[AWARDED]Diamond Hammer of Thor for the alt.fan.art-bell Bullies
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
both UPA and UPS (USENET Performance Science), and most importantly all
USENET disinformation agents, may I have your attention please! In honor
of the recently past inaugural Kazoo Freedom Day (March 1, 2007), I wish to
recognize the people who made it possible, the AFA-B Bullies.
For years, this elite group has been tirelessly poking the kooks in one of
the most kooky newsgroups on USENET, debunking some of the weirdest weird
science anywhere on teh Internets, acting tirelessly as disinformation
agents, run their own kook awards in parallel to those of AUK, and, most
recently, outlasted one of the most tireless and verbose kooks ever to post
to USENET, the Living Chri^H^H^H^H Convict Ronald Raymond Karczewski.
These actions display exemplary service as a kookologists of the
highest order. For such meritorious service to kookology, the regular
Hammer of Thor, which many of them already wield as individuals, is
insufficient. Instead, the consensus between the two Co-FNVWs is that a
higher level award is in order, the Diamond Hammer of Thor.
* [Diamond Hammer of Thor] - The rarer, more exclusive counterpart to the
Hammer of Thor, the D-HoT is presented by executive decision to only the
most exceptionally outstanding kookologists in alt.usenet.kooks history.
Therefore, by executive decision, I hereby present the [Diamond
Hammer of Thor] to....
THE AFA-B BULLIES!
Congratulations, Bookman, Dr. Postman, Art Deco, Chadwick Stone, and all
the others who have worked diligently as kookologists over these many
years. You have shown us (tinu) all how kookology should be done.
All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
--
The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
did the cha-cha, and screamed:
All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!2!!
--
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Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
Cujo DeSockpuppet
in news:pan.2007.03.04....@hell.corny:
Kudos to AFA-B Conspiracy who have continued the spankings despite the
cowardly retreat of their namesake.
<AHEM>
I think the alt.astrology SPINICS deserve their own award for
censor^H^H^H^H^H^Hslapping around the extremely kooky likes of the
Wollkook, Kettler[1], The Staplehead/Jeffcoat Legal Team, Edvins Augusts,
Raytard Murphy, Fucknozzle Jr. & Fucknozzle Senior as well as many
others. Not just that but the herculean task of ensuring February of 2002
never ends, the discovery of the PF Changs crab wontons as a Kook-B-Gone
device and discovering the Kook Vacuum Effect(tm).
Also worthy of mention are the many Awards won for the Glory of Fluffy
and the scalps of some of the kookiest bunch of snake oil salesmen ever
encountered.
</AHEM>
As the OOoKaTiDFW.*,AA,AP&AAM and the SHOoAF I hereby move that this be
awarded by acclamation. All in favor say AYE!
[1] The original Kooks of the Year.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls
in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
COOSN-266-06-01895 - Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - Dec. 2005
"I am not in the habit of calling anyone stupid or inferring that they
are stupid, because I'm not overly bright myself." - Raytard Murphy shows
his grasp of the blindingly obvious.
nightbat
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> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler [wran...@caballista.org] has
> entered into testimony
> Xns98E8C79061642w...@204.153.245.131
> "We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."
>
> <ELVIS>
>
> Thank you... thank you very much
>
> </ELVIS>
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
AYE!
TheBookman
And let's not forget the mighty Glen Quarnstrom, who oughta be given some
sort of posthumous award all his own.
Awl Hael Glen "The Geezer" Quarnstrom!
Fr00tbat said:
> "We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
> giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
> coffeeboy trained deprober."
Fro0tbat, you're turning into quite the fanboi, in a pathetic post-editing
way.
>>
>> <ELVIS>
>>
>> Thank you... thank you very much
>>
>> </ELVIS>
<Steve Martin>
I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, <Gasp> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
</Steve Martin>
>>
>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
<Bows> If we[tinw] appear to be tall, it's because we stand on the
shoulders of those who went before.
ESL!
--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON, TRAINED BY BOOKMAN
COOSN-266-06-89425
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
"Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler."
- Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead.
WWFSMD?
Art Deco
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><ELVIS>
>
>Thank you... thank you very much
>
></ELVIS>
>
>> All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
This honor would not have been possible without the efforts of the
late, great Glen Quarnstrom, who until his untimely passing was
untiring in his poking of holes in the huge visage of Teh Kazoo.
