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Re: ! Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID
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a322x1n
Sep 21, 2021, 2:02:34 PM9/21/21
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Kurt Nicklas <kurtn...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:50a8f735-ba87-4210...@googlegroups.com:
> NEW YORK, NY鈥"After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced
> that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is.
>
> "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson.
> "We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance
> your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the
> vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid
> dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?"
>
> Experts confirmed that even though there is a statistically 0% chance
> of kids dying from COVID, parents should still require kids to get the
> vaccine immediately, to make up for Pfizer's financial loss from the
> FDA not approving booster shots right away.
>
> "Besides," said one expert, "kids are puny and can't even fight back
> with their skinny little arms and legs. Just get them vaccinated鈥"to
> protect yourself鈥"since your safety is the highest priority here."
>
> Pfizer is hoping they can get kids fully vaccinated before their Q3
> sales numbers come out.
>
> Fine satire from:
> https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-k
> ids-as-covid
And now your target is school kids, "Kurt". You don't know anything
about vaccines, viruses, pandemics, or anything else. You do know to
get vaccinated yourself, and that's about it, "Kurt".
news:50a8f735-ba87-4210...@googlegroups.com:
> NEW YORK, NY鈥"After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced
> that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is.
>
> "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson.
> "We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance
> your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the
> vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid
> dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?"
>
> Experts confirmed that even though there is a statistically 0% chance
> of kids dying from COVID, parents should still require kids to get the
> vaccine immediately, to make up for Pfizer's financial loss from the
> FDA not approving booster shots right away.
>
> "Besides," said one expert, "kids are puny and can't even fight back
> with their skinny little arms and legs. Just get them vaccinated鈥"to
> protect yourself鈥"since your safety is the highest priority here."
>
> Pfizer is hoping they can get kids fully vaccinated before their Q3
> sales numbers come out.
>
> Fine satire from:
> https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-k
> ids-as-covid
And now your target is school kids, "Kurt". You don't know anything
about vaccines, viruses, pandemics, or anything else. You do know to
get vaccinated yourself, and that's about it, "Kurt".
Kurt Nicklas
Sep 21, 2021, 3:17:35 PM9/21/21
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 18:02:32 GMT, a322x1n <vo...@void.void> wrote:
>Kurt Nicklas <kurtn...@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:50a8f735-ba87-4210...@googlegroups.com:
>
>> NEW YORK, NY•After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced
>Kurt Nicklas <kurtn...@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:50a8f735-ba87-4210...@googlegroups.com:
>
>> that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is.
>>
>> "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson.
>> "We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance
>> your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the
>> vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid
>> dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?"
>>
>> Experts confirmed that even though there is a statistically 0% chance
>> of kids dying from COVID, parents should still require kids to get the
>> vaccine immediately, to make up for Pfizer's financial loss from the
>> FDA not approving booster shots right away.
>>
>> "Besides," said one expert, "kids are puny and can't even fight back
>> with their skinny little arms and legs. Just get them vaccinated•to
>>
>> "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson.
>> "We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance
>> your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the
>> vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid
>> dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?"
>>
>> Experts confirmed that even though there is a statistically 0% chance
>> of kids dying from COVID, parents should still require kids to get the
>> vaccine immediately, to make up for Pfizer's financial loss from the
>> FDA not approving booster shots right away.
>>
>> "Besides," said one expert, "kids are puny and can't even fight back
>> protect yourself•since your safety is the highest priority here."
>>
>> Pfizer is hoping they can get kids fully vaccinated before their Q3
>> sales numbers come out.
>>
>> Fine satire from:
>> https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-k
>> ids-as-covid
>
>And now your target is school kids, "Kurt".
No, Karen, my target is people like you who mix up science and
>> Pfizer is hoping they can get kids fully vaccinated before their Q3
>> sales numbers come out.
>>
>> Fine satire from:
>> https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-k
>> ids-as-covid
>
>And now your target is school kids, "Kurt".
politics and hate,hate,hate people who disagree with you.
