ARE YOU SAVED?

[BroilJAB]

Atheists if you die from your VD and alcoholism
you will choose eternity in the Lake of Fire.
I'll send you a Black Book. You can come to Him.

[SkyEyes]

No, I'm not saved (although I once was!), and neither are you.

I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases. Neither am I an
alcoholic.

And thanks muchly, but I already have several bibles, including my
father's Scofield Reference Bible, which is bound in *brown* (not
black) lambskin.

Now piss off.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

[Barry OGrady]

Poor you.

[Barry OGrady]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:44:47 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net>
wrote:

>On Oct 17, 1:42 am, BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
>> Atheists if you die from your VD and alcoholism
>> you will choose eternity in the Lake of Fire.
>> I'll send you a Black Book. You can come to Him.
>
>No, I'm not saved (although I once was!), and neither are you.
>
>I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases. Neither am I an
>alcoholic.
>
>And thanks muchly, but I already have several bibles, including my
>father's Scofield Reference Bible, which is bound in *brown* (not
>black) lambskin.
>
>Now piss off.

Sounds like you are saved, from religion.

[skye...@yahoo.com]

On Oct 17, 2:02 am, Barry OGrady <athe...@hotmail.com.au> wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:44:47 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net>

> wrote:
>
> >On Oct 17, 1:42 am, BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
> >> Atheists if you die from your VD and alcoholism
> >> you will choose eternity in the Lake of Fire.
> >> I'll send you a Black Book. You can come to Him.
>
> >No, I'm not saved (although I once was!), and neither are you.
>
> >I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases.  Neither am I an
> >alcoholic.
>
> >And thanks muchly, but I already have several bibles, including my
> >father's Scofield Reference Bible, which is bound in *brown* (not
> >black) lambskin.
>
> >Now piss off.
>
> Sounds like you are saved, from religion.

Indeed I *am*! Not just from any religion: first from christian
fundamentalism; next from roman catholicism. I had to get out
*twice*.

I wonder...do I have to get *two* "unbaptisms" from American Atheists,
or does one cover both religious memberships?

;-P

Brenda

[Painius]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:42:46 -0700 (PDT), BroilJAB
<Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

I was *almost* killed by several Buddhists back in the 'Nam.

Probably a few French-Vietnamese Catholics, too. Heaven only knows
how many of them I got before they got me.

And how 'bout those blood 'n gory battles twixt the Catholics and the
Protestants in Ireland? Which of those will go to heaven and which to
hell?

By the way, BJ, just a gentle reminder - it ain't called "VD" anymore.
Venereal disease was eradicated and replaced with sexually transmitted
disease (STD). Just a gentle reminder.

(You must be in your nineties, fer crissakes! lol)

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine @ http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/
"Science, all science, is either physics or stamp collecting."

[Painius]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:09:28 -0700 (PDT), "skye...@yahoo.com"
<skye...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Oct 17, 2:02 am, Barry OGrady <athe...@hotmail.com.au> wrote:
>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:44:47 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Oct 17, 1:42 am, BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
>> >> Atheists if you die from your VD and alcoholism
>> >> you will choose eternity in the Lake of Fire.
>> >> I'll send you a Black Book. You can come to Him.
>>
>> >No, I'm not saved (although I once was!), and neither are you.
>>
>> >I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases.  Neither am I an
>> >alcoholic.
>>
>> >And thanks muchly, but I already have several bibles, including my
>> >father's Scofield Reference Bible, which is bound in *brown* (not
>> >black) lambskin.
>>
>> >Now piss off.
>>
>> Sounds like you are saved, from religion.
>
>Indeed I *am*! Not just from any religion: first from christian
>fundamentalism; next from roman catholicism. I had to get out
>*twice*.

Fer crissakes, that's almost like marryin' the same idiot twice!

>I wonder...do I have to get *two* "unbaptisms" from American Atheists,
>or does one cover both religious memberships?
>
>;-P

Couldn't hurt. lol

[saul...@cox.net]

AS I TOLD THE PIG MANY TIMES: THERE IS NO LAKE OF FIRE, MORON!

Saul Levy

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:42:46 -0700 (PDT), BroilJAB
<Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

[Freedom Man]

Actually, by not allowing "religions" to con money out of me, I have been
able to SAVE quite well!

[Krevo]

"BroilJAB" <Design...@wmconnect.com> kirjoitti
viestissä:899d9d72-4708-488c...@b6g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

> Atheists if you die from your VD and alcoholism
> you will choose eternity in the Lake of Fire.
> I'll send you a Black Book. You can come to Him.