Also deserving of mention are Vanilla Gorilla and Jimmy Snibbler, both
of whom loved to point out Kazoo CONTRADICTIONS IN ESSENCE.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Art Deco
Shuttup, napoleon.
>>
>> <ELVIS>
>>
>> Thank you... thank you very much
>>
>> </ELVIS>
>>
>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>>
>>
--
Art Deco
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>TheBookman [thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL] has entered into testimony
>18f233qx2t19w.1sth7i2g1bo2t$.d...@40tude.net
>You are the grand poobah of afa-b ;) A unique honor by fiat is within
>that purview ;)
>
>> Fr00tbat said:
>>> "We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>> giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>> coffeeboy trained deprober."
>>
>> Fro0tbat, you're turning into quite the fanboi, in a pathetic
>> post-editing way.
>
>Indeed. And he's getting rather slutty, too... he's supposed to be AD's
>bitch.
He's on a path to post edit his way to KotM.
>
>>>> <ELVIS>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you... thank you very much
>>>>
>>>> </ELVIS>
>>
>> <Steve Martin>
>> I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, <Gasp> thank you, thank
>> you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>> you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>> you, thank you, thank you, thank you... </Steve Martin>
>>
>>>>
>>>>> All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>>
>> <Bows> If we[tinw] appear to be tall, it's because we stand on the
>> shoulders of those who went before.
>
>HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
nightbat
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>
>
> You are the grand poobah of afa-b ;) A unique honor by fiat is within
> that purview ;)
>
>
>>Fr00tbat said:
>>
>>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
>>
>>Fro0tbat, you're turning into quite the famous Captain, in a proper original non
>>post-editing way.
>
>
> Indeed. And Ducky is getting rather slutty, too... he's supposed to be AD's
> bitch.
>
>
>>>><ELVIS>
>>>>
>>>>Thank you... thank you very much
>>>>
>>>></ELVIS>
>>
>><Steve Martin>
>>I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, <Gasp> thank you, thank
>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you... </Steve Martin>
>>
>>>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>>
>><Bows> If we midget minds[tinw] appear to be tall, it's because we stand on the
>>shoulders of those who went before and still don't understand a thing.
>
>
> HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
>
Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
nightbat
>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."
>><ELVIS>
>>
>>Thank you... thank you very much
>>
>></ELVIS>
>>
>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
> Bart Devo
>
> This honor would not have been possible without the efforts of the
> late, great Glen Quarnstrom, who until his untimely passing was
> untiring in his poking of holes in the huge visage of Teh Kazoo.
>
> Also deserving of mention are Vanilla Gorilla and Jimmy Snibbler, both
> of whom loved to point out Kazoo CONTRADICTIONS IN ESSENCE.
>
Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
nightbat
> Bart Devo
>
> Thank's so much, napoleon.
>
>>><ELVIS>
>>>
>>>Thank you... thank you very much
>>>
>>></ELVIS>
>>>
>>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>>>
>>>
>
Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
nightbat
>>>Fro0tbat, you're turning into quite the famous Science Captain, in a profound original
>>>posting way.
>>
>>Indeed. And Ducky is getting rather slutty, too... he's supposed to be AD's
>>bitch.
>
>
> He's Ducky on a path to post his way to KotM history.
>
>>>>><ELVIS>
>>>>>
>>>>>Thank you... thank you very much
>>>>>
>>>>></ELVIS>
>>>
>>><Steve Martin>
>>>I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, <Gasp> thank you, thank
>>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you... </Steve Martin>
>>>
>>>>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much midget mind greatness!!!1!!
>>>
>>><Bows> If we mentally midget auk[tinw] appear to be tall, it's because we stand on the
>>>shoulders of those who auk went before.
>>
>>HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
>
> HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
>
Charlotte L. Blackmer
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>Chadwick StoneŠ <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>X-No-Archive: YES
>>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler [wran...@caballista.org] has
>>entered into testimony
>>> * [Diamond Hammer of Thor] - The rarer, more exclusive counterpart
>>> to the Hammer of Thor, the D-HoT is presented by executive decision
>>> to only the most exceptionally outstanding kookologists in
>>> alt.usenet.kooks history.
