To acheive you must believe
Zacharias Mulletstein
resisted Authority and Law and Order. Then I got electrocuted and had a
vision. The vision was the One lamb virgin taste greatness, Jesus Christ,
sitting at the base of a volcano with a bear and a viper. Then I saw the
light and became a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for Jesus.
You can do the same thing. It's real simple. Just say "I believe in the
One Jesus Christ" and mean it, and presto! You're a Christian! It's easy
to do and works wonders for the self esteem. Or else reject God and burn in
the very bowels of hell. And I will be laughing at your anguished agony,
and gaining tremendous power from your tortured screams and the howls of the
damned. I don't care either way.
--
I am a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for the One lamb virgin,
Jesus Christ.
Mike Painter
> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. I hated God with the best of
> them, and resisted Authority and Law and Order. Then I got
> electrocuted and had a vision. The vision was the One lamb virgin
> taste greatness, Jesus Christ, sitting at the base of a volcano with
> a bear and a viper. Then I saw the light and became a Fundamentalist
> Christian Pentecostal Warrior for Jesus. You can do the same thing. It's
> real simple. Just say "I believe in the One Jesus Christ" and
> mean it, and presto! You're a Christian! It's easy to do and works
> wonders for the self esteem. Or else reject God and burn in the very
> bowels of hell. And I will be laughing at your anguished agony, and
> gaining tremendous power from your tortured screams and the howls of
> the damned. I don't care either way.
Spoken like a True Christian.
If you make enough money you may be worthy of joining Landover Baptist.
If you qualify you may be entitled to buy a home in their gated community.
I, of course, have an exclusive contract with them and sell Noah's Ark (TM)
fencing for additional privacy.
With a TrueCross(TM) gate and a CrownOfThorns(TM) fence topping, you can
join those who are Truly among God's chosen
John Locke
<zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. I hated God with the best of them, and
>resisted Authority and Law and Order. Then I got electrocuted and had a
>vision. The vision was the One lamb virgin taste greatness..
>
..that's one helluva way to roast mutton..I'll give you that !
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terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
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Pepsi
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote in message
news:ij604r$bfk$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
You are nothing more than an insane, psychotic moron.
JohnN
wrote:
When I join, do I get 20 percent off my first purchase?
JohnN
Syd M.
Then you were never a atheist, Zach.
Atheists don't hate god. Better luck with your lies next time.
PDW
Brian E. Clark
zmulle...@isright.com says...
> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist.
Please donate now, to help combat Alphabet Overload.
(Donations are not tax deductible, but they are tux
deductible, meaning the fee for renting the tuxedo for the
Alphabet Overload fundraiser can be written off.)
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Miles Davis
wrote:
> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist.
Get help, moroanon...
Andy W
Yeah, sure. Do you have any other characters? You're starting to
repeat yourself with this one.
Yap
wrote:
> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. I hated God with the best of them, and
> resisted Authority and Law and Order. Then I got electrocuted and had a
> vision. The vision was the One lamb virgin taste greatness, Jesus Christ,
> sitting at the base of a volcano with a bear and a viper. Then I saw the
> light and became a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for Jesus.
> You can do the same thing. It's real simple. Just say "I believe in the
> One Jesus Christ" and mean it, and presto! You're a Christian! It's easy
> to do and works wonders for the self esteem. Or else reject God and burn in
> the very bowels of hell. And I will be laughing at your anguished agony,
> and gaining tremendous power from your tortured screams and the howls of the
> damned. I don't care either way.
pixie.
You don't have the courage to see through the lies in the bible and do
not possess the common sense to know the contradictions.......
And you ignore the facts occurred in this world that indicated to you
there is no sky pixie.
Simple analysis.
Jeanne Douglas
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. I hated God
Right there, you confessed to lying. If you hated god, you can't have
been an atheist because an atheist won't hate something that doesn't
even exist.
--
JD
"The good thing about science is that
it's true whether or not you believe
in it."--Neil deGrasse Tyson
Kadaitcha Man
whipster, come, ye are a tedious fool. Ye disquieted:
> In article<ij604r$bfk$1...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> "Zacharias Mulletstein"<zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>
>> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. I hated God
>
> Right there, you confessed to lying. If you hated god, you can't have
> been an atheist because an atheist won't hate something that doesn't
> even exist.
