Today

[RossJP...@yahoo.com]

TODAY
copyright RJP 2014

Today my name is "Rhonda Jayne"
And, ooh! I'm feeling gay!
I'll trot about my trufflepatch
And whine the livelong day.
I'll roll in filth with Gen and Kev
And, sometimes, Milo, too.
We'll sniff each other's curlicues
And write a pome or two.
But if you do not like my verse,
O! dinna make me cry!
Or else I'll squeal that yours is worse,
And plonk your ass goodbye.

RJP :o)

ὣς ἔφατ᾽, αὐτὰρ ἐγώ μιν ἀμειβόμενος προσέειπον:
‘ὦ Κίρκη, τίς γάρ κεν ἀνήρ, ὃς ἐναίσιμος εἴη,
πρὶν τλαίη πάσσασθαι ἐδητύος ἠδὲ ποτῆτος,
385πρὶν λύσασθ᾽ ἑτάρους καὶ ἐν ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἰδέσθαι;
ἀλλ᾽ εἰ δὴ πρόφρασσα πιεῖν φαγέμεν τε κελεύεις,
λῦσον, ἵν᾽ ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἴδω ἐρίηρας ἑταίρους.

[Michael Pendragon]

Welcome to the AAPC, RJP!

Btw, I truly dig you google profile page:

https://plus.google.com/115506396888376309268/about?hl=en

[Michael Pendragon]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 3:26:34 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:

> Thanks for posting some poetry for a change, Creepster! But did Homer
> really write "385πρὶν"? I suspect that you've copied from an inferior
> manuscript.

Are you suggesting that I am impersonating Mr. Peterman???

[Michael Pendragon]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 3:35:06 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 12:29:43 -0700 (PDT),

> What I'm principally suggesting is that you're an ignorant moron.
> I know it's almost too obvious to need suggesting.

Poor little pig. It really kills you that I've got more pub creds than you have.

[Will Dockery]

Oh... the horror!

[Will Dockery]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 6:05:53 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 13:02:39 -0700 (PDT),

>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> > I've got more pub creds than you have.
>

> http://www.poetry.com/

Yet you seem to have exactly zero "pub creds", PJR... why is that?

[gen...@hotmail.com]

On 12-Sep-2014, willie douchebag wrote:

> exactly zero "pub creds"


Yes, it's a well known fact that willie douchebag has exactly zero pub
creds.

For once in your life, don't lie, willie douchebag.

[Will Dockery]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 6:25:19 PM UTC-4, gen...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>> exactly zero "pub creds"
>
> Yes, it's a well known fact that willie douchebag has exactly zero pub
> creds.

Well, just for starters, my 16 years of monthly publication in the local arts paper Playgrounds Magazine ups that number, since that's over 200 poems and columns (since you're counting) published just there, circulation of 10,000 monthly:

http://www.playgroundsmag.com

Here's the September column and poem, if you're that interested in my "pub creds":

To The Magic Store by Will Dockery (September issue)

*** Junk Fest Season is with us! ***

JunkFest,Held in the pasture behind Gina's Junk Thrift & Antique Store -Bands (Will Dockery's Shadowville All-Stars, Sean Rox, Bibb City Ramblers, Jimmy Hall & many more), BBQ, Craft Vendors & Vintage Resale. Directions: I-185 North - Exit Buena Vista Rd.-turn Right- go 2.5 miles
I-185 South -Exit Buena Vista rd.-turn Left-go 2.5 miles
6020 Buena Vista Road.
Columbus Ga.,31907

*** Columbus Georgia performance poet on national television ***

Congratulations to local poet Chiara Richardson, a Columbus native and 1999 Shaw High School graduate, deliver one of those messages when she appears this
fall on an episode of "Verses and Flow" on TV One. Richardson is among the 24 poets selected for the show's fourth season. "Verses and Flow" is a 30-minute variety show, not a contest. Richardson's episode was filmed in front of a live audience at Siren Studios on Sunset
Boulevard in Hollywood. She said she will be in one of this season's eight episodes, starting this fall, according to the Ledger-Enquirer.

