Who is Garrison Netzel asks Joseph
JM
Who is Garrison Netzel? Garrison is an atheist on alt.atheism who
pretended to be a Christian woman. Here are samplers of Garrison's posts.
This one is his admission:
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Subject: Re: Beware of phoney posters from alt.atheism
From: do...@faribault.polaristel.net (Garrison Netzel)
Date: 1996/09/13
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On Fri, 13 Sep 1996 13:32:21 GMT, Ken Hall wrote...
>I think you are saying the Christians didn't think what this chap did
>was funny. My 2 cents? :-)
The only Christian who gave a damn was the Slime McCoy.
>Just curious, was his charade discovered or did he expose it himself?
I posted that I was Sheyla Tritton back in...um...August, I think?
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Here is Netzel in his Sheyla Tritton mode:
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Garrison Netzel
do...@faribault.polaristel.net
Subject: Re: Why does Netzel wnt hmosxlity 2 b natural
From: she...@msn.com (Sheyla Tritton)
Date: 1996/08/12
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On 11 Aug 1996 18:29:30 GMT, John McCoy wrote...
>
>Why does Garrison Netzel want homosexuality to be natural? Maybe I should
>ask Sheyla Tritton.
John, why is this "Garrison Netzel" all we ever talk about anymore?
Day after day all I hear from you is "Garrison Netzel said this" and
"Garrison Netzel did that." Frankly, I'm getting a little sick of it.
I'm getting sick of sleeping alone every night, every night on that
lonely king sized postrupedic mattress because you're busy lurking in the
bushes outside Garrison Netzel's house. I'm sick of you draining all the
money out of my mother's savings account so you can spend it on high-grade
film and military surveilance equipment that can "watch Garrison Netzel
shower in infra-red." I'm sick of not being able to open the curtains or go
outside in the daytime anymore because "Garrison Netzel might be watching."
And I'm just plain _tired_ of coming home night after night and finding you
on the floor, masturbating onto a voodoo doll of Garrison Netzel with his
arms cut off. For God's sake, John, what about ME? Don't you think _I_ miss
your obsessive attention? What happened to us? We used to be so good
together before this Garrison Netzel kid came between us. Do you ever think
of me? Do you ever consider MY feelings? Don't you think _I_ might miss
being masturbated on?
Look, John, just tell me straight out. I need to know: Who's more
important to you -- ME, or Garrison Netzel from Montgomery Minnesota?
Don't think I don't already know the answer. I knew the answer last
weekend when the authorities dragged me out of the house after our dinner
with Jesus, and you didn't come to my aid because you were "too busy"
thinking about "Him."
Fine, John, fine. Go to him. Go to him if it makes you happy. I'll
just sit here and rot, a lonely Christian virgin. Just me and my unbroken
hymen. Fine.
<sob>
Just a thought,
Sheyla Tritton
she...@msn.com
Here we go again. An atheist pretending to be a Christian woman again.
Last time Netzel pretended to be Sheyla Tritton. But now, he has
hasd a change of lipstick.
Makes you wonder who Garrison Netzel is, don't it?
One thing tho, he could never be a Michelle Malkin.
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And now he admits being Anne Ferguson, another Christian
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Garrison Netzel (do...@faribault.polaristel.net)
wrote:
: Just to clear everything up before I leave for vacation: Yes, I did
: the "Anne` Ferguson" thing. Yes, I have also conversed as "Anne`" on IRC a
: few times before. And no, the Family First newsletter does not exist - it
: was a spoof of the Focus On The Family Newsletter, which Jack Chick routinely
: cites as his source of "facts."
: Oh, and that real Anne Ferguson who showed up after I stopped posting was
: just a coincidence.
: Well, thanks all. It was a blast. I printed out quite a few of the
: responses "Anne`" got because they were so damn funny.
: I'll see you all later.
: --
: Garrison Netzel
: do...@faribault.polaristel.net
: ---------------------------------
You want to say anything about this? Joseph?
Vladimir
Hey John, do you think the atheists here really believe you're responsible
for all the posts coming from arco?
Vladimir
JS & RT
JM wrote:
>
> Who is Garrison Netzel? Garrison is an atheist on alt.atheism who
> pretended to be a Christian woman. Here are samplers of Garrison's posts.
