WILL DOCKERY IS A TROLL

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 15, 2023, 11:40:37 AM11/15/23

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Please ignore all posts by Will Dockery and his flunkies, Far Away Star/General Zod/various other aliases and Jordy.

NancyGene

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Nov 15, 2023, 11:52:29 AM11/15/23

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On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 11:40:37 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> Please ignore all posts by Will Dockery and his flunkies, Far Away Star/General Zod/various other aliases and Jordy.

Seconded.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 15, 2023, 12:14:15 PM11/15/23

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The Donkey and his flunkies are *not* going to bury this thread.

NancyGene

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Nov 15, 2023, 1:04:03 PM11/15/23

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They will start saying hello on it, which is another way they bury a thread.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 15, 2023, 1:19:33 PM11/15/23

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That would only demonstrate my point.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 15, 2023, 3:39:53 PM11/15/23

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NancyGene

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Nov 15, 2023, 3:59:55 PM11/15/23

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They do that, though. They know that people are disgusted when they see the hello Jordys and hope that others will abandon the thread.

BTW, Donkey must have shaken down Jordy's pervert uncle for $850 to pay property taxes on the shack.

NancyGene

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Nov 15, 2023, 5:34:04 PM11/15/23

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Let's send the pissbums to explore volcanos in Iceland. Real outdoorsmen don't need tents or handouts.

NancyGene

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Nov 15, 2023, 7:57:54 PM11/15/23

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Will Donkey needs to look in the mirror. He will see a troll (under all that fat, beady little eyes, and dirty body hair).

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 15, 2023, 8:07:52 PM11/15/23

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https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 15, 2023, 8:40:19 PM11/15/23

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Nov 16, 2023, 1:33:53 PM11/16/23

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Fat, bearded, stumpy-legged?

https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh

Check.

Filthy, ragged, worn-out clothing?

https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt

Check.

Definitely a troll.

NancyGene

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Nov 16, 2023, 3:37:34 PM11/16/23

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Will Donkey wouldn't know if something was "well put" even if it crawled up his ass and laid eggs.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 16, 2023, 10:05:08 PM11/16/23

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I didn't know Stinky George could lay eggs.

NancyGene

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Nov 17, 2023, 8:05:20 AM11/17/23

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Yes, rotten ones.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 17, 2023, 8:38:13 AM11/17/23

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Stinky George lays rotten eggs
Up the hole between Will's legs
When Will squats to take a dump
Baby bums squirt from his rump.

NancyGene

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Nov 17, 2023, 9:03:00 AM11/17/23

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Incubation takes one week
Then the eggs begin to leak
Out Will’s ass, into his shoes,
Where Baby Bums suck up the booze.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 17, 2023, 12:14:16 PM11/17/23

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When the Baby Bums arrive
Fresh and glad to be alive,
Will breaks out his Donkeytits
Feeds and burps the little shits.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 17, 2023, 3:09:05 PM11/17/23

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Michael Pendragon

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NancyGene

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Nov 17, 2023, 3:45:03 PM11/17/23

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Then the Baby Bums are weaned,
Given shots and quarantined,
And swallowed whole by Sarah D.,
Who hasn’t worked in ’23.

Ash Wurthing

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Nov 17, 2023, 5:21:07 PM11/17/23

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On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 11:40:37 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> Please ignore all posts by Will Dockery and his flunkies, Far Away Star/General Zod/various other aliases and Jordy.

But then, what would Dockery have to do with no attention?

Is it any good? Who cares, it's words, we can spam it!
Is there anyone to read it? Who knows! It's a place to spam it!
Won't it annoy like commercials do? Well, commercials do it, so lets spam it!
Won't people just start to ignore it? Not when we can troll them with spamming it!
Won't it just get us hatred? They just haven't been convinced yet-- this calls for more spamming it!
--'Like a Trolling Spam' ~~ASHES GREATEST POETRY FITS Vol i

And ladies and gents, this is how we troll-- errr, skip and ignore. Round and round the prickly pear you and me will go and what for?! For you just to get sore with me, your devoted trollwhore? Don't abhor me, for I do it all for you to adore. Why must you deplore, I fan this flame war just for you-- my ego, mi amour!
--'Trollin' Willy's monolouge (from The Shitville Mythos, Acts 1, 2, 3 ...)' ~~ASHES GREATEST POETRY FITS Vol ii

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 17, 2023, 7:50:40 PM11/17/23

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On Friday, November 17, 2023 at 5:21:07 PM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 11:40:37 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > Please ignore all posts by Will Dockery and his flunkies, Far Away Star/General Zod/various other aliases and Jordy.
> But then, what would Dockery have to do with no attention?