And poetry being in the air, many poets I know have been making their 10, 50 or 100 favorite poets of the last 100 years... and here's part one of mine, covering about 50 so far.

1.) E.E. Cummings
2.) Robert Frost
3.) Dylan Thomas
4.) T.S. Eliot
5.) Ezra Pound
6.) Jim Morrison
7.) Patti Smith
8.) Allen Ginsberg
9.) Jack Kerouac
10.) John Berryman

Well, that's ten, in no real order, love all those poets. Seems I can go possibly to 20 without a big wait:

11.) Frank O'Hara
12.) Gregory Corso
13.) Pablo Neruda
14.) Charles Bukowski
15.) Lawrence Ferlinghetti
16.) Rod McKuen
17.) Carl Sandberg
18.) Anne Waldmann
19.) Bob Dylan
20.) Anne Sexton
21.) Leonard Cohen
22.) Sylvia Plath
23.) Carson McCullers
24.) William B. Yeats
25.) Edna St. Vincent Millay (newest poet on the list to me!)
26.) Rudyard Kipling
27.) Robert W. Service
28.) Leroi Jones aka Amiri Baraka
29.) Dale Houstman
30.) Phil Ochs
31.) Tom Snelling
32.) Stuart Leichter
33.) Seaborn Jones
34.) Gary Snyder
35.) Richard Brautigan
36.) Ken Nordine
37.) Shel Silverstein
38.) Dennis M. Hammes
39.) Ayn Rand
40.) Delmore Schwartz
41.) Lou Reed
42.) Robert Creeley
43.) Charles Olson
44.) Diane diPrima
45.) Robinson Jeffers
46.) Langston Hughes
47.) James Whitcomb Riley
48.) Robert Bly
49.) William Carlos Williams
50.) James Dickey
51.) Pete Matthiessen

Okay, that's getting about it for right off the top shelf poets. There's probably a dozen more at least I'm not remembering right off hand, locals and Usenet writers would fill 20-30 spots easy, and they do count. And here's one of my poems, although I don't make my own list for the obvious reasons... heh...

Beltane Cruelties

So if it is not for me to speak to her Iconic Wayward Muse who smiles by
Alabama campfire South of town by a number of miles.
Shaken by her ragged beauty painted up with long time no see. She sings rock
and roll now out of sight fresh rolled in deep country.
She's in love now he wishes her the best and him besides no reason for
forgiveness no reason to cry.
So he can smoke another cigar Stuffed with something green and fine Riding
the white elephant shotgun Catching darkness, memory weavers.
Rock and Roll heaven welcomed the new members One said stop the bomb one
cuts across shortly while the other touches herself quietly.
Let them say more in the creation of art although bottom line's purpose is
to sell. The ornament rings like a chime and the little child smiles.
At the country fair and with his fair cold judgement A truly vicious Mister
Freeze taking what has become his by trickery
Derailed the couplement what happened next couldn't be compared to the sun
and moon or even the earth and sea's rich greens.
Julie came prepared with a loaded pistol and all things rare she needed it
Like a Lady in the movie she reminds me of she doesn't blow on some other
guy's dice.
Mulberry has cottonmouth troubles Rock and roll heaven's air of mundane good
cheer is broken at last in this huge arrival to the halls.
Oh let me take your hand again true in love though in lame duck doldrums
truly write you a rock poem valentine. And then you might believe me, my
love is as clear as Lucky's tenor.
As any motherless child, or any Major dude though not so bright as either
might claim Gold candles in the ranchero window fixed for the Lady, the
founder now departed to a level in heaven's air.

-Will Dockery

--
Music & poetry from Will Dockery & Friends:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 12 Sep 2014 22:25:19 GMT, in the land of
alt.arts.poetry.comments, gen...@hotmail.com Pleasantly Postulated::

I dunno, I bet he has lots of pub cred. Drinking enough to kill W.C.
Fields liver and still able to stagger around a stage and caterwaul.