> This one is his admission:
> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[snip]
>
> You want to say anything about this? Joseph?
Yes.
1) I did not ask who Garrison Nezel is - I said I had no idea who
Garrison Netzel is or was.
2) What Garrison Netzel did has no bearing on what you did?
Or do you think that if someone else murders someone and gets away with
it you are entitled to do the same, your defense being "But HE did it!"
3) Do you think what Garrison Netzel did was fraudulent?
-- joseph
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JM
In article <358170F2...@accessone.com>, JS & RT <js...@accessone.com>
wrote:
> JM wrote:
> >
> > Who is Garrison Netzel? Garrison is an atheist on alt.atheism who
> > pretended to be a Christian woman. Here are samplers of Garrison's posts.
> > This one is his admission:
> > ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>
> [snip]
>
> >
> > You want to say anything about this? Joseph?
>
> Yes.
>
> 1) I did not ask who Garrison Nezel is - I said I had no idea who
> Garrison Netzel is or was.
Many on this newsgroup do, so it is relevant. OK?
>
> 2) What Garrison Netzel did has no bearing on what you did?
>
> Or do you think that if someone else murders someone and gets away with
> it you are entitled to do the same, your defense being "But HE did it!"
It's called you're attacking me without proof but won't attack and
admitted impersonator.
>
> 3) Do you think what Garrison Netzel did was fraudulent?
yes, he claimed to be a Christian, and make them look like loonies.
JM
In article <Vladimir-120...@darwin15.dcsi.net>,
Vlad...@Thinkhard.Com (Vladimir) wrote:
> Hey John, do you think the atheists here really believe you're responsible
> for all the posts coming from arco?
>
> Vladimir
You mean Darwin?
>
>
> In article <J-1206980...@darwin15.dcsi.net>, J...@j.Net (JM) wrote:
>
> > Who is Garrison Netzel? Garrison is an atheist on alt.atheism who
> > pretended to be a Christian woman. Here are samplers of Garrison's posts.
> > This one is his admission:
> > ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> >
JS & RT
> > >
> > > Who is Garrison Netzel? Garrison is an atheist on alt.atheism who
> > > pretended to be a Christian woman. Here are samplers of Garrison's posts.
> > > This one is his admission:
> > > ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> >
> >
> > >
> > > You want to say anything about this? Joseph?
> >
> >
> > 1) I did not ask who Garrison Nezel is - I said I had no idea who
> > Garrison Netzel is or was.
>
> Many on this newsgroup do, so it is relevant. OK?
Your header states "Who is Garrison Netzel asks Joseph" which is
inaccurate -- I never asked.
> > 2) What Garrison Netzel did has no bearing on what you did?
> >
> > Or do you think that if someone else murders someone and gets away with
> > it you are entitled to do the same, your defense being "But HE did it!"
>
> It's called you're attacking me without proof but won't attack and
> admitted impersonator.
Your admitted impersonator isn't here.
> > 3) Do you think what Garrison Netzel did was fraudulent?
>
> yes, he claimed to be a Christian, and make them look like loonies.
So do you think Garrison Netzel pretending to be other, multiple parties
was wrong?
vey...@geocities.com
In article <J-1206980...@darwin15.dcsi.net>,
J...@j.Net (JM) wrote:
>
>
> Who is Garrison Netzel? Garrison is an atheist on alt.atheism who
> pretended to be a Christian woman. Here are samplers of Garrison's posts.
> This one is his admission:
> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>
>
John, is that the name you want me to call you? I thank you for
sharing this with me. I now know at least part of your pain.
Those here have played tricks on you. They hurt you badly.
You have carried this pain around inside you for a long time.
You won't let it die. It may be the end of you if you let it
fester inside.
I sense pain in you far beyond what you show here. Pain that also
lingers and festers within. You've tried to make it go away
but you have failed. It burns inside you and must come out.
You swallow it. It eats at you. One day it will see victory.
Do you dare keep it inside any longer?
You need to talk. I am here to listen.
Tell me of your torment. Who is causing you pain? I can help,
but you must answer me first.
Veyanne
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