>>>
>>> Therefore, by executive decision, I hereby present the [Diamond
>>> Hammer of Thor] to....
>>>
>>> THE AFA-B BULLIES!
>>>
>>> Congratulations, Bookman, Dr. Postman, Art Deco, Chadwick Stone, and
>>> all the others who have worked diligently as kookologists over these
>>> many years. You have shown us (tinu) all how kookology should be
>>> done.
>>
>><ELVIS>
>>
>>Thank you... thank you very much
>>
>></ELVIS>
>>
>>> All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>
>This honor would not have been possible without the efforts of the
>late, great Glen Quarnstrom, who until his untimely passing was
>untiring in his poking of holes in the huge visage of Teh Kazoo.
I saw Glen's work in adfp of yore, and he was a righteous brother.
Memory Eternal! *downs wee dram*
Charlotte
--
miguel
Perhaps now Stupid Bookman can finally see fit to remove her stupid
ovaries from usenet altogether. She promised. She should keep her promise.
Stupid Bookman, do the right thing for once in your life!
miguel
TheBookman
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>
> You are the grand poobah of afa-b ;) A unique honor by fiat is within
> that purview ;)
Indeed. Unfortunately, nothing appropriate springs to mind, so I'm in the
market for suggestions.
>
>> Fr00tbat said:
>>> "We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>> giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>> coffeeboy trained deprober."
>>
>> Fro0tbat, you're turning into quite the fanboi, in a pathetic
>> post-editing way.
>
> Indeed. And he's getting rather slutty, too... he's supposed to be AD's
> bitch.
Loyalty is not teh fr00tbat's forte.
>
>>>> <ELVIS>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you... thank you very much
>>>>
>>>> </ELVIS>
>>
>> <Steve Martin>
>> I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>> thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, <Gasp> thank you, thank
>> you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>> you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>> you, thank you, thank you, thank you... </Steve Martin>
>>
>>>>
>>>>> All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>>
>> <Bows> If we[tinw] appear to be tall, it's because we stand on the
>> shoulders of those who went before.
>
> HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
ESL!
miguel
I have a suggestion. See if you can guess what it is.
miguel
Starlord
--
There are those who believe that life here, began out there, far across the
universe, with tribes of humans, who may have been the forefathers of the
Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that they may yet be
brothers of man, who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the
heavens.
The Lone Sidewalk Astronomer of Rosamond
Telescope Buyers FAQ
http://home.inreach.com/starlord
Sidewalk Astronomy
www.sidewalkastronomy.info
The Church of Eternity
http://home.inreach.com/starlord/church/Eternity.html
"miguel" <mjc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4POdnbuRwY7jPnHY...@comcast.com...
Art Deco
miguel
>> I have a suggestion for you. See if you can guess what it is. Also,
>> Art Deco is not in love with farm animals.
> Shuttup, Cranston.
Oh no! Not other nerd gimp retard fagboi cascade!
nightbat
>>>Fro0tbat, you're turning into quite the famous Captain, in a most profound
>>>original posting way.
>>
>>Indeed. And Ducky is getting rather slutty, too... he's supposed to be AD's
>>bitch.
>
>
> Loyalty is not teh gay lamer auk forte.
>
>
>>>>><ELVIS>
>>>>>
>>>>>Thank you... thank you very much
>>>>>
>>>>></ELVIS>
>>>
>>><Steve Martin>
>>>I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
>>>thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, <Gasp> thank you, thank
>>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
>>>you, thank you, thank you, thank you... </Steve Martin>
>>>
>>>>>>All hail the AFA-B Bullies, for they hace much greatness!!!1!!
>>>
>>><Bows> If we mental midget auk [tinw] appear to be tall, it's because we stand on the
>>>shoulders of those who auk went before.
>>
>>HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
>
>
> HAEL TEH GEEZER!!!
>
> ESL!
>
>
"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
SameAsB4
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> X-No-Archive: YES
> TheBookman [thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL] has entered into testimony
> holiday or adopt it as the "observed" day that the afa-b bullies were
> commissioned.
STFU Burp Officer.
>
> --
>
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>
> HoT, 03/2005
> BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
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> DHoT, 03/2007, AFA-B Bully co-Kazoo Konspirator
>
>
Art Deco
>X-No-Archive: YES
>TheBookman [thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL] has entered into testimony
>v36mvbf0yyqz$.e3wmnb0b...@40tude.net
>Do you know Glen's birthday? You could always make it an official afa-b
>holiday or adopt it as the "observed" day that the afa-b bullies were
>commissioned.
