Earth Indiana Base One calling Princess Darla, come in
please. Earth Ind Base One not reading you, please adjust relay P-burst
output for enabling of receipt of missing Sil relay transmissions over.
Star voyager Sil are you there no confirmation of Darla mission update,
please confirm status, Commander Pros and Earth Captain nightbat
presently waiting, over. Your Galactic Command post and Earth Indiana
base One is awaiting response please acknowledge your status over.
Emergency protocol procedure
nightbat calling, over,
the nightbat
Good morning, Nightbat!
Wait, check that, in Indiana at this time it's presently dark, but I
believe--yes--never mind.
It's still the AM--just the wee hours where you are.
Well, I've finished with the crews "annual checkups", and everybody's fine.
The longest was Darla's, as there was a small problem with one of the relay
stations.
I'm a little concerned about her because of her last report, excerpts to be
included below.
Silouen, as you may have guessed, is just fine--she was off in close
analysis of the GA and allowed three reports to be bypassed.
We shall flog her with one of those Arthur Deco niceties upon her return.
**** Without further ado, here's Darla--
Entry into Andromeda-proper took place at xlkjb[o j[ler in the x[o0ielkl;p
quadrant.
Began maintaining comm. silence to avoid possible detection by indigenous
lifeforms.
Also am concerned about p-burst damage, as mapping is still underway.
Until positions are intimately known, I shall exit the galaxy to report.
We have catalogued over 75 million species of life so far, with only one
species exceeding ben.
(Note from Dr. Why? -- "ben" is short for one of our words which indicates
whether or not a species has its "space legs" yet.)
This is a violent race somewhat akin to that Perseun group we encountered,
but not quite as advanced.
As I go undetected among them, I am disgusted by their seeming hatred of any
form of life except their own.
Finding it hard to believe that this is the best Andromeda has to offer.
Still scanning the inner arms for life.
Tell The Nightbat not to worry.
We must for the most part maintain comm. silence for good reason.
And send greetings to all of our Earthian friends, Double-A, Greysky,
Virginia, Charles, Bee, Wally, Ray and the rest,
Even Art Deco, Widdershins, Aratzio, Bookman and Dug88, Vanilla Gorilla,
Raving Loonie and Starlord are deserving of our friendship and respect.
Although I can't imagine why some of them don't make a connection between
astronomy and the (remote?) possibility of us being people not from Earth,
but "from the stars".
All of you keep it together while I'm away, and if you love nothing or no
one else, do love the sky!
EoR*Darla
And now back to me, the Whyz? guy.
It was that part about "going undetected among them" that bothers me.
Darla's not supposed to be doing that, but what can we do?
Where she is, she's the boss.
Thanks for your concern, Nightbat, for Darla and Sil are ever on our minds,
and it's settling and gentling to see someone from Earth who shares our
ordeal.
ever thy servant,
Dr. Why?
Ive always got a hot cup of coffee waiting for U Dr. Why.
>
> Well, I've finished with the crews "annual checkups", and everybody's
> fine.
Araghhh not that time of the year again :) Time to put on the old rubber
gloves... I think this year is going to be when the local M.D. witchdoctor
looses one of his fingers to a "Hostle Alien Lifeform" :-0 The operational
saying is: "Never stick you fingers where you kind intentions refuse to go."
> The longest was Darla's, as there was a small problem with one of the
> relay
> stations.
> I'm a little concerned about her because of her last report, excerpts to
> be
> included below.
>
> Silouen, as you may have guessed, is just fine--she was off in close
> analysis of the GA and allowed three reports to be bypassed.
> We shall flog her with one of those Arthur Deco niceties upon her return.
>
> **** Without further ado, here's Darla--
>
> Entry into Andromeda-proper took place at xlkjb[o j[ler in the x[o0ielkl;p
> quadrant.
> Began maintaining comm. silence to avoid possible detection by indigenous
> lifeforms.
> Also am concerned about p-burst damage, as mapping is still underway.
