VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
for recognition this month are such notables as Michael J. "Dogfucker"
Cranston the stalker-k00k, Jacky the post-editing nightbat, Brad "far
less bigoted than the average Jew" Guth, Jeff "Get out of MY group, you
dirty spammers!" Noble, Gerald "SEAN MONAGHAN HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS please
don't hurt me" Newton, "Mettas Mother" the Kadaitcha Man forger (or one
of them), Paine "Einstein knew about flowing space, no really"
Ellsworth, Steve "Dogfucker's twin and nemesis" Chaney, Matt Giwer the
Nazi apologist, Roy "Tristan" Hauer the Jabriol apologist, Andrew B.
"False Prophet" Chung, Chuck "pedo-stalker-k00k-plagiarist" Lysaght,
Hagar the Horrible Lamer, Phil "YOU are a KNOW NOTHING CRIMINAL
LIAR !!" Allison, Bill "flowing space makes lots of sense, never mind
what those coffeboys and alleged scientists say" Sheppard, Jeff
"Outlook, the primary standard after Google" Relf, Vito "usenet would be
so much nicer if you stupid idiots were more polite" Kuhn, Michael "no
relation to Henry" Schmidt, Nukleus/Bloxy/Terminator/Big-8 CEO/"that
spamming idiot on a Ukrainian server you just killfiled three
times"/Gennady Kalmykov, Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr, Martin X.
"Sure, I'll kiss Tim's arse" Moleski,
Saditha/babalooyoutoo/ahorseis_forever/"that other spamming idiot you
just killfiled ten times", Dustin "RAiD"/"Outer Filth"/"email is not a
private means of communication" Cook, Andre "soc.fr00t" Lieven, Walter
"my middle name's 'Illucid'" Mautner, Warhol the Muslim saucerhead and
mixmaster of mythoi, Gary "flatfish"/"Roy Schestowitz's forger"/"Laura
Shillingford"/"Le Farter"/"Le Yammy"/"Leaking Onion"/"Leo Diaz"/"Les
Cramer"/"Les Turner"/"Les Walton"/"Leslie
Bassman"/"Lilly"/"Lindy"/"linux.curious"/"Linux Exposer"/etc Stewart,
the Brandy Haters Cabal (as trained by Brandy Alexandre), Richard "at
least once openly volunteered the fact that he's a pedo"/"The St00pid"
Bullis, Azure the "Pictsie"/"Pixie", news.groups.proposals (where, if
you've got the RFD for a moderated group, they've got just the rubber
stamp you need, but if it's for just another unmoderated group, get out,
ya bum, who needs you?), the saucerheads of alt.astronomy (funny how
there don't seem to be any openly gay s'heads among them, what with all
the gay lames they spew), and the PorchMonkey4Life, striving only to
hold onto his position in the Office of Village Idiot, this month.
Now, on with the voting, and feel free to confine your ballot to AUK
only!
All Hail Fluffy! On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:23:24 +0000, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler whined:
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> next time the candidate might be *you*.
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>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Mettas Mother
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Matt Giwer
> Roy "Tristan" Hauer
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> Hagar
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Phil Allison
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Sheppard
> Jeff Relf
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
> Nukleus/Bloxy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
> Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Dustin Cook
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lieven
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Walter Mautner
> Warhol
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
> Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charlotte L. Blackmer
> Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
> Wally Anglesea
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> PorchMonkey4Life
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Azure
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> news.groups.proposals
> The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
>
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>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
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Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; mhm 29 x 21; Usenet Ruiner #5
Awl Hale Teh Mity Poast Kount!
The meow.fuckhead; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)
At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0
"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
<Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>
Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:
> Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
> Dribbles???
"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
continue flame you because I like kicking retards around." -- The
Monkey-man is unaware that Max Grrl only _has_ one nym. MID:
<jq9xh.875$hH2.700@trnddc02>
"Open wide and wait for a $hit explosion, turdboy" -- Joxer isn't very
well-acquainted with the concept of not aiming the flamethrower at his
own position. MID: <r7Wxh.2191$384.676@trnddc05>
>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.
"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>
"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.
"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.
"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?
"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>
"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>
"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>
"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than posting
Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant
"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607....@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin K00k's delusions of grandeur reached new heights,
in Message-ID: <Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
<fea985f50107c84f4d1...@mygate.mailgate.org>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>
"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.
Att: All Earth Science Team Officers
Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID: <5936a$44ec171f$46e3a618$28...@COMTECK.COM>
"Real meaning: 'Repeatedly another raw-boned lout twitters, but some
mankhead recurrently thereafter erodes the hymen. If another habitual
criminal beyond a fat cell advises some fermentation bucket, then the
show-off respecting another swamp-donkey glides. Now and then, some
jawless fusspot periphrastically disturbs a mechanic with an inchworm.
When you see another impacted tooth, it means that a bitch round a fried
egg wobbles.
The walrus squeals, and another flathead amid a ham sandwich burns;
however, a flasher charms a scabby codpiece. Another sheep with another
taco tickler wakes, and the hedgehog sees another zigzagger. When some
tatterdemalion afore the fungus is frightfully swaggering, some ruffian
reportingly starts a bank manager.
Another vegetative door-to-door salesman splashes, and a dung ball
respecting the motherfucker smiles; however, a hamster drinks a hifalutin
fowl. Another alienated zoo exhibit comes, while some depressing hose bag
finds some futtock. When you see another tonsil, it means that a cholera
germ amongst another trollop sweats. Some dizzily stony-broke wretch is
nosy. Some melancholic homo endlessly dangles some thereupon pus-filled
fumbler.'" -- Kadaitcha interprets batty's advice in a most wise and
insightful manner, in MID: <5m0ln4$znk$o...@emaciated-marshmallows.net.au>
"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
> A Christian is a citizen of Christ Jesus' kingdom just as an American is
> a citizen of the United States.
Whatever you've been smoking, it's making you spew great lines for a
"Cheech and Chung" movie.
-- Chadwick Stone to Andrew B., in MID:
<f98Hg.249738$bN2....@fe09.news.easynews.com>
Art Deco
of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:
> Mittas Mother
> Andre Lievin
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Art Deco
>Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
>* you are a notorious net.kook
>* you attempt to vote twice
>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>* you vote for or against yourself
>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
I realize that protocol dictates that nominators support their
candidates, and that I put frootbat up, but crasston has crossed a line
with his real-life kookery that cannot be ignored. Thus I must break
protocol and vote for the kookier candidate.
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] Brad Guth
> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Hi, Brad!
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Mittas Mother
[X] Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
Frootbat with his post editing stands heads and shoulders above the
rest, even G-dolf.
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
[X] Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
painsnuh
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] Matt Giwer
> Roy "Tristan" Hauer
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Gwibberish -- long overdue
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
[X] Hagar
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
Hagar the Hypocrite with his gay lames and Clockbrain slurping
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
[X] Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
Frootbat likely won't win, but he deserves it.
>
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Phil Allison
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
crasston
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] Bill Sheppard
> Jeff Relf
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
BS with his worship of the Flowing Space Nonsense religion and the
alleged Wolter the imaginary physicist
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
[X] Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
painsnuh for his valiant defense of the FSN
>
>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
[Y] Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
Long overdue
>
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
[X] Nukleus/Bloxy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Bloxy
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
[X] Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Dustin Cook
[X] Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
THe profound lamer
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
[X] Andre Lievin
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Walter Mautner
[X] Warhol
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
fez-head and his 15" schlong
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
[X] Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
E=mc^3 says it all
>
>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
> YES
> NO
[X] Abstain
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
[X] Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
An easy one
>
>HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charlotte L. Blackmer
> Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
[X] Wally Anglesea
> None of the above
> Abstain
Long overdue
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
[X] Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
painsnuh again
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
[X] PorchMonkey4Life
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Abstain
PM4L
>
>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
[X] Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Azure
> Abstain
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> news.groups.proposals
[X] The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
John "C"
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:010420070913270533%er...@caballista.org...
> Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
> of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
> plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:
>
HJ
John "C"
"Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW" <BiGWhi...@yahoo.com> wrote
in message
> Hail Eris, and welcome to the March 2007 Usenet K00k Awards ballot!
<snipped Gay content>
Yeah, More Gay Awards from Gay Old people!
HJ
T Wake
"John "C"" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
news:sO2dnRMa9YBvTZLb...@centurytel.net...
Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself.
Phineas T Puddleduck
Xns9905E2BDB827w...@204.153.245.131, "Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler" <wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Nightbat, for his tireless efforts in ridding the world of true science, a
p0astedit at a time
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Brad. Every time I see the evening star I think of poor Brad's aliens
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Mittas Mother
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
Nightbat again. His p0astediting skills are now legendary.
