Cool stuff, thanks.
--
"Wobble" by Dockery & Conley (recorded August 14 2007):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
"Dream Tears" by Dockery & Mallard:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
Shadowville Installation:
Gene Woolfolk Junior- piano
Gary Frankfurth- guitar
Timothy Maxwell- video & processing
Will Dockery- vocal
No doubt. You have seemed pretty sad lately.
Sure, as the poet wrote: "Life is sad, life is a bust, all you can do
is do what you must."
The sadness I see brings out art... in you it only brings out your
bitter anger at those of us capable of that.
That you seem to be a sad and bitter little man?
--
Your reading comprehension is off again, Meat, I said /you/ seem sad
and bitter.
Try to write a song about your bitter sadness.
On Sep 24, 1:49 pm, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:49:35 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> The latest <slap>
The latest dodge/snip from you... in your haste you accidentally
snipped the points you know you can't honestly respond to:
On Sep 24, 5:53 am, Peter J Ross defended copyright theft again:
> In rec.arts.poems on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:57:15 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
> <nothing worth answering>
Yet you continue to respond in order attempt to defend the copyright
thief Michael Cook... who you also /aided/ in his theft of photograph
and porn.
"active support", not to mention defense and applause for Cook's
thievery:
> Will Dockery thanks Michael Cook
*After* Cook had already stolen my poem, and I "thanked" him for
specific reasons, given below:
> for his alleged "theft":
It is /not/ "alleged", but a proven archived fact.
Cook took my poem and without permission or warning made an Mp3
recording of it (without credit to me, in addition, which Rik Roots
calls plagiarism) and posted it to his website.
I only found out about it when Cook posted the link here on Usenet,
where I made a copy of /my/ copyrighted property (since Cook made the
recording without my consent, "Karma Bombs" remains mine, as I own
all
rights to the poem in all forms) and posted a proper link with proper
credit ("by Will Dockery") for the poem.
> | It thought this one was pretty interesting/amusing, and shows me the poems
> | flows really well in a spoken context. Thanks, Cook!
This was some number of days after Michael Cook /stole/ the poem,
recorded it, and posted the link on Usenet. As someone pointed out
with Bishop's similar theft of Karla's "April", Cook's theft of my
poem was very likely not "for profit", but a copyright abuse done
with
a malicious attempt to "piss me off".
By "thanking" him (and obviously quickly taking back all rights and
possession of my property), I spoiled the fun, as Cook's intent was
to
have me stamp my feet and whine about it, like Rik Roots, Bishop and
Karla did when their poetry was stolen.
The fact remains that Michael Cook infringed my copyright, stole /my/
poem "Karma Bombs", used it without permission.
You asked George Dance recently (and what began this conversation) if
a theft that lasts hours, days, is still a theft... and your position
was a poem stolen for even minutes or an hour is /still/ theft.
Except when the thief happens to be your pal Michael Cook, am I
right?
> | Will
> Message-ID: <3fe774e3$...@news2.knology.net>
> 22 Dec 2003
> Will Dockery continues to express his delight:
No "delight" with Cook's theft, but my plans to use /my/ property,
and
by using his stolen version of "Karma Bombs" reaffirming my
copyright,
which he abused by using without my permission, and posting a link to
his stolen work for days.
> | Added music would be great, Michael!
This may yet still happen, as I recently sent the Mp3 attachment to
Timothy Maxwell for processing and video work... /with/ my
permission,
of course.
In fact, I intend to get with some
> | musicians after the holidays and do just that to your cover of "Karma Bombs":
I called it a "cover"... a person who performs covers still owes the
original creator (me, in this case) payment for the use of the
material.
Cook stole my poem, and I took it back, and you defend copyright
thieves, Pete.
As Rik Roots (who "hates" thieves and plagiarists, and so must
secretly "hate you and Michael Cook would say:
"Nuff Said."
--
Demo version of "Toxin on Glass" from 'Exile in the House of the
King'
by Shadowville Installation - song by Gene Woolfolk Jr, Timothy
Maxwell, Gary Frankfurth, & Will Dockery:
Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
Embedded:
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://
www.youtube.com/v/-XWUdCRbVnc"></param><param name="wmode"
value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-
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> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:20:53 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > The latest dodge/snip from you... in your haste you accidentally
> > snipped the points you know you can't honestly respond to:
>
> Hey Peter! The 'System Update' did the trick! While my Alcatroll
> Labs Irony Meter did sizzle and smoke after processing the above
> nuclear blast of Irony, the meter did not peg.
>
> Thanks to Peenamunde Working Group again
>
>
You still havent fixed usenet, Ploddy.