[Will Dockery]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 7:23:00 PM UTC-4, Aratzio wrote:
>
> I dunno, I bet he has lots of pub cred. Drinking enough to kill W.C.
> Fields liver and still able to stagger around a stage and caterwaul.

And... Being Number One at it:

We're #1 on the ReverbNation Rock charts for Columbus, GA. and in the top 100 Nationwide, so be sure to check that out,also:

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Michael Pendragon]

I heard he tried to post some of his stuff at poetry.com ... but the rejected him.

[gen...@hotmail.com]

On 12-Sep-2014, scarlotti troll wrote:

> I heard he tried to post some of his stuff at poetry.com ... but the
> rejected him.

Where did you "hear" that, liar?

[Will Dockery]

Well, it probably wasn't from stalking, that's your method, as well know.

--

We're #1 on the ReverbNation Rock charts for Columbus, GA.

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Or, to correct that...

"It probably wasn't from stalking, which is your method, "generic", as we all know."

There, saved you a typo-lame, my anonymous little friend.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Saturday, September 13, 2014 12:05:29 PM UTC-4, gen...@hotmail.com wrote:

I knew you were ... slow ... Gary, but seriously???

[Will Dockery]

On Saturday, September 13, 2014 9:13:46 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Saturday, September 13, 2014 12:05:29 PM UTC-4, gen...troll@hotmail.com wrote:

>> On 12-Sep-2014, scarlotti wrote:
>
> > > I heard he tried to post some of his stuff at poetry.com ... but the
> > > rejected him.
>
> > Where did you "hear" that
>

> I knew you were ... slow ... Gary, but seriously???

Maybe he's busy writing a poem?

[RossJP...@yahoo.com]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 3:26:34 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 12:02:33 -0700 (PDT),
>
> RossJP...@yahoo.com wrote:

> <drivelsnip>

>
> > ὣς ἔφατ᾽, αὐτὰρ ἐγώ μιν ἀμειβόμενος προσέειπον:
> > ‘ὦ Κίρκη, τίς γάρ κεν ἀνήρ, ὃς ἐναίσιμος εἴη,
> > πρὶν τλαίη πάσσασθαι ἐδητύος ἠδὲ ποτῆτος,
> > 385πρὶν λύσασθ᾽ ἑτάρους καὶ ἐν ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἰδέσθαι;
> > ἀλλ᾽ εἰ δὴ πρόφρασσα πιεῖν φαγέμεν τε κελεύεις,
> > λῦσον, ἵν᾽ ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἴδω ἐρίηρας ἑταίρους.
>

> Thanks for posting some poetry for a change, Creepster! But did Homer

> really write "385πρὶν"? I suspect that you've copied from an inferior
> manuscript.

It's called *satire*, you twit.

[RossJP...@yahoo.com]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 4:21:06 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 15 Sep 2014 12:51:54 -0700 (PDT),

>
> RossJP...@yahoo.com wrote:

> > On Friday, September 12, 2014 3:26:34 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 12:02:33 -0700 (PDT),

> >> RossJP...@yahoo.com wrote:

> >> <drivelsnip>

> >> > ὣς ἔφατ᾽, αὐτὰρ ἐγώ μιν ἀμειβόμενος προσέειπον:
> >> > ‘ὦ Κίρκη, τίς γάρ κεν ἀνήρ, ὃς ἐναίσιμος εἴη,
> >> > πρὶν τλαίη πάσσασθαι ἐδητύος ἠδὲ ποτῆτος,
> >> > 385πρὶν λύσασθ᾽ ἑτάρους καὶ ἐν ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἰδέσθαι;
> >> > ἀλλ᾽ εἰ δὴ πρόφρασσα πιεῖν φαγέμεν τε κελεύεις,
> >> > λῦσον, ἵν᾽ ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἴδω ἐρίηρας ἑταίρους.

> >> Thanks for posting some poetry for a change, Creepster! But did Homer
> >> really write "385πρὶν"? I suspect that you've copied from an inferior
> >> manuscript.