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
Painius. Although NB is worthy competition, and it breaks my heart to see
the family torn like this, Painius's attempt to solve all the unknown
problems in physics by not knowing anything about it is just stellar ;-) (Ps
Painius learnt about high Z element nucleosynthesis yet?)
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Matt Giwer
> Roy "Tristan" Hauer
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> Hagar
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
Hagar. Like his fellow incompetent Outhouse, He tries to make gay lames an
insult again. So far, he's tried at least 10^372 times to be funny and
failed every time.
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
Nightbat - spnaked so hard he enjoys it.
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Phil Allison
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Mike
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Sheppard
> Jeff Relf
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Ouch. Tough call. But Bill wins because Jeff cannot draw upon imaginary
physicists like Bill can. Jeff can call on rewriting the words of dead men,
but Bill uses that tool too.
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
Painius. He runs, he shoots, he punts the balls 10 yards wide. But bless
him, he keeps on trying.
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
Yes
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
> Nukleus/Bloxy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Abstain
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
> Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Dustin Cook
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
Nightbat fluttering in the dead of night, take these broken lames and learn
to fly. All your life, you have just been waiting for these awards to
arrive.
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lievin
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Walter Mautner
> Warhol
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Warty. All the way. When I hear of him blowing himself up on news at ten I
can think, I knew that loon.
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Painius. Clue resistant to the end.
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
> Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Mr Newton, step forward!
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charlotte L. Blackmer
> Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
> Wally Anglesea
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
Mr Anglesea, not named after the small island of the coast of North Wales.
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
Arghhhhhhhhhhh
Tough tough call.
Painius though just edges it with his patented "start out polite then build
to a froth before disappearing again"
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> PorchMonkey4Life
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Abstain
PM4L
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Azure
> Abstain
Ker-Chung!
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> news.groups.proposals
> The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
Saucerheads!
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Painius admits he cannot answer a single question to NB:
"Yes, you're right of course, NB. And they get very useless very quickly.
I shall do my best to ignore them, as you wish."
Twittering One
How about some NEW blood ~ ?"
~ Folly
Larry Huntley
>
[X] Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
[X] Brad Guth
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
[X] Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>
[X] Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
[X] Matt Giwer
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
[X] Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
[X] Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
Abstain
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
[X] Jeff Relf
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
Abstain
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>
[X] Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
Abstain
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>
Abstain
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
[X] Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
Abstain
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
Abstain
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
Abstain
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
Abstain
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>
[X] Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
[X] Wally Anglesea
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
[X] Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
[X] Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
[X] Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
[X] The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
- L
--
Larry Huntley Portland, OR
Skep-Ti-Cult Member #130-978649-969 (no Snazzy Rank)
Eric Gisse
> Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
> of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
> plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:
>
>
>
>
> >Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook
> >Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> >burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> >Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> >* you are a notorious net.kook
> >* you attempt to vote twice
> >* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> >* you vote for or against yourself
> >* you vote in a thread other than this one
> >* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> >* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> >* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> >* you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> >until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
> >Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> >KOOK OF THE MONTH
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> > Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> > Neither of the above
> > Abstain
Nightbat.
>
> >CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Brad Guth
> > Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
> > Neither of the above
> > Abstain
Brad Guth
>
> >COWARD OF THE MONTH
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> > Mittas Mother
> > Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
What the hell? Alaska? I should check this shit out.
>
> >LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> > Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> > Steve Chaney
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
Nightbaaaat.
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
Jeff Relf
>
> >GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> > Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
> > Steve Chaney
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
Abstain
>
> >GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> > Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
> > YES
> > NO
> > Abstain
YES
>
> >SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
> > Nukleus/Bloxy
> > Neither of the above
> > Abstain
Abstain
>
> >TAR & FEATHERS
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Catherine Burr
> > Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
> > Neither of the above
> > Abstain
Abstain
>
> >BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> > Babaloonie
> > Dustin Cook
> > Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
Nightbat
>
> >UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> > Andre Lievin
> > YES
> > NO
> > Abstain
YES
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
Painius
>
> >OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> > (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> > Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> > PorchMonkey4Life
> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> > Abstain
Abstain
>
> >KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> > (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> > Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> > Azure
> > Abstain
Abstain
>
> >MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> > (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> > news.groups.proposals
> > The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> > Abstain
news.groups.proposals
ah
He is beside himself.
nightbat
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
Darth Devo
"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"
Bart Devo
<wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
> Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
> of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
> plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>
>>Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet Kook
>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>>* you are a auk notorious net.kook
>>* you attempt to vote twice
>>* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>* you vote for or against yourself
>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
>>* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent
>>
>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Brad Guth
>>Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>>Mittas Mother
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Bookman
>>Steve Chaney
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Matt Giwer
>>Roy "Tristan" Hauer
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>>Hagar
>>Steve Chaney
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>PALMJOB PADDLE
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>>Phil Allison
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Jeff Relf
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Steve Chaney
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>Bookman
>>Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
>>YES
>>NO
>>Abstain
>>
>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Puddles the Duck
>>Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>>Nukleus/Bloxy
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>TAR & FEATHERS
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Catherine Burr
>>Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Babaloonie
>>Dustin Cook
>>Puddles the Duck
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Andre Lievin
>>YES
>>NO
>>Abstain
>>
>>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Walter Mautner
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Gary "flatfish" Stewart
>>YES
>>NO
>>Abstain
>>
>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
>>Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
>>Neither of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>HAMMER OF THOR
>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>Bookman
>>Charlotte L. Blackmer
>>Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
>>Wally Anglesea
>>None of the above
>>Abstain
>>
>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>(Vote for one or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Bookman
>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>Abstain
>>
>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>>(Vote for one or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>>PorchMonkey4Life
>>Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>>Abstain
>>
>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>>(Vote for one or abstain)
>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>Azure
>>Abstain
>>
>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>>(Vote for one or abstain)
>>Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys
>>news.groups.proposals
>>Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's
>>Abstain
>>
>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
>
Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> Art Deco wrote:
> "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>
> Darth Devo
> "You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"
>
> Bart Devo
> <wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
I own j00 so bad nightbat.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Republican supremacy,
piracy, blackmail. Ku klux klan. Humanity does not recognize it,
opposes it.
Criminal supremacy stems to the 1930's KKK and it is terrorism.
Under Bush who practices racial clensing by staying in Iraq and unlike
Israel
who went in, cleaned up the terrorist camps and weeks later left and
did not
stay with it's radical clensing projects to erect a model Arab, as
Bush
speaks of erecting a model country out of Iraq for the whole Arab
world,
a country better than Arabs.
Americans don't see their radical supremacy and racism. In other
countries
presidents who conspire are removed, but the great comoter and his
people
know Bush won't be removed, EVER, BY ANYONE.
A great mistake, history might give a hint. Bush immensely worsened
racism.
80-90 percent of Arabs (and the world) thinks negatively of Americans,
while
in the past Arabs thought positively of Americans according to
statistics.
Bush compromized safety with racism, and that is a corruption.
Criminal
supremacy stems to the 1930's KKK and it is terrorism. Bush is a
racist
supremacist (look at his religious circumcized country).
Never argue with circumcized people, prove me wrong. They see eternal
justice and God and stuff.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Radical supremacy, cased closed. Discriminative psychosis, racist
madness.
Phineas T Puddleduck
"gb6...@yahoo.com" <gb6...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Chronic repression of human rights, the lowest. Hate campaigns,
> Republican supremacy,
> piracy, blackmail. Ku klux klan. Humanity does not recognize it,
> opposes it.
Oh shut up loon
gb6...@yahoo.com
Ceausescu's secret police after Ceausescu is gone. He is Romanian,
part Republican American.
gb6...@yahoo.com
discriminate freely
(note discriminate freely).
Criminal discrimination.
Those who discriminate freely violate human rights.
gb6...@yahoo.com
gb6...@yahoo.com
> > Republican supremacy,
> > piracy, blackmail. Ku klux klan. Humanity does not recognize it,
> > opposes it.
>
> Oh shut up loon
Another republican namecalling with the only mindset of blackmailing
supremacy,
raised in a radical supremacist country, brainwashed and tortured all
your life.
Get a life, your president commits attrocities and racist clensing and
not even
your Democrats are able to think.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Americans don't know appology only blackmail.
Phineas T Puddleduck
"gb6...@yahoo.com" <gb6...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Not American. Don't live in America - hence not MY president.
Shut up loon.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Americans don't know appology only blackmail and supremacy.