So why do some atheists blame the same non-existent entity for not
lifting a finger when a natural disaster occurs, gapecunt?
--
auntie : n. Old queen (qv).
Kadaitcha Man
hare-brained slave, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets. Ye
vociferated:
> <BITCHSLAP>
Monkey see, monkey do.
> Stop insulting your betters, boy!
Oh, very original. How long before you get to the YO MOMMA lames?
--
pooter : n. The bum bellows with which you poot (qv); the poot flute.
Mitchell Holman
news:vjvlfc$ezp$3...@tiny.woman-of-easy-virtue:
Why do theists seek medical treatment?
Doesn't prayer work anymore?
Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for
in prayer, believe that you have received
it, and it will be yours.
Kadaitcha Man
events, thou tomb of death. Ye let on:
> Kadaitcha Man<sour.po...@alt.butts.mincing-hula-raider> wrote in
> news:vjvlfc$ezp$3...@tiny.woman-of-easy-virtue:
>
>> Jeanne Douglas, go rot, cankerous courteous destroyer. Ye horn-mad
>> whipster, come, ye are a tedious fool. Ye disquieted:
>>
>>> In article<ij604r$bfk$1...@news.eternal-september.org>,
>>> "Zacharias Mulletstein"<zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. I hated God
>>>
>>> Right there, you confessed to lying. If you hated god, you can't have
>>> been an atheist because an atheist won't hate something that doesn't
>>> even exist.
>>
>> So why do some atheists blame the same non-existent entity for not
>> lifting a finger when a natural disaster occurs, gapecunt?
>>
>
>
> Why do theists seek medical treatment?
Better you should show the equivalence of the two questions first, fuckchop.
>
> Doesn't prayer work anymore?
--
pearl necklace : n. Those globular consequences of having a sausage
sandwich (qv) at the Billy Mill roundabout (qv); as in 'I gave her a
beautiful pearl necklace'.
Don Martin
>> I am a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for the One lamb virgin,
>> Jesus Christ.
>
>When I join, do I get 20 percent off my first purchase?
More likely, you'll get fleeced.
-
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
Apostate
<jnor...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Feb 12, 7:57锟絘m, "Zacharias Mulletstein" <zmulletst...@isright.com>
>wrote:
>> I was once a Hard Core Aethiesist. 锟絀 hated God with the best of them, and
>> resisted Authority and Law and Order. 锟絋hen I got electrocuted and had a
>> vision. 锟絋he vision was the One lamb virgin taste greatness, Jesus Christ,
>> sitting at the base of a volcano with a bear and a viper. 锟絋hen I saw the
>> light and became a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for Jesus.
>> You can do the same thing. 锟絀t's real simple. 锟絁ust say "I believe in the
>> One Jesus Christ" and mean it, and presto! 锟結ou're a Christian! 锟絀t's easy
>> to do and works wonders for the self esteem. 锟絆r else reject God and burn in
>> the very bowels of hell. 锟紸nd I will be laughing at your anguished agony,
>> and gaining tremendous power from your tortured screams and the howls of the
>> damned. 锟絀 don't care either way.
>>
>> --
>> I am a Fundamentalist Christian Pentecostal Warrior for the One lamb virgin,
>> Jesus Christ.
>
>When I join, do I get 20 percent off my first purchase?
No, but if you act now, you get a FREE! pack of OneLambforeskins.
Hurry, supplies are limited.
>
>JohnN
--
Apostate alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer freelance Minion #'e'
EAC Deputy Director in Charge of Getting Paid,
Department of Redundancy Department
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure
and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell
"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
-- Doc Smartass
"Nature has a dark sense of humor, but life is certainly
one of the things it laughs at."
-- Rinaldo of Capadoccia
e-mail to %mynick%periodaaperiod%myAA#%@gee!mail!dottedcommie
Doc Smartass
news:90A5p.3946$4Y6....@newsfe06.iad:
Too bad I have him killfiled...I racked my brain looking for rhymes, but
all I've come up with is:
Subject: Re: To acheive you must believe
To believe, you must deceive!
--
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Kooks! http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/
Books! http://jw-bookblog.blogspot.com/
A Christian has to be Adolf Hitler to be called militant.
All an atheist has to do is write a book. -- Tommy Holland
Apostate
To deceive, you must bereave (AND acquit.)