Its gotten much duller,still.
:(
> Meat Plow wasted precious bandwith with:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >
> > > The latest dodge/snip from you... in your haste you accidentally
> > > snipped the points you know you can't honestly respond to:
> >
> > Hey Peter! The 'System Update' did the trick! While my Alcatroll
> > Labs Irony Meter did sizzle and smoke after processing the above
> > nuclear blast of Irony, the meter did not peg.
> >
> > Thanks to Peenamunde Working Group again
>
>
> You still havent fixed usenet, Ploddy.
>
> Its gotten much duller,still.
>
> :(
No worry, eh!
Poetry's resident Maker of Laws
is on top of that.
--
Cm~
"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts.
But I can't stop eating peanuts."
- Orson Wells
IAWTP
>> :(
>
> Show me how to make it all better?
Couldn't tell ya as it applies to the other froups in the line, but
resurrecting Rick, Lionel, Rhonda, and Mike would be a good start for AUK.
Oh and ask Kevin Cannon if he'd be kind enough to rattle Cluck's cage again.
That's always fun as well.
By the way? Where is Rick (K-Man) Mather? Is he socked-up as somebody else
at the moment, or did Karma jump up and bite him in the ass after that whole
"death troll" thing? And for that matter ... Where's Lionel? Hey ... You
don't suppose Rick, Lionel, Rhonda and .... Nah. Couldn't be.
Rick ate Lionel and got choked on a bone and died. Rhonda and Mike
are happily married and living in Palm Springs.
Sgt.
> > And for that matter ... Where's Lionel? Hey ... You
> > don't suppose Rick, Lionel, Rhonda and .... Nah. Couldn't be.
>
> Yeh they're all the same person.
Bullshit, Bwanna!
Sgt.
Post that oft-touted music video of your band playing to a packed house at the
Roxy :)
I heard your lead guitar work was *unsurpassed*.
Or you could get K-Man to come back to entertain us, like that guy further down
this thread has already suggested.
Either one is good...
Is there any wiccan poetry?
A cover band, since Meat admitted he's never written a song.
> playing to a packed house at the
> Roxy :)
> I heard your lead guitar work was *unsurpassed*.
Karla claimed it was amazing... without ever having seen it.
--
"Wobble" by Dockery & Conley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
"Last Dream Today" by Dockery & Mallard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpYx8sSFP0
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
* A Wicker Basket *
Comes the time when it's later
and onto your table the headwaiter
puts the bill, and very soon after
rings out the sound of lively laughter-
Picking up change, hands like a walrus,
and a face like a barndoor's,
and a head without any apparent size,
nothing but two eyes-
So that's you, man,
or me. I make it as I can,
I pick up, I go
faster than they know-
Out the door, the street like a night,
any night, and no one in sight,
but then, well, there she is,
old friend Liz-
And she opens the door of her Cadillac,
I step in back,
and we're gone.
She turns me on-
There are very huge stars, man, in the sky,
and from somewhere very far off someone hands me a slice of apple pie,
with a gob of white, white ice cream on top of it,
and I eat it-
Slowly. And while certainly
they are laughing at me, and all around me is racket
of these cats not making it, I make it
in my wicker basket.
- Robert Creeley
--
Cm~
"You can't always get what you want,
but if you try sometimes, you just might find
you get what you need."
- Mick Jagger and Keith Richards
--
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Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental,
and you aren't worth a good weapons cleaning.
http://scrawlmark.org
The literate will note that the second part of the statement is a
contrapositive of the first.
I.e., it's the only reason that the "dull" are still in circulation.
> In message <MPG.2162f40fa...@127.0.0.1>, Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
There was an old Resident Wiccan
Caused poets to shrivel and sicken
Until her High Daughter
Undressed for the slaughter
And caused even sausage to thicken.
That do?
--
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Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
> Show me how to make it all better?
Careful, I think he wants you to kiss it...
I bet Ploddy could make a song outta that!
:)
You have a remarkable talent :)
Unfortunately I have an unremarkable talent for rhyme...
I keep stumbling on "orange"...
> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:20:02 -0600, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>
> > In message <19825k....@news.alt.net>, Meat Plow wrote:
> Now there snuhsocks, that's isn't "showing" me>.?~
You sold your soul just like robert johnson!
NOW PLAY LIKE THE DEVIL!!!!1111!!!!
You talk funny :)
With your big words and your literate coversation...
You know, if I close my eyes I can hear the glaciers melting...
> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:47:44 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > On Sep 25, 5:20 pm, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> >>Meat Plow wrote:
> >>
> >> > Show me how to make it all better?