Drink Coffee it is cheaper and taste as shit than alcohol....

Our Human Dadies? Aadam, Noah, Abraham(not Lincoln for everyone)....
Our Animal Dadies? Satan, Satan, Dinosaurus Rex, small Mickey Mouse, and
Uncle Scrooge... Musti-Dog And Repe-Sorsa.... Satan Satan s a tan cos tan.

Who honors are Biggest for our salvations in Religions? Hammurabi and his
Mam, Eenok(Haanok), Moses, Jesaja, Hesekiel, Lao-Ze, Kung-fuze, Elias
Lönnrot, African-Poppa-Ukko, Buddha(Sidharta Gautama), Muhammed, Je(e)sus.
(Jeesus - not Ziisas).
But our soldiers are our Matyriens and suicides, dont forgate be so big
sorrow for your died Grand-Pappa:-(

And Science savers? Scienticare? Faraos, Three wise men in Herodes
time(Zarahustra and Religion), Aryabhata, Hin-du(Hindu-Guru), Kopernikus,
Galilei, Kepler, Mendelev, Mendel, Faraday, Coulomb, Newton(biggest Force
still), Einstein. Card-wizard.... Stepheng Hawking with Hoyle, and it is
miracle that he is still alive but he is now KYBORG. Bill Gates, but he has
bive his payments....
And our students are our savement, because thay know everything, partly...
God(Gosbadin = Jumala) and Bad Satan saves somebodies to Hellvet....

In Heaven? Mikael? Gabriel? Phanuel? Rafael? Elias? Daniel?
Are you still on your heaven on your planet? Don drop so fast if you try to
fly....

If you want to save somebody get some pain from him, what he cant anymore
carry....

Big King? Nebukadnessar? It is true that was quite Big. Salomon, David,
Henrik.... Harald, Kaarle.

Biggest Soldier, David and Goljat and Conan(Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Red
Sonja(Ares and Perseus)....
Biggest wrong Doomer? Pilatus:-)

Big President? Urho Kekkonen and Ronald Reagan.
Big War-leader-Hitler -Hitler Mannerheim- Sokolov Stalin and Hoover....

Obama freakcs perhaps too much that Big Bang?
I am only kidding with small yokes....

If you are big and small? Both? Yes.
Big actors? Jesus Jesus, Ronald Reagan, and that your Bart Simpson.... Vesa
Matti-Loiri.
Big pastord? Paavo? David Pawson? Benny Hinn? Oral Roberts? Cathryn Cuhlman?
Smallest people, That Babylons biggest baby.... and this point ( )

If you dont want to be saved? Deletion and demons are waitnig you in
Hellwet....
It is biggest courage what could be....

[Uergil]

In article
<899d9d72-4708-488c...@b6g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,

BroilJAB <Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

> Atheists if you die

Creationists, when you die...
--
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less
remote from the- truth who believes nothing than
he who believes what is wrong.
Thomas Jefferson

[Krevo]

"Uergil" <Uer...@uer.net> kirjoitti
viestissä:Uergil-1AE0DE....@bignews.usenetmonster.com...

Give Harmageddon Chess match with me AND I promise, you will come lost...
But if we get two matches it is possible and propable that that come
"deuce"....
But It has more Rules than Classic-Chess, and game is very long-timed.....
(Not under 1000-moves I think)
(Classic=>Ghost=>Terrorist=>Terminator=>"Grey"=>Escaper=>Messayah=>Rock)
It is easy to know how to play with thouse - you get exactly same conlusions
if you think how thouse new bits work....

[MarkA]

You wouldn't want to be only half un-baptized. You may want to get
several more. You never know if some Mormon has baptized you into the
Moron Church without telling you...

--
MarkA

If you can read this, you can stop reading now.

[Painius]

On Thu, 18 Oct 2012 21:40:36 -0400, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>

Singing in the Moron Tabernacle Choir could be a clue.

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine @ http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/

"Check it out; life is either a daring adventure or nothing."

[saul...@cox.net]

DO FINNS EVEN UNDERSTAND FINNISH, Krevo?

ALL I SEE IS A LOT OF SHIT!

Saul Levy


On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:24:53 +0300, "Krevo" <aki.ka...@tut.fi>
wrote:

[HVAC]

On 10/18/2012 9:40 PM, MarkA wrote:
>
> You wouldn't want to be only half un-baptized. You may want to get
> several more. You never know if some Mormon has baptized you into the
> Moron Church without telling you...

