If men could get pregnant . . .
Discourser
-- Molly Ivans
http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsname=miv
Therion Ware
On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 00:59:20 -0700 in alt.atheism, Discourser
("Discourser" <disco...@cox.net>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
>"If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at Home Depot."
>-- Molly Ivans
>
>http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsname=miv
I thought it was "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a
sacrament".
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"Discourser" <disco...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:qr6Ic.8064$yc.4767@fed1read06...
> "If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at Home Depot."
> -- Molly Ivans
>
>
http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsname=miv
>
>
If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
duke
<kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
duke
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"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:puk2f013fle5qathr...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> >If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>
> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
control - put an
> aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>
>
>
> duke
Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
AngryJohn
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
><kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>>If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>
>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>
>
>
So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
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<kathrynahun...@btinternet.com>:
He has one of those?
(I thought even his palm rejected him)
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Mike Painter
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>
> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
> control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with
> the right knee.
>
Chances are good that if you don't use catholic forplay (BRACE YOURSELF,
BRIDGET.) and took your time you get to eat the jelly bean
also.
Yang, AthD (h.c)
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
><kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>>If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>
>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
Let me guess, you're a 60 year-old virgin who thinks he knows how to
run other people's sex lives.
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duke
<kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
duke
duke
>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the make the mistake of
giving you credit for being able to think.
duke
Not if she says "no". Then you don't need to wear the condom on your finger, mikey (ps,
that's not crude, that's an old drugstore joke).
duke
wrote:
>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>Let me guess, you're a 60 year-old virgin who thinks he knows how to
>run other people's sex lives.
Haahaahaahaahaa.
Mike Painter
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 16:50:51 GMT, "Mike Painter"
> <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>> duke wrote:
>>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
>>> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>>>
>>> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>> control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with
>>> the right knee.
>>>
>> I can think of better games and would perfer a jelly bean.
>> Chances are good that if you don't use catholic forplay (BRACE
>> YOURSELF, BRIDGET.) and took your time you get to eat the jelly bean
>> also.
>
> Not if she says "no". Then you don't need to wear the condom on your
> finger, mikey (ps, that's not crude, that's an old drugstore joke).
>
sugnature, with out the need for parenthesis.
Still claim you went to a university?
Thank you for admitting that what you said was a joke, it usually is.
Why are jokes told in old drugstores, not considered crude?
Why would I use my finger to eat
the jelly bean?
Mike Painter
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400, AngryJohn
> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>> control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there
>>> with the right knee.
>
>> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>
> Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the
> make the mistake of giving you credit for being able to think.
>
Now we see why Earl made a point of claiming that "adults" don't pay
attention to proper English. He can't write properly or hasn't figured out
that women can get pregnamt.
Brian E. Clark
> I think you're conveniently forgetting all the female opponents of
> abortion here.
I think you're naively overlooking the entire history of the issue.
--
-----------
Brian E. Clark
Yang, AthD (h.c)
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 11:36:36 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>>Let me guess, you're a 60 year-old virgin who thinks he knows how to
>>run other people's sex lives.
>
>Haahaahaahaahaa.
You're the weakest link, good bye.
AngryJohn
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>
>>So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>
>Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the make the mistake of
>giving you credit for being able to think.
>
You will never cease to amaze me with you ability to stick your foot
in your mouth. Read what you write before you hit send.
AngryJohn
I am amazed that dookie even suggested the aspirin method when he
clearly stated that women can't get pregnant. He must be afraid that
people having sex might lead to dancing or some such fun like that.
Mike Painter
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:21:05 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400, AngryJohn
>> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>>
>>>> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of
>>>> birth control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it
>>>> there with the right knee.
>>
>>> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>>
>> Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make
>> the make the mistake of giving you credit for being able to think.
>>
he said said said???
(In case he needs help with this one also.)
kathryn
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.hostmaster> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.11...@org.hostmaster...
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:51:17 +0000 in episode
> <ccrnll$r2s$1...@titan.btinternet.com> we saw our hero "kathryn"
> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com>:
>
> >
> > "duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
> > news:puk2f013fle5qathr...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
> >> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
> >>
> >> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
> > control - put an
> >> aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> duke
> >
> > Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
>
> He has one of those?
>
> (I thought even his palm rejected him)
>
>
It cut itself off and ran away.
Mark K. Bilbo
<cctp9b$8qi$1...@hercules.btinternet.com> we saw our hero "kathryn"
<kathrynahun...@btinternet.com>:
>
> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-a...@org.hostmaster> wrote in message
> news:pan.2004.07.11...@org.hostmaster...