> Until positions are intimately known, I shall exit the galaxy to report.
I would also think the A.L.E's. might also misinterpret the P-burst
interaction with local real estate as an attempt at hostility. Also, a
question for Darla: "If these guys don't have P-burst are they using my
method of Probability Waves communications to chat FTL? If so, what
frequencies do they hang out on. The reason I ask is that those frequencies
are ones I need to avoid to prevent accidental contact with the hostiles.
But, truthfully they don't sound smart enough to have discovered anything so
profound by themselves so it might be a good idea to find the reason they
are hostile - those others mught be more to our liking if they haven't
already been rendered extinct by the bullies.
>
> We have catalogued over 75 million species of life so far, with only one
> species exceeding ben.
Hmmm.... any new species of better tasting Coffee plants?
>
> (Note from Dr. Why? -- "ben" is short for one of our words which indicates
> whether or not a species has its "space legs" yet.)
>
> This is a violent race somewhat akin to that Perseun group we encountered,
> but not quite as advanced.
> As I go undetected among them, I am disgusted by their seeming hatred of
> any
> form of life except their own.
> Finding it hard to believe that this is the best Andromeda has to offer.
> Still scanning the inner arms for life.
Man... it seems bad attitudes are not just endemic to the Milky Way. I sure
hope there are some other examples of decency in Andromeda... hope this
hostile xenophobis species hasn't already scoured Andormeda of what it would
term 'Competition'... Which could very well have happened here without us
lucking out by having Darla and you'all get here first :-)
>
> Tell The Nightbat not to worry.
> We must for the most part maintain comm. silence for good reason.
> And send greetings to all of our Earthian friends, Double-A, Greysky,
> Virginia, Charles, Bee, Wally, Ray and the rest,
Yes, and say a big "We miss you!" back at her.
> Even Art Deco, Widdershins, Aratzio, Bookman and Dug88, Vanilla Gorilla,
> Raving Loonie and Starlord are deserving of our friendship and respect.
> Although I can't imagine why some of them don't make a connection between
> astronomy and the (remote?) possibility of us being people not from Earth,
> but "from the stars".
Hopefully it wont take a Perseun or Andromedan Warship dropping on top of
them to get them to change their minds... then again, for some of them it
might take something more heavy than a mere starship, eh? <G>
>
> All of you keep it together while I'm away, and if you love nothing or no
> one else, do love the sky!
>
> EoR*Darla
>
> And now back to me, the Whyz? guy.
> It was that part about "going undetected among them" that bothers me.
> Darla's not supposed to be doing that, but what can we do?
> Where she is, she's the boss.
Ahh... can't blame the Lady for having some fun. Also I would consider it
highest probability to scan hostiles for use of advanced quantum probability
wave technology. No ppoint in being unpleasantly surprised later...
>
> Thanks for your concern, Nightbat, for Darla and Sil are ever on our
> minds,
> and it's settling and gentling to see someone from Earth who shares our
> ordeal.
Yes.
>
> ever thy servant,
>
> Dr. Why?
>
>
Greysky
Incoming message Earth received 2:58 AM EST
Yubiwan wrote:
>
> "nightbat" <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote in message
> news:427853A3...@home.ffni.com...
> > nightbat wrote
> >
> > Earth Indiana Base One calling Princess Darla, come in
> > please. Earth Ind Base One not reading you, please adjust relay P-burst
> > output for enabling of receipt of missing Sil relay transmissions over.
> > Star voyager Sil are you there no confirmation of Darla mission update,
> > please confirm status, Commander Pros and Earth Captain nightbat
> > presently waiting, over. Your Galactic Command post and Earth Indiana
> > base One is awaiting response please acknowledge your status over.
> >
> >
> > Emergency protocol procedure
> >
> >
> > nightbat calling, over,
> > the nightbat
> Bones
> Good morning, Nightbat!
> Wait, check that, in Indiana at this time it's presently dark, but I
> believe--yes--never mind.