In days of slavery the situation was the same. I stretched and
pulled the nipples of an all-supreme short slave owner and spoke to
his big dark sunglasses: now you have long man nipples. You can
sniff it but don't bite it, it might give a bad image to the slaves.
Piracy, supremacy and blackmail money marches the haya
urge to stay, and only that as that, with the longest man nipples.
gb6...@yahoo.com
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
Mommy can I have a talking Pet auk fake Ducky!
> On 1/4/07 06:23, in article
> Xns9905E2BDB827w...@204.153.245.131, "Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler" <wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
> "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>
>>Here follows the one true ballot for the auk lost in space March 2007 Usenet Kook
>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>>* you are a notorious auk net.kook
>>* you attempt to vote twice
>>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable auk sockpuppet
>>* you vote for or against yourself
>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Fake Wrangler
>>* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent
>>
>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>
>
> Deco, for his tireless efforts in ridding the world of true science, a
> clueless lame at a time
>
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> Brad Guth
>> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Me Ducky of course. Every time I see the evening star I think of hot Deco's behind
>
>
>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>> Mittas Mother
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Deco again. His clueless laming skills are now legendary.
>
>
>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> Bookman
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Deco. Although NB is worthy competition, and it breaks my heart to see
> the family torn like this, Deco's attempt to groups post all the unknown
> problems in science by not knowing anything about it is just stellar ;-) (Ps
> Deco learnt about high Z element nucleosynthesis yet?)
>
>
>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Matt Giwer
>> Roy "Tristan" Hauer
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Abstain
>
>
>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>> Hagar
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Deco. Like his fellow incompetent Bookman, He tries to make gay lames an
> insult again. So far, he's tried at least 10^372 times to be funny and
> failed every time.
>
>
>>PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Deco - spnaked so hard he enjoys it.
>
>
>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Phil Allison
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Deco
>
>
>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> Bill Sheppard
>> Jeff Relf
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Ouch. Tough call. But I win because Jeff cannot draw upon imaginary
> physicists like I think I am. Jeff can call on rewriting the words of dead men,
> but Bill uses that tool too.
>
>
>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
>
> Deco. He runs, he shoots, he punts the balls 10 yards wide. But bless
> him, he keeps on trying.
>
>
>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>> Bookman
>> Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>
>
> Yes Bookman
>
>
>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Puddles the Duck
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>> Nukleus/Bloxy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Abstain
>
>
>>TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Catherine Burr
>> Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Abstain
>
>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Babaloonie
>> Dustin Cook
>> Puddles the Duck
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>
>
> Deco fluttering in the dead of cluelessness, take these broken lames and learn
> to fly. All your life, you have just been waiting for these awards to
> arrive.
>
>
>
>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Andre Lievin
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>
>
> Abstain
>
>
>>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Walter Mautner
>> Warhol
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
>
> Deco. All the way. When I hear of him blowing me on news at ten I
> can think, I love that loon.
>
>
>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Puddles the Duck
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
> Me Ducky definitely. Clue resistant to the end.
>
>
>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>
>
> Abstain
>
>
>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
>> Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>
>
> Deco, step forward!
>
>>HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>> Bookman
>> Charlotte L. Blackmer
>> Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
>> Wally Anglesea
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>
>
> Mr Anglesea, not named after the small island of the coast of North Wales.
>
>
>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Bookman
>> Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>> Abstain
>
>
> Arghhhhhhhhhhh
> Tough tough call.
>
> Deco though just edges it with his patented stalking "start out polite then build
> to a froth before disappearing again"
>
>
>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>> Abstain
>
>
> PM4L
>
>
>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>> Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Azure
>> Abstain
>
>
> Ker-Chung!
>
>
>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>> Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys
>> news.groups.proposals
>> Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's
>> Abstain
>
>
> clueless auk twins!
>
>
>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
>
Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> Daffy Ducky
>
> Art Deco wrote:
> "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
> Mommy can I have a talking Pet auk fake Ducky!
You really are obsessed with me now. 99% of your posts are p0ast edits
obsessing over either Art or myself.
nightbat
gb6...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Criminal obsession to blacklist. With all of humanity I protest.
>
nightbat
The stalking gay laming auk coffeeboys have the US freedom of
speech net right to make fools of themselves. As profound AA Earth
Science Team Officers it's our honorary duty to defend all including the
so clueless auk featherbrains.
"If you seek glory, authority is not all that it's cracked up to be"
ponder on,
Captain nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat
>
> The stalking gay laming auk coffeeboys have the US freedom of
> speech net right to make fools of themselves. As profound AA Earth
> Science Team Officers it's our honorary duty to defend all including the
> so clueless auk featherbrains.
Nightbat
It is your minions doing the gay laming, which is public record in the
Google groups archive. Post one single gay lame I have made...
You can't cause yet again you're a pathological liar.
Keep on campaigning kook, you're gonna increase your kook awards this
month. Even your profound science officers have run away to avoid
winning more.
John "C"
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> Post one single gay lame I have made...
>
You posted under the wrong name, Art Deco says that!
YOU'RE BUSTED!!!!
Now we know for sure that you are "FAKE".
HJ
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
> In article <78910$46105e55$46e3a6b2$22...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>nightbat
>>
>> The stalking gay laming auk coffeeboys have the US freedom of
>>speech net right to make fools of themselves. As profound AA Earth
>>Science Team Officers it's our honorary duty to defend all including the
>>so clueless auk featherbrains.
>
>
>
> Nightbat
>
> It is my auk minions doing the gay laming, which is public record in the
> Google groups archive. Post one single gay lame I have made...See:Puddleduck
>
> You can cause yet again you're a profound Science Officer.
>
> Keep on profound posting Sir, you're gonna increase my own ducky well
> deserved auk kook awards this month. Even your profound science officers
> have been well protected to avoid winning more of my gay stalking interest.
>
nightbat
You have no permission to speak to the Captain gay laming auk
clueless bird. Your very ducky name is a lame featherbrain. And your
pathetic attempts at clueless posting in profound science groups is also
gay and lame. Get back in your Captain Stowfiled cage where you belong
self admitted milk allergy child. Your auk so fake awards are overdone,
clue get a life. Your vomit is starting to stink up the net, clean it
up, and change that Captain forbidden smelly nano diaper of yours.
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> You have no permission to speak to the Captain gay laming auk
> clueless bird.
Stop me then
> Your very ducky name is a lame featherbrain. And your
> pathetic attempts at clueless posting in profound science groups is also
> gay and lame.
Yep there we go again. You can't argue so you lame, when you're not
p0ast editing coward!
> Get back in your Captain Stowfiled cage where you belong
> self admitted milk allergy child.
Thats the most pathetic insult you've ever made, and for you thats a
hell of an achievement. How shameful that I have an intolerance to
certain natural sugars!
> Your auk so fake awards are overdone,
> clue get a life. Your vomit is starting to stink up the net, clean it
> up, and change that Captain forbidden smelly nano diaper of yours.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Nightbat is melting down! Post some more lames,
frootloop. You're doing a fantastic job of campaigning for more awards!
John "C"
> In article <af68e$4610687a$46e3a6b2$24...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> > You have no permission to speak to the Captain gay laming auk
> > clueless bird.
>
> Stop me then
>
You're such a scary little duck.
> > Your very ducky name is a lame featherbrain. And your
> > pathetic attempts at clueless posting in profound science groups is also
> > gay and lame.
>
> Yep there we go again. You can't argue so you lame
You can't think so you suck Art Deco's DICK!!
> > Get back in your Captain Stowfiled cage where you belong
> > self admitted milk allergy child.
>
> Thats the most pathetic insult you've ever made
You are pathetic, Gay Duck!
> > Your auk so fake awards are overdone,
> > clue get a life. Your vomit is starting to stink up the net, clean it
> > up, and change that Captain forbidden smelly nano diaper of yours.
>
> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Nightbat is melting down!
We'll see whose melting when you arrive in hell for being Gay!
Your Pal,
HJ
gb6...@yahoo.com
wrote:
> In article <78910$46105e55$46e3a6b2$22...@COMTECK.COM>,
>
> nightbat <night...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> > nightbat
>
> > The stalking gay laming auk coffeeboys have the US freedom of
> > speech net right to make fools of themselves. As profound AA Earth
> > Science Team Officers it's our honorary duty to defend all including the
> > so clueless auk featherbrains.
>
> Nightbat
>
> It is your minions doing the gay laming, which is public record in the
> Google groups archive. Post one single gay lame I have made...
>
> You can't cause yet again you're a pathological liar.
>
> Keep on campaigning kook, you're gonna increase your kook awards this
> month. Even your profound science officers have run away to avoid
> winning more.
