Does my riding a bike make me a terrorist?
TheTibetanMonkey
riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
So you may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one...
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"You may tease the lion, but not threaten him or the sheep in any way.
They threaten you!"
whistler
wrote:
> No, don't call Homeland Security yet. I just want argue my point. My
> riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
> to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
> a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
> living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
>
You make outrageous assumptions and then hope you get some attention
like a spoiled child.
You cross-post to NO apparent purpose. (perhaps that is the only way
you can get more than one or two others to interact w/ you)
You seem intelligent, yet at the same time, dumb as a box'o'rocks.
If you really have something to say, just spit it out.
sagetea
> riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
> to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
> a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
> living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
I doubt if homeland security cares if you bike,drive,walk or use a
pogo stick. The only ones that want you buy an SUV is the
oil companies. Now if you would go into your local Homeland security
field office and ask em if they consider you a terrorist for riding
a bicycle, they would put you on their super secret wingnut list,
causing agents to show up at yer place of residence in order to take
you down and sign you up for a nut check. your first check would be
quite large which means you could get a really nice carbon fiber road
bike.
TheTibetanMonkey
What can I say after this? I just feel threatened in the jungle out
there. The sheep are particularly dangerous. ;)
TheTibetanMonkey
And what do I do with a carbon bike if I don't have place to ride it?
But I'm hoping that I can reach the sheep and tell them how I feel
about their idiotic, consumeristic driving.
whistler
wrote:
>
> And what do I do with a carbon bike if I don't have place to ride it?
>
> But I'm hoping that I can reach the sheep and tell them how I feel
> about their idiotic, consumeristic driving.
Might I suggest that you "hope" in one hand and Shit in the other.
See which activity has more consequence.
p.s.
No flinging allowed, you must keep your shit to yourself.
(otherwise all may indeed consider you a tourarisst)
Father Haskell
That just gets you run over. Much easier to wait
until gasoline hits $5.00 / gallon.
sagetea
wrote:
> And what do I do with a carbon bike if I don't have place to ride it?
>
> But I'm hoping that I can reach the sheep and tell them how I feel
> about their idiotic, consumeristic driving.-
>
You could always move to a more bicycle friendly town.
TheTibetanMonkey
Throwing shit at the system is only a last resource. First you must
try to get the sheep to cooperate.
TheTibetanMonkey
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> - Show quoted text -
What god do I have to pray to for that to happen?
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> No, don't call Homeland Security yet. I just want argue my point. My
> riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
> to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
> a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
> living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
>
Tell me where you are riding, and I'll be there in My 6,000 # truck doing 85
MPH.
Let mother nature and physics determine the winner.
Alan Ford
>>> No, don't call Homeland Security yet. I just want argue my point. My
>>> riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
>>> to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
>>> a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
>>> living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
>> I doubt if homeland security cares if you bike,drive,walk or use a
>> pogo stick. The only ones that want you buy an SUV is the
>> oil companies. Now if you would go into your local Homeland security
>> field office and ask em if they consider you a terrorist for riding
>> a bicycle, they would put you on their super secret wingnut list,
>> causing agents to show up at yer place of residence in order to take
>> you down and sign you up for a nut check. your first check would be
>> quite large which means you could get a really nice carbon fiber road
>> bike.
>
> And what do I do with a carbon bike if I don't have place to ride it?
>
> But I'm hoping that I can reach the sheep and tell them how I feel
> about their idiotic, consumeristic driving.
OK. OK. We get it. You reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally like biking. You
reeeeeeeeeeeeeealy hate SUV's. You wish everyone would use bicycles
instead of cars. It's not going to happen. Give it up. Stop spamming the
group with your nonsense. You're getting more tedious than Firnando and
Min combined.
--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?
Zacharias Mulletstein
Father Haskell
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
I avoid terrorists like you at any cost.
I'm a MAN OF PEACE... THE TIBETAN MONKEY.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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So who's coming to the rescue?
Jesus on his ass?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:26:40 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
>
>
>
>
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> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 30, 10:17 am, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Dec 30, 12:59 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
> >> > to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
> >> > a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
> >> > living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
>
> >> I doubt if homeland security cares if you bike,drive,walk or use a
> >> pogo stick. The only ones that want you buy an SUV is the
> >> oil companies. Now if you would go into your local Homeland security
> >> field office and ask em if they consider you a terrorist for riding
> >> a bicycle, they would put you on their super secret wingnut list,
> >> causing agents to show up at yer place of residence in order to take
> >> you down and sign you up for a nut check. your first check would be
> >> quite large which means you could get a really nice carbon fiber road
> >> bike.
>
> >And what do I do with a carbon bike if I don't have place to ride it?
>
> >But I'm hoping that I can reach the sheep and tell them how I feel
> >about their idiotic, consumeristic driving.