He'll bray louder, and whine longer.

Michael Pendragon
“Yes, Pendragon is showing a good bit of restaurant, given he's losing the argument.”
-- Will Donkey explaining how once the restaurant makes an appearance, the argument is done.
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Michael Pendragon

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Nov 18, 2023, 12:27:16 AM11/18/23

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NancyGene

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Nov 18, 2023, 9:04:38 AM11/18/23

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Will Donkey is a troll and his children are trolls. His friends (what he has) are trolls. He lives in a troll shack. He wears troll shoes.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 18, 2023, 2:01:10 PM11/18/23

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And his troll offspring and troll friends ate the best folks he knows... er, knew.

Michael Pendragon
"Friends and family ate the best folks I know, Pendragon."
-- Will Dockery, on the joy of Southern cooking.
https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 18, 2023, 11:21:34 PM11/18/23

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I wonder if Stinky George prefers the best folks Will knew to pot rat stew?

-- Michael Pendragon

I AM THE SHITSTAIN

The shit runs
down my legs
Deep and black
last night's dumpster fare
rancid tuna
...I am the reason
you pinch your nostrils
I am
the shitstain.

-- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III

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https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 19, 2023, 8:11:39 AM11/19/23

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Michael Pendragon

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Nov 19, 2023, 6:28:09 PM11/19/23

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Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 19, 2023, 10:48:17 PM11/19/23

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Stinky George has sent me a personal email to confirm that he much prefers boiled long pig over pot rat stew.

Dirty Mike, otoh, prefers roasted long pig with a bowl of pot rat chowder on the side.

Michael Pendragon
"this isn't about the 'victims', dockery. this isn't about the freedom of speech,
this is about my calling your wretched writing shit. you cannot defend your own
shitty writing, so now you use slander and lies to in some attempt to try and
get me to stop telling you the truth about your writing.
sorry, dockery, you write shit. it's that simple. all the lies in the world
aren't going to stop the fact that you write shit.
why must you bother people in other newsgroups because you can't handle the
truth? you write shit. why does this upset you so?"
-- j.r. sherman

NancyGene

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Nov 20, 2023, 10:25:16 AM11/20/23

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He boils the best people he knows (those who are young and tender)?

>
> Dirty Mike, otoh, prefers roasted long pig with a bowl of pot rat chowder on the side.

Seasoned bum meat, roasted slow over the campfire. Rat chowder is high in protein, which gives Dirty Mike his healthy glow.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 20, 2023, 9:09:56 PM11/20/23

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As a former female impersonator ("Loretta"), Dirty Mike may owe his rosy glow to Maybelline.

Michael Pendragon
"I'm talking about animal spirts."
-- Will Donkey, discussing his alternative to drinking Red Bull.
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Michael Pendragon

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Nov 21, 2023, 8:37:55 AM11/21/23

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Michael Pendragon

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NancyGene

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Nov 22, 2023, 11:59:40 AM11/22/23

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"Mabelline, why can't you be true?"

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 22, 2023, 1:58:06 PM11/22/23

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Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 24, 2023, 9:47:07 AM11/24/23

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Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn

Nuff said.

> >

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 24, 2023, 2:35:37 PM11/24/23

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Troll shoes:
https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt

Troll:
https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 25, 2023, 11:10:51 AM11/25/23

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Shitstains on the troll face:

https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 25, 2023, 3:27:37 PM11/25/23

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NancyGene

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Nov 25, 2023, 4:14:35 PM11/25/23

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Why didn't his family eat him? Because he was past the "best eat" date and was all fat.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 25, 2023, 10:44:48 PM11/25/23

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Sorry Charlie, only the "best folks" Will knows get to be fricasseed.