Language of supremacy from South Africa. No wonder you hate blacks,
shining ass for work, ass cream, man nipple stretchers. I am not
reallt a human rights activist, I am like you, except that I am a
cannibal.
I eat people. The only reason I can eat people is because there is a
level. I hang them on trees by their man nipples.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Very kind people online, nutricious talk.
gb6...@yahoo.com
I don't run blacklists. I live a lifetime dissidentry. Supriority, and
a means of
punishment, aggrevated language of a South African.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Ever eaten Madagascar cockroaches? They give the most extreme noise
of all insects in the world when touched by a human. The size of your
thumb
but wider, once in your mouth they are so loud, the noise is so sharp
an
noisy that if you don't crunch them with your teeth you will go deaf.
It is
a long island. The island of trees. The island is called the Island of
the
witches, it is the last island in Europe where witches were burned, it
is
the only island where aggrevated South Africans in native power go.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Borat hates you.
gb6...@yahoo.com
While I am not a hyooman rights activist, I am a lifetime dissident
and peace
activist, but not a peace activist for hyooooooooooomans. I am a peace
activist for cannibals and live a life in peace and dissidentry.
In days of slavery the situation was the same. I pulled and stretched
the
nipples of a short slave-owner and said: now you have long and pointy
man nipples. You can sniff it but don't bite it, it might give a bad
image
to YOUR slaves, hyoooman.
Art Deco
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>Art Deco wrote:
>"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>
>Darth Devo
>"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"
>
>Bart Devo
><wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>> Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
>> of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
>> plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet
>>>Kook
>>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>
>>>* you are a auk notorious net.kook
>>>* you attempt to vote twice
>>>* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>>* you vote for or against yourself
>>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
>>>* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent
>>>
>>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
>>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>
>>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>>Neither of the above
>>>Abstain
>>>
>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>>Brad Guth
>>>Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
>>>Neither of the above
>>>Abstain
>>>
>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>>>Mittas Mother
>>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>>None of the above
>>>Abstain
>>>
>>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
>>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
>>>Bookman
>>>Steve Chaney
>>>None of the above
>>>Abstain
>>>
>>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
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>Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
T Wake
"John "C"" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
news:Y4SdnR1H45Ve_o3b...@centurytel.net...
Did you miss the post where Nightbat said it?
John "C"
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
> that tinfoil sombrero fits you well.
>
PhineAss T. PuddleDrip's ass hole fits you well, Pedo Deco!
HJ
Phineas T Puddleduck
"T Wake" <usenet...@gishpuppy.com> wrote:
Its Outhouse John. Coherency and lucidity are foreign concepts. There's
a whole bunch of little monkeys who haven't yet realised I've killfiled
them....
John "C"
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> Its(sic) Outhouse John. Coherency and lucidity are foreign concepts.
There's
> a whole bunch of little monkeys who haven't yet realised I've killfiled
> them....
>
I know you killfiled me but that doesn't stop me from telling others about
your cowardly ways and stupid postings! You don't even seem concerned that
others think of you as an aberation of Art Deco's sick and demented mind!
So be it, but don't worry, Art Deco should show-up quickly to defend his
"little Gay Duck"!
Your Pal,
HJ
p.s. Check your grammar, stupid!
T Wake
> In article <GaWdnQ_IZKJ2vYzb...@pipex.net>,
> "T Wake" <usenet...@gishpuppy.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "John "C"" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> news:Y4SdnR1H45Ve_o3b...@centurytel.net...
>> >
>> > "Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >
>> >> Post one single gay lame I have made...
>> >>
>> > You posted under the wrong name, Art Deco says that!
>> >
>> > YOU'RE BUSTED!!!!
>> >
>> > Now we know for sure that you are "FAKE".
>>
>> Did you miss the post where Nightbat said it?
>
> Its Outhouse John. Coherency and lucidity are foreign concepts. There's
> a whole bunch of little monkeys who haven't yet realised I've killfiled
> them....
Aha. I hadn't noticed that before I sent my message. Typical really.
Art Deco
gb6...@yahoo.com
Go back to your scientology and run your own prisons in the
desert, take away foreigners' passports and keep them in mysery
isolated in torture prisons.
Human rights violations.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Little skinheads like you end up in the bottom of the fridge, a
last resort for finding breakfast. Cooked with a torch, chanting
Bush and Cheney and pinning the meal with Bush and Cheney
pins, the American farmer is watched by the CIA, he knows
he won't violate the law. Give the meat in the bottom of the
fridge a burning cross, the KKK is where one finds it, he may
come back as a zombie and would still fight the commies and
repress humanity like Pinochet, take people away in trucks,
people never seen again. A radical KKK man of Google,
the lowest discriminator, a terrorist. Fucking lowest fridge food.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Criminal supremacy stems to the 1930's KKK and it is terrorism.
Usenet is your Bushist virtual reality, but not reality, your
1930's megalomania to blacklist, to commit crimes as Bush
or Google and get away for your lowest brain and lack of gift,
so you punish.
Art Deco
Still trying to hide your post edited lames from AUK, coward?
Art Deco
gb6...@yahoo.com
Let me guess, your daddy was a big shot president who in the
70's founded radical extremism on the Internet, had you beaten
and in Catholic school until you became an alcoholic, you have
traveled to two countries but only for business to serve your
daddy's businesses, you speak one language, then felt you
have all the radical supremacy to engage in radical clensing
and supremacy and turn the whole Internet where you perform
God and justice into the world's most hated place, where you
are Einstein of blackmailing all to serve you and your racial
clensing ideologies.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Ku klux klan, radical supremacy, blackmailing with terror, forcing
all into eye for eye and into the lowest klan's conspiracies that
plunks before it speaks, that does not accept shit from anyone,
like Ceausescu. Why would anybody try to pull his man-nipples.
His conspiracy to the secret police always overwhelms diplomacy
and Democracy. He is a man of take no shit and scare of noone,
until he is sued in which case quickly ending up in the mental
institution for humiliation and "stalking".
gb6...@yahoo.com
Or in the worst case shot as a President to death in front of a wall
behind the court building for crimes against humanities, for radical
clensing (Ceausescu's remodeling project you never heard of).
In the name of humanity and the Berlin Wall, I protest your suicidal
repression and your iron hard-line of blackmailing resembling the
1960's blacklisting of jewish writers in the USA, I protest your
blindness of your psychosadistic tendencies that only cares of
radical supremacy and running blackmails over masses, listing
people's real names but those committing these discriminations
are like the KKK, hiding their identities.
Crimes against humanity. Quite an honor...
gb6...@yahoo.com
Let's sing, I mean with a good heart:
It's the past, of the K K K that counts.
It's the past of repressing endlessly, Ceaucescu all that counts,
Secret police, be in my list,
Secret police, the one and only kind,
Personally taking, not caring of the world,
an international zone must be zone, or else.
The days of the Ku Klux Klan,
listing people as world enemies,
framing people up and down,
welcome to this world, a world that is an institution and
never Democracy. Who cares about democracy, when
this place doesn't have prisons, and criminals are scary
and we are really dary, Americans prisons welcome all.
And that is the rule, the rule of the supreme,
the rule that is ancient,
sentiment is gay,
and sentiment is for Kings,
and Queens alike,
crimes againt humaneeeeteeeee,
crimes against human kind.
John "C"
John "C"
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
> Still trying to hide your post edited lames from AUK, coward?
>
Still trying to hide your homosexuality from AUK, coward?
HJ
gb6...@yahoo.com
I am not a human rights activist. I am a Cannibal. I eat people.
The only reason I can eat people is because there is a level !!!,
a level that is separated by brutalities, bruitalities with past
to criminal supremacy of Ceausescu or the KKK. Criminal supremacy
is terrorism. While I am not a human rights activist, I so however
live in
lifetime dissidently and I am a peace activist, for Cannibals, not
for
hyoomans! I do have dark roots, roots grown from a single seed,
roots under ground that are on another colony, on another planet,
I call it the planet of roots. These roots were grown from a single
seed, it was last held by a girl who said to the boy in the Never
Ending story: "No, now you will never remember, you will be
stuck here forever", and she faded away while the white seed
froze in front of the boy's face. He didn't care about anything,
only to touch the seed and as he did, roots emerged from the
bottom of the seed and touched his hand. With a sudden anger
on his face he threw the seed as far as he could and the seed
quickly broke through glass, and flew in space toward Jupiter that
appeared with it's Moons. The boy watched as the seed touched
down on a Moon, the Moon is called Europa.
