The Revolution of the Species?
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
to the other species --the little mammals... Does the subjugated
species have the option to rebel in the name of SURVIVAL?
This is a question that must be addressed sometime in the near future
as our planet is threatened by mass extinction.
WHEN? The year 2012 sounds good to me... HOW? We all stop working
January 1st of that year until our demands are met. General strike!
The list of demands is coming soon, and you may add your own.
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"Our first martyr may have been a proto-mammal that looked like a
mouse. Have you noticed how smart mice are?"
The Chief Instigator
> You know, like one dominant species --the dinosaurs-- denies evolution
> to the other species --the little mammals... Does the subjugated
> species have the option to rebel in the name of SURVIVAL?
>
> This is a question that must be addressed sometime in the near future
> as our planet is threatened by mass extinction.
>
> WHEN? The year 2012 sounds good to me... HOW? We all stop working
> January 1st of that year until our demands are met. General strike!
>
> The list of demands is coming soon, and you may add your own.
When the wife and I wake up the morning the Mayan calendar starts a new
cycle, it'll be fun watching the 2012 nitwits making even worse nuisances of
themselves.
--
Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas
www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php (TCI's 2009-10 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 3, Houston 2 (OT, December 4)
NEXT GAME: Friday, December 11 vs. Peoria, 7:35
zobnas
"His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic
news:296da73b-bbec-4960...@c3g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> You know, like one dominant species --the dinosaurs-- denies evolution
> to the other species --the little mammals... Does the subjugated
> species have the option to rebel in the name of SURVIVAL?
>
> This is a question that must be addressed sometime in the near future
> as our planet is threatened by mass extinction.
>
> WHEN? The year 2012 sounds good to me... HOW? We all stop working
> January 1st of that year until our demands are met. General strike!
>
> The list of demands is coming soon, and you may add your own.
>
Banana, King Of The Apes in 2012;
http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3me3oe5O55Ub5S79c8277d0e96aac4131c.jpg
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> "His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:296da73b-bbec-4960...@c3g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > You know, like one dominant species --the dinosaurs-- denies evolution
> > to the other species --the little mammals... Does the subjugated
> > species have the option to rebel in the name of SURVIVAL?
>
> > This is a question that must be addressed sometime in the near future
> > as our planet is threatened by mass extinction.
>
> > WHEN? The year 2012 sounds good to me... HOW? We all stop working
> > January 1st of that year until our demands are met. General strike!
>
> > The list of demands is coming soon, and you may add your own.
>
> Banana, King Of The Apes in 2012;http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3me3oe5O55Ub5S79c8277d0e96aac4131c.jpg
What's the symbolism of the vultures? For one, I know the vultures do
NOT like the revolution.
All the killing and mayhem in the jungle is good business for them.
jimbat
jimbat
were a single species. Rather, there were thousands of species of
dinosaurs during their 150-million year reign. Dinosaurs were a type
of reptile that evolved in response to the Permian Extinction. In
addition, there were pterosaurs and plesiosaurs, which some confuse
with dinosaurs. These two classes of reptiles left no descendants.
Dinosaurs, however, did. They are called birds, also not a single
species.
The dinosaurs were favored because the Permian extinction was
associated with a very low oxygen content in the atmosphere, so low
that we would smother, as if we were in the Death Zone above 26,000',
and they had a far superior mechanism of respiration to the mammal-
like reptiles, from which we descended. Birds retain the dinosaur
respiration mechanism, which is why they can fly over 30,000' with no
problem. We inefficient mammals breathe in oxygen then breathe out
carbon dioxide. Dinosaurs and their descendants the birds only
breathe oxygen in, but get rid of the carbon dioxide by other means.
It is an annoyingly common blunder to say that the dinosaurs went
extinct at the K-T boundary at the end of the Cretaceous. The
Chicxulub asteroidal impact killed virtually all large land and sea
species, not just large dinosaurs. Small dinosaurs and well-
established mammals survived, as did some already evolved birds. The
small dinosaurs had already evolved feathers for warmth and so became
birds. As an aside, there is a misconception that feathers evolved
from reptile scales. In fact, as can be observed by the growth of
feathers in birds, they arise from skin cells, as do our hairs.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
And you simply ignore that the "dinosaur" is metaphorical language for
anything big and stupid...
EVOLVE OR...
Once upon a time lived a race of dinosaurs whose violence and appetite
alarmed everybody... One day a Little Ant, tired of feeling stepped
upon, and worried about her cooperative enterprise, came up to the
Americanus Raptor --the biggest dinosaur of them all-- and asked: "Why
you eat and eat everything in your path? Why don't you slim down? Why
can't we little animals at least have our own way? You can't deny
evolution, you know." Then the dinosaur, blowing the Little Ant away,
shouted: "Bigger is better, so get lost!"
And it is said that the Little Ant, later, gathered the whole
cooperative and said: "Comrades, our world is being threatened by the
dinosaurs, so..." And at that precise moment the Earth was hit by a
big ball of fire, destroying all but the small animals...
Moral: "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the
most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." -Charles
Darwin
Rats-dog *
Yeah, and what is this bulshit about being evolved from monkeys?
Nightmare conspiracys about reptiles. yet my dads family name is
Tidey, from Tardiff, a small welsh bird. My mothers family were
Knudsons, and my G. Grandfathers first name is Knute........My mom got
taunted in school, " Becker Becker, the woody woodpecker"
my skin gets dry and scaly if I don't mousturize, my my...
Has anyone ever thought that HUE-MA*Ns might have some reptillian DNA,
or been honest, ayt least with ourselves, about our Reptilian Brains,
and impulses.....
JUST MY THOUGHTS....
Boomer
Teresita
> When the wife and I wake up the morning the Mayan calendar starts a new
> cycle, it'll be fun watching the 2012 nitwits making even worse nuisances of
> themselves.
Almost as much fun as when Jack Van Impe said Y2K was the rapture.
--
Teresita
http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/
The Chief Instigator
> On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:36:52 +0000, The Chief Instigator wrote:
>
>> When the wife and I wake up the morning the Mayan calendar starts a new
>> cycle, it'll be fun watching the 2012 nitwits making even worse nuisances of
>> themselves.
>
> Almost as much fun as when Jack Van Impe said Y2K was the rapture.
Yep...and her 61st birthday will be that day. (I'll be 31 days past 57�.)
--
Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas
www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php (TCI's 2009-10 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 4, Rockford 1 (December 13)
NEXT GAME: Tuesday, December 15 at Texas, 4:05
LionTeaser
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Why would we go to the beach to lay in the sun if it weren't for the
reptilian within?