> > It's called *satire*, you twit.

> Sticking numbers into a text is called satire, is it?

Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!

> 365Well, 864just call me 999Juvenal, then.

Juvenile would be a better fit.

[Will Dockery]

Pretty spot on, as well.

Speaking of which, PJR would sure make a great A.I. Bot, wouldn't he?

http://www.botlibre.com/dchat.jsp

[RossJP...@yahoo.com]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 10:32:11 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:

> So what *do* you call satire? Quoting Homer with complete irrelevance?

Welcome to Satire 101.

I think the above explanation speaks for itself.

Leaving in the line # (to indicate a cut+paste) rounds off the desired effect nicely.

Class dismissed.

[Michael Pendragon]

With so many Piggy's trotting around, this group is becoming a regular Pigpen.

I wouldn't be surprised if Horatio Hogblower turned up next.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 12:51:01 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 08:46:02 -0700 (PDT),
>
> Michael Pendragon wrote in reply to himself:

>
> > With so many Piggy's trotting around,
>

> I'm aware that you're an illiterate moron, but surely even most illiterate morons know that the plural of "piggy" is "piggies", not "piggy's".
>

Note the capital "P" in "Piggy's" -- it's a name, dumbfuck.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:22:29 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:

> Please learn English one day. Alternatively, learn Latin, Italian, French, German or Greek. Surely one of the languages you've mangled hilariously in the past few days can't be completely beyond your power
> to learn the basics of?

ねえ、貯金箱, あなたのお尻をそれを固執.

HTH & HAND :-)

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:52:24 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 10:32:43 -0700 (PDT),

> Is Google Translate as reassuring to your ego as poetry.com?

I just switched my font to Japanese and typed random letters.

[Aratzio]

On 16 Sep 2014 17:22:29 GMT, in the land of alt.arts.poetry.comments,
Peter J Ross <p...@homeridae.org> Pleasantly Postulated::

>In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 10:18:31 -0700 (PDT),

>If there were more than one Creepy Mike to point and laugh at, you'd
>be Creepy Mikes [plural], not Creepy Mike's [possessive].

>
>Please learn English one day. Alternatively, learn Latin, Italian,
>French, German or Greek. Surely one of the languages you've mangled
>hilariously in the past few days can't be completely beyond your power
>to learn the basics of?

<points and giggles all ironical>

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:03:32 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:

> I clumsily mis-typed "...can't be completely beyond your power to learn what the basics of are".
>

This is an informal forum, Piggy John-John. It's okay to take that stick out of you ass.

[Will Dockery]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 11:46:02 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> With so many Piggy's trotting around, this group is becoming a regular Pigpen.
> I wouldn't be surprised if Horatio Hogblower turned up next.

Oh, type his name three times, "Milo Milo Milo", and the lying little twit will show up.

--
Twilight Girl / W. Dockery & H. Conley
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery/song/17680972-twilight-girl-w-dockery--h-conley

[Will Dockery]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 12:49:10 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> Your silent snippage also contributes to the total effect, cowardly
> ignoramus.

Yet when you decide to snip away, that's suddenly okay, am I right?

Ever the lying hypocrite, that's our little PJR.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:09:04 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 10:56:35 -0700 (PDT),

>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:52:24 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 10:32:43 -0700(PDT),
>
> >> Michael Pendragon wrote:

> >> > On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:22:29 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>

> >> >> Please learn English one day. Alternatively, learn Latin, Italian, French, German or Greek. Surely one of the languages you've mangled hilariously in the past few days can't be completely beyond your power to learn the basics of?
>
> >> > ねえ、貯金箱, あなたのお尻をそれを固執.
> >> > HTH & HAND :-)
>

> >> Is Google Translate as reassuring to your ego as poetry.com?
>

> > I just switched my font to Japanese and typed random letters.
>

> On the contrary, you ought to be proud of having at last found something pig-related in Google,
>

Wow. Those must've been some amazingly lucky keystrokes!