This is where he lived, deep inside dark roots on the Root Planet
where he walked around with a torch, Earth was long forgotten
in his mind. But then as he was getting bored, he remembered
something. A blue planet, and a girl down on the surface.
A darker bluish space, without clear lines for continents, with
Philip Glass music he flew in space toward this blue planet,
and landed amongst blue and brown mountains by a lake that
had green fishes, and there she stood, her white dress and hair
blowing in the wind. She reached out and they danced.
gb6...@yahoo.com
> Philip Glass music he flew in space toward this blue planet,
> and landed amongst blue and brown mountains by a lake that
> had green fishes, and there she stood, her white dress and hair
> blowing in the wind. She reached out and they danced.
Then an anger by a witch who watched them through a glass
ball. An anger as he began to remember so she sent shadows
of dark creatures through the sky, and separated the boy and the
girl. The boy flew up into the sky and was back in space above
Earth, and the girl ran to a castle from the dark shadows that
flew toward her in the sky. She made it to her castle just on time
and she shut the door closed. As the boy was in space above Earth,
he saw something approaching. That something was many things,
spaceships upon spaceships, and one of them sucked him inside.
He found himself among skunks, thousands, tens of thousands.
Down on Earth Drakula was listening to a concert, to Beethoven's
Klavierkonziert #3 performed by vampires outdoors. Drakula noticed
the gray clouds before the start of the concert. The concert began
and the vampires sat silently listening to the music that was
also performed by vampires. As the music went on, the queen
looked outside her window at the darker and darker sky building
up with seas of dark birds emerging with gray clouds, then she saw
spaceships approaching. Hundreds of spaceships landed, and from
them exited skunks and surrounded the castle. People in the castle
by the windows panicked and didn't know what to do. Drakula listened
to the performance and noticed birds fly up above them from the trees.
The trees were going round and round, he closed his eyes. The vampires
led by Drakula were flying toward the castle in the sky, and soon
touched ground in front of the castle where vampires formed a circle
surrounding it. It from a spaceship exited a giant skunk and it was
approaching. It was Skunkzilla, and skunkzilla came face to face with
Drakula, turned around and blew an immense fart into Drakula's face.
The vampires quickly began flapping the rotten smell away.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Like in Matrix, small spaceships from Star Wars flew in and the war
broke out in a flash with laser, with skunk gas, with flying vampires
with guns and long dark coats.
Out from the spaceship with skunks existing by the thousands the boy
walked down into the middle of the war zone and looked around with
heavy Matrix muzik, and deep bass beats.
gb6...@yahoo.com
The Movie - The Movie. Coming soon.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Keani Rooves with glasses: "You can't turn into a vampire in the
Matrix."
Morpheus: "Oh yeah? You control everything that happens to you in the
Matrix."
Keani Rooves: "What has happened to Earth?"
Morpheus: "A program malfunction, or perhaps the program decided
to give birth to herself. The program decided to take over. Before
it used Agents, now we are against the program itself. To save Earth,
we need to go inside, (whispering with echos) inside, inside."
Keani: "What happened to all the people, this is not Earth. Where
are all the cities?"
Morpheus: "We have to go inside. We can only find out what the Queen
is up to from facing the program."
Programmer guy: "Wait. You can't go in. She locked us out.
I think maybe she wants to come out to the real world. Let me check
something. I can do only one thing, but you need to do it quick,
it is what the agents were doing. The only way to get inside is to
use somebody inside. A quantum leap."
Morpheus and Keani looked at each other and jumped in the
seats to plug in.
Keani's girlfriend entered: "I heard the Matrix is out of control, I
came
as fast as I could."
Keani: "Hurry, we are going inside."
Programmer guy: "I don't have time to explain, but I will try quantum
leap.
No time to explain!"
Keani's girl: "Quantum leap?"
The three of them entered the Martix.
They materialized in the middle of the war zone,
when Keani regained his own image from the guy who
just walked outside from a spaceship, Morpheus
transformed into the King inside the castle and
Kiani's girl transformed into the princess who stood
by the window and waived for attention toward her
prince.
Art Deco
>W000000000000T!
CIIW, but what is really amazing is that the screed doesn't appear to
be plagiarized; it seems to flow right out of his finger tips non-stop.
gb6...@yahoo.com
an international zone must be zone, or else.
The days of the Agents,
listing people as enemies,
welcome to this world, a world that is an institution, policies are
for all.
Who cares about you, when
this place doesn't have a system,
without it a system breaks down,
we must break out and find those responsible.
And that is the rule, the rule of the Matrix,
a sentiment for Kings, and Queens alike,
Delete program, and start a new one.
Somebody, a man, a boy, a prince, a cannibal:
"I am not an activist, I am not a fighter but a lover.
I am a Cannibal. I eat people.The only reason I can
eat people is because there is a level !!!, a level that
is separated by brutalities, bruitalities with ties to
brutal pasts and refusing school, brutalities that
hyoomans posess with criminal supremacies,
Ceausescu, KKK. Criminal supremacy is terrorism.
(scratching head strongly and not remembering anything)
Well I am not an a human rights activist interested in
saving humanity, and so I live in a lifetime dissidently,
just away from all the political problems but I am a
peace activist, for Cannibals, not for hyoomans! I do
have dark roots I call home, roots grown from a single
seed, roots under ground that are not on Earth but on
another colony, on another planet, I call this place the
planet of the roots. These roots were grown from a
single seed, it was last held by a girl who said to the
boy in the Never Ending story: "No!, now you will never
remember!, you will be stuck here forever...", and she
faded away with her hands forward begging while the
white seed froze in front of my face as a boy. I didn't
care about anything, only to touch the seed and as I
did that, roots emerged from the bottom of this seed
and touched my hands hands...
With a sudden anger on his face he threw the seed as
far as he could and the seed quickly broke through glass,
and flew in space toward Jupiter that appeared with it's
Moons. The boy watched as the seed touched down on
a Moon, the Moon is called Europa.
This is where he lived, deep inside dark roots on the Root
Planet where he walked around with a torch, he grew up,
Earth was long forgotten in his mind. But then as he was
getting bored, he remembered something. A blue planet,
and a girl down on the surface, a girl who is not a child
any more. An Earth long forgotten, he saw a darker bluish
planet, without clear lines for continents, with Philip Glass
music he flew in space toward this blue planet, and landed
amongst blue and brown mountains by a lake that had green
fishes, and there she stood, her white dress and hair
blowing in the wind. It was her. She reached out and they
danced.
In Matrix, small spaceships from Star Wars flew in and the war
broke out in a flash with laser, with skunk gas, with flying vampires
with guns and long dark coats.
Out from the spaceship with skunks existing by the thousands the boy
walked down into the middle of the war zone and looked around with
heavy Matrix muzik, and deep bass beats.
(The Movie - The Movie. Coming soon.)
prince...
gb6...@yahoo.com
> be plagiarized; it seems to flow right out of his finger tips non-stop.
Agent Smith has his thoughts, is he alive, or transformed to a non-
functioning
exisssstsence. His mouth babbles in front of a mirror. He sees the
dark clouds rushing very fast outside, a change of weather, and a
world that changed everything. A sense of darkness as the program
decided to take over. Fairytale characters appeared in a place that
was once a city.
Up at the top of the skyscraper stood a man silently in the wind,
his black silky hair to his shoulders. And next to him appeared an
Italian man, who was bouncing a metallic yoyo ball on a string.
Neither of them knew exactly what was happening and why the
fast-rushing darkness of clouds in the sky. The Italian man cared
of only one thing. To kill the vampire who once fed him with
Madagascar
cockroaches, an incident that caused the Italian man almost lose
his hearing as these cockroaches were so loud when touched that
if he wasn't going to crunch them with his teeth he would have become
deaf. The Italian man recalled how he sat tied up in a chair and the
vampire, no, he wasn't a vampire. He was a cannibal who speared him.
And here he stands with a pale face on top of roofs ready to jump.
The two of them talked.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Radical discrimination, Smiths, Lucas is Star Wars.
(But here we have an American society after all, a place
that knows no appology only heroism and blind wars
when the Matrix looses sense.)
It is after all a man wearing a long black coat and
stimulating himself by jumping on roof tops, he is
known as "the cannibal", a cannibal who has a pale
white face and is dressed wearing a long black coat
and has silky hair to his shoulders, and as he stopped
as the wind blew his hair, an old revenge walked up,
the Italian man punched the cannibal on the face
with the heavy ball. Then the Italian man swung his
metallic ball around on a string and forced the so
called 'vampire in his mind' to his knees by swinging
the ball around the pale man's neck who chocked
and fell to his knees.
