Witziges Rätsel wrote:
> On 25/01/2012 8:11 AM, mr_antone wrote:
>> An Atheist in the Woods
>>
>> (skip)
not everyone is as dour and humourless as atheists
<unsnip the joke>
>> An atheist was walking through the woods.
>> "What majestic trees!"
>> "What powerful rivers!"
>> "What beautiful animals!"
>> He said to himself.
>>
>> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
>> bushes behind him.
>>
>> He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
>>
>> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder&
>> saw that the bear was closing in on him.
>>
>> He looked over his shoulder again,& the bear was even closer.
>>
>> He tripped& fell on the ground.
>>
>> He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
>> top of him, reaching for him with his left paw& raising his right paw
>> to strike him.
>>
>> At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
>>
>> Time Stopped.
>> The bear froze.
>> The forest was silent.
>>
>> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
>>
>> "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
>> and even credit creation to cosmic accident."
>> "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
>>
>> "Am I to count you as a believer?"
>>
>> The atheist looked directly into the light, "Oh, no, but perhaps
>> you could make the BEAR a Christian."
>>
>> "Very Well," said the voice.
>>
>> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
>> dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head&
>> spoke:
>>
>> 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
>> through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
>
> Do all Christians think that bears can speak?
Are all atheists humourless trolls? CLearly you take ATHEIST JOKES
far more seriously: B^D
Ex- Atheist, now Prophet, Richard Dawkins claims a "superpowerful
intelligent and moral energy" entity, "like God", is plausible and
could have 'evolved' somewhere in the Universe "by an explicable
scientific progression of incremental evolution", (which no
atheist can explain). B^D
Compared to that, talking bears is a trivial change!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA
# "After two hours of conversation, Professor Dawkins walks far afield.
# He talks of the possibility that we might co-evolve with computers, a
# silicon destiny. And he’s intrigued by the playful, even soul-stirring
# writings of Freeman Dyson, the theoretical physicist.
#
# 'In one essay, Professor Dyson casts millions of speculative years
# into the future. Our galaxy is dying and humans have evolved into
# something like bolts of superpowerful intelligent and moral energy.
#
# Doesn’t that description sound an awful lot like God?
#
# "Certainly," Professor Dawkins replies. "It’s highly plausible that
# in the universe there are God-like creatures."
#
# He raises his hand, just in case a reader thinks he’s gone around a
# religious bend. "It’s very important to understand that these Gods
# came into being by an explicable scientific progression of
# incremental evolution."'
#
# Could they be immortal? The professor shrugs.
#
# “Probably not.” He smiles and adds, “But I
# wouldn’t want to be too dogmatic about that.”"
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/20/science/20dawkins.html?pagewanted=all
Your Prophet Dawkins claims "bolts of superpowerful intelligent and
moral energy", like God, exist, and that they evolved.
then Talking Bears can evolve in the exactly the same way.
Of course, Atheists claim God does not exist, but bears do,
for them to speak is a much smaller evolutionary step, compared to
atheist God's evolving out of Dawkins arse after breeding himself.
Dawkins said such things are explicable, go ask him for the explanation.
"Certainly," Professor Dawkins replies. "It’s highly plausible that
in the universe there are God-like creatures."
If atheists believe "These Gods came into being.." in the manner
Prophet Dawkins claims, but no one can prove ,
then "It’s very important to understand that these talking bears
came into being by an explicable scientific progression of
incremental evolution."
Uh Huh! B^D
So, which atheist is going to explain the inexplicable,
unscientific, BELIEF in "these {atheist] Gods", with no proof
whatsoever, and show us the evidence of how, and where, God evolved?
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