> >>
> >> Post that oft-touted music video of your band
> >
> > A cover band, since Meat admitted he's never written a song.
> >
> >> playing to a packed house at the
> >> Roxy :)
> >> I heard your lead guitar work was *unsurpassed*.
> >
> > Karla claimed it was amazing... without ever having seen it.
>
> Translation:
>
> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> aaaaaaaa.
>
> heh
No, you misinterpret the umlaut for the diacritical mark.
Therefore: we still pine these long days many though they be waiting
with baited breath for those dulcet tones only such a one as you
dearest Ploddy can produce from your magic lute.
Yeah, thats the ticket...
On Sep 25, 12:09 pm, "Respondant" <noem...@none.not> wrote:
> MeatPlowwrote:
Oh good. At least there was a happy ending to the saga.
I wish the Rick and Lionel part was on DVD. I'd buy one.
Juan C.
Peter J Ross would call this copyright infringement and theft.
--
Toxin on Glass (video) by Shadowville Installation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
Shadowville Installation:
Gene Woolfolk Junior- piano
Gary Frankfurth- guitar
Timothy Maxwell- video & processing
Will Dockery- vocal
> quack
--
Cm~
"It is axiomatic that Duckrish is anti-truth."
- Rob Evans
There's a few out there, Dan Barfield used "syringe" for "orange"
once, and here's a few from Usenet:
There was a young girl called mad donner
whos throat was a pain and a bummer.
she sucked on a lozenge
that was flavoured orange
and was better by the time it was summer.
-Mike Warren
There once was a man of West Orange
Whose head was shaped just like a lozenge;
they said to him,"Bill,
you're a horrible pill,
Now go back at once to West Orange!"
-Louis Epstein
Orange....whore binge.
Eating an orange while making love
Results in bizarre enjoyment thereof.
-Tom Lehrer.
It troubled me making juice from an orange,
'til I found I could crush near the door hinge.
- Tim Robinson
There was a man from Orange
Who put his fruit near the door hinge
But after a time
He knew no rhyme
To the the thing he called an orange
- houghi
A boy with a goose's orange,
A man with a dirty syringe,
A woman in beige, a
Wee infant in Asia,
Couldn't rhyme silver or purple.
- Brian "Oneth a month I twy to whyme..." Erst
More at:
--
"De Amerikaanse dichter Will Dockery performt de engelstalige versie
van het gedicht van Benders ondersteund door uitstekende
muzikanten...een bewijs dat de relatie Nederland-USA springlevend
is!"
-M.H. Benders
Toxin on Glass (video) by Shadowville Installation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
Shadowville Installation:
Gene Woolfolk Junior- piano
Gary Frankfurth- guitar
Timothy Maxwell- video & processing
Will Dockery- vocal
So rhyme it with "purple."
But Dockery's been too busy producing dulcet tones from Ploddy's
Magic Flute to play with himself. Why all Shadowville knows him as
"Queen of the Night."
(You aren't unhappy with that, aria?)
According to the thread, the grinding and melting noises are from
irony meters that have been exposed to three statements in Duckrish.
And since Dockery sleeps with his mouth open, the poor meters have
no rest, however he's widely known to make more sense snoring than awake.
BTW, if Alcatroll and auk would just cut out trying to /measure/
how stupid Dockery is, Global Warming would go away.
Some people are terrified that they'll try to measure George W.
Bush, but, knowing our kookologists, I've just been quietly buying
beachfront property for pennies an acre in Nevada.
--
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~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Is there a "Dockery FAQ" so I too can get up to sped on why he iz
teh mots H8'd won?
> BTW, if Alcatroll and auk would just cut out trying to
> /measure/
> how stupid Dockery is, Global Warming would go away.
> Some people are terrified that they'll try to measure George W.
>
> Bush, but, knowing our kookologists, I've just been quietly buying
>
> beachfront property for pennies an acre in Nevada.
>
Underwater condos in key west will be lotz cheeper...
--
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/26/boxer-inhofe-global-warming-rematch/
> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:25:09 -0400
> > Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >
> >>On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:47:44 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>On Sep 25, 5:20 pm, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Meat Plow wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Show me how to make it all better?
> >>>>
> >>>>Post that oft-touted music video of your band
> >>>
> >>>A cover band, since Meat admitted he's never written a song.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>playing to a packed house at the
> >>>>Roxy :)
> >>>>I heard your lead guitar work was *unsurpassed*.
> >>>
> >>>Karla claimed it was amazing... without ever having seen it.
> >>
> >>Translation:
> >>
> >>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> >aa>aaaaaaaa.