They spoke a few words, whispers came from the
pale man's mouth but the Italian man kicked and
pounded the boy on the ground with his fist.
The boy didn't seem to fight back. But at once
quick moment when he got his neck released
he jumped off the skyscraper and the Italian man
jumped after him. They both had their heads facing
down and they tried to gain speed.
The Italian man said: "You motherfucking vampire
I swear I'll kill you before we reach ground and the
Italian man swung his metall ball around and tried to
catch the cannibal's legs but he missed".
Cannibal: "I am not a vampire."
Italian man: "I don't care, you fed me with cockroaches
and left me in the desert."
The Italian man caught the cannibal's legs with his ball
swinging around and began pulling the cannibal closer
and closer by the string.
--
Agent Smith looked outside his window and saw two falling
bodies. The sky in his window was getting darker and darker
with dark fast-moving clouds.
(criminal supremacy, american arrogance, never appologies
and fascist racist clensing never recognized, always discrimination,
at work, everywhere criminal supremacy with a lot of touch
stemming to 1930's KKK, never ever a normal side, and
turning toward sheep and indivisibility like in Afghanistan
with the Taliban or like in North Korea forcing all people
to wear two pins of their two great leaders in the streets.
Or Bush 'staying', unlike Israel who went in, cleaned up
the terrorist camps and left. If Israel was to stay for politics
like Bush's speaking of a vision for a model Iraq for all Arab
countries, a country better than Arabs, for staying to erect
a model Arab, Israel would have been charged with racist
clensing. The dark side of America, supremacy and crimes
against humanity remains in the blinded wars where all
US politicians are now guilty of conspiracy to racism.
A unilateral supremacist corruption whoring people and
taking away all human rights for radical supremacy.)
gb6...@yahoo.com
Fascist supremacy, piracy, supremacy and blackmail,
blacklists, discrimination and more blackmail money,
hiding behind so called policies to pursue people. History
knows the relentless horrors of supremacy, the blindness,
the speach, the language.
gb6...@yahoo.com
The Programmer dude typing, then scratched the little hair
on his head while Keani, Morpheus and Keani's girl were
laying motionlessly in the Matrix: "Oh my God. The Matrix
decided to terminate all of Earth. What the hell is going on?
We need to get these guys out of there."
The battle went on between the skunks who were equipped
with things, rocket things that made them fly and terminate
people while little space ships from Star Wars zoomed by
shooting laser all over. The vampires moved in to the castle
and like in Star Wars they stood by hall corners and shot
bullets toward approaching skunks who also returned fire and
flew around like robots in the air seeking to terminate life.
Some vampires ran into people hiding in the building, grabbed
one person and flew out rapidly in the midst of flying skunks,
alien spaceships and the fight went on to save the people in
the castle. Some of the vampires got shot down by spaceships
that followed them, the vampires used guns with large bullets
to blow apart the skunks and the skunk crafts.
Down on the ground Keani ran as he took cover to save the
princess, his princess and to meet up with King Morpheus
and to find out what's going on and what is happening, but
before he was able to get inside the castle, he ran accross
a vampire, full of wounds, caughing blood. The vampire looked
up toward Keani. Keani asked: "Do you know what is happening,
why?"
Vampire: "This is the fight for Earth, all the energy, all the Matrix
will sieze to exist, some parts of the Matrix created us to resist
this destruction. The program gave life to itself, and now she
is becoming the Matrix by terminating it all. This is just a natural
sequence of the full destruction of the Matrix, we all fight as
she comes to life. You must fight by all means for what you believe,
and fight to the death."
Keani: "Where is 'she'?"
Vampire: "You weren't shot at by the skunks." The vampire passed out.
Morpheus and the Princess ran outside of the castle and joined Keani.
Morpheus: "All the humans are gone from the castle. It is getting too
dangerous here. Let's find a quieter place."
At that moment the vampire appeared standing behind Keani, and said:
"without it I will die, my appologies." He opened his mouth wide and
bit Keani's girlfriend on the back of the neck. Morpheus and Keani
jumped to stop him but time froze, and they were just frozen in space
with bullets and lasers all frozen in the battlefield, while the
vampire
drank blood.
("fucking agents of the cult", cut, you can't say that. "sorry, I have
these
people on the Internet who are bizarrly involved in performing agent
tasks,
they perceive the Internet as Matrix".)
gb6...@yahoo.com
("They perceive the Internet as Matrix, but they call it Star Wars")
gb6...@yahoo.com
(Its not cut, it's "cult" ... of radical supremacy, say it.
Blacklisters
from the 1960's USA banning jewish writings and compromizing
safety with racism, a mob of discrimination, business protection
services, blacklists, ensuring all customers are white. The 1960's,
this was a time when black people couldn't reserve a seat on a bus
from white people or face jail. Only 40 years ago, your mommy and
daddy growing up in America.)
gb6...@yahoo.com
(A man in the studio: Its the fascist cult, they only know
discrimination, they grew up in the racist south where the white
man of the big government and power takes no shit from
anyone, like Ceausescu, it wouldn't make sense to pull his man
nipples. Cruelty America.)
gb6...@yahoo.com
(to be continued...)
gb6...@yahoo.com
Borat hates you.
gb6...@yahoo.com
One moment. It was a moment of the bite and the bampire grabbened
Keani's girl and flew up quickly before he was grabbenede and he flew
her away like a rocket and drank her blood as he had to stay aline.
Staying alive, music, maestro, supremacists on the Internet leaving
comments of repression toward others, and running klans of blacklists,
but that is not part of the story, merely a humiliation, a blacklist
which
lasts, and intends as Bush's Iraq, but not see racism, burning
crosses,
the 1930's KKK, the 1960's mafia that offers protection services to
the
public's interests and blackmails jewish writings in America at a time
when black people couldn't sit on a bus and face jail if they did not
surrender their seat to white people. Meanwhile the Beatles were on,
Vietnam soon kicked in in the most horrific racism humanity ever seen
applied in the government, yes, the USA had a long history of racist
corruption in the government. A long history of radical supremacy
that is always corrupt. In other countries presidents who conspire
are removed, but Bush always hides behind so called policies,
Google does it too in the world of piracies, supremacies and
blackmail money, sure this is in large part Google's world of
crimes against humanities.
gb6...@yahoo.com
> >Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> >Daffy Ducky
>
> >> In article <78910$46105e55$46e3a6b2$22...@COMTECK.COM>,
> >> nightbat <night...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> >>>nightbat
>
> >>> The stalking gay laming auk coffeeboys have the US freedom of
> >>>speech net right to make fools of themselves. As profound AA Earth
> >>>Science Team Officers it's our honorary duty to defend all including the
> >>>so clueless auk featherbrains.
>
> >> Nightbat
>
> >> It is my auk minions doing the gay laming, which is public record in the
> >> Google groups archive. Post one single gay lame I have made...See:Puddleduck
>
> >> You can cause yet again you're a profound Science Officer.
>
> >> Keep on profound posting Sir, you're gonna increase my own ducky well
> >> deserved auk kook awards this month. Even your profound science officers
> >> have been well protected to avoid winning more of my gay stalking interest.
>
> >nightbat
>
> > You have no permission to speak to the Captain gay laming auk
> >clueless bird. Your very ducky name is a lame featherbrain. And your
> >pathetic attempts at clueless posting in profound science groups is also
> >gay and lame. Get back in your Captain Stowfiled cage where you belong
> >self admitted milk allergy child. Your auk so fake awards are overdone,
> >clue get a life. Your vomit is starting to stink up the net, clean it
> >up, and change that Captain forbidden smelly nano diaper of yours.
>
> >"If you seek glory, authority is not all that it's cracked up to be"
>
> More evidence of your lies.
>
> Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
>
> "To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Crimes against humanity, discrimination, forcing others to blacklists.
Criminal supremacy stems to the 1930's KKK and it is terrorism.
There hard-liner.
gb6...@yahoo.com
You are beyond Borat's hate radical supremacist (terrorist, cyber-
terrorist,
criminal supremacist molester and blacklisting fascist).
gb6...@yahoo.com
What the hell...
Programmer: "This is an unknown world, don't try to be heros there.
What the hell?"
'The other guy' ran with the programmer to Keani's girl, the other
guy:
"She is going into a shock. Something's happening down there."
She caughed up blood.