> It's still the AM--just the wee hours where you are.
>
> Well, I've finished with the crews "annual checkups", and everybody's fine.
> The longest was Darla's, as there was a small problem with one of the relay
> stations.
> I'm a little concerned about her because of her last report, excerpts to be
> included below.
>
> Silouen, as you may have guessed, is just fine--she was off in close
> analysis of the GA and allowed three reports to be bypassed.
> We shall flog her with one of those Arthur Deco niceties upon her return.
nightbat
Good morning Bones and yes, just like a typical Earth star gal
to leave her pondering fearless Earthman up in the air. Well I'm
relieved to hear Sil and Darla are ok and the galactic mission is
proceeding on schedule.
> Bones
> **** Without further ado, here's Darla--
>
> Entry into Andromeda-proper took place at xlkjb[o j[ler in the x[o0ielkl;p
> quadrant.
> Began maintaining comm. silence to avoid possible detection by indigenous
> lifeforms.
> Also am concerned about p-burst damage, as mapping is still underway.
> Until positions are intimately known, I shall exit the galaxy to report.
nightbat
Earth Ind base one acknowledged
> Darla
> We have catalogued over 75 million species of life so far, with only one
> species exceeding ben.
>
> (Note from Dr. Why? -- "ben" is short for one of our words which indicates
> whether or not a species has its "space legs" yet.)
nightbat
Understood, I take it only Earth humans are Sean classified as
"ben"
> Darla
> This is a violent race somewhat akin to that Perseun group we encountered,
> but not quite as advanced.
> As I go undetected among them, I am disgusted by their seeming hatred of any
> form of life except their own.
> Finding it hard to believe that this is the best Andromeda has to offer.
> Still scanning the inner arms for life.
nightbat
Apparent inter race species aggression does seem to permeate the
Universe per your lengthy analysis. Very rare to fine higher evolved
life forms on the par with your race and nightbat's.
> Darla
> Tell The Nightbat not to worry.
> We must for the most part maintain comm. silence for good reason.
> And send greetings to all of our Earthian friends, Double-A, Greysky,
> Virginia, Charles, Bee, Wally, Ray and the rest,
nightbat
Comm. silence understood, with much thanks for relayed mission
report and said Star group diplomatic Earth Science Officers will be
immediately post notified.
> Darla
> Even Art Deco, Widdershins, Aratzio, Bookman and Dug88, Vanilla Gorilla,
> Raving Loonie and Starlord are deserving of our friendship and respect.
> Although I can't imagine why some of them don't make a connection between
> astronomy and the (remote?) possibility of us being people not from Earth,
> but "from the stars".
nightbat
It's a troll stretch for them I admit, they can't at less even
fathom possible advanced life form initial net contact. They consider
this way beyond them to a certain degree but will be surprised and
accepting once the arriving Star Race multi star ship fleet hopefully
Earth arrives.
> Darla
> All of you keep it together while I'm away, and if you love nothing or no
> one else, do love the sky!
>
> EoR*Darla
nightbat
Earth greetings and good wishes accepted and returned.
> Bones
> And now back to me, the Whyz? guy.
> It was that part about "going undetected among them" that bothers me.
> Darla's not supposed to be doing that, but what can we do?
> Where she is, she's the boss.
nightbat
She is a very clever Star explorer give her that, the outer Lone
Ranger of galactic space with trusted backup Sil at her near cosmic
side. Going stealth is good mission protocol, get the 007 agent
knowledge undetected and run.
> Bones
> Thanks for your concern, Nightbat, for Darla and Sil are ever on our minds,
> and it's settling and gentling to see someone from Earth who shares our
> ordeal.
>
> ever thy servant,
>
> Dr. Why?
nightbat
You're most welcome Bones and Star group, and please not servant
but just one of your humble intergalactic race concerned Earth friends.
Ditto thanks and cheers to all from Captain nightbat.
end of transmission:
carry on,
the nightbat
> "Yubiwan" <Darl...@spamsocks.aol.com> wrote in message
> news:zg%de.177948$cg1....@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
[snip]
> > Tell The Nightbat not to worry.