> >>
> >>heh
> >
> >
> > No, you misinterpret the umlaut for the diacritical mark.
> > Therefore: we still pine these long days many though they be
> > waiting with baited breath for those dulcet tones only such a
> > one as you dearest Ploddy can produce from your magic lute.
> >
> > Yeah, thats the ticket...
> >
>
> But Dockery's been too busy producing dulcet tones from Ploddy's
> Magic Flute to play with himself.
Does he play the captain or the mouse king?
Why all Shadowville knows him as
> "Queen of the Night."
> (You aren't unhappy with that, aria?)
>
ARIADERCHE!
Okey...heer goz...
YOR IES AER LIEK ORANGES
SO BIG ADN ROUND
WHY AER TEHY SO PURPLE?
DID YUO MISS TEH LAST HURDEL?
Your ongoing obsession with "Will Dockery" is noted... again.
--
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> > And since Dockery sleeps with his mouth open <slap>
>
>
> Your ongoing obsession with "Will Dockery" is noted... again.
You may want to read the subject line again, goober.
--
Cm~
"Win or lose, I /always/ get my point across."
- Goober Duck, more stoned than usual
You would think that, wouldn't you?
After all, your constant homoerotic fantasies are well documented in
the archives.
Heh.
He /likes/ to think of himself as The Nutcracker in his little /pas
des deux/, but he's more in the nature of a sugar-plum fairy.
>
> Why all Shadowville knows him as
>
>>"Queen of the Night."
>> (You aren't unhappy with that, aria?)
>>
>
>
> ARIADERCHE!
>
Naaah, Dockery seZ "/ciao/," because that's exactly what he has in mind.
> You'll hafta ask the auk pipple; I'm "from" rap, where Dockery
> poasts mountains of unspeakable shit he requires us to pretend are
> "poems" or some sort of "performance art."
>
Ohhhhhhhhh...hes a wannabee Shakespear...tell him that if he cant
wrte a bettr pom then EE cuMMings"s 'how to hump a cows'...then he
aint shit.
> >
> >> BTW, if Alcatroll and auk would just cut out trying to
> >> /measure/
> >>how stupid Dockery is, Global Warming would go away.
> >> Some people are terrified that they'll try to measure George
> >W.>
> >>Bush, but, knowing our kookologists, I've just been quietly
> >buying>
> >>beachfront property for pennies an acre in Nevada.
> >>
> >
> >
> > Underwater condos in key west will be lotz cheeper...
> >
> > --
> > http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/26/boxer-inhofe-global-warming-rematch/
> >
>
> Carbon dioxide is not causing global warming; global warming is
> causing carbon dioxide.
> If you can't solve partial-pressure or solubility equations,
> ask
> your soda pop or beer for a qualitative answer, i.e., heat it a
> little and watch it fizz.
> Briefly, /all/ CO2 above about 260-300 ppm (~temperature)
> dissolves in surface water, and nothing that must be measured in
> parts per million /can/ be a "greenhouse"; it blocks only ppm of
> the energy flows.
>
Methane is a bitch however :)
> Carbonic acid, CO2-H2O, HOCOOH, reacts with calcium ion
> (continually dissolved from rock as CaOH) to form limestone,
> Ca(OC=O)2, releasing two H2O back to the water.
> Limestone (not rain forests) is this planet's carbon sink.
> Warmer water dissolves a little more limestone and a little
> less
> CO2, so there's a little more CO2 /over/ the water.
> If there's more CO2 in the air, it drops as more limestone.
> If all the CO2 is removed from the air, more limestone
> dissolves
> until the CO2 over the water is again ~260-300 ppm.
>
> The "greenhouse gas" for this planet is liquid water ("clouds").
> Their formation is dependent on airborne dust and smoke
> particles,
> not gas molecules. This is why Southwest Indian rain-dances
> actually worked in some places under the right conditions; the
> whole tribe shuffles up dust when the shaman seZ the conditions
> are right, and maybe it works enough to work.
You owe me a new keybd...
Mheh.
(If this trick is copied in the wrong
> places or conditions, it won't work at all, and is called
> "superstition.")
I'll stick with silver iodide, thanks :)
> The converse is how the clean-air nuts are causing global
> warming,
> by requiring the Industrial Revolution (which was some degrees
> cooler and cloudy) to clean up their smoke (not gas) emissions.
> Now they insist they're even gonna "forbid" individual smoking.
> Look, Ma, no clouds.
>
Sure tits da counter-action to the global wArMinG cycle.
Make some krakatoa and we *all* chill...