>
> bottle coming in the opposite direction at 90 MPH that should give
> great concern.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
Hopefully they'll miss when they are drunk.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
<zmulletst...@isright.com> wrote:
> No but if the bike seat rod goes up your booty you'll be in terror.
Mechanical failures are not part of the plan.
But you can use your stick shift for a nice ride too.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> Op 30-12-2009 19:47, TheTibetanMonkey schreef:
>
> > On Dec 30, 10:36 am, Father Haskell<fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> On Dec 30, 1:26 pm, TheTibetanMonkey
>
> >>> about their idiotic, consumeristic driving.
>
> >> until gasoline hits $5.00 / gallon.-
>
>
> convert that to Mickey Mouse units it is 7.80 dollar/gallon.
>
> Lou
Micky Mouse or Mighty Mouse?
Move to Europe? And what do we do with this Disney Land? The rising
waters will still flood the Netherlands...
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 30, 11:16 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>>
>> > No, don't call Homeland Security yet. I just want argue my point. My
>> > riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
>> > to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
>> > a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
>> > living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
>>
>> Tell me where you are riding, and I'll be there in My 6,000 # truck doing
>> 85
>> MPH.
>>
>> Let mother nature and physics determine the winner.
>I avoid terrorists like you at any cost.
>I'm a MAN OF PEACE... THE TIBETAN MONKEY.
I am a MAN OF PEACE, So is Mother Nature and Physics, and they say a
bicycle belongs on sidewalks or in a circus, Monkey Boy,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwexQZdrFmM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc8hwLaOyZU
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:f1d30a71-8439-4f89...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 30, 11:16 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> .>news:2de339dd-00eb-47a4...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
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> >> > No, don't call Homeland Security yet. I just want arguemypoint.My
> >> > to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue ofridingbeing
> >> > a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
>
> >> Tell me where you areriding, and I'll be there inMy6,000 # truck doing
> >> 85
> >> MPH.
>
> >> Let mother nature and physics determine the winner.
> >I avoid terrorists like you at any cost.
> >I'm a MAN OF PEACE... THE TIBETAN MONKEY.
>
> I am a MAN OF PEACE, So is Mother Nature and Physics, and they say a
> bicycle belongs on sidewalks or in a circus, Monkey Boy,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwexQZdrFmMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc8hwLaOyZU
The monkey pees on the lion...
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> unlike most, i dont rely on the jungle for my happiness, and no, i
> dont want you to be lonely, thats why i post in your threads ;-)
"If you don't rely on the jungle for happiness, then you must be happy
in your cage!" says the wise monkey.
sagetea
.
>
> I am a MAN OF PEACE, So is Mother Nature and Physics, and they say a
> bicycle belongs on sidewalks or in a circus, Monkey Boy,
So when does the definition of peace include offering to run someone
over with a truck?
At any rate riding a bicycle on a sidewalk is illegal.
jonnie
it is peace after volatile monkey on bike very flattened for good
cops look other way when kids on bikes on sidewalks
look for monkeys, make them flat.
"sagetea" <eamon...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Cavale
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> it is peace after volatilemonkeyon bike very flattened for good
>
> cops look other way when kids on bikes on sidewalks
>
> look for monkeys, make them flat.
>
>
> news:ac4bce11-356e-46cd...@f6g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 30, 8:30 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> .
>
>
>
> > I am a MAN OF PEACE, So is Mother Nature and Physics, and they say a
> > bicycle belongs on sidewalks or in a circus,MonkeyBoy,
>
> So when does the definition of peace include offering to run someone
> over with a truck?
> At any rate riding a bicycle on a sidewalk is illegal.
I think you are MAN OF GOD, not a man of peace.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
Why, are bananas banned on planes?
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
I AM YOUR GOD, monkey butt.
WORSHIP ME, NOW.
Get on your little fur coverd knees and bend over, and wait for
it.........
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> I get the impression that most Yanks will only travel in great big gas-
> guzzling V8 SUVs, even if it's only to go 100 yards down the road to
> the nearest Burger Bar. That is why they do so much damage to the
> planet and why so many of them are grossly overweight!
Well, they also walk at the shopping malls. But there's a lot of hope
things will change in the next 100 years.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Filthy Christian.
Well, not all Christians are like you, but I see quite a few here.
M
<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> No, don't call Homeland Security yet. I just want argue my point. My
> riding puts me in a conflicting position with the system that wants me
> to drive an SUV to be a true patriot. Then it's issue of riding being
> a sort of death wish, in which you may decide that life is not worth
> living without true freedom to ride a bike. And yet nobody cares!
>
> So you may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one...
>
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>
> "You may tease the lion, but not threaten him or the sheep in any way.
> They threaten you!"
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hwPl7e7OWU
Bike riding doesn't make you a terrorist.
Cross-posting nonsense makes you an obnoxious slime, though.