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Feb 17, 2010, 6:45:00 PM2/17/10
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How's it going now eh?

=z=

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Feb 17, 2010, 6:55:40 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 6:45 pm, % <bi...@farm.com> wrote:
> How's it going now eh?

lousy...the fucin' liquor store just burnt down...

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Feb 17, 2010, 7:28:12 PM2/17/10
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On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:55:40 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Feb 17, 6:45�pm, % <bi...@farm.com> wrote:
>> How's it going now eh?
>
>lousy...the fucin' liquor store just burnt down...

I bet it burned for a while. I dont drink.

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 7:40:38 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 5:28 pm, % <e...@yre.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:55:40 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
>
> >On Feb 17, 6:45 pm, % <bi...@farm.com> wrote:
> >> How's it going now eh?
>
> >lousy...the fucin' liquor store just burnt down...
>
> I bet it burned for a while. I dont drink.

"tornevall.net"

Go back to AUK you kooky kunts!

This is a poetry group.

Have you figured out how to read headers?
aapc
alt.arts.POETRY.comments

You're not going to lay your eggs of malicious
deceit here.

Now, you and I both know I can't make you leave.

So, by all means, hang around like a dead flower.

See if I care.

However, your game has been figured out.

You're world is finished!

ggamble

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Feb 17, 2010, 8:02:56 PM2/17/10
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On 17-Feb-2010, sneezuschristsupersnarl <sneezu...@cox.net> wrote:


> You're world is finished!


No, I'm Spartacus.

whoosh

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Feb 17, 2010, 8:04:50 PM2/17/10
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My My you're under duress this evening. Take a pill. What is a
Tornevall.net?

Please feel free to look it up so you don't make an ass of yerself.

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 8:25:59 PM2/17/10
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Feel free to share any of your poetry, dude.

I'm sure we're all interested in reading your high school gym locker
limericks.

My value is 1 percent.
However, that's all been spent.
So, I'll hang around
And bring the group down
By being a malcontent.

Am I close?

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 8:49:42 PM2/17/10
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Matt the Squitter squitted:

> This is a poetry group.


Then for once in your froze-at-adolescence life
post something that resembles poetry instead of
the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.


--
Cm~

"i may be allot of things but
illiterate is far from one of them."
- Matt the Squitter

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 8:57:34 PM2/17/10
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I must admit...that is a usenet classic of all time.

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Feb 17, 2010, 8:59:55 PM2/17/10
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actually ter acting like a 2nd grader, but that's to be expected here.

you didn't answer my question above, or maybe you have no idea?

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:00:32 PM2/17/10
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On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:49:42 -0500, Barbara's Cat
<c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>Matt the Squitter squitted:
>
>> This is a poetry group.
>
>
>Then for once in your froze-at-adolescence life
>post something that resembles poetry instead of
>the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.


I love cats.

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:02:33 PM2/17/10
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He's right up yer alley, kook.

If you pet him just right, he'll piss in yer mouth.

Good luck.

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:02:54 PM2/17/10
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But is it original?

not ggamble

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:03:50 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 8:49 pm, Barbara's Cat ("I Write the Best Japanese Verse on
AAPC") <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>
> post something that resembles poetry instead of
> the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
>

Whereas a Skilled Poet like you can post all the "moron piss-and-
squit" he wants, of course. Is that because you always use your moron
piss and squit so effectively (same as with abstractions), or because
you always make your moron piss-and-squit so fresh and new (same as
with cliches)? .

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:16:53 PM2/17/10
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Matt the Squitter squitted:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Matt the Squitter squitted:
> >
> > > This is a poetry group.
> >
> > Then for once in your froze-at-adolescence life
> > post something that resembles poetry instead of
> > the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
> >
> > --
> > Cm~
> >
> > "i may be allot of things but
> > �illiterate is far from one of them."
> > � � � � � � � � � - Matt the Squitter
>
> I must admit...that is a usenet classic of all time.


IOW, that "for once post something that resembles poetry"
thing is still a never-have-and-never-will, eh, Squitter?


--
Cm~

"yeah...that's pretty much it."
- Matt the Squitter

not ggamble

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:21:50 PM2/17/10
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Me too, except when they spray their urine around, or vomit up
hairballs, or make whining noises all night.

Unfortunately, BC does all three constantly.

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:25:57 PM2/17/10
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you are sure childish, are there any grown ups in here?

ggamble

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:26:39 PM2/17/10
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On 17-Feb-2010, not ggamble <bestof....@yahoo.ca> wrote:

> (same as with abstractions),

> (same as
> with cliches)

You just can't get over it, can you?
It's actually incredible that it bothers you so much.

