Other States Look To Texas For Advice On How To Get Democrats To Leave / Gas Jews

[13% = 6x the crimes!]

Yak wrote

> https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-abbot-approval-rating-skyrockets-aft
> er-getting-dozens-of-democrats-to-leave-texas
>
> It's the Bee, but being based in truth is what makes this satire so
> good.
>
> =====
>
> "Arizona is a beautiful state," said Governor Doug Ducey, "but it has
> one problem: it's full of Democrats. Is there some way we can just get
> them to—I dunno—leave? Why can't they live in California or Cuba, or
> somewhere they'll fit in better?"
>
> The governor of Georgia has also stated he will be flying to Texas to
> learn all of Governor Abbott's secrets to making Democrats go somewhere
> else.
>
> "We hope to follow the great example set by Texas," said Georgia
> Governor Brian Kemp. "Democrats have this nasty habit of destroying
> their states like a plague of locusts, turning it into a burnt husk of
> death and decay, and then moving to another Republican state to feast on
> the prosperity built by higher quality people than they'll ever be, then
> importing their depraved and inhuman policies as they consume all the
> wealth and happiness of the state like some sort of demonic chupacabra,
> until they finally bring a once-great American state to its knees,
> drowning in a cesspool of poverty and corruption, at which point they
> spread their locust wings and fly to the next state... what was I
> talking about? I can't remember. Oh yeah—how do we get Democrats to
> leave?"
>
> At the time of publishing, 32 other states have announced comprehensive
> "make the Democrat politicians go somewhere else" plans, which they hope
> to have fully implemented by the end of this year.
>
> According to reports, Texas is now a blissful and prosperous utopia,
> only 12 hours after Democrat lawmakers left in their private charter
> plane.
>

fd

[13% = 6x the crimes!]

[13% = 6x the crimes!]