>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:51:17 +0000 in episode
>> <ccrnll$r2s$1...@titan.btinternet.com> we saw our hero "kathryn"
>> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com>:
>>
>>
>> > "duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
>> > news:puk2f013fle5qathr...@4ax.com...
>> >> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
>> >> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>> >>
>> >> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>> > control - put an
>> >> aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> duke
>> >
>> > Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
>>
>> He has one of those?
>>
>> (I thought even his palm rejected him)
>>
>>
>>
> It cut itself off and ran away.
And who could blame it?
Mark K. Bilbo
<ner2f0pcesfccso9b...@4ax.com> we saw our hero AngryJohn
<AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net>:
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 09:52:24 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
>><kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>>
>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the
>>right knee.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
<blink> <blink>
Doook wrote "If women could get pregnant?"
So his parents never had "the talk" with him eh?
Mark K. Bilbo
<de64f055pk4f2e4b3...@4ax.com> we saw our hero AngryJohn
<AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net>:
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 20:55:27 GMT, "Mike Painter"
Isn't he catholic? Shouldn't we ask him how things would be if *priests
could get pregnant?
Hypatia Kosh
> "If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at Home Depot."
> -- Molly Ivans
If men could get pregnant, they would be women, no?
Male and female is a matter of relative gamete size. Apparently when
you're gushing out genetic material in an ocean situation, nature
favors species that specialize into "big gamete producers" and "little
gamete producers". (Any "happy medium" you could find exists in a
state of astable equilibrium. D'oh!) Naturally the biggies become ova
and the little ones sperm, and the ones who create them are called
"female" and "male." From there it's a short step to sexual dimorphism
and the war of the sexes. Ha ha! Let me know when this thread gets
xposted to sock.men.
-Hypatia
Hypatia Kosh
> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> >If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>
> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
> aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
Wait ... don't tell me ... I accidently stumbled into alt.sex.fetish, didn't I?
-Hypatia
Hypatia Kosh
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:51:17 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> >Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
>
> Is that what your girlfriends tell you they're doing?
>
Gay sex carries little to no pregnancy risk--dolt!
(The little risk is that there are known cases of a woman getting
another woman pregnant by having sex with a man right before. Those
little swimmers are hardy critters.)
-Hy
Apostate
alt.atheism:
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400 in episode
><ner2f0pcesfccso9b...@4ax.com> we saw our hero AngryJohn
><AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net>:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 09:52:24 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
>>><kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>>>
>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>>control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the
>>>right knee.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>
><blink> <blink>
>
>Doook wrote "If women could get pregnant?"
>
>So his parents never had "the talk" with him eh?
fuckdumbo32's kind bud.
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duke
Women can get "pregnamt"?
duke
>>Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the make the mistake of
>>giving you credit for being able to think.
>You will never cease to amaze me with you ability to stick your foot
>in your mouth. Read what you write before you hit send.
It still shows everyone what it means when every day at noon you open your mouth and
change feet.
duke
wrote:
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:45:06 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 11:36:36 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>>>Let me guess, you're a 60 year-old virgin who thinks he knows how to
>>>run other people's sex lives.
>>
>>Haahaahaahaahaa.
>
>You're the weakest link, good bye.
Hey chicken little yang, join the marines and become a man.
duke
>Gay sex carries little to no pregnancy risk--dolt!
Yet men and women are built in complimentary shapes to suit one another.
Not so with queers and lesbo's.
Brenda Nelson
> "If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at Home Depot."
> -- Molly Ivans
If men could get pregnant, not only would abortion be legal, it would
be free they'd serve beer, too.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
Chief Wrangler and Ramrod Emeritus
(Professor of Feline Thermometrics)
EAC Equine Transportation Command/Carne Seca Division
in the Prefecture of Baja, Arizonoa
Mike Painter
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 20:55:27 GMT, "Mike Painter"
> <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>> duke wrote:
>>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400, AngryJohn
>>> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of
>>>>> birth control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it
>>>>> there with the right knee.
>>>
>>>> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>>>
>>> Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make
>>> the make the mistake of giving you credit for being able to think.
>>>
>>
>> Now we see why Earl made a point of claiming that "adults" don't pay
>> attention to proper English. He can't write properly or hasn't
>> figured out that women can get pregnamt.
>
> Women can get "pregnamt"?
adults don't do.
But yes Earl, contrary to what you stated at the start of this thread, women
can get pregnant.