NancyGene

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Nov 26, 2023, 9:20:52 AM11/26/23

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Maybe he has a "Do Not Eat" sign on his back during get-togethers? That and his smell would put off most friends and family.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 26, 2023, 3:25:00 PM11/26/23

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Assuming all Dockerys smell the same, they probably find the Sulzbach stench both similar and familiar.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 26, 2023, 8:31:01 PM11/26/23

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"Will Donkey smelled pretty good for a Dockery."
-- Ahmos Zu-Bolton, Pegasus: The Carver High Literary Journal, May 1976

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 27, 2023, 8:36:27 AM11/27/23

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NancyGene

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Nov 27, 2023, 9:17:02 AM11/27/23

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Every year at Thanksgiving, they set one less place at the table since the missing relative is on a platter.

> "Will Donkey smelled pretty good for a Dockery."
> -- Ahmos Zu-Bolton, Pegasus: The Carver High Literary Journal, May 1976

Maybe that's the last time a Donkey bathed?

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 27, 2023, 2:06:22 PM11/27/23

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One would hope they'd set an empty place in their honor.

> > "Will Donkey smelled pretty good for a Dockery."
> > -- Ahmos Zu-Bolton, Pegasus: The Carver High Literary Journal, May 1976
> Maybe that's the last time a Donkey bathed?

Maybe Ahmos Zu-Bolton had a cold.

NancyGene

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Nov 27, 2023, 4:00:51 PM11/27/23

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No, they don't care and don't want to waste the scavenged paper plates from the dumpster.

> > > "Will Donkey smelled pretty good for a Dockery."
> > > -- Ahmos Zu-Bolton, Pegasus: The Carver High Literary Journal, May 1976
> > Maybe that's the last time a Donkey bathed?
> Maybe Ahmos Zu-Bolton had a cold.

Dan Barf didn't look all that clean either.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 28, 2023, 9:03:28 AM11/28/23

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Turds of a feather...

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 28, 2023, 1:38:17 PM11/28/23

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NancyGene

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Nov 28, 2023, 2:38:36 PM11/28/23

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At least turds of a feather sleep together. There is always someone for everyone, even the smelliest of pissbums, child groomers, and people who lack any talent whatsoever.

Michael Pendragon

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Nov 30, 2023, 8:49:40 AM11/30/23

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They certainly do make quite a threesome.

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 30, 2023, 3:02:27 PM11/30/23

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NancyGene

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Nov 30, 2023, 4:48:18 PM11/30/23

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Why didn't Jordy's Uncle take George Sulzbach and Will Dockery on his non-existent trip to Aruba? That would seem to be the Community Party thing to do--share everything. Oh, Will Dockery can't get a passport because of back child support. George Sulzbach can't afford a passport and may have to pass the morals tests.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 1, 2023, 9:28:53 AM12/1/23

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Jordy's uncle wouldn't come within 100 yards of those stinkbums in real life.

Michael Pendragon

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Michael Pendragon

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NancyGene

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Dec 2, 2023, 5:07:07 PM12/2/23

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No, he wouldn't, and he is safely ensconced in the suburbs of Connecticut. Jordy's uncle's family doesn't even want to associate with him, but they have legal custody of him and power of attorney. They can't leave him by himself, although they tried at the Dallas airport.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 3, 2023, 1:27:37 AM12/3/23

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Connecticut? That's not too far from me. Perhaps I'll pay "Jordy" a little visit.

NancyGene

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Dec 3, 2023, 9:16:36 AM12/3/23

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Yes, he lives in Connecticut, but he's dodgy on exactly where. He had claimed a year or so ago that "he" bought a house and his mother bought a house, but we see no evidence of that. He is a fabulist, so don't believe what he writes to try to impress Will, George Dance and George Sulzbach. He's just a retarded old gay guy.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 3, 2023, 4:13:01 PM12/3/23

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With a hardon for his nephew.

Family Guy

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Dec 3, 2023, 4:22:37 PM12/3/23

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On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 5:34:04 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 9:59:55 PM UTC+1, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 9:39:53 PM UTC+1, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 1:19:33 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 1:04:03 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 12:14:15 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:

> > > > > > On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 11:52:29 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 15, 2023 at 11:40:37 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > Please ignore all posts by Will Dockery and his flunkies, Far Away Star/General Zod/various other aliases and Jordy.

> > > > > > > Seconded.
> > > > > > The Donkey and his flunkies are *not* going to bury this thread.
> > > > > They will start saying hello on it, which is another way they bury a thread.
> > > > That would only demonstrate my point.
> > > >
> > They do that, though. They know that people are disgusted when they see the hello Jordys and hope that others will abandon the thread.
> >
> > BTW, Donkey must have shaken down Jordy's pervert uncle for $850 to pay property taxes on the shack.
> Let's send the pissbums to explore volcanos in Iceland. Real outdoorsmen don't need tents or handouts.