Doc P might have that information.
TheBookman
> X-No-Archive: YES
> TheBookman [thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL] has entered into testimony
> v36mvbf0yyqz$.e3wmnb0b...@40tude.net
> Do you know Glen's birthday? You could always make it an official afa-b
> holiday or adopt it as the "observed" day that the afa-b bullies were
> commissioned.
Maybe I should have Pope Snarky elevate him to sainthood. Saint
Quarnstrom, patron saint of ko0kologists everywhere.
I've half a notion to establish an AFAB Bullies Hall of Fame, with him as
the inaugural member, too.. Probably with an annual election and a limited
number of inductees, perhaps 2 or 3, elected in much the same manner as
they do it for the NFL HOF. Perhaps a minimum of 80% of the total number
of votes cast, from one general pool of nominees, but only the top 3 are
accepted, and the nomination and voting threads limited to AFAB (although
open to our[tino] associates from AUK and elsewhere, provided they post
directly to AFAB, rather than xposting).
I don't see a problem with propagating an announcement for said events,
though.
Comments?
TheBookman
Anyone still in contact with him?
DrPostman
> > Chadwick Stone© <chad_st...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> > Doc P might have that information.
>
> Anyone still in contact with him?
>
> ESL!
You rang?
I'm now a moderator for Godlikeproductions so I spend even more time
there. I don't think I've read afa-b at all this year. Sorry for
staying away
so long. One thing that happened is that a backup external HD died
and
my copy of agent was on that. I guess I'll just use Google from now
on
and try to check in more often.
I sent an email to a group I belong to that would more than likely
know his
birthday (Glen's daughter is a member, but rarely posts). I'll let
Chadwick
know if I find out.
And Ray, if you are reading this, you are still a liar, even after 11
years. It's
sad that you have wasted so much of your life tilting at windmills,
but you
make your own bed.
And if anyone wants to contact me the drpostman(at)gmail.com account
is active. BTW, to the haters out there, GMail has EPIC spam
filtering,
so all the juvenile attempts to direct spam at me have failed,
miserably.
I get perhaps one or two spam per month, out of the 50 to 100 that
show
up in my spam box every day. I'm not going to make it easy for the
spam
bots, but I'm also not worried about the haters.
Miss you guys, but I'm having a LOT of fun on GLP. When they made me
a moderator the bunkers went nuts and did everything they could to
get
me removed. It's still a very fun web board. I wish Ray would
discover
it, but it seems he's too afraid of posting to a board where I'm a
moderator.
Cudos to afa-b for this well deserved award!
ah
Shuttup, Cranston.
Art Deco
Shuttup, Cranston.
miguel
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:50:06 GMT, Chadwick Stone© wrote:
>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:57:15 GMT, Chadwick Stone© wrote:
>>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:44:55 -0500, nightbat wrote:
>>>>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler has entered into testimony
That's a good idea.
> I've half a notion to establish an AFAB Bullies Hall of Fame, with him as
> the inaugural member, too.. Probably with an annual election and a
> limited number of inductees, perhaps 2 or 3, elected in much the same
> manner as they do it for the NFL HOF. Perhaps a minimum of 80% of the
> total number of votes cast, from one general pool of nominees, but only
> the top 3 are accepted, and the nomination and voting threads limited to
> AFAB (although open to our[tino] associates from AUK and elsewhere,
> provided they post directly to AFAB, rather than xposting).
Another good idea!
> I don't see a problem with propagating an announcement for said events,
> though.
>
> Comments?
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day of Sweetmorn, day 66 in the season of
Chaos, 3173, I, Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK,
POEE, KOTHASK, EOTHIDIAUTP, DSOCPL, HCNB, GGGHD, BCB, CEM, do hereby
declare, state, authorise, render, and make Glen "The Geezer"
Quarnstrom, kookologist extraordinaire of alt.fan.art-bell, Saint
Quarnstrom The K00k-Thumper, KSC, POEE, EOTHIDIAUTP. So mote it be,
sayeth I! Make it so! It is done! Fnord.