I 'baptized' my girlfriend last night.

















--
"OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo .. 变亮
http://www.richardgingras.com/tia/images/tia_logo_large.jpg

[linuxgal]

HVAC wrote:
> On 10/18/2012 9:40 PM, MarkA wrote:
>>
>> You wouldn't want to be only half un-baptized. You may want to get
>> several more. You never know if some Mormon has baptized you into the
>> Moron Church without telling you...
>
>
> I 'baptized' my girlfriend last night.
>

Like is spit, love is swallow.


--
Infinite rednecks shooting infinite shotgun rounds at infinite road
signs will eventually produce all the works of Shakespeare in Braille.

[Krevo]

<saul...@cox.net> kirjoitti
viestissä:lgl288pbcj8kga24i...@4ax.com...

> DO FINNS EVEN UNDERSTAND FINNISH, Krevo?
>
> ALL I SEE IS A LOT OF SHIT!
>
> Saul Levy

Sana(Word) is Hitting to your mind? Yes, they are nothing better than
(sh)it.
But try to do more unprobable variations with your word and you will get in
the "Narrow Gate".
I don't remember what a shit in english is AHDAS(crowded?)? That narrow
means: kaita.

[Warhol]

Brenda... you are lost... Your Soul is drifting to hell...

There is only one way to be saved... Surrender to the Sheriff of the
Sarsar & Mekness... all other roads lead to the lake of fire.

And Remember all you Americans... USA never was and never will be a
Catholic Nation...

the Declaration of Independence mentions my Gran'Da'Dy and not the god
or pope of the Catholics... try to remember that before you make a
fool of your self.

http://clockofdestiny.com/m-a.htm

BTW... UNTIL NOW NOT ONE NAME IS WRITTEN IN THE SALIC BOOK OF LIFE...

[SkyEyes]

Sorry, but the notion of the "soul" is without supporting evidence.
There is only the mind, which is an emergent property of the brain.

[Warhol]

The English word soul is used to translate two original words of the
Old Testament and New Testament. The Hebrew word pronounced nay-fesh,
which literally means a breathing creature, is variously translated as
soul, life, person, mind, heart, creature, body, himself, yourselves,
dead, will, desire, man, themselves and appetite. The Greek word
pronounced psoo-kay, which literally means life's breath or breathing,
is variously translated as soul, life, mind and heart. According to
the Holy Scriptures, a soul is a living, breathing creature that
eventually dies.

[saul...@cox.net]

YOU ARE SHIT, Krevo!

Saul Levy


On Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:05:14 +0200, "Krevo" <aki.ka...@tut.fi>
wrote:

[Krevo]

<saul...@cox.net> kirjoitti
viestissä:lcpka895710i5rdbv...@4ax.com...
> YOU ARE SHIT, Krevo!

I am usually sitting with h(chair)....
But I don't very much piere(brut) if it is not at toilet's chair....

[saul...@cox.net]

YOU MEAN THE TOILET IS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS?

I BELIEVE IT!

Saul Levy


On Tue, 11 Dec 2012 04:14:11 +0200, "Krevo" <aki.ka...@tut.fi>
wrote:

[Krevo]

<saul...@cox.net> kirjoitti
viestiss�:mg8dc85u7csp9dkea...@4ax.com...

> YOU MEAN THE TOILET IS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS?
>
> I BELIEVE IT!
>
> Saul Levy
>

- You really speak with very few words, but it is still a good thing in
you...
+ Allmost every people are trying to do liian complicate sentences when they
are speaking, I am among them. Well not in english-music-newer, you wordings
in music are very simply compared to finnish-songs. You are not like us -
Saul Levy, but when you really tell more about small-letters and
small-talking then somebody is fallen tofrom his chair....

> On Tue, 11 Dec 2012 04:14:11 +0200, "Krevo" <aki.ka...@tut.fi>
> wrote:
>
>><saul...@cox.net> kirjoitti

>>viestiss�:lcpka895710i5rdbv...@4ax.com...

[saul...@cox.net]

ACTUALLY I THINK YOU FELL INTO A TOILET AND SOMEONE FLUSHED YOUR ASS
INTO THE SEWER, Krevo!

YOU BELONG THERE!

I NEVER FALL OFF A CHAIR!

Saul Levy


On Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:13:31 +0300, "Krevo" <aki.ka...@tut.fi>