Christopher A. Lee
<Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
>"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
> -- Doc Smartass
"OK. Which one is Will?"
Apostate
Quick, Christopher.
I checked: I've worn that quote in my .sig since Sept. 2005, if not
sooner. Full marks for observance.
--
Apostate alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer freelance Minion #'e'
EAC Deputy Director in Charge of Getting Paid,
Department of Redundancy Department
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure
and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell
"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
-- Doc Smartass
"Nature has a dark sense of humor, but life is certainly
Stan McCann
news:ehehl69lg9bed3v8v...@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:49:23 -0800, Christopher A. Lee
> <ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:43:08 -0500, Apostate
>><Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
>>> -- Doc Smartass
>>
>>"OK. Which one is Will?"
>
>
> Quick, Christopher.
>
> I checked: I've worn that quote in my .sig since Sept. 2005, if not
> sooner. Full marks for observance.
It's easy to miss. Four lines being the accepted standard, few look
beyond that in a sig. I'm not complaing mind you, just saying. I looked
when you said that; never noticed before. I like it though. :)
--
Stan McCann st...@surecann.com
Doc Smartass
Doc Smartass
news:Xns9E8BEAB6F11E...@69.16.185.252:
I don't remember when or how I was using it, but it still cracks me up.
Christopher A. Lee
<Fortbr...@yahoobrick.com> wrote:
>Christopher A. Lee <ca...@optonline.net> wrote in
>news:bg2hl6pkfnt0vb22e...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:43:08 -0500, Apostate
>> <Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
>>> -- Doc Smartass
>>
>> "OK. Which one is Will?"
>
>Wheaton!
Will Wheaton on the real war against Christmas...
http://www.salon.com/entertainment/feature/2005/12/22/wheaton
Apostate
<Fortbr...@yahoobrick.com> wrote:
>Stan McCann <st...@surecann.com> wrote in
>news:Xns9E8BEAB6F11E...@69.16.185.252:
>
>> Apostate <Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in
>> news:ehehl69lg9bed3v8v...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:49:23 -0800, Christopher A. Lee
>>> <ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:43:08 -0500, Apostate
>>>><Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
>>>>> -- Doc Smartass
>>>>
>>>>"OK. Which one is Will?"
>>>
>>>
>>> Quick, Christopher.
>>>
>>> I checked: I've worn that quote in my .sig since Sept. 2005, if not
>>> sooner. Full marks for observance.
>>
>> It's easy to miss. Four lines being the accepted standard, few look
>> beyond that in a sig. I'm not complaing mind you, just saying. I
>> looked when you said that; never noticed before. I like it though. :)
>
>I don't remember when or how I was using it, but it still cracks me up.
Message-ID: <Xns96C3B58828EE...@216.77.188.18>
It was quite an entertaining dialogue. Sorta.
--
Apostate alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer freelance Minion #'e'
EAC Deputy Director in Charge of Getting Paid,
Department of Redundancy Department
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure
and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell
"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
-- Doc Smartass
"Nature has a dark sense of humor, but life is certainly
Doc Smartass
news:uf2ml6t634iolqh54...@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:07:58 -0600, Doc Smartass
> <Fortbr...@yahoobrick.com> wrote:
>
>>Stan McCann <st...@surecann.com> wrote in
>>news:Xns9E8BEAB6F11E...@69.16.185.252:
>>
>>> Apostate <Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in
>>> news:ehehl69lg9bed3v8v...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:49:23 -0800, Christopher A. Lee
>>>> <ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:43:08 -0500, Apostate
>>>>><Apos...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Mr. Worf, set phasers on "Fuck You" and fire at will."
>>>>>> -- Doc Smartass
>>>>>
>>>>>"OK. Which one is Will?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Quick, Christopher.
>>>>
>>>> I checked: I've worn that quote in my .sig since Sept. 2005, if
not
>>>> sooner. Full marks for observance.
>>>
>>> It's easy to miss. Four lines being the accepted standard, few look
>>> beyond that in a sig. I'm not complaing mind you, just saying. I
>>> looked when you said that; never noticed before. I like it though.
:)
>>
>>I don't remember when or how I was using it, but it still cracks me up.
>
> Message-ID: <Xns96C3B58828EE...@216.77.188.18>
>
> It was quite an entertaining dialogue. Sorta.
Man, I was rude! *grin*
Thanks for the link--I'd forgotten all about it.