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Sanny

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May 20, 2009, 2:27:10 PM5/20/09
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I find a few boys threw a donkey in a river.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-0pNb2Vd4

After it fell in river can that donkey survive?

Does a Donkey who has never swim in river learn swiming as soon as it
reaches water?

I find dogs can swim in water without any problem. What about donkey?

Why do humans need to practise swimming and learn it while other
animals jump in water and start swimming automatically?

If our body is lighter than water then why we need to use our hands?

Some people swim without moving their body how do they do that?

This is quite funny but I think the boys did unjustce to that donkey.

Bye
Sanny

Saul Levy

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May 20, 2009, 2:38:54 PM5/20/09
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I didn't see it swimming, Sanny! lmfjao!

Just shows ya that you're DUMBER THAN A DONKEY!

Saul Levy

dlzc

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May 20, 2009, 2:45:42 PM5/20/09
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Dear Sanny:

On May 20, 11:27 am, Sanny <softtank...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I find a few boys threw a donkey in a river.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-0pNb2Vd4
>
> After it fell in river can that donkey survive?
>
> Does a Donkey who has never swim in river learn
> swiming as soon as it reaches water?
>
> I find dogs can swim in water without any
> problem. What about donkey?

You have jumped into the river of relativity, and are really off topic
here.

> Why do humans need to practise swimming and
> learn it while other animals jump in water
> and start swimming automatically?

Infants swim without much training. Only older children and adults
have difficulty.

> If our body is lighter than water then
> why we need to use our hands?

Depends on your body mass index. Some people, despite how much air
their lungs hold, sink in water.

> Some people swim without moving their body
> how do they do that?

Fat is lighter than water.

> This is quite funny but I think the boys
> did unjustce to that donkey.

Learn physics, if you are going to post on physics newsgroups.

David A. Smith

Androcles

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May 20, 2009, 2:49:53 PM5/20/09
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"dlzc" <dl...@cox.net> wrote in message
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Dear Sanny:

On May 20, 11:27 am, Sanny <softtank...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I find a few boys threw a donkey in a river.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-0pNb2Vd4
>
> After it fell in river can that donkey survive?
>
> Does a Donkey who has never swim in river learn
> swiming as soon as it reaches water?
>
> I find dogs can swim in water without any
> problem. What about donkey?

You have jumped into the river of relativity, and are really off topic
here.

> Why do humans need to practise swimming and
> learn it while other animals jump in water
> and start swimming automatically?

Infants swim without much training. Only older children and adults
have difficulty.

> If our body is lighter than water then
> why we need to use our hands?

Depends on your body mass index. Some people, despite how much air
their lungs hold, sink in water.

> Some people swim without moving their body
> how do they do that?

Fat is lighter than water.

Sanny is denser than lead.


Hagar

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May 20, 2009, 3:15:36 PM5/20/09
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"Sanny" <softt...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>I find a few boys threw a donkey in a river.

You see, Sanny, it is an Arab custom, that when a group of
teenage hoodlums get through fucking a donkey (it is against
the teachings of the Quran to partake in bestiality), they toss
the poor animal into the river, so it can't tell anyone of the
shameful act perpetrated upon its ass.

Just ask Warhol, he was caught in the act and had to marry
the donkey. That's why he sounds half-assed.


Saul Levy

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May 20, 2009, 6:10:36 PM5/20/09
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I thought PIGSHIT sounded FULL-ASSED, Hagar! lmfjao!

Saul Levy

John Stafford

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May 21, 2009, 11:28:28 AM5/21/09
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On 5/20/09 1:27 PM, in article
df6de4f1-aa9d-46b2...@y10g2000prc.googlegroups.com, "Sanny"
<softt...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I find dogs can swim in water without any problem. What about donkey?
>
> Why do humans need to practise swimming and learn it while other
> animals jump in water and start swimming automatically?

Infants are natural swimmers. They hold their breath properly underwater and
dog-paddle to get about.

BradGuth

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May 21, 2009, 3:34:26 PM5/21/09
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On May 20, 11:27 am, Sanny <softtank...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sanny, perhaps it's because we didn't evolved on any watery world,
such as Eden/Earth. There are many things about human DNA and our
biological and/or physiological design that are clearly deficient for
surviving within our mostly wet global environment, that's in places
getting a whole lot more wet and less icy.

~ Brad Guth Brad_Guth Brad.Guth BradGuth BG / “Guth Usenet”

BradGuth

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May 21, 2009, 3:37:50 PM5/21/09
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On May 21, 8:28 am, John Stafford <jstaff...@winona.edu> wrote:
> On 5/20/09 1:27 PM, in article
> df6de4f1-aa9d-46b2-8064-ee550158f...@y10g2000prc.googlegroups.com, "Sanny"

>
> <softtank...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > I find dogs can swim in water without any problem. What about donkey?
>
> > Why do humans need to practise swimming and learn it while other
> > animals jump in water and start swimming automatically?
>
> Infants are natural swimmers. They hold their breath properly underwater and
> dog-paddle to get about.

Good point. So, why is it so much harder as we mature? Are infants
more buoyant?

~ BG

jason

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May 24, 2009, 1:45:40 AM5/24/09
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"Sanny" <softt...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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well if you take the square of the invariant mass of the body and multiply
it by WHO GIVES A FUCK then you will soon realize that god was really a
hippie that smoked too much grass in the 60's and thought it would be funny
to go back in time and make donkeys so that the youth in india could toss
said donkey into expectant river.
ps. our bodies are not lighter than water. it is just that the size when
compared to the mass times WHO GIVES A FUCK

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