> I seD "cooler," yes; clouds reflect far more /incoming/ sunlight
> (lookit the Big Blue Marble) than they do outgoing infrared, and
> the incoming yellow > uv light has almost twice the energy of the
> outgoing infrared, e=hf, e=h/(wavelength).
> Arthur Koestler did not invent darkness at noon.
>
He waz a trooly grate mang...
Still dosent make it the case that burning fossil fuel wont warm up
the earth :)
I FEEL LIEK I KNOWS HIM ALREADY!!!!
> >
> > Why all Shadowville knows him as
> >
> >>"Queen of the Night."
> >> (You aren't unhappy with that, aria?)
> >>
> >
> >
> > ARIADERCHE!
> >
>
> Naaah, Dockery seZ "/ciao/," because that's exactly what he has in
> mind.
>
Kill all fatties.
HTH
No, Robert Creeley owns the poem, and Pete Ross declared recently that
by poesting his poem to Usenet makes Barbie a copyright infringer and
thief...except PJR won't "see" this post since it doesn't suit his
agenda.
--
"De Amerikaanse dichter Will Dockery performt de engelstalige versie
van het gedicht van Benders ondersteund door uitstekende
muzikanten...een bewijs dat de relatie Nederland-USA springlevend
is!"
-M.H. Benders
Toxin on Glass (video) by Shadowville Installation
> Meat Plow wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > Owns you.
>
> No,
Yes.
>>Owns you.
>
>
> No,
>
Apparently ,?
Fundamentally,
Basically,
Actually,
Simply,
yes.
--
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Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Pretty much anybody who has a turnable rock in his back yard knows
him already.
In Rob's poem about a dwarf under a mountain, he isn't really
talking about a /mountain/.
(It only seems so to the dwarf.)
d00d,
If it weren't for the fact that water at 4 deg C is a lot denser
than water at 0 deg C (i.e., ice floats), the world would be a solid
ice ball.
Of course, we wouldn't be here to see it, so who cares...
BTW, if earth (anything) is a little warmer, it radiates faster. One
more equation keeping things pretty much where they always are.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Funny how theres this guy near me in GLACIER NATIONAL PARK that
works for the USGS and he studies glaicers and has all this
PHOTOgrafic EVIdence that shows how the GLACIERS have RECeeDEd :)
I wonder if hes just photoshopping all that stuff???!?!??!!?
ZOMG! He Iz won of tehm wots trieng to maek teh BIG CONSPIRACY of
GOLBAL WORMING!!!!!
Yeah...
He must be quite adorable as tiny as he is :)
Is of the opinion that you commited copyright abuse and theft by
posting Creeley's poem on Usenet without his permission, Barbie:
"...Meanwhile [the poet] can certainly send a DMCA complaint to Google
and
have your unauthorised posting of his poem removed. Google are good
about that kind of thing. I think they may shut down thieves'
accounts
too." -Pete J Ross, Sep 20, 5:03 pm
Snip away, Barbie... but don't worry, PJR won't notice this, and Rik
won't care because you didn't steal from /him/.
--
Thanks, Michael.
I was into Gibson back in his early days, stuff like Count Zero, which
I found a resemblence to William Burroughs' more coherent works...
haven't read any of his recent works, though.
> > Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Peter J Ross
>
> Is of the opinion
Dockery is a whiny and talentless drunkard.
--
Cm~
How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".
I'm sure you haven't forgotten Pete's opinion of /your/ poetry, Barbie...
after all that was one of the reasons you stopped trying to be a poet.
Glad you agree, Uncle Hammes.
According to Pete Ross, yes.
--
> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:25:38 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>
>>"Barbara's Cat" wrote
>>
>>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>Peter J Ross
>>>>
>>>>Is of the opinion
>>>
>>>Dockery is a whiny and talentless drunkard
>>
>>I'm sure
>
>
> Everyone is sure of it.
>
> heh
>
Singin' in a Bar
Would you like to sing in a bar,
Carry moonshine home in a jar,
And be battered off by a car,
Or would you rather be a Duck?
A Duck is an animal without any hands;
He can't play guitar or fondle glands;
His belly's sprawly and his brain is weak,
But he finds your Man-hood with his little beak,
And so if all that you wanna do is suck,
You may grow up to be a Duck.
Would you like to sing in a bar,
Hit the floor with a staggering jar
For the better sort of a scar,
Or would you rather be a Duck?
A Duck is an animal with shit on his beak;
His shoes are shitty, too, so they don't squeak;
He's got no manners when he drinks his booze,
He's fat and lazy, but he loves to schmooze,
So if you hear lots of quacking from a cluck,
You may be talking to a Duck.
Would you like to sing in a bar,
Carry vomit home in a jar,
Be a batter with your guitar,
Or would you rather be a Duck?
