He is a former aide to newsman walter kronkite. Former nasa advisor
and winner of the angstrom medal for his 'science' work.
Also, he is a well known kookologist. In fact he is the only
kookologist on earth currently.
University of kookdem closed down in 1986 because of an unpredicted
earthquake in some dude's closet.
Now u know.
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>I just heard this guy for the first time on late night radio.
>He seems to be a rather curious fellow......
>Does he work for NASA? (glub help us if so)
He only thinks he did. He claims a LOT of crap, all of it bogus.
Elucidation lies just a click away with these links:
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/hoagland/index.html
http://www.skepticalmind.com/hoagland.html
http://www.ufowatchdog.com/hoagie.html
http://www.cassiopaea.org/quantum_future/thoughts_1.htm
http://www.irupert.com/mars/hoaxland.html
http://home.teleport.com/~photoget/angstrom.htm
http://members.aol.com/garypos2/Hoagland.html
HTH
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He WISHES he worked for NASA but that would require years of therapy and
medication to correct his ability to see conspiracy theories behind every
corner.
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DW
He is the guy who swears to this day that the face on Mars is real and was
built by the former inhabitants of that planet. They resided in the city
complex called Cydonia. He also maintains that NASA's main function is to
go to Mars, for the expressed purpose of finding traces of an ancient
civilization, just so they can subsequently cover up the evidence.
Do I need to say more ....
Oh, I also HIGHLY recommend his website and blog, it is GREAT entertainment.
www.enterprisemission.com - Tin Foil hats optional.
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"Ed Sather" <sath...@wvi.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.enterprisemission.com/
> Yes, he is considered outside the lockstep mainstream by the orthodox
> science community. He has also been correct on several astronomy
> predictions. Read his works and make your own decision. I found
> something crazy amusing and other thing reall insightful. He has
> written several books, maybe check Amazon. Regular member of CtoC
> Radio. So check Archieves.
My favorite page has to be:
http://www.enterprisemission.com/pasadena2.html
About two thirds down the page he explains how there
are howitzers on Mars.
Follow the link at the bottom to see what he thinks
are German panzers halfway down the next page.
Amazing, the depths of pareidolia old Dick dives into.
>
Oh lets, like the time he claimed that the tiny Pathfinder rover
rolled over to the face to blow it up just to embarrass him.
> lately ive been getting dizzy all the time. ill be in the car and ill
> get dizzy.ill be on the copmputer and getting dizzy or just getting
> dizzy doing whatevre.i dont know why its happening and i dont wanna
> tell my mum.
Little orphan Annie was correct on her Astronomy prediction - it doesn't
really mean that much.
>Read his works and make your own decision. I found
> something crazy amusing and other thing reall insightful. He has
> written several books, maybe check Amazon. Regular member of CtoC
> Radio. So check Archieves.
Or you can spend your time doing something else.
Heathen!
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>DrPostman wrote:
>> On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:23:28 -0500, "aaa" <a...@aaa.us> in accordance
>> with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>>I just heard this guy for the first time on late night radio.
>>>He seems to be a rather curious fellow......
>>>Does he work for NASA? (glub help us if so)
>>
>>
>> He only thinks he did. He claims a LOT of crap, all of it bogus.
>> Elucidation lies just a click away with these links:
>> http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/hoagland/index.html
>> http://www.skepticalmind.com/hoagland.html
>> http://www.ufowatchdog.com/hoagie.html
>> http://www.cassiopaea.org/quantum_future/thoughts_1.htm
>> http://www.irupert.com/mars/hoaxland.html
>> http://home.teleport.com/~photoget/angstrom.htm
>> http://members.aol.com/garypos2/Hoagland.html
>>
>> HTH
>
>Heathen!
I know, I can't help it though. After sitting through one of his
6 hour "lectures" he gave I can't help myself. I want my
$10 back.
Amazing that Richard CEEE has left that page up for so many years so
that so many of the AFA-B ILK can continue to laugh at him and his
ideas.
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"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
"...the poles of Earth are tipped further away from the sun
now, because the use of EM weaponry caused the Earth's
mantle to shift."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...
He is a performance artist who shows up on late night kook radio
to beg for money from the terminally stupid.
He's Bush's border control Czar.
