Tales From the Fat Side - The Canonical List of Will Dockery Bullshit Stories

Conley Brothers

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Aug 14, 2022, 1:58:39 PM8/14/22

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On Monday, August 1, 2022 at 8:06:02 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> I published a monthly column and poem in every issue for nearly twenty years.

No you didn't publish a damn thing.

Michael Pendragon

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Aug 14, 2022, 2:24:05 PM8/14/22

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We can now add "published" to the ever-increasing list of words and phrases Will Donkey refuses to understand.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Aug 14, 2022, 2:29:40 PM8/14/22

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Conley Brothers <conleybro...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:aca8fe7d-1287-43e4...@googlegroups.com:

Dreckster as publisher? That's a hoot. Can you imagine the content?
Zorro Month! Karma Bombs Week!

Dreckweasel once said "Aratzio, PJR and Cujo are killfiled in Google".

So does it mean I was unpublished? Then republished?

It does? <JAW DROPS>

So Douchebag finally would have something in common with me?

LAWD HAVE MERCY ON THE NON-DOUCHEBAGS! PURTY PLEACE?

PS: Don't let this happen.

Family Guy

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Aug 14, 2022, 2:38:25 PM8/14/22

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You're just having a fantasy. Tit for tat.

Family Guy

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Aug 14, 2022, 2:38:45 PM8/14/22

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Don't forget how well his poetry is selling at Wal-Mart!

Zod

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Jul 5, 2023, 2:50:53 AM7/5/23

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Will the Walmart gals flash their tits if you buy Doc's book like Sarah does down at the Bait and Bate Shop?

Jordy C

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Jul 6, 2023, 2:48:12 AM7/6/23

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Bonjour, old friend.

Clay Dockery

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Nov 27, 2023, 1:41:39 PM11/27/23

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> Will Dockery wrote:
> "I consider myself, above all else, an entertainer, and many people do dig a
> kick-ass folk-rock performance.

> Musicians see what I'm all about and want a piece of that action, and I'm a
> free agent to bring my "special guest star" to anyone who calls my name, to
> climb onstage and reach into my bag of tricks.

You haven't had a gig in over 8 years. Yes, they sure do see what you're about.
As for being a guest star, no decent band wants you shitting on their stage.

You couldn't even climb out of bed to go to a job for over 20 years , let alone climb onto a stage.
Has grandma's cookie jar money run out yet?

NancyGene

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Nov 29, 2023, 4:30:34 PM11/29/23

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On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 1:41:39 AM UTC+7, Clay Dockery wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > "I consider myself, above all else, an entertainer, and many people do dig a
> > kick-ass folk-rock performance.
>
> > Musicians see what I'm all about and want a piece of that action, and I'm a
> > free agent to bring my "special guest star" to anyone who calls my name, to
> > climb onstage and reach into my bag of tricks.
>
> You haven't had a gig in over 8 years. Yes, they sure do see what you're about.
> As for being a guest star, no decent band wants you shitting on their stage.

Is he still pretending that he's a successful performer? He can't even walk across a room or speak five words in a row that anyone could understand. The ConBros don't want anything to do with him, and Ducky has his own problems with lack of talent.

>
> You couldn't even climb out of bed to go to a job for over 20 years , let alone climb onto a stage.
> Has grandma's cookie jar money run out yet?

He got the house tax money somehow. You had better check if he has sold your soul (again).

NancyGene

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Dec 6, 2023, 4:04:07 PM12/6/23

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Will Dockery gives out STDs for Christmas. They are re-gifted from George Sulzbach, who both gave and received from Dirty Mike.