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"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
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Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
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"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
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caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> Art Deco wrote:
>> ah wrote:
>>> miguel wrote:
>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:57:15 GMT, Chadwick Stone© wrote:
>>>>>>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>>>>>>>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler has entered into testimony
>>>>>>>>>>>
Shuttup, Cranston. Dogfucker.
Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
Absurdity whined:
So noted.
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Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.fuckhead
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"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> On 7 Mar, 06:02, TheBookman wrote:
Is Mikal Haley/Brazen/chipsterthehipster/chiptruth still k00king out
there? He joined the Holy Pretzel last year, and promptly started
foaming about everything conceivable, and posted some stuff from GLP.
I'm hoping to entice him to usenet, if he isn't Bloxy...
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
DrPostman
<absurd_number_of_ni...@hell.corny> wrote:
> Is Mikal Haley/Brazen/chipsterthehipster/chiptruth still k00king out
> there? He joined the Holy Pretzel last year, and promptly started
> foaming about everything conceivable, and posted some stuff from GLP.
> I'm hoping to entice him to usenet, if he isn't Bloxy...
Chiptruth doesn't show up like he used to. In fact, I just checked
and it
looks like he hasn't even posted at all this year.
ah
Shuttup, Cranston.
The God of Odd Statements
> On Mar 7, 10:27 pm, The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>
>> Is Mikal Haley/Brazen/chipsterthehipster/chiptruth still k00king out
>> there? He joined the Holy Pretzel last year, and promptly started
>> foaming about everything conceivable, and posted some stuff from GLP.
>> I'm hoping to entice him to usenet, if he isn't Bloxy...
>
> Chiptruth doesn't show up like he used to. In fact, I just checked and it
> looks like he hasn't even posted at all this year.
...Making a stronger case for the "Mikal = Bloxy" argument.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Demon Lord of Confusion
COOSN-029-06-71069
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
Art Deco
Shuttup, Cranston.
Art Deco
>On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:53:17 -0800, miguel did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> Art Deco wrote:
>>> ah wrote:
>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
The God of Odd Statements
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to speak with me in private.
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
Art Deco
ah
Shuttup, Cranston.
ah
Art Deco
Shuttup, Cranston.
Art Deco
The God of Odd Statements
> Art Deco wrote:
>> ah wrote:
>>>miguel wrote:
>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:57:15 GMT, Chadwick StoneŠ wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chadwick StoneŠ wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Shuttup, Cranston.
TheBookman
> On 7 Mar, 06:02, TheBookman <thebook...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
>>> Chadwick StoneŠ <chad_st...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>> Doc P might have that information.
>>
>> Anyone still in contact with him?
>>
>> ESL!
>
> You rang?
>
> I'm now a moderator for Godlikeproductions so I spend even more time
> there. I don't think I've read afa-b at all this year. Sorry for
> staying away
> so long. One thing that happened is that a backup external HD died
> and
> my copy of agent was on that. I guess I'll just use Google from now
> on
> and try to check in more often.
Well, if you can't get Agent up & running, there's Xnews (which is hell on
wheels with binaries, so-so for text threads), or 40tude (Still
test-driving it, need to figure out the filters, but so far, so good), both
of which are freeware.
>
> I sent an email to a group I belong to that would more than likely
> know his
> birthday (Glen's daughter is a member, but rarely posts). I'll let
> Chadwick
> know if I find out.
If you can touch base with her, do please let her know about the proposed
AFAB HOF. She's got veto, if she cares to exercise it.
>
> And Ray, if you are reading this, you are still a liar, even after 11
> years. It's
> sad that you have wasted so much of your life tilting at windmills,
> but you
> make your own bed.
>
> And if anyone wants to contact me the drpostman(at)gmail.com account
> is active. BTW, to the haters out there, GMail has EPIC spam
> filtering,
> so all the juvenile attempts to direct spam at me have failed,
> miserably.
> I get perhaps one or two spam per month, out of the 50 to 100 that
> show
> up in my spam box every day. I'm not going to make it easy for the
> spam
> bots, but I'm also not worried about the haters.
>
> Miss you guys, but I'm having a LOT of fun on GLP. When they made me
> a moderator the bunkers went nuts and did everything they could to
> get
> me removed. It's still a very fun web board. I wish Ray would
> discover
> it, but it seems he's too afraid of posting to a board where I'm a
> moderator.