A Duck won't do anything but waddle his gook;
He can't write a verse or read a book;
To fool the people is his only thought,
But though he always lies, he still gets caught,
So if you're Toedully Satisfied with guck,
You may grow up to be a Duck.
All the Ducks are not in a zoo;
Every day one's quacking at you,
And he never, /ever/, is through.
So if quacking at microphones is par,
You could be singing in a bar.
-- Frank Snotrah
Maybe. But /don't/ let him sit on your lap.
Who seD jack shit against "global warming"?
I seD it wasn't caused by an "increase in carbon dioxide."
I did say that it was aided by a chronic reduction in particulates
since the Industrial Revolution.
I did say that it causes a measurable increase in the partial
pressure of carbon dioxide.
I did not mention that we live under a 7% variable star; that would
be a little too scary for the somewhat "scientific."
You wanna fight "global warming," get all that fuken McHappy
Plastifoam, cut it until the pieces are all fairly flat, and throw it
in the river.
It'll reach the ocean very shortly.
That sounds odd, gioven the numbah of Point of Source pollution
units as measured by the numberof-internalcombustion enjins.
(not to be confused with the external wons)
So I would posit that there are more sources to provide fotochemical
smog due to the sheer numbers in use since say...1900.
> I did say that it causes a measurable increase in the partial
> pressure of carbon dioxide.
>
Boycott cokacola...
> I did not mention that we live under a 7% variable star; that
> would be a little too scary for the somewhat "scientific."
>
Send sol asprin, stat! Its not the gamma ray bust you *see* that
will get yas, its the one you *dont* :)
> You wanna fight "global warming," get all that fuken McHappy
> Plastifoam, cut it until the pieces are all fairly flat, and throw
> it in the river.
> It'll reach the ocean very shortly.
>
Tyhe svitserlaanders are covering their alps with white tarps to
keep the snow from melting.
I propose a taxbreak for all who paint their houses & roofs white :)
You'll give 'em lessons.
"We know."
On Sep 30, 6:59 am, George Dance wrote:
>
> Ressentiment is hating those who do as well as you, when you believe
> you are better than they are, and wishing to push them back below your
> level.
This nails Mush-Mouth Evans perfectly, as our current conversation
reveals:
----
On Sep 29, 11:43 pm, Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans wrote:
> In message <1191079600.387711.58...@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com>, Will Dockery writes
> >On Sep 28, 10:39 pm, Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans wrote:
>
> Especially when you write without meaning
While your meanings are dreary accounts of "today wasssth *tweet*
poetssth *tweet* day" and cliched bullshit about dwarves.
> and then gargle
Says Rob Evans, who reads his poems in a whistle lisping burble as if
he were trying to speak through a mouth stuffed with mush, which is
why you're known as "Mush-Mouth":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
Talk about "gargling", on your recorded "performance" you seem to be /
trying/ to gargle a throatfull of mush.
> An opinion of yours which no one actually agrees with.
They don't have to agree, the proof is in the recording:
> I'm known as mush-mouth
Yes you are, because of this recorded performance of yours where you
read your dreary poem in a whistling lisp through a mouth full of
mush.
>> I particularly liked the fact that when the rest of you stopped, you're
>> stomach continued
So you want to take this to appearances, I like the fact that a
dwarfish crone such as you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/images/rob_evans270.jpg
would even wanna go /there/. Your photo shows why your "performance"
is so mushy, and why you insert the whistles in every verse... can't
you afford a decent dentist, dwarf?
> You're also hoping that you've diverted attention from your falling onto
> the stage and then wobbling around it.
I posted the link, Mush-Mouth, which is a pretty good version of
"Wobble"... one of dozens performed over the last few months.
There's no attempt to divert attention from it. Love it or hate it,
that's your choice, but from the evidence of your mushy whistle
lisping "performance" of the dreary chopped up prose of "Today wasshth
*tweet* poweths *tweet* day" you seem unlikely to top it, Mush-Mouth.
Your poetry continues to be a drab collection of cliches, and many
would say it isn't even poetry, being nothing but chopped up prose.
> >But thanks for watching "Wobble", and giving what passes for critique
> >around here, Mush-Mouth.
>
> I'm happy to
Good, and maybe you'll learn how to read poetry without garbling it up
with a throat full of gunk, accompanied by your hilarious whistling-
lisp.
----
Mush-Mouth Evans begins by calling my vocals "gargling", while his own
performance shows that not only does he "gargle" as if his mouth is
stuffed with gunk, he also spittles, spews and whistles his lisping
chopped up prose, through a set of rotted teeth, which is interesting,
since the rest of his critique is of my appearance, his attempt to
portray me as "fat"... like the bitter crone dwarf vulture he
obviously is.