> after the fiasco of your quoting the wrong bit of Odyssey X.
>

I repeat: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!


> What is it with you and your gang and pigs, btw? ("btw" stands for "by the way", btw, not for "between", as you've amusingly claimed.)
>

http://www.abbreviations.com/serp.php?st=BTW&p=99999

Btw is an acronym for precisely 45 other words/phrases ... click, read, learn.

> Do you want to fuck pigs? Be fucked by pigs? Live with pigs and lead the lives of pigs? Be pampered by the Earl of Emsworth?
>

Creepy sexual fantasy noted.

I've typed that phrase more times in my correspondence with you, than I have in my (almost) 51 years.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:14:42 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:05:57 -0700 (PDT),

> Give me a W!
> Give me an H!
> Give me between three and ten Os!
> Give me a SH!
> What's that spell?
> I said, what's that spell?

Piggy John-John (a.k.a., "Rhonda-Jane") indulges in another of his/her femme-fantasies. Perhaps we should change your name to "Petunia"?

[Will Dockery]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:32:10 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> Piggy John-John (a.k.a., "Rhonda-Jane") indulges in another of his/her femme-fantasies. Perhaps we should change your name to "Petunia"?

Ah well, you know how those Brits can get.

Shame you weren't around to meet Mushmouth Rob Evans... now he was an amusingly fey senior citizen.

Ah hah... the poetry of Mushmouth is still archived:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22mushmouth%22+%22rob+evans%22&rlz=1C1RNLG_enUS524US524&oq=%22mushmouth%22+%22rob+evans%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.9053j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

Check it out, he was a riot.

[RossJP...@yahoo.com]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 12:49:10 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 07:46:00 -0700 (PDT),
>
> RossJP...@yahoo.com wrote:

> > I think the above explanation speaks for itself.

> Your silent snippage also contributes to the total effect, cowardly
> ignoramus.

Methinks I've got a piggiwig's goat.

RJP :o)

Παιδεσ, ἄφωνοσ ἐοῖσα τόδ᾽ ἐννέπω, αἴ τισ ἔρνται,
Φωνὰν ἀκαμάταν κατθέμενα πρὸ ποδῶν,
Ἀιθοπίᾳ με κόρᾳ Λατοῦσ ἀνέθηκεν Ἀρίστα
Ἐρμοκλειδαία τῶ Σαοναϊάδα,
5liσὰ πρόπολοσ, δέσποινα γυναικῶν, ᾆ σὺ χαρεῖσα
πρόφρων ἁμετέρον εἰκκλέϊσον γενεάν.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:45:02 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:28:51 -0700 (PDT),

>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:

> > Creepy sexual fantasy noted.

> > I've typed that phrase more times in my correspondence with you, than I have in my (almost) 51 years.
>

> And yet I still refuse to be your boyfriend.

> Why is that, do you think?

Your impotence embarrasses you?

[Will Dockery]

Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> And yet I still refuse to be your boyfriend.

Now THAT is creepy.

Talk about a vivid imagination... heh.

[Will Dockery]

Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> Your impotence embarrasses you?

PJR seems to be a "bottom", anyhow.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:10:55 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:

> (But don't get excited, folks! There's a *reason* why modern editions of Sappho's poems don't include "Fragment 112". She didn't write it.)
>

Figures you'd be into Sappho's verse, "Rhonda-Jane".

[RossJP...@yahoo.com]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:10:55 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:

> (But don't get excited, folks! There's a *reason* why modern editions
> of Sappho's poems don't include "Fragment 112". She didn't write it.)
>

Yet again ... Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!!

[Aratzio]

On 16 Sep 2014 18:14:42 GMT, in the land of alt.arts.poetry.comments,

Peter J Ross <p...@homeridae.org> Pleasantly Postulated::

>In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:05:57 -0700 (PDT),

>Give me a W!
>
>Give me an H!
>
>Give me between three and ten Os!
>
>Give me a SH!
>
>What's that spell?
>
>I said, what's that spell?