Let's send the pissbums to Palestine as human shields.

NancyGene

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Dec 3, 2023, 5:43:18 PM12/3/23

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Let's send the pissbums back to the Vikings. They would appreciate Jordy's Uncle.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 4, 2023, 9:30:10 AM12/4/23

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NancyGene

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Dec 4, 2023, 12:53:05 PM12/4/23

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Let's send the pissbums to a Hell substitute.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 4, 2023, 4:24:09 PM12/4/23

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Trollbusting was a trend back in the 80s. Perhaps we can start it up again.

NancyGene

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Dec 5, 2023, 8:31:28 AM12/5/23

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Are there rules to trollbusting? Sarah Donkeytits is interested in the bust department.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 5, 2023, 8:29:36 PM12/5/23

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I don't know if there were rules... but the basic scenario went like this:

A bunch of teens with baseball bats would pile into a truck, drive down to the underside of a bridge, an alley, or any scene of a bum-sighting, and beat the living bejeezus out of them. They even had "Troll Busters" t-shirts made up to wear on their outings.

NancyGene

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Dec 6, 2023, 9:12:44 AM12/6/23

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Well, that doesn't sound like fun to us. Better to concentrate just on George Sulzbach, Isaac Chase, Will Dockery and George Dance.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 6, 2023, 4:56:32 PM12/6/23

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Exactly! I was hoping to get a group of Troll Busters together for just that purpose.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 8, 2023, 10:17:35 AM12/8/23

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"Who you gonna call?"

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Dec 8, 2023, 9:03:40 PM12/8/23

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Troll Busters!

NancyGene

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Dec 9, 2023, 10:13:29 AM12/9/23

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We'd rather that they were arrested (permanently). If they were injured (other than by Acts of God), they might get monetary compensation.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 9, 2023, 11:22:30 PM12/9/23

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Only if we... er, they... get caught.

NancyGene

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Dec 10, 2023, 10:46:29 AM12/10/23

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"They" could claim Acts of Satan. Who knows where the Devil will strike/lay on hands next?

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 10, 2023, 10:53:58 AM12/10/23

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Sounds like a plan.

NancyGene

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Dec 10, 2023, 11:06:01 AM12/10/23

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Should "they" lay out all of the details of the "plan" on AAPC over months and months before going forward with the plan?

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 10, 2023, 11:11:54 AM12/10/23

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If a pissbum disappears in a woods, and nobody sees him... are they going to try to find him?

NancyGene

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Dec 10, 2023, 2:55:07 PM12/10/23

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That's a trick question. To a pissbum, a "woods" consists of one tree. One particular pissbum is three times the girth of the biggest tree. Why would anyone look for him anyway? Maybe the police because of a BOLO.

Family Guy

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Dec 10, 2023, 3:13:03 PM12/10/23

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Is it illegal to be a dumbass pissbum?

NancyGene

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Dec 10, 2023, 4:38:42 PM12/10/23

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Probably not, but at least an incarceration for something would get them off the Internet.

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Dec 10, 2023, 6:31:53 PM12/10/23

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How about: If a pissbum is buried under his trash heap, will anyone bother digging it up?

NancyGene

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Dec 11, 2023, 8:21:14 PM12/11/23

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No, but someone might steal the trash for building materials.

Family Guy

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Dec 11, 2023, 9:16:04 PM12/11/23

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That would be the stinkiest and worst built structure ever made since the plane hit the World Trade Center.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 13, 2023, 12:28:06 PM12/13/23

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Only another pissbum.... and they won't be going to the police.

> That would be the stinkiest and worst built structure ever made since the plane hit the World Trade Center.

In fairness, the WTC was designed to withstand extreme wind pressure due to its height. No one expected anyone to crash an airplane into it.

NancyGene

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Dec 13, 2023, 3:07:18 PM12/13/23

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No one expected the Spanish Inquisition or George Sulzbach either.

Michael Pendragon

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Dec 14, 2023, 11:38:45 AM12/14/23

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Everyone expects Stinkbum Sulzbach. Most of us avoid AAPC in the late afternoon/early evening when his posting frenzy is at its peak.