(Gotta go, ciao fash klan)
gb6...@yahoo.com
> frootbat hard on the campaign trail:
>
>
>
>
>
> nightbat <night...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> >Art Deco wrote:
> >"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>
> >Darth Devo
> >"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"
>
> >Bart Devo
> ><wrang...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> >> Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
> >> of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
> >> plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:
>
> >> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> >>>Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet
> >>>Kook
> >>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> >>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> >>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> >>>* you are a auk notorious net.kook
> >>>* you attempt to vote twice
> >>>* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
> >>>* you vote for or against yourself
> >>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
> >>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> >>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> >>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
> >>>* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent
>
> >>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> >>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
> >>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
> >>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> >>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Brad Guth
> >>>Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> >>>Mittas Mother
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Bookman
> >>>Steve Chaney
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Matt Giwer
> >>>Roy "Tristan" Hauer
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> >>>Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> >>>Hagar
> >>>Steve Chaney
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>PALMJOB PADDLE
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> >>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> >>>Phil Allison
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Jeff Relf
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Steve Chaney
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> >>>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >>>Bookman
> >>>Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
> >>>YES
> >>>NO
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Puddles the Duck
> >>>Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
> >>>Nukleus/Bloxy
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>TAR & FEATHERS
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Catherine Burr
> >>>Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Babaloonie
> >>>Dustin Cook
> >>>Puddles the Duck
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> >>>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Andre Lievin
> >>>YES
> >>>NO
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Walter Mautner
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> >>>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Gary "flatfish" Stewart
> >>>YES
> >>>NO
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> >>>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
> >>>Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
> >>>Neither of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>HAMMER OF THOR
> >>>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>Bookman
> >>>Charlotte L. Blackmer
> >>>Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
> >>>Wally Anglesea
> >>>None of the above
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> >>>(Vote for one or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Bookman
> >>>Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> >>>(Vote for one or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
> >>>PorchMonkey4Life
> >>>Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> >>>(Vote for one or abstain)
> >>>Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
> >>>Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> >>>Azure
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> >>>(Vote for one or abstain)
> >>>Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys
> >>>news.groups.proposals
> >>>Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's
> >>>Abstain
>
> >>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> >>>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
> >Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat
>
> Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well.
>
> --
> Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
>
> "To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists,
repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan
discriminating against real people and hiding their
own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it
pork.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy.
Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Chronic ku klux klan of racism.
gb6...@yahoo.com
There is no greater fascism. By all means corrupt and engages
in discrimination. Criminal supremacy is terrorism, religious,
chronic supremacist, and divided from humanity black and
white. History over and over turns fascists into humiliators,
discriminators, into classic criminals of torture, fascist mafia.
Fascist mafia. Seeking a stance. But takes klan with the worst,
though takes no shit from anyone like Ceausescu, with the
ugliest and most sourful face bangs on the table as he...
takes... no... shit... and humanity rises.
Hello!
gb6...@yahoo.com
>
> > > > Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists,
> > > > repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan
> > > > discriminating against real people and hiding their
> > > > own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it
> > > > pork.
>
> > > Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy.
> > > Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes.
>
> > Chronic ku klux klan of racism.
>
> There is no greater fascism. By all means corrupt and engages
> in discrimination. Criminal supremacy is terrorism, religious,
> chronic supremacist, and divided from humanity black and
> white. History over and over turns fascists into humiliators,
> discriminators, into classic criminals of torture, fascist mafia.
> Fascist mafia. Seeking a stance. But takes klan with the worst,
> though takes no shit from anyone like Ceausescu, with the
> ugliest and most sourful face bangs on the table as he...
> takes... no... shit... and humanity rises.
>
> Hello!
His world of cheesy weasels and weak shit, Ceausescu saw
gypsies and couldn't care that those dirty people were to be
moved to cities from villages. Ceausescu had a much larger
industrial plan to expand industry and move people away from
farmlands. A radical supremacist in power ordered a mass
relocation, and really not caring much about wiping out a
thousand year old culture, the Riomanian farmland. Of course
people rose, and Ceausescu's military who was ordered to
beat down all uprisers refused to follow orders as their own
family members lived in those villages that were to be dug
down. Not caring about culture, humanity, family, Ceausescu
was executed on spot after reading up his crimes against
humanity sentence. For not seeing racism, supremacy,
piracy (stealing money from the government to personal
accounts) and blackmail money (mafia, corruption). Humanity
stands protesting until you fuck off basically. Fuck off for
your supremacy, repression, (racist) blacklists, online conspiracies
to run a brutal society of discrimination, a totalitarian corruption,
crimes against humanity that is based on an iron-brainwashed-
form of repression. A culture that hides behind the klan
and policies.
Humanity stands.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Humanity is one of those things that sits and takes repression,
up until one overly encouraged act of dictatorial repression.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Super-hardline, sits and studies humanity, and dumbly
stares perhaps for a tenth of a second a human flash appears
in his eyes, finds justification with his regime of power momentarily
and orders around with his fingers, and returns speaking of erecting
stronger prison systems and installing police cameras where
he himself has access in monitoring the streets, it is all about
crime, thus discrimination. It is all about seeking a superior order
to the society, an order by a government of power, emposes
superior standing over people. From communists to fascists,
supremacy corrupts with the elite receiving government benefits
and the people are sheeped as in the USA today, where poor
people cannot even get a job any more, as all records are used,
criminal/credit reports at most jobs, 40 percent of Americans
don't even have health insurance, supremacy eludes the poor
away with a shining ass and an arrogant tone and seeks a
hard-line of perfection, and a racist nightmare breaks out
as the world awakens to a neo-racism where Bush applied
racist clensing with an Orwellian horror party that 100 percent
votes for war and radical clensing. Israel went in to lebanon
and weeks later left, and didn't stay to model an Arab, to
erect an Iraq as a model for ALL arab countries, a country
better than Arabs, and militantly Bush has gone into ALL
attrocities and crimes against humanities, of course worsening
racism immensely, compromizing safety with racism
and unlike in other countries where presidents who conspire
are removed, nationalism is taken supreme dictatorially and
Bush will NEVER be removed as he doesn't take shit from anyone.
It is the criminal sadness of the radical supremacist emptiness
and bossy supremacy reflecting humanitarian coldness and
victory of the system above all, above all, above all, Ceausescu
stood with the sourest face on TV and gave speaches, as
he knows power and victory.
A crimes against humanity sentence is a real sentence,
even if read up unofficially. Bush is officially guilty of crimes
against humanity. The more you think about it the more
you will see. You live a life of a chronic ugly sourfaced
supremacist who seeks dictatorship and religious-Taliban-
like justice and punishment to those who are not praying
daily to the regional God. By all means men of systems
of power, men of hardline conservativism, man of coldness
toward their visions that invites wars, Google wars or any
wars that rely on a systematic repression, the sociological
discriminative wars of power, the one-directional extremism
that turns against the human-rights foundations of Western
Countries into racist radical supremacy and fanaticism,
with Taliban-like intimidations over matters of public.
What do you think Allah would say when he sees a man
with a machine gun smack somebody in the head in the
street because he is not praying to God as told. But they
believe they know what Allah wants, as you what the netiquette
wants, a street taliban monstocity of skinheads using klan
for blackmailing and torturing and criminally abusing people
at large for the higher order.
gb6...@yahoo.com
<< Do we have the Kook version of George Lucas here? >>
Radical discrimination, Smiths, Lucas is Star Wars.
(But here we have an American society after all, a place
that knows no appology only heroism and blind wars
when the Matrix looses sense.)
Agent Smith has his thoughts, is he alive, or transformed to a non-
functioning
exisssstsence. His mouth babbles in front of a mirror. He sees the
dark clouds rushing very fast outside, a change of weather, and a
world that changed everything. A sense of darkness as the program
decided to take over. Fairytale characters appeared in a place that
was once a city.
Up at the top of the skyscraper stood a man silently in the wind,
his black silky hair to his shoulders. And next to him appeared an
Italian man, who was bouncing a metallic yoyo ball on a string.
Neither of them knew exactly what was happening and why the
fast-rushing darkness of clouds in the sky. The Italian man cared
of only one thing. To kill the vampire who once fed him with
Madagascar
cockroaches, an incident that caused the Italian man almost lose
his hearing as these cockroaches were so loud when touched that
if he wasn't going to crunch them with his teeth he would have become
deaf. The Italian man recalled how he sat tied up in a chair and the
vampire, no, he wasn't a vampire. He was a cannibal who speared him.
And here he stands with a pale face on top of roofs ready to jump.
The two of them talked.
--
(to be continued...)
Borat hates you.
What the hell...
She caughed up blood.
(Gotta go, ciao fash klan) (flash can)
Wally Anglesea™
wrote:
>Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
>of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
>plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:
>
>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook
>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>>* you are a notorious net.kook
>>* you attempt to vote twice
>>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>* you vote for or against yourself
>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Nightbat.