> > We must for the most part maintain comm. silence for good reason.
> > And send greetings to all of our Earthian friends, Double-A, Greysky,
> > Virginia, Charles, Bee, Wally, Ray and the rest,
>
> Yes, and say a big "We miss you!" back at her.
>
> > Even Art Deco, Widdershins, Aratzio, Bookman and Dug88, Vanilla Gorilla,
> > Raving Loonie and Starlord are deserving of our friendship and respect.
> > Although I can't imagine why some of them don't make a connection between
> > astronomy and the (remote?) possibility of us being people not from Earth,
> > but "from the stars".
>
> Hopefully it wont take a Perseun or Andromedan Warship dropping on top of
> them to get them to change their minds... then again, for some of them it
> might take something more heavy than a mere starship, eh? <G>
Make sure you let everyone [tine] know when this happens, saucerhead.
[snip]
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>
I am #1 on da lits.
>
> All of you keep it together while I'm away, and if you love nothing or no
> one else, do love the sky!
>
> EoR*Darla
>
> And now back to me, the Whyz? guy.
> It was that part about "going undetected among them" that bothers me.
> Darla's not supposed to be doing that, but what can we do?
> Where she is, she's the boss.
>
> Thanks for your concern, Nightbat, for Darla and Sil are ever on our minds,
> and it's settling and gentling to see someone from Earth who shares our
> ordeal.
>
> ever thy servant,
>
> Dr. Why?
>
>
--
>Yubiwan <Darl...@spamsocks.aol.com> wrote:
<sneck>
>> Tell The Nightbat not to worry.
>> We must for the most part maintain comm. silence for good reason.
>> And send greetings to all of our Earthian friends, Double-A, Greysky,
>> Virginia, Charles, Bee, Wally, Ray and the rest,
>> Even Art Deco, Widdershins, Aratzio, Bookman and Dug88, Vanilla Gorilla,
>> Raving Loonie and Starlord are deserving of our friendship and respect.
>> Although I can't imagine why some of them don't make a connection between
>> astronomy and the (remote?) possibility of us being people not from Earth,
>> but "from the stars".
>
>I am #1 on da lits.
Hmmm, this lits is wrong. Lits this week are supposed to have
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME as #1.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
"Earthians"??? It's "Earthlings", my green-blooded friend.
Note: Steer clear of quadrant 666, Andromeda SSW. There is an
*extremely* malicious & territorial species dominating that region.
Their claimed territory extends 7 light years/radius from the home
planet. I don't have the font necessary to display the "names" of
either the species or their base planet, but beware of the symbol
that's been associated with them- intensely red, crystal pentagram.
I've told you all I know at this time. Good luck...
C88 {~O-O~}
Very true, especially the assumption that the magical aliens will
soon reveal themselves, thus conveting teh saucerheads from
silly little ko0ks into well-respected "experts" with prestige and
influence.
Free clue for saucerheads. Even if space aliens were to show
up tomorrow, everyone[tine] else will still laugh at you.
ESL!
--
Bookman
Bookman wrote:
>
> On Wed, 04 May 2005 10:01:17 -0600, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> wrote:
>
> >nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> >
> >> nightbat wrote
> >>
> >> Incoming message Earth received 2:58 AM EST
> >>
> >> Yubiwan wrote:
> >> >
> >> > "nightbat" <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:427853A3...@home.ffni.com...
> >> > > nightbat wrote
> >> nightbat
> >>
> >> It's a troll stretch for them I admit, they can't at less even
> >> fathom possible advanced life form initial net contact. They consider
> >> this way beyond them to a certain degree but will be surprised and
> >> accepting once the arriving Star Race multi star ship fleet hopefully
> >> Earth arrives.
> >Art Deco
> >You assume much, nightbat.