The Incantation for Stupid Opponents

[Aratzio]

On 16 Sep 2014 18:45:02 GMT, in the land of alt.arts.poetry.comments,

Peter J Ross <p...@homeridae.org> Pleasantly Postulated::

>In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:28:51 -0700 (PDT),

>Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
>> Creepy sexual fantasy noted.
>>
>> I've typed that phrase more times in my correspondence with you, than I have in my (almost) 51 years.
>

>And yet I still refuse to be your boyfriend.
>

>Why is that, do you think?

I'll answer the 2nd part, no.

[Michael Pendragon]

He wasn't asking *you*.

[rhoda.jun...@gmail.com]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:17:19 PM UTC-4, Aratzio wrote:

> The Incantation for Stupid Opponents

Do you like snails ... or oysters?

How about gladiator movies?

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:39:02 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:13:34 -0700 (PDT),

> A few weeks ago, I posted an attempt to translate a recently
> discovered poem by Sappho. You whined about it at the time, but now
> you seem to have forgotten.
> How drunk do you get, most days?

I'm sorry ... you seem to be under the delusion that I give you any thought.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:42:24 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:23:01 -0700 (PDT),

>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:

> > On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:18:23 PM UTC-4, Aratzio wrote:
>
> >> On 16 Sep 2014 18:45:02 GMT, in the land of alt.arts.poetry.comments,
>

> >> Peter J Ross <p...@homeridae.org> Pleasantly Postulated::
>
> >> >In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:28:51 -0700 (PDT),
>
>
> >> >Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> >> >> Creepy sexual fantasy noted.
>
> >> >> I've typed that phrase more times in my correspondence with you, than I have in my (almost) 51 years.
>
> >> >And yet I still refuse to be your boyfriend.
>
> >> >Why is that, do you think?
>
> >> I'll answer the 2nd part, no.
>
> > He wasn't asking *you*.
>

> Somebody who possesses a three-digit IQ is more likely to be able to
> answer a question about you than you are.

Mousey-Boy? The two of you are would be lucky to get a combined score of 45.

[Aratzio]

On 16 Sep 2014 19:42:24 GMT, in the land of alt.arts.poetry.comments,

Peter J Ross <p...@homeridae.org> Pleasantly Postulated::

>In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:23:01 -0700 (PDT),

>Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:18:23 PM UTC-4, Aratzio wrote:
>>> On 16 Sep 2014 18:45:02 GMT, in the land of alt.arts.poetry.comments,
>>>
>>> Peter J Ross <p...@homeridae.org> Pleasantly Postulated::
>>>
>>> >In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:28:51 -0700 (PDT),
>>>
>>> >Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>
>>> >> Creepy sexual fantasy noted.
>>
>>> >> I've typed that phrase more times in my correspondence with you, than I have in my (almost) 51 years.
>>>
>>
>>> >And yet I still refuse to be your boyfriend.
>>
>>> >Why is that, do you think?
>>
>>> I'll answer the 2nd part, no.
>>
>> He wasn't asking *you*.
>

>Somebody who possesses a three-digit IQ is more likely to be able to
>answer a question about you than you are.

It is not even slightly surprising he failed to recognize "I'll
answer" was indicating that I was quite aware for whom the question
was intended.

Even the most basic of communication concepts elude him.

[Michael Pendragon]

Mouse has only been here 10 minutes, and already he gets his first Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!

[Will Dockery]

Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> Mouse has only been here 10 minutes, and already he gets his first Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!

He apparently gets off on that sucking sound.

[Will Dockery]

Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> your whole life revolves around me

You mean like your life revolved around Chuck?

Just sayin'.