--
"Wobble" by Dockery-Conley (video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
Are you speaking from experience or running through another of your
fantasies. Uncle?
Your ongoing homoerotic fantasies of "Will Dockery" are noted again,
Uncle Dennis.
> Why all Shadowville knows him as
> "Queen of the Night."
And again.
So you've been to Shadowville, Uncle?
--
Toxin on Glass (video) by Shadowville Installation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
Shadowville Installation:
What is interesting is that American listeners claim to understand every
word. Many of them get as few as one in five words in your so-called
songs. You lose, you gargle - end of story.
>since the rest of his critique is of my appearance, his attempt to
>portray me as "fat"...
Attempt? No, seriously, are you claiming you don't LOOK fat on that
stage?
> like the bitter crone dwarf vulture he
>obviously is.
Got enough descriptors there to soothe your frustrations, old son?
Just like your unspeakable shit: tell, tell, tell but never actually
show.
>
O sad Duck. You posted the link. It is ridiculous. You added to
slapstick to shite-speak and created comedy gold.
Strange then that you're so eager to attack me to draw attention away
from this spectacle.
I agree that I'm unlikely to top it. I've decided to stick to
gimmick-free poetry published in the real world and performed to
audiences (many of them sober) all over it.
You continue to do what you do best - hey, if you can't spew-up in your
own little back yard, where can you?
Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
--
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They can also hear every whistle, every lisp, every gunkmouthed burble
as you spew the microphone with spittle.
"Rob Evans, performer of the hilarious satire of the iconic blurry
voiced pub poet and recent stroke victim":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
> >since the rest of his critique is of my appearance, his attempt to
> >portray me as "fat"...
>
> Attempt? No, seriously, are you claiming you don't LOOK fat on that
> stage?
So, do /you/ claim that you don't look like a bald snaggletoothed
vulture crone on /any/ stage?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/images/rob_evans270.jpg
To a withered old dwarf such as yourself I probably do look "big" and
"fat... and at several inches over 6 feet, tall as well.
> > like the bitter crone dwarf vulture he
> >obviously is.
>
> Got enough descriptors there
They all fit you, leaving out "mush mouthed whistle lisping who sounds
like a stroke victim", which are also good descriptions of you and
your pathetic "performance."
>You posted the link.
Of course I did, Mush-Mouth... with many more to come, like it or not.
> Strange then that you're so eager to attack me
Sorry my Mush-Mouthed vulture crone friend, you began this attack...
I'm finishing it up.
You commented on my poetry performance, and I commented on yours...
pointing out what a dreary, gunkmouthed, whistle-lisping crone you
sound like.
Don't like my commentary? Too bad...
> I agree that I'm unlikely to top it. I've decided to stick to
> gimmick-free poetry
Dreary chopped up porse with chiched subjects, delivered with a
whistle lisp, a throat full of gunk, and all the warbling intensity of
a stroke victim.
"We know."
> >> > While Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans' meanings are dreary accounts of "today wasssth *tweet*
> >> > poetssth *tweet* day" and cliched bullshit about dwarves.
>
> >> >> and then gargle
>
> >> > Says Rob Evans, who reads his poems in a whistle lisping burble as if
> >> > he were trying to speak through a mouth stuffed with mush, which is
> >> > why you're known as "Mush-Mouth".
"Rob Evans, performer of the hilarious satire of the iconic blurry
voiced pub poet and recent stroke victim":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
Burble on, Snaggletooth.
--
Toxin on Glass (video) by Shadowville Installation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
Shadowville Installation:
> I agree that I'm unlikely to top it. I've decided to stick to gimmick-free poetry published in the real world and performed to
> audiences (many of them sober) all over it.
No, no.... all you have to do is beat that rob-what's...
Poetry is a competition, rob.
There is only room for one more poem, your turn....
--
AJ http://Here.Nu
http://LiveVideo.com/AJinn
http://Art.Here.Nu
That's a given, Mush-Mouth.
>I've decided to stick to gimmick-free poetry
Translation: Mush-Mouth hasn't the guts to take poetry to another
level, or he's too weak from the stroke and dental surgery to try.
> No, no.... all you have to do is beat that rob-what's...
>
> Poetry is a competition, rob.
>
> There is only room for one more poem, your turn....
I wager Mush-Mouth burned himself out on the Dwarf Shit poem... it'll
be a while for he whistle-lisps his frail figure across these parts
again.