> Bookman
> Very true, especially the assumption that the magical aliens will
> soon reveal themselves, thus conveting teh saucerheads from
> silly little ko0ks into well-respected "experts" with prestige and
> influence.
>
> Free clue for saucerheads. Even if space aliens were to show
> up tomorrow, everyone[tine] else will still laugh at you.
>
> ESL!
>
> --
> Bookman
nightbat
Good for we rather have already Star Folk acknowledged trolls
joyfully laugh then die of heart attacks when the net reported giant far
advanced Star Race Ships begin to arrive. Princess Darla has indicated
that a drawback to 1st Official Contact is possible increased mortality
level of planetary Officially visited life forms. As profound Earth
Science Officers elect it is our duty and heavy responsibility to
hopefully reduce said known outcome. We hope you trolls do happily laugh
rather then pass away out of fright.
Thank you Bookman for your net post Darla arriving acknowledged notation
of Earth Science Officer elect " experts" prestige and influence and I
will humbly remember that as the last scramble for Star Ships begin to
take off. Who should live and who should die is not an easy
responsibility to Earth Captain nightbat to bare. The last apprehensive
waiting lines will be long and full of last minute clueless wonders
trying to scramble get a seat on the final departing wave of Starships.
Of course if some net trolls wish to remain on Earth for the predicted
Wormwood 2012 arriving comet, we will let them predicted possible
Armageddon laugh on as we blast off to safely watch the comet planetary
fireworks from afar.
As previously reported make sure you advise the boarding Earth StarShip
receiving Officer if you are prone to high speed travel illness, because
motion pills will be duly issued. All elected select net Earth Science
Officers will be uniform dressed in sky blue and have both the approved
Darla Intergalactic United Federation flight patch and Earth crescent
Dark Comet Earth planetary collision 2012 gold patch.
ponder on,
the nightbat
Mpmppf fmpmfpmppffm pffmppmmmpmfpmfffm mmpmpppmfmffmppfpmmpp
fmpmfpmfffmm mpmpffmppmmfpmp? Ppfpff mfffmm mfffmp pmmfmffmmfmp mmm
ppmmppmpmmfffmfppm mpfppfpff ppmfmffmpfmfmmmpmf
fmmpmffmfpffpfmmffpppmfm?
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Double-A
> Good for we rather have already Star Folk acknowledged trolls
> joyfully laugh then die of heart attacks when the net reported giant far
> advanced Star Race Ships begin to arrive. Princess Darla has indicated
> that a drawback to 1st Official Contact is possible increased mortality
> level of planetary Officially visited life forms.
GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!
--
V.G.
"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:
>
> On Wed, 04 May 2005 17:15:20 -0500, nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <42794978...@home.ffni.com>:
>
> > Good for we rather have already Star Folk acknowledged trolls
> > joyfully laugh then die of heart attacks when the net reported giant far
> > advanced Star Race Ships begin to arrive. Princess Darla has indicated
> > that a drawback to 1st Official Contact is possible increased mortality
> > level of planetary Officially visited life forms.
> V.G.
> GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!
> --
> V.G.
nightbat
Only because of respectfully Princess Darla's transmitted
awareness of your disbelieve troll posting, her forgiving kindness, and
per my heavy Earth Officer responsibility do I respond. " Those with
ability to take action have the responsibility to take action." Some of
the incoming Darla Star Ships will naturally receive and hopefully to be
saved our Worldly Earth National Treasures, precious jewels and metals,
platinum, gold, silver, priceless paintings, total electronic book
history and technology, recorded dvd, cd's, works of art, medical cures
and medicines, ancient museum pieces, in grateful appreciation of saving
those most worthy to be saved. That's a lot of potential Star Ship space
not going to be used to possibly save net trolls or negative aggressive
types, for Star Ship room will be limited. There will definitely be no
room for gobbling clueless turkeys for sure.
ponder on,
the nightbat
If I can't bring my barbecue smoker and my propane grill, I'm not
going anyway.
Outgassing ...