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Dick CEEEEE must be on the cusp of either begging big time for money or
getting a real job, his begging has gone into hyperdelusional mode, he is
even offering advertising space on missionaryposition.com. I guess
pseudoscientists are beyond having a real job.
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DW
He is so habituated to it now I'm sure he no longer notices.
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DW
*emotionless stare*
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LIES!
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Currently running geometric analyses--and identifying signs of life--in the
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>"aaa" <a...@aaa.us> wrote in message
>news:abce8$43a127fb$d1cc41e1$22...@snip.allthenewsgroups.com...
>> I just heard this guy for the first time on late night radio.
>> He seems to be a rather curious fellow......
>> Does he work for NASA? (glub help us if so)
>He is the guy who swears to this day that the face on Mars is real and was
>built by the former inhabitants of that planet. They resided in the city
>complex called Cydonia. He also maintains that NASA's main function is to
>go to Mars, for the expressed purpose of finding traces of an ancient
>civilization, just so they can subsequently cover up the evidence.
>Do I need to say more ....
>>Oh lets, like the time he claimed that the tiny Pathfinder rover
>>rolled over to the face to blow it up just to embarrass him.
For a bunch of assholes who claim they never listen to CtoC you sure
seem to know a lot about it.
Ah, Hoagland is the guy who wrote "The Monuments of Mars".
It was an intriguing idea in its time, but he should have retracted
when the better pictures came back.
Double-A
Most of us used to listen. The bullshit go too much to handle. I
believe in understanding something before I criticize it. Try it
sometime.
I guess I gave up the night a caller told fArt that he believed that
the 500 year old plus phenomena called El Nino might be caused
by nuke weapons tests 50 years ago. fArt agreed with him. The
worst was when fArt claimed that he believed lighting farts caused
spontaneous human combustion. How can anyone stand to keep
listening to a show like that, unless they are a brain dead numbnut
fool like you?
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<arkad...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:08:15 -0800, "Hagar" <h...@sahm.name> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>You don't need to hear C to C, that guy has been around long enough to know
>of his hogwash. He used to have a TV ad that would play during the Stra Trek
>shows and for awhile on the sci-fi channel too.
I'm surprised he came up with the cash to do that. I am not surprised
that I missed them. Gratified, actually.
Can't be happy about that.
If I had the money I'd like to buy him a ONE WAY ticket to Mars and just
leave'm there.
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"DrPostman" <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote in message
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>If I had the money I'd like to buy him a ONE WAY ticket to Mars and just
>leave'm there.
A coach class ticket to mars would likely cost something above $5
Million USD. However, just use an old rocket, like the apollo years
and send him there. No, he won't make it there but for about 3 weeks
he will think his is on his way. Then tell him, ooops wrong rocket.
In under 3 weeks he could code a website with stories of his journey
to mars, however the ending would be something along the lines of it
being really super cold and hard to breathe inside the capsule for
some reason.
We should use these rockets to launch liberals into space also. Tell
them they are in for a free ride to the moon. And they would indeed
make it TO the moon. Then they will ask about the return trip, then we
could tell them they never asked that and we never said anything about
a return trip.
Get in a cab and ask cabbie for trip to ER. Then call another cabbie
for return trip. OR Tell cabbie taking you to ER to wait outside and
take you home later.
See you have to be specific with kooks and hookers, but not to
liberals.
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"Theodore Baldwin Boothe III" <DNC...@YAHOO.COM> wrote in message
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>At that time he was "Selling" his tapes that would prove that life was on
>Mars and had built the "Face". I have wondered what he thinks of the new
>close up hi-rez photos of the face mound that show it as just wearthed rock?
>
>Can't be happy about that.
At one point I heard him claim that Pathfinder rolled over to it and
blew it up, just so that NASA could embarrass him. He actually
claimed that.
>If I had the money I'd like to buy him a ONE WAY ticket to Mars and just
>leave'm there.
Donations wouldn't be hard to come by from this group.
> On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:23:28 -0500, "aaa" <a...@aaa.us> wrote:
>
>>I just heard this guy for the first time on late night radio.
>>He seems to be a rather curious fellow......
>>Does he work for NASA? (glub help us if so)
>
> http://www.enterprisemission.com/
> Yes, he is considered outside the lockstep mainstream by the orthodox
> science community. He has also been correct on several astronomy
> predictions. Read his works and make your own decision. I found
Which predictions? I've read his works and decided he needs to
take some basic science classes; maybe attend gradeschool again.