And did I mention that, like every leftwinger I ever knew, you have
zero sense of humor when you think your precious "narrative" might be
in danger of being the butt of a joke.
>You don't know anything
>about vaccines, viruses, pandemics, or anything else.
mix up science and my political biases.
> You do know to
>get vaccinated yourself, and that's about it, "Kurt".
missy.
"Normal, decent people abort. Sick degenerates
give birth. How hard is that to understand?"
---"a322x1n" 8/12/21 So whose mother is sick and degenerate again?
max headroom
Sep 22, 2021, 1:17:42 AM9/22/21
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In news:super70s-BFBF74...@reader02.eternal-september.org, super70s
<supe...@super70s.invalid> typed:
> Actually it's the rightwing that's notorious for being humorless...
Why have comedians stopped playing college campuses?
<supe...@super70s.invalid> typed:
> Actually it's the rightwing that's notorious for being humorless...
Why have comedians stopped playing college campuses?
Mookie
Sep 22, 2021, 7:54:02 PM9/22/21
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max headroom wrote
Right thinking individualists need to avoid vaccines, remdesivir, ivermectin
and hydroxychloroquine because they are part of Big Pharma's plot to enlsave
us. And remember that Regeneron by Eli Lilly was only given to President
Trump because it's administered anally using a large hollowed out black
dildo.
and hydroxychloroquine because they are part of Big Pharma's plot to enlsave
us. And remember that Regeneron by Eli Lilly was only given to President
Trump because it's administered anally using a large hollowed out black
dildo.
max headroom
Sep 22, 2021, 9:50:24 PM9/22/21
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In news:sigfmo$n4t$5...@dont-email.me, Mookie <Mooki...@gmail.com> typed:
It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
Ubiquitous
Sep 23, 2021, 9:46:58 AM9/23/21
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Another Trump hater heard from.
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Kurt Nicklas
Oct 5, 2021, 1:33:33 AM10/5/21
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 17:35:51 -0500, super70s
<supe...@super70s.invalid> wrote:
>In article <kkbkkg9u2u63si7mc...@4ax.com>,
>What's the "Babylon Bee" going to satarize next, cancer patients?
It does and it will "satarize"(sic) all of your sacred
cows,memes,narratives and dearest death fantasies, loon."
You WILL read them and you WILL shut your mouth in shame.
Got it?
> Over
>650,000 Americans have died from Covid to date.
>
>Actually it's the rightwing that's notorious for being humorless (or
>failing spectacularly when they attempt to be humorous like your
>example).
<supe...@super70s.invalid> wrote:
>In article <kkbkkg9u2u63si7mc...@4ax.com>,
It does and it will "satarize"(sic) all of your sacred
cows,memes,narratives and dearest death fantasies, loon."
You WILL read them and you WILL shut your mouth in shame.
Got it?
> Over
>650,000 Americans have died from Covid to date.
>
>Actually it's the rightwing that's notorious for being humorless (or
>failing spectacularly when they attempt to be humorous like your
>example).
hhya...@gmail.com
Oct 5, 2021, 5:29:38 AM10/5/21
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> >You don't know anything about vaccines, viruses, pandemics, or anything else.
> I obviously know more about it than you do AND I know enough not to
> mix up science and my political biases.
> > You do know to get vaccinated yourself, and that's about it, "Kurt"
.
> I certainly know when someone has surrendered and that would be you, missy.
Ubiquitous
Nov 1, 2021, 5:00:13 PM11/1/21
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Ubiquitous
Nov 3, 2021, 5:55:03 PM11/3/21
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Ubiquitous
Nov 16, 2021, 5:48:13 PM11/16/21
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Ubiquitous
Dec 6, 2021, 5:45:40 PM12/6/21
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Ubiquitous
Jan 25, 2022, 6:06:04 PM1/25/22
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Ubiquitous
Jan 26, 2022, 6:07:16 PM1/26/22
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
Ubiquitous
Feb 3, 2022, 10:42:25 PM2/3/22
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max headroom wrote
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
> It's easy to see why you don't play college campuses-- you're not funny.
>
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