--
"Wobble" by Dockery & Conley (recorded August 14 2007):
http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
"Dream Tears" by Dockery & Mallard:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars
Well fuckwit, it's obvious that you wager as well as you write.
It explains why you have to scrape a living delivering pizza, at least.
You'll never make money in any way that requires a brain.
Rob
(who's not actually back so soon according to Duckrish reality)
So, Mush-Mouth, this means you'll be blessing us with another piece of
chopped up prose cliched hack shit like your recent "Dwaves Around The
Corner". or maybe a full-out gunkmouthed stroke victim whistle and
lisp snoozer recording?
I say your about to your usual "poor tom" "ooky" stage.
> Barbara's Cat wrote
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > > Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:
> > > >
> > > > > Peter J Ross
> > >
> > > Is of the opinion
> >
> >
> > Dockery is a whiny and talentless drunkard.
>
>
> I'm sure
I'm sure too.
--
Cm~
"The Classics Illustrated comic version...
I don't really like all that retro stuff."
-- Dockery, when asked if he'd read Hamlet
I propose a tax break for any of the 6.5 billion smooth monkeys on
this planet who cease to exhale carbon dioxide, esp. if they also
cease to radiate 60 watts of heat per hour (390 billion watts/hour
total).
It means, o wriggling one, that your "wagering" skills are as shite as
your scribblings.
You utter dork.
Rob
It means that you're proving me right so far, you old slimeball
gargler, that "Dwarves Around The Corner" will be your last gasp for a
while... you'll just be oooking around and continue being hurt for a
while, but not much else.
--
"Wobble" by Dockery & Conley (recorded August 14 2007):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
"Toxin on Glass" from 'Exile in the House of the King' by Shadowville
Installation - song by Gene Woolfolk Jr, Timothy Maxwell, Gary
Frankfurth, & Will Dockery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWUdCRbVnc
> quack
> slimeball
> gargler
> quack
> hurt
> quack
> so hurt
> so badly hurt
> so very badly hurt
> quack
--
Cm~
"you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it."
- Goober Duck, 15 May 2007
You didn't know that about poetry, did you Barbie?
I'll write my own, thanks.
> keeps erasing it...
>
> Singin' in a Bar
>
> Would you like to sing in a bar,
> Carry moonshine home in a jar, <shitsnip>
Not "erased", more like "taking out the garbage", Uncle Hammes.
> didn't know that about poetry
Now you do, then... whether you like it or not.
> "The Classics Illustrated comic version...
> I don't really like all that retro stuff."
> - Dockery, when asked if he'd read Hamlet
So, Barbie... have /you/ read Hamlet?
"you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
> that doesn't mean there's none there, just
> that you can't, or won't, see it."
> - Will Dockery, 15 May 2007
--
> have /you/ read Hamlet?
--
Cm~
"The Classics Illustrated comic version...
I don't really like all that retro stuff."
-- Dockery, when asked if he'd read Hamlet
HELLO!
O wriggling one. Your "wagering" skills are as shite as your
scribblings.
You repeated utter dork.
How tall's a dwarf, fat boy?
Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
--
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> Goober Duck Will "I'm Hurting Badly" Dockery quacked:
>
>
>>quack
>>slimeball
>>gargler
>>quack
>>hurt
>>quack
>>so hurt
>>so badly hurt
>>so very badly hurt
>>quack
>
This Lits of /his/ ingredients isn't copyrightable, either.
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:30:28 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>
>>On Oct 2, 4:23 pm, Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>>>>didn't know that about poetry
>>
>>Now you do, then... whether you like it or not.
>
>
> You're replying to words you wrote, Wobbo.
Well, at least we know that he can't be a Weeble.
(Weebles "Wobble," but they don't fall down.)
>
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:
>
>
>>didn't know that about poetry
>
So, Mush-Mouth, this means you'll be blessing us with another piece of
chopped up prose cliched hack shit like your recent "Dwaves Around The
Corner". or maybe a full-out gunkmouthed stroke victim whistle and
lisp snoozer recording? I wager Mush-Mouth burned himself out on the
Dwarf Shit poem... it'll be a while for he whistle-lisps his frail
figure across these parts
again.
Mush-Mouth, with these "Hello!" posts you're proving my point... you
knocked yourself out on the Dwarf poem, eh?
--
"you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it."
- Will Dockery, 15 May 2007
"Wobble" by Dockery & Conley (recorded August 14 2007):
HELLO!
Exactly, well done Willum.
Now, where were we? Ah yes...
O wriggling one. Your "wagering" skills are as shite as your
scribblings.
You repeated, repeated utter dork.
Now do tell - how tall's a dwarf, fat boy?