He still insists that the "face on Mars" is from an ancient civili-
zation, even though recent photos prove him clearly wrong.
> something crazy amusing and other thing reall insightful. He has
> written several books, maybe check Amazon. Regular member of CtoC
> Radio. So check Archieves.
Coast2CoastAM is fun to hear when the hot milk doesn't kick in.
However, it is not science.
> On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:15:07 -0500, "Darkwing"
> <theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>>
>>"Darkwing" <theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:nt6dnX8tNNX...@giganews.com...
>>>
>>> "aaa" <a...@aaa.us> wrote in message
>>> news:abce8$43a127fb$d1cc41e1$22...@snip.allthenewsgroups.com...
>>>>I just heard this guy for the first time on late night radio.
>>>> He seems to be a rather curious fellow......
[...]
> My favorite page has to be:
> http://www.enterprisemission.com/pasadena2.html
> About two thirds down the page he explains how there
> are howitzers on Mars.
>
> Follow the link at the bottom to see what he thinks
> are German panzers halfway down the next page.
>
> Amazing, the depths of pareidolia old Dick dives into.
I had to look at it for myself. I remember reading about "Alter-
native 003" in the seventies, where some guy claimed the NAZIs
had bases on the moon and Mars and the US had lost the war. I
almost thought that Hoagland was crazy enough to requote that
garbage. Fortunately he came up with his own crap.
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"DrPostman" <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote in message
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>
> At one point I heard him claim that Pathfinder rolled over to it and
> blew it up, just so that NASA could embarrass him. He actually
> claimed that.
>
Sedona is that kook magnet in Arizona where they have harmonic convergences
and vortexes and the like. The place on Mars is called "Cydonia". Neither is
inhabited by intelligent life.
That's an interesting question, because we don't think about it much, but
everyone needs income. I wonder whether Hoagland's visible work supports
him, or maybe he's got something else keeping him going. Remember that
Batman can only do what he does because he's independently wealthy and
doesn't have to punch a time clock. Does Hoagland have a trust fund?
>"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Ouch! That had to hurt, and on so many levels.
>"Darkwing" <theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com> wrote in message
I think he charges Bell for his "talents" at Greek Night at the
doublewide.
I make it my mission to spank pseudoscience and pseudoscientists wherever
they p0ast and prey.
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DW
Froup-Snecking Infidel!
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ah
> He still insists that the "face on Mars" is from an ancient civili-
> zation, even though recent photos prove him clearly wrong.
Survey says?
"AAAAIAIIINNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!"
>
>> something crazy amusing and other thing reall insightful. He has
>> written several books, maybe check Amazon. Regular member of CtoC
>> Radio. So check Archieves.
>
> Coast2CoastAM is fun to hear when the hot milk doesn't kick in.
> However, it is not science.
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ah
Heathen!
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ah
Duh.
There is only one Rule in demon.local: no sincerity.
Mind this and there will be no trouble.
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ah
Like, OMG!
LOL!
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ah
Sincerely?
You'll not be warned again.
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Jupiter.
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Mars bars.
+++++
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Kerf losses.
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Kerning issues.
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Your neighbors, Art?
Your neighbors, China?
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Ingrown incisor.
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More Happy juice.
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Yet More Happy juice.
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Even Yet More Happy juice.
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Fresh Squeezed Even Yet More Happy juice.
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I an' I be 'opin' so.
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Aye.
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Look into me aye . . . .
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Which one?
> --
> ah
<spotlight>This is your moment to shine!!</spotlight>
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ah
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I'd prefer it if Rudy led the way.
> --
> ah
Rudy's dead.
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ah
What?!?! Why wasn't I told?
> --
> ah
Non-culpability.
--
ah
How can you say that?
> --
> ah
Dem magical fangers, boss man.
Life's been good to me, Bruce.
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ah
> --
> ah
My lawyer told me to.
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They will be posting under my name for as long as they want to.
Void where prohibited by law !
H.J.
> say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>
How can he say that?
> --
> ah
I paid him to.
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ah
How could you do that?
> --
> ah
It burns a hole in my pocket, otherwise.
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