Yang, AthD (h.c)
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:00:36 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:45:06 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 11:36:36 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>>>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>>>>Let me guess, you're a 60 year-old virgin who thinks he knows how to
>>>>run other people's sex lives.
>>>
>>>Haahaahaahaahaa.
>>
>>You're the weakest link, good bye.
>
>Hey chicken little yang, join the marines and become a man.
Het little pussy draft dodger duke, some of the IRR's last fought
during the Vietnam War. Why aren't pussy NeoCon draft dodgers like you
doing the dying in Iraq? I rather see your pussy NeoCon legs get blown
off by a round of RPG than to see another GI killed by your traitor
lies? Why are you NeoCons such pussies?
-----
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Harry F. Leopold
(in article <fb1e5579.0407...@posting.google.com>):
> Subject: Re: If men could get pregnant . . .
> From: be...@lycos.com (Hypatia Kosh)
> Date: Yesterday 12:16
> Newsgroups: alt.atheism
It looks more like alt.sex.fiendish to me.
--
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Hypatia Kosh
> On 12 Jul 2004 10:18:33 -0700, be...@lycos.com (Hypatia Kosh) wrote:
>
> >Gay sex carries little to no pregnancy risk--dolt!
>
> Yet men and women are built in complimentary shapes to suit one another.
>
> Not so with queers and lesbo's.
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
Mark K. Bilbo
<fb1e5579.04071...@posting.google.com> we saw our hero
be...@lycos.com (Hypatia Kosh):
He's just mad nobody will compliment his shape...
AngryJohn
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 20:55:27 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>>duke wrote:
>>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400, AngryJohn
>>> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>>>> control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there
>>>>> with the right knee.
>>>
>>>> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>>>
>>> Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the
>>> make the mistake of giving you credit for being able to think.
>>>
>>
>>Now we see why Earl made a point of claiming that "adults" don't pay
>>attention to proper English. He can't write properly or hasn't figured out
>>that women can get pregnamt.
>
>Women can get "pregnamt"?
>
>
Yes
AngryJohn
>On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 00:55:34 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>>Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the make the mistake of
>>>giving you credit for being able to think.
>
>>You will never cease to amaze me with you ability to stick your foot
>>in your mouth. Read what you write before you hit send.
>
>It still shows everyone what it means when every day at noon you open your mouth and
>change feet.
>
>
Awww dookie, at least come up with you own insult. Too drunk to
think of something on your own just have to rehash what someone else
said? BYW, that question is rhetorical.
AngryJohn
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:42:37 -0400 in episode
><ner2f0pcesfccso9b...@4ax.com> we saw our hero AngryJohn
><AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net>:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 09:52:24 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
>>><kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>>>
>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>>control - put an aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the
>>>right knee.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> So women cannot get pregnant? Dookie stop drinking!
>
><blink> <blink>
>
>Doook wrote "If women could get pregnant?"
>
>So his parents never had "the talk" with him eh?
Heck, his parents never had him so he must just be a figment of my
imagination. Shudder, egad this imagination is horrible. Well,
except for the parts where I get to...........
AngryJohn
>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:00:36 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:45:06 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 11:36:36 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth control - put an
>>>>>aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>>>>Let me guess, you're a 60 year-old virgin who thinks he knows how to
>>>>run other people's sex lives.
>>>
>>>Haahaahaahaahaa.
>>
>>You're the weakest link, good bye.
>
>Hey chicken little yang, join the marines and become a man.
>
>
Dookie was never a marine so by his own definition is not a man. Go
become a man first duookie then tell other people what to do.
AngryJohn
<hleo...@coxyx.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 12:16:44 -0500, Hypatia Kosh wrote
>(in article <fb1e5579.0407...@posting.google.com>):
>
>> Subject: Re: If men could get pregnant . . .
>> From: be...@lycos.com (Hypatia Kosh)
>> Date: Yesterday 12:16
>> Newsgroups: alt.atheism
>>
>> duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
>> news:<puk2f013fle5qathr...@4ax.com>...
>>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 12:54:03 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
>>> <kathrynahun...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> If men could get pregnant they'd make damn sure they wore condoms.
>>>
>>> If women could get pregnant, they'd use the aspirin method of birth
>>> control - put an
>>> aspirin behind the left knee and hold it there with the right knee.
>>
>> Wait ... don't tell me ... I accidently stumbled into alt.sex.fetish, didn't
>> I?