[Michael Pendragon]

On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 5:23:15 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:44:54 -0700 (PDT),

>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:39:02 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:13:34 -0700 (PDT),
>
> >> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> >> > On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:10:55 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> >> >> (But don't get excited, folks! There's a *reason* why modern
> >> >> editions of Sappho's poems don't include "Fragment 112". She didn't
> >> >> write it.)
>
> >> > Figures you'd be into Sappho's verse, "Rhonda-Jane".
>
> >> A few weeks ago, I posted an attempt to translate a recently
> >> discovered poem by Sappho. You whined about it at the time, but now
> >> you seem to have forgotten.
> >> How drunk do you get, most days?
>
> > I'm sorry ... you seem to be under the delusion that I give you any thought.
>

> So you never set up Google accounts in order to troll in AAPC? And the
> Google accounts you set up in order to troll in AAPC have nothing to
> do with me?
>

What? Me, trolling? Me???

I'm appalled that you would even consider such a thing.


> Tee hee.

Your such a fag.

> Face facts, Creepster: your whole life...

<whinesnip>

[Bad Bad Leroy Brown]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 at 3:02:33 PM UTC-4, Reverend Ross J. Peterman wrote:
> TODAY
> copyright RJP 2014
>
> Today my name is "Rhonda Jayne"
> And, ooh! I'm feeling gay!
> I'll trot about my trufflepatch
> And whine the livelong day.
> I'll roll in filth with Gen and Kev
> And, sometimes, Milo, too.
> We'll sniff each other's curlicues
> And write a pome or two.
> But if you do not like my verse,
> O! dinna make me cry!
> Or else I'll squeal that yours is worse,
> And plonk your ass goodbye.
>
> RJP :o)
>
> ὣς ἔφατ᾽, αὐτὰρ ἐγώ μιν ἀμειβόμενος προσέειπον:
> ‘ὦ Κίρκη, τίς γάρ κεν ἀνήρ, ὃς ἐναίσιμος εἴη,
> πρὶν τλαίη πάσσασθαι ἐδητύος ἠδὲ ποτῆτος,
> 385πρὶν λύσασθ᾽ ἑτάρους καὶ ἐν ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἰδέσθαι;
> ἀλλ᾽ εἰ δὴ πρόφρασσα πιεῖν φαγέμεν τε κελεύεις,
> λῦσον, ἵν᾽ ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἴδω ἐρίηρας ἑταίρους.

Funny...…………………...

[Bad Bad Leroy Brown]

