold medal who can, to the greatest extreme, bend over
> backwards to fabricate explanations for contradictory, nonsensical, or
> factually errant Bible verses.
>
> So far, the U.S. team is light-years ahead of anyone else. <Sigh>
They are also going to include proselytisation. Each country's team must
endorse a uniquely different sect and opposing teams will be locked up
together for 72 hours, during which time they will get little if any
sleep as they try to convert each other. Points are gained for each
member of the opposite team successfully converted.
Sweet talking, cajoling, insulting and singing are allowed, but physical
violence is forbidden. Any attempt to gain an unfair advantage by
converting the referee will result in the team's disqualification.
*** Martin Thomas ***
"Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing."
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