>
>It looks more like alt.sex.fiendish to me.
alt.sex_not.catholicmenthatdonotunderstandtheaspirinstorywasinventedbybaptiststostopdancingnotsex
Harry F. Leopold
(in article <1ra9f0lsqsrv8dcnh...@4ax.com>):
> Subject: Re: If men could get pregnant . . .
> From: AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net>
> Date: Yesterday 22:43
> Reply-To: AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net
> Newsgroups: alt.atheism
I stand, or rather sit, corrected. I had forgotten that I had never heard of
the aspirin story until long after I got out of Catholic school, and from a
non-Catholic.
--
Harry F. Leopold
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Eric Pepke
> "If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at Home Depot."
> -- Molly Ivans
>
Thanks for the irrepressible and amusing Ms. Ivans for a new wrinkle
on a tired old platitude. The mind scampers at images of Stanley Tools.
But seriously, if men could get pregnant, they'd spend a lot of time making
up and cheering stupid platitudes that started "If Women Could Get Pregnant."
Then they'd top it off by complaining about how few birth control options
men had, how they weren't all perfect, and how it all was part of systematic
matriarchal hegemony. They'd complain until they got legislation for Deadbeat
Moms, who are just visitors, because the Tender Years doctrine would protect
them, and the shoe would be on the other foot.
ArWeGod
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> "Discourser" <disco...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> > "If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at Home Depot."
> > -- Molly Ivans
> >
Home Depot sucks. I bought a bench from them 4th of July and it broke under
normal use (3 people sitting / standing on it). I took it back the next day
and the manager wouldn't replace one piece of cracked wood. They are a
lumber store, for Chirstsake. Anyway, when I complained he threatened to
call the cops (actually, he did, but I split).
Has anyone else tried to return something to Home Depot? I thought about
making a "HomeDepotSucks.com" page.
AngryJohn
wrote:
No, never tried to return anything but then I do not buy their
pre-fabbed stuff. I buy the raw materials and make the stuff myself.
Only reason I go, usually, is the are a bit less expensive than Lowes
on material and tools, also there are a lot more of them around when I
need something work related. For anything like assemblies, functional
units, etc... I go to Lowes.
Enkidu
AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net says...
I used to work at a similar chain, "Handyman" ("homers" in Texas). We
took ANYTHING back. I had a customer return a toilet snake after he'd
used it. No, he didn't bother to wipe the shit off. Manager told me to
take it back anyway. He also told me to wash it and return it to stock.
We were one short at inventory, because they didn't think to check at
the landfill.
As far as Home Depot, I much prefer Dixieline. They have a real lumber
yard, saws, planers and all. And they do replace defective products.
--
Enkidu - AA# 2165
EAC Plant Psychologist
http://www.livejournal.com/users/atheist_enkidu/
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing
all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames
them for his own mistakes."
Gene Roddenberry
AngryJohn
wrote:
My choices are Home Depot or Lowes. However, there are some
lumberyards outside the city that have yet to succumb to the pressure
of the big chain stores so this weekend I will be exploring some of
them. The stores you reference are not in this area, Baltimore, that
I know of.
I, personally, have not had a problem returning anything to HD or L,
guess it may depend on the manager. Who knows.....
duke
It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
Like that, mikey?
duke
>Dookie was never a marine so by his own definition is not a man. Go
>become a man first duookie then tell other people what to do.
Hey, angry. Why are you playing catchup - you mommie let you back on the computer?
Now you're parroting what I tell chicken little yang. Can't you come up with your own
stuff?
AngryJohn
>On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 23:38:50 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 17:35:06 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 00:55:34 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make the make the mistake of
>>>>>giving you credit for being able to think.
>>>
>>>>You will never cease to amaze me with you ability to stick your foot
>>>>in your mouth. Read what you write before you hit send.
>>>
>>>It still shows everyone what it means when every day at noon you open your mouth and
>>>change feet.
>
>>Awww dookie, at least come up with you own insult. Too drunk to
>>think of something on your own just have to rehash what someone else
>>said? BYW, that question is rhetorical.
>
>It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>
(sigh) What a moron you are.
>Like that, mikey?
>
Weird, just weird.
AngryJohn
>On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 23:41:08 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>Dookie was never a marine so by his own definition is not a man. Go
>>become a man first duookie then tell other people what to do.
>
>Hey, angry. Why are you playing catchup - you mommie let you back on the computer?
>
>Now you're parroting what I tell chicken little yang. Can't you come up with your own
>stuff?
>
>
Oh the irony...........
