Walter Brameld
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I am more in line with a bracelet that says, "WTFCWJWD" (Who the fuck
cares what Jesus would do?)
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>Walter Brameld
>email: bu...@bigfoot.com
>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?"
If I went into a 7-11 and they didn't have Sobe' Green Tea,
I'd probably burn the place to the ground (Mark 11:14).
If a woman with a foreign accent came to me begging for help,
I wouldn't give it to her until she knelt down and said that she was
an animal, fit only to receive the leftovers I and my countrymen might
deign to scatter at our feet (Matt 15:25).
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>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>Would Jesus Do)?
How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
<ducks>
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Oh no you don't!! Your not going anywhere until you apologize good and
proper! ;)
Enquiring minds want to know....
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>raven1 wrote in message <36cb280...@news.erols.com>...
>|On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 18:36:45 GMT, bu...@bigfoot.NOSPAM.com (Walter
>|Brameld) wrote:
>|
>|>
>|>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>|>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>|>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>|>Would Jesus Do)?
>|
>|How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
>|
>|<ducks>
>
>Oh no you don't!! Your not going anywhere until you apologize good and
>proper! ;)
Ow! I'm sorry Lorelei! Now put down that riding crop! (Or at least
wait until we have some privacy!)
>
>Enquiring minds want to know....
Want to know what? About Scooby?
Methinks that this was actually one of the most underrated shows about
drugs in TV history! 4 kids riding around in a garishly painted van
(following the Dead, maybe?) who see ghosts, always have the munchies,
and think their dog can talk! A classic.
Of course, in real life, State Troopers would have pulled them over
every ten minutes and searched the van. Wonder what was in those
"Scooby Snacks" anyway!
I still vote for "WTFC?" If some one orders up a bunch, I'll buy
a couple.
Cheers,
-- Arne Langsetmo
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Walter Brameld wrote in message <36cb0b7b....@news.twave.net>...
>
>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>Would Jesus Do)?
>
>Walter Brameld
>email: bu...@bigfoot.com
I kind of like "YYBBGGGGS" myself (figure it out).
Besides, it's unique enough not to be a WWJD clone, and is pretty
damned catchy.
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>>I kind of like "YYBBGGGGS" myself (figure it out).
>Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
>Am I close?
I would tell you that you're getting warm...
...but then, that would be a lie. :b
You're reading too much into it. All the information needed
to interpret it is already there.
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>Walter Brameld wrote in message <36cb0b7b....@news.twave.net>...
>>
>>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>>Would Jesus Do)?
>
>I kind of like "YYBBGGGGS" myself (figure it out).
>
>Besides, it's unique enough not to be a WWJD clone, and is pretty
>damned catchy.
Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
Am I close?
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>Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
Yes, you bad boy, Go-go-go-Gatesville Snorky!
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But I don't wanna wait <pouts>....
Okay.. you can have it your way... this time! But just remember.. this
ain't Burger King so don't get used to it!
Just you wait till I get you alone..... ;)
|>Enquiring minds want to know....
|
|Want to know what? About Scooby?
|
|Methinks that this was actually one of the most underrated shows about
|drugs in TV history! 4 kids riding around in a garishly painted van
|(following the Dead, maybe?) who see ghosts, always have the munchies,
|and think their dog can talk! A classic.
Your telling me that dogs can't talk? Hmmm.. better ask Lisa for another
evaluation...................................
|Of course, in real life, State Troopers would have pulled them over
|every ten minutes and searched the van. Wonder what was in those
|"Scooby Snacks" anyway!
heh... I've got my idea's
Enquiring minds want to know....
Lady Lorelei aa #1049 EAC member #97
What Would Jesus Do?
He would get drunk, call up a few members of his jewish entourage, they'd all
go walking around town to spread the news whilst really high, he'd loose them
at a bar to go to some chick's house, and get laid.
So remember, folks, what Jesus would do. He'd make a big asshole out of
himself.
Sara.
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them
personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me." - Jack Handy, Deep
Thoughts
>>>Besides, it's unique enough not to be a WWJD clone, and is pretty
>>>damned catchy.
>>Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
>Yes, you bad boy, Go-go-go-Gatesville Snorky!
Whoah! It's not an anacronym guys!
I tell you what--I'll personally _KISS_ the first redheaded sexy female
freethinker who figures it out.
>
>raven1 wrote in message <36cc49c...@news.erols.com>...
>|On 17 Feb 1999 22:11:39 GMT, "Lorelei" <6...@hell.com> wrote:
>|
>|>
>|>raven1 wrote in message <36cb280...@news.erols.com>...
>|>|On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 18:36:45 GMT, bu...@bigfoot.NOSPAM.com (Walter
>|>|Brameld) wrote:
>|>|
>|>|>
>|>|>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>|>|>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>|>|>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>|>|>Would Jesus Do)?
>|>|
>|>|How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
>|>|
>|>|<ducks>
>|>
>|>Oh no you don't!! Your not going anywhere until you apologize good and
>|>proper! ;)
>|
>|Ow! I'm sorry Lorelei! Now put down that riding crop! (Or at least
>|wait until we have some privacy!)
>
>But I don't wanna wait <pouts>....
>
>Okay.. you can have it your way... this time! But just remember.. this
>ain't Burger King so don't get used to it!
>
>Just you wait till I get you alone..... ;)
Promises, promises!
>
>|>Enquiring minds want to know....
>|
>|Want to know what? About Scooby?
>|
>|Methinks that this was actually one of the most underrated shows about
>|drugs in TV history! 4 kids riding around in a garishly painted van
>|(following the Dead, maybe?) who see ghosts, always have the munchies,
>|and think their dog can talk! A classic.
>
>Your telling me that dogs can't talk? Hmmm.. better ask Lisa for another
>evaluation...................................
>
>|Of course, in real life, State Troopers would have pulled them over
>|every ten minutes and searched the van. Wonder what was in those
>|"Scooby Snacks" anyway!
>
>heh... I've got my idea's
I'm sure you do!
OIC. Phonetic. He-he-he. :-)
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>Brian Westley wrote in message ...
>>hat...@fastlane.net (John Hattan) writes:
>>>"Joshua Lusion I" <lus...@tiac.net> wrote:
>[...]
>>>>I kind of like "YYBBGGGGS" myself (figure it out).
>
>>>>Besides, it's unique enough not to be a WWJD clone, and is pretty
>>>>damned catchy.
>
>>>Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
>
>>Yes, you bad boy, Go-go-go-Gatesville Snorky!
>
>Whoah! It's not an anacronym guys!
Too wise to be for Jesus.
>I tell you what--I'll personally _KISS_ the first redheaded sexy female
>freethinker who figures it out.
And I meet all criteria to claim the prize!
Liz #658 BAAWA
Liz, you like most people do not want to have faith in
things which have no basis in reality. -- josalt
>Walter Brameld wrote:
>>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>>Would Jesus Do)?
>How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
Huh? I thought WWSD stood for, "What Would Stix Do."
Stix
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Mysticism is a disease of the mind."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ooops. I thought "Why be Jesus?" A perfectly reasonable question
for a person that looks like me. I kind of like breathing, and my
reincarnation skills are rusty. I _was_ wondering about the repeated
"Y"s and "B"s. . . .
>>I tell you what--I'll personally _KISS_ the first redheaded sexy
>>female freethinker who figures it out.
>
> And I meet all criteria to claim the prize!
I don't. Nothing lost. ;-)
All I can make out of this is something like:
y's b's g's s
wise bees jeez-s
or maybe Why be Jesus? But that would be just YBGGS
Beats me!
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Most of the time when I spot one of those, I proclaim,
"Hey! Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts? =)
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The 8 in my return address is a spamblock.
lets see:
2 Ys, 2 B, 4 G's, S
Nah, I must be too blond.........
Sarah
>"Joshua Lusion I" <lus...@tiac.net> wrote:
>>Walter Brameld wrote in message <36cb0b7b....@news.twave.net>...
>>>
>>>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>>>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>>>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>>>Would Jesus Do)?
>>
>>I kind of like "YYBBGGGGS" myself (figure it out).
>>
>>Besides, it's unique enough not to be a WWJD clone, and is pretty
>>damned catchy.
>Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
2 y's
2 b's
4 g's
s
Jeff/addesign a.a #1063
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I always thought it meant "We Want Jack Daniels" but i be damned.
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I love it! Who Wants Jelly Donuts?! Hah! If anyone in my office shows
up wearing one of those bracelets, that's exactly what I'll say to them.
Mickey
[>On 17 Feb 1999 22:11:39 GMT, "Lorelei" <6...@hell.com> wrote:
[>
[>>
[>>raven1 wrote in message <36cb280...@news.erols.com>...
[>>|On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 18:36:45 GMT, bu...@bigfoot.NOSPAM.com (Walter
[>>|Brameld) wrote:
[>>|
[>>|>
[>>|>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets
sporting
[>>|>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you
guys
[>>|>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
[>>|>Would Jesus Do)?
[>>|
[>>|How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
[>>|
[>>|<ducks>
[>>
[>>Oh no you don't!! Your not going anywhere until you apologize
good and
[>>proper! ;)
[>
[>Ow! I'm sorry Lorelei! Now put down that riding crop! (Or at least
[>wait until we have some privacy!)
[>
[>>
[>>Enquiring minds want to know....
[>
[>Want to know what? About Scooby?
[>
[>Methinks that this was actually one of the most underrated shows
about
[>drugs in TV history! 4 kids riding around in a garishly painted van
[>(following the Dead, maybe?) who see ghosts, always have the
munchies,
[>and think their dog can talk! A classic.
[>
[>Of course, in real life, State Troopers would have pulled them over
[>every ten minutes and searched the van. Wonder what was in those
[>"Scooby Snacks" anyway!
Heh...all sorts of varied [ahem] "controlled" [laughter-uncontrolled]
substances...
Stoney
[>
[>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those
[>bracelets sporting "WWJD," which means "What Would
[> Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys think of the idea
[>of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
[>Would Jesus Do)?
Not much. It's all irrelavant.
Stoney
[>Brian Westley wrote in message ...
[>>hat...@fastlane.net (John Hattan) writes:
[>>>"Joshua Lusion I" <lus...@tiac.net> wrote:
[>[...]
[>>>>I kind of like "YYBBGGGGS" myself (figure it out).
[>
[>>>>Besides, it's unique enough not to be a WWJD clone, and is pretty
[>>>>damned catchy.
[>
[>>>Yikes, you've boinked Bob Guccione's giant gray garden slug!
[>
[>>Yes, you bad boy, Go-go-go-Gatesville Snorky!
[>
[>
[>Whoah! It's not an anacronym guys!
[>
[>I tell you what--I'll personally _KISS_ the first redheaded sexy
female
[>freethinker who figures it out.
[>
why be jesus?
Stoney
OOhhh.... VERY Good!
I quit after 'Why be Jesus'. But I think you have nailed it. = )
-Dexter
I like. I might make up one so I can slip it on if I see someone in a WWJD.
Yep, red got it right.
>-Dexter
>I like. I might make up one so I can slip it on if I see someone in a WWJD.
...if you make one up, correct it for me will ya? It was supposed
to be YY2BGGGGS
>On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 18:36:45 GMT, bu...@bigfoot.NOSPAM.com (Walter
>Brameld) wrote:
>
>>
>>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>>Would Jesus Do)?
>
>How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
LOL! That's fucking hilarious!
If someone printed up a decent T-shirt
of that, I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
John Patrick, alt.atheist #1458
==================================================
"People come up to me: 'Bill, quit talking about
Kennedy, man! Let it go! It was a long time ago,
would you just forget about it.' I'm like, 'Ok,
then don't bring up Jesus to me.' As long as we're
talking shelf life here." - Bill Hicks
> >>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
> >>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
> >>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
> >>Would Jesus Do)?
> >How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
> LOL! That's fucking hilarious!
> If someone printed up a decent T-shirt
> of that, I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
I've been trying to get myself a t-shirt that says WWUD:
"What Would Urd Do?" (Anime fans will get this one.)
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>jpdi...@mindspring.com wrote:
>> psyched...@erols.com (raven1) wrote:
>> >bu...@bigfoot.NOSPAM.com (Walter Brameld) wrote:
>
>> >>I'm sure many of you have seen people wearing those bracelets sporting
>> >>"WWJD," which means "What Would Jesus Do?" Well, what would you guys
>> >>think of the idea of a bracelet that says "WTFWJD" (What The Fuck
>> >>Would Jesus Do)?
>
>> >How about WWSD: "What would Scooby Doo?"
>
>> LOL! That's fucking hilarious!
>> If someone printed up a decent T-shirt
>> of that, I'd buy it in a heartbeat!
>
>I've been trying to get myself a t-shirt that says WWUD:
>"What Would Urd Do?" (Anime fans will get this one.)
I don't know much about Anime, just that some of them are seriously
twisted. Would Urd qualify?
John Patrick, alt.atheist #1458
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"They say that God makes problems
Just to see what you can stand
Before you do as the Devil pleases
And give up the thing you love
But no one deserves it" - Elliot Smith, "Pitseleh"
When Will Jesus Die?
-chaos
> >I've been trying to get myself a t-shirt that says WWUD:
> >"What Would Urd Do?" (Anime fans will get this one.)
> I don't know much about Anime, just that some of them are seriously
> twisted. Would Urd qualify?
Not really. Urd is a character from a show called "Oh My Goddess",
which is a romantic comedy. It is about the Norse goddess Beldandy
(goddess of the present; one of the Norns) who comes down from
Heaven and accidentally gets a mortal boy friend. Urd is her older
sister, the goddess of the past. Beldandy is nice, sweet, gentle,
and completely innocent. Urd is smart, sexy, rather loose, and
likes to get drunk. In other words, she's perfectly normal. ^_^
[>: >> "Hey! Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts? =)
[>
[>When Will Jesus Die?
Doesn't work. Jesus did two thousand years ago.
He went GOSUB and did not RETURN.
[>-chaos
Stoney
That's really very clever. The frst time I saw one of these things, I asked
what it was supposed to mean, and was told 'what would Jesus do'. My first
response was 'PDRA', which I defined as 'probably disturb the Romans again'.
But YY2BGGGGS is far better.
Time to have a TShirt made, I think =)
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