Wish i had the time, I do.
>
> Cudos to afa-b for this well deserved award!
Yeah, but don't forget that you own a largish piece of this.
Heard from VG lately?
ah
Shuttup, Cranston.
ah
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>> On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 20:22:12 -0500, ah did most oddly state:
>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>miguel wrote:
>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
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"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> Art Deco wrote:
>> ah wrote:
>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:51:22 -0700, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:53:17 -0800, miguel did the cha-cha, and
>>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
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"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
TheBookman
> On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:02:08 -0600, TheBookman did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:50:06 GMT, Chadwick StoneŠ wrote:
>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
We'll[tinw] see what comes of it.
>
>> I don't see a problem with propagating an announcement for said events,
>> though.
>>
>> Comments?
>
> Hear ye, hear ye! On this day of Sweetmorn, day 66 in the season of
> Chaos, 3173, I, Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK,
> POEE, KOTHASK, EOTHIDIAUTP, DSOCPL, HCNB, GGGHD, BCB, CEM, do hereby
> declare, state, authorise, render, and make Glen "The Geezer"
> Quarnstrom, kookologist extraordinaire of alt.fan.art-bell, Saint
> Quarnstrom The K00k-Thumper, KSC, POEE, EOTHIDIAUTP. So mote it be,
> sayeth I! Make it so! It is done! Fnord.
This elevation hace much APPROVEDENEST!!!
miguel
>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>> On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 20:22:12 -0500, ah did most oddly state:
>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
The time is now
Just go go go
I don't care how
You can go by foot
You can go by cow
Stupid K Bookman
Will you please go now!
Art Deco
>On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:48:43 -0500, ah did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>> On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 20:22:12 -0500, ah did most oddly state:
>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>miguel wrote:
>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
Art Deco
>On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:49:40 -0500, ah did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> Art Deco wrote:
>>> ah wrote:
>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>>On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:51:22 -0700, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:53:17 -0800, miguel did the cha-cha, and
>>>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
Text Medium No. 5
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Chung Convict #77
No holy posting of any kind, to email.
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AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion, with no trace of irony in his post
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/
"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"You're fighting a Furry Giant
"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
Text Medium No. 5
inanely:
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Butcher Knife Natalia
Chung Convict #77
No holy posting of any kind, to email.
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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
Art Deco
Art Deco
ah
FILTH!
ah
Art Deco
Text Medium No. 5
> ah wrote:
>>Art Deco wrote:
SameAsB4
"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:45f345e8$0$9297$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
One person's Hammer of Thor is another person's Tofu of Thugs. Can any of
these kookologist reply to ten percent of my posts?
SHUTUP AUK AND AFAB BULLIES.
SameAsB4
You are one of the socks around, another "canadian"?
SameAsB4
"Text Medium No. 5" <mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.11....@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.i.am.not.really.leola...
Text Medium No. 5
inanely:
Text Medium No. 5
> Art Deco wrote:
SameAsB4
"Text Medium No. 5" <mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.11...@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.i.am.not.really.leola...
SameAsB4
"Text Medium No. 5" <mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.11....@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.i.am.not.really.leola...
Art Deco
Art Deco
Art Deco
SameAsB4
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:100320072231000535%er...@caballista.org...
STFU Art Farco.
quarterbackjoe
Porsche Monkey For Life
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================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew
So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.
Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own*
condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a kook award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
Porsche Monkey For Life
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================================================
Art Deco
Art Deco
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:44:55 -0500, nightbat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
Art Deco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:44:55 -0500, nightbat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:44:55 -0500, nightbat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
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________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>
Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>
"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>
"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:06:21 -0500, ah jabbered inanely:
>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:15:24 -0700, Art Deco jabbered
>>>>>inanely:
>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>On Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:49:40 -0500, ah did the cha-cha, and
>>>>>>>screamed:
>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:51:22 -0700, Art Deco did most oddly
>>>>>>>>>>>>state:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:53:17 -0800, miguel did the cha-cha,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman wrote:
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Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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I mourned:
Art Deco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TheBookman has entered into testimony
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:44:55 -0500, nightbat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
Art Deco
ah
ah
ah
Art Deco
Art Deco
Art Deco
The God of Odd Statements
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Demon Lord of Confusion
COOSN-029-06-71069
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
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"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
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"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
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