Read before you hit send you moronic fuckwit.
duke
>>>>It still shows everyone what it means when every day at noon you open your mouth and
>>>>change feet.
>>>Awww dookie, at least come up with you own insult. Too drunk to
>>>think of something on your own just have to rehash what someone else
>>>said? BYW, that question is rhetorical.
>>It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>(sigh) What a moron you are.
No, really. I am THE one who first said it here in aa, but I'm not the first to say it
overall.
>>Like that, mikey?
>Weird, just weird.
Just you every get embarrassed over the way I outshine you day in and day out here on aa.
You are a glutton for punishment, your having nothing of intelligence to say, of course.
duke
>>>Dookie was never a marine so by his own definition is not a man. Go
>>>become a man first duookie then tell other people what to do.
>>Hey, angry. Why are you playing catchup - you mommie let you back on the computer?
>>Now you're parroting what I tell chicken little yang. Can't you come up with your own
>>stuff?
>Oh the irony...........
See what I mean - nothing intelligent to say - that's your trademark, angry.
Eric Pepke
> Home Depot sucks.
Hmm... We used to have some places called Scotty's around here.
I liked them much better, because for sales staff they employed
really old guys who had been construction workers or at least
puttered around in their shops and so knew something about what
they were talking about. They seem to have vanished.
AngryJohn
>On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 15:51:16 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>It still shows everyone what it means when every day at noon you open your mouth and
>>>>>change feet.
>
>>>>Awww dookie, at least come up with you own insult. Too drunk to
>>>>think of something on your own just have to rehash what someone else
>>>>said? BYW, that question is rhetorical.
>
>>>It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>>(sigh) What a moron you are.
>
>No, really. I am THE one who first said it here in aa, but I'm not the first to say it
>overall.
>
Now you are so far off the deep end that hospitalization may be the
only reasonable course of action for you. Please cite the exact
message, date and time, where you were the first to ever reference
foot in mouth on usenet. While you are at it, provide the proof that
no on else ever, ever, ever, independent of you, made such a
reference.
See dookie, you just stuck your foot in your mouth again.
>>>Like that, mikey?
>>Weird, just weird.
>
>Just you every get embarrassed over the way I outshine you day in and day out here on aa.
>You are a glutton for punishment, your having nothing of intelligence to say, of course.
>
>
>
Bwaaahahahaha
AngryJohn
>On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 15:51:54 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>>>Dookie was never a marine so by his own definition is not a man. Go
>>>>become a man first duookie then tell other people what to do.
>
>>>Hey, angry. Why are you playing catchup - you mommie let you back on the computer?
>>>Now you're parroting what I tell chicken little yang. Can't you come up with your own
>>>stuff?
>>Oh the irony...........
>
>See what I mean - nothing intelligent to say - that's your trademark, angry.
>
>
>
I enjoy watching you admit to not being a man.
duke
>>>>It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>>>(sigh) What a moron you are.
>>No, really. I am THE one who first said it here in aa, but I'm not the first to say it
>>overall.
>Now you are so far off the deep end that hospitalization may be the
>only reasonable course of action for you. Please cite the exact
>message, date and time, where you were the first to ever reference
>foot in mouth on usenet.
I don't remember.
> While you are at it, provide the proof that
>no on else ever, ever, ever, independent of you, made such a
>reference.
I said here on aa.
>See dookie, you just stuck your foot in your mouth again.
Why?
duke
*****
Matthew 11
28"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened,
and I will give you rest. 29Take my yoke upon you
and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in
heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
30For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."
*****
duke
>I enjoy watching you admit to not being a man.
Where?
Mike Painter
> On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 23:38:50 -0400, AngryJohn
> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 17:35:06 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 00:55:34 -0400, AngryJohn
>>> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Congratulations, angry - you never cease to amaze those that make
>>>>> the make the mistake of giving you credit for being able to think.
>>>
>>>> You will never cease to amaze me with you ability to stick your
>>>> foot in your mouth. Read what you write before you hit send.
>>>
>>> It still shows everyone what it means when every day at noon you
>>> open your mouth and change feet.
>
>> Awww dookie, at least come up with you own insult. Too drunk to
>> think of something on your own just have to rehash what someone else
>> said? BYW, that question is rhetorical.
>
> It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>
> Like that, mikey?
That you *may* have gone to an "engineering school" seems much closer to the
truth than your other claims.
You do not demonstrate the knowledge that an engineer would aquire at a
university.
You do not demonstrate the training that an engineer would aquire at a
university.
You do not demonstrate the education that an engineer would aquire at a
university.