On Friday, September 12, 2014 at 7:08:04 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, September 12, 2014 6:25:19 PM UTC-4, gen...@hotmail.com wrote:
> >
> >> exactly zero "pub creds"
> >
> > Yes, it's a well known fact that willie douchebag has exactly zero pub
> > creds.
>
> Well, just for starters, my 16 years of monthly publication in the local arts paper Playgrounds Magazine ups that number, since that's over 200 poems and columns (since you're counting) published just there, circulation of 10,000 monthly:
>
> http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> Here's the September column and poem, if you're that interested in my "pub creds":
>
> To The Magic Store by Will Dockery (September issue)
>
> *** Junk Fest Season is with us! ***
>
> JunkFest,Held in the pasture behind Gina's Junk Thrift & Antique Store -Bands (Will Dockery's Shadowville All-Stars, Sean Rox, Bibb City Ramblers, Jimmy Hall & many more), BBQ, Craft Vendors & Vintage Resale. Directions: I-185 North - Exit Buena Vista Rd.-turn Right- go 2.5 miles
> I-185 South -Exit Buena Vista rd.-turn Left-go 2.5 miles
> 6020 Buena Vista Road.
> Columbus Ga.,31907
>
> *** Columbus Georgia performance poet on national television ***
>
> Congratulations to local poet Chiara Richardson, a Columbus native and 1999 Shaw High School graduate, deliver one of those messages when she appears this
> fall on an episode of "Verses and Flow" on TV One. Richardson is among the 24 poets selected for the show's fourth season. "Verses and Flow" is a 30-minute variety show, not a contest. Richardson's episode was filmed in front of a live audience at Siren Studios on Sunset
> Boulevard in Hollywood. She said she will be in one of this season's eight episodes, starting this fall, according to the Ledger-Enquirer.
>
> And poetry being in the air, many poets I know have been making their 10, 50 or 100 favorite poets of the last 100 years... and here's part one of mine, covering about 50 so far.
>
> 1.) E.E. Cummings
> 2.) Robert Frost
> 3.) Dylan Thomas
> 4.) T.S. Eliot
> 5.) Ezra Pound
> 6.) Jim Morrison
> 7.) Patti Smith
> 8.) Allen Ginsberg
> 9.) Jack Kerouac
> 10.) John Berryman
>
> Well, that's ten, in no real order, love all those poets. Seems I can go possibly to 20 without a big wait:
>
> 11.) Frank O'Hara
> 12.) Gregory Corso
> 13.) Pablo Neruda
> 14.) Charles Bukowski
> 15.) Lawrence Ferlinghetti
> 16.) Rod McKuen
> 17.) Carl Sandberg
> 18.) Anne Waldmann
> 19.) Bob Dylan
> 20.) Anne Sexton
> 21.) Leonard Cohen
> 22.) Sylvia Plath
> 23.) Carson McCullers
> 24.) William B. Yeats
> 25.) Edna St. Vincent Millay (newest poet on the list to me!)
> 26.) Rudyard Kipling
> 27.) Robert W. Service
> 28.) Leroi Jones aka Amiri Baraka
> 29.) Dale Houstman
> 30.) Phil Ochs
> 31.) Tom Snelling
> 32.) Stuart Leichter
> 33.) Seaborn Jones
> 34.) Gary Snyder
> 35.) Richard Brautigan
> 36.) Ken Nordine
> 37.) Shel Silverstein
> 38.) Dennis M. Hammes
> 39.) Ayn Rand
> 40.) Delmore Schwartz
> 41.) Lou Reed
> 42.) Robert Creeley
> 43.) Charles Olson
> 44.) Diane diPrima
> 45.) Robinson Jeffers
> 46.) Langston Hughes
> 47.) James Whitcomb Riley
> 48.) Robert Bly
> 49.) William Carlos Williams
> 50.) James Dickey
> 51.) Pete Matthiessen
>
> Okay, that's getting about it for right off the top shelf poets. There's probably a dozen more at least I'm not remembering right off hand, locals and Usenet writers would fill 20-30 spots easy, and they do count. And here's one of my poems, although I don't make my own list for the obvious reasons... heh...
>
> Beltane Cruelties
>
> So if it is not for me to speak to her Iconic Wayward Muse who smiles by
> Alabama campfire South of town by a number of miles.
> Shaken by her ragged beauty painted up with long time no see. She sings rock
> and roll now out of sight fresh rolled in deep country.
> She's in love now he wishes her the best and him besides no reason for
> forgiveness no reason to cry.
> So he can smoke another cigar Stuffed with something green and fine Riding
> the white elephant shotgun Catching darkness, memory weavers.
> Rock and Roll heaven welcomed the new members One said stop the bomb one
> cuts across shortly while the other touches herself quietly.
> Let them say more in the creation of art although bottom line's purpose is
> to sell. The ornament rings like a chime and the little child smiles.
> At the country fair and with his fair cold judgement A truly vicious Mister
> Freeze taking what has become his by trickery
> Derailed the couplement what happened next couldn't be compared to the sun
> and moon or even the earth and sea's rich greens.
> Julie came prepared with a loaded pistol and all things rare she needed it
> Like a Lady in the movie she reminds me of she doesn't blow on some other
> guy's dice.
> Mulberry has cottonmouth troubles Rock and roll heaven's air of mundane good
> cheer is broken at last in this huge arrival to the halls.
> Oh let me take your hand again true in love though in lame duck doldrums
> truly write you a rock poem valentine. And then you might believe me, my
> love is as clear as Lucky's tenor.
> As any motherless child, or any Major dude though not so bright as either
> might claim Gold candles in the ranchero window fixed for the Lady, the
> founder now departed to a level in heaven's air.
>
> -Will Dockery
>
> --
> Music & poetry from Will Dockery & Friends:
> http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Good reading...………………..

[Bad Bad Leroy Brown]

Funny stuff

[Zod]

Well put Doc...