Honestly, am I the first person you've ever seen admonish a novice writer
for using cliches and abstractions?

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:29:20 PM2/17/10
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whos bc?

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:30:56 PM2/17/10
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not ggamble, aka George Dance the UseNet Troll, said:

> Whereas a Skilled Poet like you can post all the "moron piss-and-
> squit" he wants, of course. Is that because you always use your moron
> piss and squit so effectively (same as with abstractions), or because
> you always make your moron piss-and-squit so fresh and new (same as
> with cliches)? .


Like I said: You are impotent.


--
Cm~

"If anyone has a right to complain about
lack of originality, it's me"
- George Dance, UseNet Troll

not ggamble

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:31:13 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 9:29 pm, % <d...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
wrote:

> On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:21:50 -0800 (PST), not ggamble
>
> <bestof.hammy...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> >On Feb 17, 9:00 pm, % <e...@joes.com> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:49:42 -0500, Barbara's Cat
> >> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
> >> >post something that resembles poetry instead of
> >> >the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
>
> >> I love cats.
>
> >Me too, except when they spray their urine around, or vomit up
> >hairballs, or make whining noises all night.
>
> >Unfortunately, BC does all three constantly.
>
> whos bc?

The Barbara's Cat you were talking to.

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Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:48:13 PM2/17/10
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"not ggamble", aka George Dance the UseNet Troll, said:

> Barbara's Cat


When placing offerings on the altar, please,
place no dead ducks.

I accept sacrificial money only.


--
Cm~

"I have no interest in trolling newgroups."

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:54:45 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 7:48 pm, Barbara's Cat <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

> I accept sacrificial money only.
>
> --
> Cm~

And you give loads of non-poetry related
cat shit in return.

What a wonderful kook you are.

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 9:59:53 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 7:29 pm, % <d...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
wrote:

> On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:21:50 -0800 (PST), not ggamble
>
> <bestof.hammy...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> >On Feb 17, 9:00 pm, % <e...@joes.com> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:49:42 -0500, Barbara's Cat
> >> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
> >> >post something that resembles poetry instead of
> >> >the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
>
> >> I love cats.
>
> >Me too, except when they spray their urine around, or vomit up
> >hairballs, or make whining noises all night.
>
> >Unfortunately, BC does all three constantly.
>
> whos bc?

Your new kook friend.

not ggamble

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:01:23 PM2/17/10
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On Feb 17, 9:54 pm, sneezuschristsupersnarl <sneezuschr...@cox.net>
wrote:

Well put. But beware of the cat pissing on the subject header.

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:14:39 PM2/17/10
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On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:42:00 -0800 (PST), sneezuschristsupersnarl
<sneezu...@cox.net> wrote:

>I'll look forward to reading your poems, kook.
>
>Good luck being a kook in a poetry newsgroup.
>
>You will form a few alliances. You've already run into
>one of them.
>
>I'm sure your kook friends will be delighted.
>
>(Thanks B's Cat...your kook colors have one the day.)


did mommy drop you as a child? you talk rather kookie. could it be
that you suck at poetry and want to vent in here?
I dunno, maybe you steal from here and post it elsewhere and call it
your own. That's what I was told anyway.

I look forward for more of your witty..<snicker>.. toasting..er I mean
posting.

*hint*...put the plug in the jug and get a nap.

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:16:23 PM2/17/10
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yer obsessed with me huh?

%

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:17:43 PM2/17/10
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you're hung up on this kook thing huh?

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:17:54 PM2/17/10
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Gosh...that really hurts my feelings...here I thought
you loved my writing. You mean, all of this time
you were trying to dry hump my leg you really
didn't love me?

Excuse me...I think I need some time alone.
This is hitting me really hard.

(sigh)

nos...@use-author-supplied-address.invalid

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:19:59 PM2/17/10
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Put the bottle down and take a rest.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:27:24 PM2/17/10
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Matt the Squitter squitted:

> I need some time alone.


That's different from your everyday time how?

nos...@use-author-supplied-address.invalid

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:30:27 PM2/17/10
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On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:27:24 -0500, Barbara's Cat
<c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>Matt the Squitter squitted:
>
>> I need some time alone.
>
>
>That's different from your everyday time how?


LOL

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:36:43 PM2/17/10
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Matt the Squitter squitted:

> loads of non-poetry related


Why bring the goober twins into this?