>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>> Mittas Mother
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>>
>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>>
>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Matt Giwer
>> Roy "Tristan" Hauer
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>> Hagar
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Dr Chung!
>>
>>PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Nightbat
>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Phil Allison
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill Sheppard
>> Jeff Relf
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Painus
>>
>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
YES
>>
>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>> Nukleus/Bloxy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Catherine Burr
>> Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Babaloonie
>> Dustin Cook
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>>
>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Andre Lievin
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Walter Mautner
>> Warhol
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Warhol. Oh yeah.
>>
>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Painus
>>
>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
>> Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Gerald.
>>
>>HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charlotte L. Blackmer
>> Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
>> Wally Anglesea
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Abstain
Painus
>>
>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>> PorchMonkey4Life
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PorchMonmkey
>>
>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
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>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Azure
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Dr Chung!!
>>
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>> The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
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>>
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>>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm
"You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down."
"Maths proves you know how to plug in some figures into a formula, that's
all"
"Even physics is based on wrong theories, so what's the use of maths"
Carole - demonstrating her mathematical abilities.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Untouchable. Bubble supremacy.
gb6...@yahoo.com
Needle. Plop. Good bye.
Good bye radical supremacy, good bye great regimes and
empires hiding behind so called policies, good bye
Soviet Union and the United States and Google and radical
fanaticism, good by Republican political electorates voting
100 percent for war like in Orwell's book 1984 where war
is peace, good bye racist clensing stemming to the 1930's
KKK, good bye criminal supremacy and militants, good
bye racist supremacists everywhere and never come back
with your Ceausescu sour face again.
gb6...@yahoo.com
There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
and its time to lend a hand to life
There greatest gift of all
We cant go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of Gods great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need
Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
Theres a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stones to brend
So we all must lend a helping hand
Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
Theres a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe theres no way we can fall
Let us realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one
Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
Theres a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
was laughing at the antics of John "C", when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> "Art Deco" wrote
>
>> Still trying to hide your post edited lames from AUK, coward?
>>
> Still trying to hide your homosexuality from AUK, coward?
Why would he, if he were indeed gay? I don't hide my
bisexuality...Closets are for gowns, dahling.
--
________________________________________________________________________
PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Usenet Ruiner #5; Top Asshole #3; Official Chung Demon
Official Chung Demon; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
No holy posting of any kind, to email.
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns9905E2BDB827w...@204.153.245.131>
Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a
killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked!
8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?
I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/
"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"You're fighting a Furry Giant
"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
gb6...@yahoo.com
--
The Programmer dude typing, then scratched the little hair on his head
One moment. It was a moment of the bite and the bampire grabbed
Keani's girl and flew up quickly before he was grabbed by Keani and
Morpheus and he flew her up and away like a rocket and drank... her...
blood, as he had to stay alive. Staying alive, music, maestro,
Programmer: "This is an unknown world, don't try to be heros there.
What the hell?"
'The other guy' ran with the programmer to Keani's girl, the other
guy: "She is going into a shock. Something's happening down there."
She caughed up blood in her chair, her neck muscles tightened, she was
choking.
--
Jumping to the end, Keani, completely out of energy was laying in the
lap of his girlfriend in a small spaceship, The icy Moon Europa was
about to crash into Earth. A vampire, the pilot who had his vampire
girlfriend next to him put in music, it was Gypsy Kings Djobi, Djoba.
Keani laid completely exhausted and watched the eyes of his now
vampire girlfriend. She asked as the planets began to collide: "Do you
wanna watch?"
Keani said: "no". He laid back, listened to the music and watched the
flashes of light appear on the ceiling.
(music)
John "C"
"Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"
<mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.04.03....@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.killer.snot-monsters.from.outer.space...
> Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:09:01 -0500, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> was laughing at the antics of John "C", when they suddenly burst out in
> tears:
> > "Art Deco" wrote
> >
> >> Still trying to hide your post edited lames from AUK, coward?
> >>
> > Still trying to hide your homosexuality from AUK, coward?
>
> Why would he, if he were indeed gay? I don't hide my
> bisexuality...Closets are for gowns, dahling.
>
HJ
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
was laughing at the antics of gb6726, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote:
>> frootbat hard on the campaign trail:
>
> Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression,
> historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real
> people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh
> it pork.
Considering how many kookologists have been stalked and outed over the
past decade, that's a very ironic statement.
George
"Wally AngleseaT" <wang...@spammersbigpondareparasites.net.au> wrote in
message news:167313l0h6h79huo8...@4ax.com...
abstain
>
>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Brad Guth
>>> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
> Abstain
Brad Guth
>
>>>
>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>>> Mittas Mother
>>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>>> None of the above
>>> Abstain
>
> Nightbat
Abstain
>>>
>>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
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>>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>>> Steve Chaney
>>> None of the above
>>> Abstain
>
> Nightbat
Abstain
>
>>>
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>>>
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>>> Neither of the above
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>
> Abstain
Abstain
>>>
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>>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>>> Hagar
>>> Steve Chaney
>>> None of the above
>>> Abstain
>
> Dr Chung!
Definitely Chung
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
Abstain
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>>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
>>> YES
>>> NO
>>> Abstain
>
> YES
Abstain
>>>
>>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
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>>>
>>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>>> Nukleus/Bloxy
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
> Abstain
Abstain
>>>
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>>>
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>>> Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
>>> Neither of the above
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>
> Abstain
Abstain
>>>
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>>>
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>>> Dustin Cook
>>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>>> None of the above
>>> Abstain
>
> Nightbat
Abstain
>>>
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>>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Andre Lievin
>>> YES
>>> NO
>>> Abstain
>
> Abstain
Abstain
>>>
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>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Walter Mautner
>>> Warhol
>>> Neither of the above
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>
> Warhol. Oh yeah.
Definitely Warhol
>>>
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>>>
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>>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>>> Neither of the above
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>
> Painus
Abstain
>
>>>
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>>> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
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> Abstain
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>
> Gerald.
Abstain
>>>
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>>> Charlotte L. Blackmer
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>>> Wally Anglesea
>>> None of the above
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Abstain
>>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>>
>>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
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>>> Abstain
>
> Painus
Abstain
>
>>>
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>>>
>>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
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>
> PorchMonmkey
Monkey4life, of course
>>>
>>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
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>>>
>>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>> Azure
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>
> Dr Chung!!
Chung
>>>
>>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>>
>>> news.groups.proposals
>>> The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>>> Abstain
>
> The Saucerheads. Oh yeah.
Abstain
Art Deco
>Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:09:01 -0500, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>was laughing at the antics of John "C", when they suddenly burst out in
>tears:
>> "Art Deco" wrote
>>
>>> Still trying to hide your post edited lames from AUK, coward?
>>>
>> Still trying to hide your homosexuality from AUK, coward?
>
>Why would he, if he were indeed gay? I don't hide my
>bisexuality...Closets are for gowns, dahling.
Beside being a liar and a completely obsessed kook, outhouse john is
also really, really stupid.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
was laughing at the antics of John "C", when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:09:01 -0500, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> was laughing at the antics of John "C", when they suddenly burst out in
>> tears:
>> > "Art Deco" wrote
>> >
>> >> Still trying to hide your post edited lames from AUK, coward?
>> >
>> > Still trying to hide your homosexuality from AUK, coward?
>>
>> Why would he, if he were indeed gay? I don't hide my
>> bisexuality...Closets are for gowns, dahling.
>
> Say, weren't you on the Jerry Springer Show last year?
Not in this life, not in the next life, not ever.
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
laughing at the antics of gb6...@yahoo.com, when they suddenly burst out
in tears:
One of the craziest k00ks I've seen in a long time. I do hereby nominate
gb(nnnn) for Kook of the Month, for reasons which I sincerely hope are
bleedingly obvious to practically everyone(tine).
Seconds?
Rhonda Lea Kirk
news:pan.2007.04.03....@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.killer.snot-monsters.from.outer.space
He's pretty boring, actually.
Is it possible to develop a kook before nominating him? I mean, today is
the second of April. The vote isn't even in for March, yet here you are,
frantic to nominate someone, anyone, for Kook of the Month.
Get a grip, Snarky. If they're real kooks, they're not going to
disappear if you close your eyes.
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
If you ever need some proof that time can heal your wounds,
just step inside my heart and walk around these rooms;
where the shadows used to be.... Mary Chapin Carpenter
Art Deco
Sure thing, seconded. Ng gur irel yrnfg, vg fubhyq vaqhpr zber
sebbgong cbfg rqvgvat.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert