Re: My blessed internet went down on me today

[Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess]

On Mon, 20 May 2013 07:36:48 +0000 (UTC)
Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Devils Advocaat <manky...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:bf03b042-f58e-4371...@a6g2000vbf.googlegroups.com:
> > On 20 May, 08:19, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> God was angry today because he struck our Church's internet
> >> connection wi
> > th
> >> a thick bolt of lightning!  I warned my ISP before that their
> >> refusal t
> > o
> >> block porn will be their undoing, but after God's message today
> >> they stil
> > l
> >> refuse to change their wicked ways.
> >>
> >> I even graciously offered to apportion a small part of the Church
> >> land to house their equipment, but they said that we have too many
> >> problems with floods because one of the members of our church has
> >> been leaking progress of the Turkish steam bath project without
> >> asking our marketing girl for permission first.  This has lead to
> >> the problems with our pipes being exaggerated and making me
> >> extremely busy with flood damage control duties
> > .
> >>
> >> After an arduous day without internet I am finally back online
> >> again and can continue to save your souls.  Fear not, there is
> >> still hope for som
> > e of
> >> you atheists, you only need to believe and diligently attend
> >> sermons.
> >>
> >> Amen.
> >>
> >> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
> >> Good Old Gospel Ship Church
> >
> > In response to your subject line ...
> >
> > Which port did you use?
>
> I'm getting sick and tired of your Atheist toilet humor! You are not
> an advocat, you are an agent of Lucifer, and your mockery binds you
> to the will of the Devil! God will forsake you for your sinful
> blasphemes!

That question didn't involve any toilet humour, he was just wondering
which "internet port" you used. He was probably trying to help you,
but your prejudice about atheists seems to have clouded any capability
you might have had to figure that out.

--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"When it comes to religion, we're not two sides of the same coin, and
you don't get to put your unreason upon the same shelf with my reason.
Your stuff has to go on the shelf over there with Zeus and Thor and
McCracken, with the stuff that is not evidence-based."
-- Bill Maher

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <20130520010604.c994...@fidemturbare.com>,

"Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"

What else do you expect from Zachie?

--

JD

"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden

[Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess]

Ha ha! Was that sarcasm or a rhetorical question?

--

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

"Billions upon billions of years of random mutations can lead to
astonishing results. But then, so can 6,000 year of inbreeding."
-- Tronscend Furu (April 6, 2012)

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <20130520015239.825e...@fidemturbare.com>,

Yes.

[Samuel Harrigon]

Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in
news:hlwdjsd2-4ED9E8...@news.giganews.com:

You Atheists are confused. You need to go to church on Sundays to cure
your mental illness with a dose of Heavenly reality.

[Fidem Turbāre,]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:59:18 +0000 (UTC)
Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"

> <god...@fidemturbare.com> wrote in
> news:20130520113019.048d...@fidemturbare.com:
> > On Mon, 20 May 2013 06:28:53 -0700
> > kni...@baawa.com wrote:

> >> On Mon, 20 May 2013 07:19:37 +0000 (UTC), Samuel Harrigon
> >> <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >God was angry today because he struck our Church's internet

> >> >connection with a thick bolt of lightning! I warned my ISP before
> >> >that their refusal to block porn will be their undoing, but after
> >> >God's message today they still refuse to change their wicked ways.

> >> >
> >> >I even graciously offered to apportion a small part of the Church
> >> >land to house their equipment, but they said that we have too many
> >> >problems with floods because one of the members of our church has
> >> >been leaking progress of the Turkish steam bath project without
> >> >asking our marketing girl for permission first. This has lead to
> >> >the problems with our pipes being exaggerated and making me
> >> >extremely busy with flood damage control duties.
> >> >
> >> >After an arduous day without internet I am finally back online
> >> >again and can continue to save your souls. Fear not, there is

> >> >still hope for some of you atheists, you only need to believe and
> >> >diligently attend sermons.
> >>
> >> It's really a sad state of affairs when you can't tell a
> >> trolling asshole from a real theist.
> >
> > Ha ha! Sometimes I wonder if he's really an atheist who just hasn't
> > come out of the closet yet.
> >
>
> I'm sick and tired of you too! The both of you are what's wrong with
> this great Christian nation! You are poisoning the world with your
> offensive blasphemy and mockery and it's high time you two got some
> therapy for your mental illness that causes your Atheism (God tells
> me there's a medication for that called divalproex sodium that
> biblical psychiatrists perscribe to fix broken Atheist brain
> chemistry that is quickly becoming a worrisome epidemic because

That's dangerous medicine. If your psychiatrist is prescribing that,
then they'd better have a very good reason for it.

Atheism is not an epidemic, it's human nature.

> Satan's army is making babies down there).

Ha ha! See? That's another reason why the Roman Catholic Church
should have been advocating birth control all these years.

> The fact is that you Atheists are all mentally ill and you all need
> to see doctors to get a cure for your Atheism and go to Church to
> prevent a relapse to your belief that there is no God.

That looks like a recipe for brainwashing.

> Please join me in prayer for Steve and Fidem that God will give them
> some extra wisdom to see the errors of their follies and to get them
> to admit to their problem - the first step to helping themselfs.
>
> Amen.

Was "extra wisdom" intended to be a back-handed compliment?

--
Fidem Turbāre, the non-existent atheist goddess
"Nice people have nice gods, and they'd still be nice without them."
-- Christopher A. Lee (August 1, 2012)

[Fidem Turbāre,]

On Mon, 20 May 2013 14:36:15 -0700

Thanks for confirming that I'm correct about one or both. Clarity and
straight-forward discourse is great, isn't it?

--
Fidem Turbāre, the non-existent atheist goddess

"Republicans are to Patriotism what Pimps are to Feminism."
-- Doc Smartass (June 25, 2012)

[Constance Knoring]

Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:XnsA1C74E3D...@94.75.214.90:

> Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in
> news:hlwdjsd2-4ED9E8...@news.giganews.com:
>
>> In article <20130520015239.825e...@fidemturbare.com>,
>> "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"
>> <god...@fidemturbare.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 01:11:21 -0700
>>> Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>>> > In article
>>> > <20130520010604.c994...@fidemturbare.com>,
>>> > "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"
>>> > <god...@fidemturbare.com> wrote:
>>> > > On Mon, 20 May 2013 07:36:48 +0000 (UTC)
>>> > > Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > > > Devils Advocaat <manky...@gmail.com> wrote in

>>> > > > news:bf03b042-f58e-4371-9c32-
16ff17...@a6g2000vbf.googlegroup

most off the fuckin churches i went two pissed me off and so fucky i lit
m on fire anned one day i got cott anned went 2 prisen1111111111!!!!!!

fuck life fuckin sucks!!!!!!!!! u reverand fuckers make it hell!!!!!!!!

[%]

that's because you didn't piss up yourself , rope

[Constance Knoring]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:FpednaLWuZK9NwPM...@giganews.com:

fuck u fciuking reetard!!!!!!!!

doned u no nothing usefull oar do u juss gotta be a fuckup all yore
life?????????? yore such a uselisss fuckin fucker!!!!!!!!!!

yo mamma rpolly dropped u outta the crib wen u war littel , anned thas y
u got a brane damage u fuckin dumm fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!