You do not demonstrate the cultureal language that anybody would aquire at
a university.
Mike Painter
> On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 09:12:06 -0400, AngryJohn
> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>>>> It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>>>> (sigh) What a moron you are.
>
>>> No, really. I am THE one who first said it here in aa, but I'm not
>>> the first to say it overall.
>
>> Now you are so far off the deep end that hospitalization may be the
>> only reasonable course of action for you. Please cite the exact
>> message, date and time, where you were the first to ever reference
>> foot in mouth on usenet.
>
> I don't remember.
>
>> While you are at it, provide the proof that
>> no on else ever, ever, ever, independent of you, made such a
>> reference.
>
> I said here on aa.
>
>> See dookie, you just stuck your foot in your mouth again.
>
> Why?
Angry was wrong. You have again stuck both feet in your mouth and unless
sitting have another sore on your butt.
You have claimed in the past that you have all the posts... oops I just
rememebered, you had to start over when you became an open relay, got kicked
off a service and werer too stupid to solve the problem with the help
available.
None the less any person with minimal skills could find that out is short
order.
Mike Painter
> On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 09:12:45 -0400, AngryJohn
> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>> I enjoy watching you admit to not being a man.
>
> Where?
>
I've got to get a keyboard cover. Earl again does not read, with any
comprehension, what he or others have written.
His inibility to even figure it out shows either a lack of education or a
decreased mental capacity.
AngryJohn
>On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 09:12:06 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>>>>(sigh) What a moron you are.
>
>>>No, really. I am THE one who first said it here in aa, but I'm not the first to say it
>>>overall.
>
>>Now you are so far off the deep end that hospitalization may be the
>>only reasonable course of action for you. Please cite the exact
>>message, date and time, where you were the first to ever reference
>>foot in mouth on usenet.
>
>I don't remember.
>
Senility
>> While you are at it, provide the proof that
>>no on else ever, ever, ever, independent of you, made such a
>>reference.
>
>I said here on aa.
>
Prove it or shut up.
>>See dookie, you just stuck your foot in your mouth again.
>
>Why?
>
>
both feet now.
AngryJohn
<mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>duke wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 09:12:06 -0400, AngryJohn
>> <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> It is mine, angry, from my life at engineering school.
>>>>> (sigh) What a moron you are.
>>
>>>> No, really. I am THE one who first said it here in aa, but I'm not
>>>> the first to say it overall.
>>
>>> Now you are so far off the deep end that hospitalization may be the
>>> only reasonable course of action for you. Please cite the exact
>>> message, date and time, where you were the first to ever reference
>>> foot in mouth on usenet.
>>
>> I don't remember.
>>
>>> While you are at it, provide the proof that
>>> no on else ever, ever, ever, independent of you, made such a
>>> reference.
>>
>> I said here on aa.
>>
>>> See dookie, you just stuck your foot in your mouth again.
>>
>> Why?
>
>Angry was wrong. You have again stuck both feet in your mouth and unless
>sitting have another sore on your butt.
>
I stand corrected.
>You have claimed in the past that you have all the posts... oops I just
>rememebered, you had to start over when you became an open relay, got kicked
>off a service and werer too stupid to solve the problem with the help
>available.
>
>None the less any person with minimal skills could find that out is short
>order.
>
>
>
>
------------------------------
AngryJohn
Both
AngryJohn
>On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 09:12:45 -0400, AngryJohn <AngryJo...@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
>
>>I enjoy watching you admit to not being a man.
>
>Where?
>
Learn to read
ArWeGod
news:dgrbf0d24s8f1evjg...@4ax.com...
This guy was a real dick! He did offer a cheap piece of pine to replace the
piece I brought back, but it's a specially treated redwood, meant for 20
years in the backyard - I didn't want a cheap ass 2x4! I asked him to just
open a kit like I had, give me my crossbar; ship the defective part back to
the manufacturer. No way! And there's no contact info on the kit, so I am
just SOL. I looked it up in Google, HD website, etc. No dice. I ended up
putting the crossbar back on.
It really sucks to have something meant for permanent outdoor furniture and
everytime someone shifts their weight it creaks and snaps. I'm sure that
soon it will just break and I'll have to buy another one. But it won't be
from Home Depot.
Fuck Home Depot.
Just my 2 cents.
--
ArWeRippedOff
AngryJohn
wrote:
And it is your 2 cents to spend where you like. There are some stores
I will not return to because of events like the above. Their loss,
always somebody else willing to take my money.