> Mpmppf fmpmfpmppffm pffmppmmmpmfpmfffm mmpmpppmfmffmppfpmmpp
> fmpmfpmfffmm mpmpffmppmmfpmp? Ppfpff mfffmm mfffmp pmmfmffmmfmp mmm
> ppmmppmpmmfffmfppm mpfppfpff ppmfmffmpfmfmmmpmf
> fmmpmffmfpffpfmmffpppmfm?
>
Art farts again ....{{{{ http://tinyurl.com/as79q }}}}
> --
> Official Chief Fartarse
>
> <http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
> <http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>
> Art Deco wrote:
>
> Outgassing ...
>
> > Mpmppf fmpmfpmppffm pffmppmmmpmfpmfffm mmpmpppmfmffmppfpmmpp
> > fmpmfpmfffmm mpmpffmppmmfpmp? Ppfpff mfffmm mfffmp pmmfmffmmfmp mmm
> > ppmmppmpmmfffmfppm mpfppfpff ppmfmffmpfmfmmmpmf
> > fmmpmffmfpffpfmmffpppmfm?
> >
>
>
>
> Art farts again ....{{{{ http://www.kooklinks.com/ravingmoron/ }}}}
>
>
> > --
> > Official Chief Fartarse
> >
> > <http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
> > <http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>
>
You still snecking froups, fanboi?
> V.G.
> If I can't bring my barbecue smoker and my propane grill, I'm not
> going anyway.
> --
> V.G.
nightbat
That is a simple request V.G. and I'll see what can be arranged.
How about one of those Earth large 24 hrs open drug discount chain
grills, the Earth millions sold traveling George Foreman gas models and
mini portable smoker? Propane fuel can be substituted with engineering
Star Ship generator room produced extra plasma higher density spare
energy gas not needed while in orbit around planets. If you bring the
cooking storage fuel tank I'm sure Officer Double-A would be glad to
fill it during his spare time. Unlike normally blue burning propane gas
the extremely high pulsating generator chamber ship plasma produced
transparent gas burns alot hotter and cleaner so you will use or need
much less of it.
carry on,
the nightbat
> > If I can't bring my barbecue smoker and my propane grill, I'm not
> > going anyway.
> > --
> > V.G.
>
> nightbat
>
> That is a simple request V.G. and I'll see what can be
arranged.
> How about one of those Earth large 24 hrs open drug discount chain
> grills, the Earth millions sold traveling George Foreman gas models
and
> mini portable smoker? Propane fuel can be substituted with
engineering
> Star Ship generator room produced extra plasma higher density spare
> energy gas not needed while in orbit around planets. If you bring the
> cooking storage fuel tank I'm sure Officer Double-A would be glad to
> fill it during his spare time.
If we bring Art Deco along, we will have plenty of methane for that
purpose.
Double-A
Can your ship generate charcoal for me? I'm going to need lots of it,
if we're going to be on board for long. If we have to, we can stop
off at a planet along the way, and get some there. I know how to make
my own. It doesn't come out in those pretty little briquettes, but it
works just fine. Come to think of it, I should probably do my
barbecuing planetside, anyway. I don't think it would be particularly
spaceship compatible. Yeah, we pull over at some planet for a few
days every couple of weeks, have a nice barbecue, see if any of the
local fauna are edible, and then be on our way. I like it. If I can
get enough charcoal, the propane is not really necessary.
You can have YOUR food cooked with fart-gas, if that's what you want.
I oughta WHUP YOUR ASS, you damned dirty ape!
Now i gotta clean off all this fuckin' coffee i spat all over my goddam
screen.
Even got down into the freeekin' keeebord -- DAMN --
<g>
> "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the
infidels, would you?"
> - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a
grade school, killing all inside.
>
> Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
>
> Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
happy days and...
starry starry nights!
--
Fly to the stars,
Plea to the wind,
Settle for Mars,
Tis round the bend.
Indelibly yours,
Paine
Apostate!
Aliens are actually US in the future!
--
ah
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