--
Cm~

"This is hitting me really hard."

- Matt the Squitter

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 17, 2010, 10:48:37 PM2/17/10
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"not ggamble", aka George Dance the UseNet Troll, said:

> cat pissing on the subject header.


The name George Dance should invoke an image of a cat pissing?
Interesting.


--
Cm~

"I don't go around starting fights with anyone"
- George Dance lying again

George Dance

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Feb 18, 2010, 9:27:18 AM2/18/10
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On Feb 17, 10:48 pm, Barbara's Cat <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>
> a cat pissing?
> Interesting.
>

Maybe you can write some "Japanese verse" about it. Or is the above
your "Japanese verse"?

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 18, 2010, 10:20:22 AM2/18/10
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Goober Duck George "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dance quacked:

> Maybe you can write some "Japanese verse" about it.


Japanese verse? I don't write Japanese verse.
Has the economical hard times got you eating
mushrooms out of your backyard or something?


--
Cm~

"The belief that one's own view of reality
is the only reality is the most dangerous
of all delusions."
- Paul Watzlawick

ggamble

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Feb 18, 2010, 10:24:37 AM2/18/10
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No response to this one, I see.

sneezuschristsupersnarl

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Feb 18, 2010, 10:46:20 AM2/18/10
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On Feb 18, 8:24 am, "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote:
> On 17-Feb-2010, "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote:
>
> > On 17-Feb-2010, not ggamble <bestof.hammy...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>
> > > (same as with abstractions),
>
> > > (same as
> > > with cliches)
>
> > You just can't get over it, can you?
> > It's actually incredible that it bothers you so much.
>
> > Honestly, am I the first person you've ever seen admonish a novice writer
> > for using cliches and abstractions?
>
> No response to this one, I see.

maybe he has "categorized" your name in his list.

painful, ain't it?

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nos...@use-author-supplied-address.invalid

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Feb 18, 2010, 10:53:11 AM2/18/10
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Why are you acting like an idiot?

Hipcrime

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Feb 18, 2010, 10:56:18 AM2/18/10
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"sneezuschristsupersnarl" <sneezu...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:126c08c1-578e-48b2...@c34g2000pri.googlegroups.com...

painful, ain't it?

How's it going now eh?


nntp.aioe.org

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"sneezuschristsupersnarl" <sneezu...@cox.net> wrote in message
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painful, ain't it?

How's it going now eh?


NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.12.117.71

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"sneezuschristsupersnarl" <sneezu...@cox.net> wrote in message
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painful, ain't it?

How's it going now eh?


=z=

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Feb 18, 2010, 11:02:56 AM2/18/10
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On Feb 18, 10:58 am, "NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.12.117.71"
<pos...@netfree.invalid> wrote:
> "sneezuschristsupersnarl" <sneezuschr...@cox.net> wrote in message
> How's it going now eh?- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

i thought i said lousy...now i have to try and drive 10 miles around
this stupid knoxville for a damn gal-o-lic...so now it's even more
lousy...sum-bitch...

$

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Feb 18, 2010, 11:06:19 AM2/18/10
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:02:56 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:


knoxville? I used to hang there.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 18, 2010, 11:09:22 AM2/18/10
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Cythera wrote:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck George "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dance quacked:
> >

> <snip>


> >
> > Has the economical hard times got you eating
> > mushrooms out of your backyard or something?
>
>

> Might make him more imaginative.


Might ... after a very serious bushel count.


--
Cm~

"Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity."
- Edwin H Land

=z=

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Feb 18, 2010, 11:13:08 AM2/18/10
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On Feb 18, 11:06 am, $ <mo...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:02:56 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com>
> knoxville? I used to hang there.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

yea, tennessee...the scenery isn't too bad...once you get past all the
damn communication towers and the redneck ho’s wandering all over…fuck
it...at least the rent's cheap...

ggamble

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Feb 18, 2010, 11:17:46 AM2/18/10
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On 18-Feb-2010, <nos...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote:

> Why are you acting like an idiot?


He's not acting.

Message has been deleted

*

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Feb 18, 2010, 12:27:32 PM2/18/10
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:13:08 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Feb 18, 11:06�am, $ <mo...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>


And the bugs are free.

!

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Feb 18, 2010, 12:28:57 PM2/18/10
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:23:26 -0800 (PST), Cythera
<cyt...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>On Feb 18, 8:13�am, "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
><snip>


>>
>> yea, tennessee...the scenery isn't too bad...once you get past all the
>> damn communication towers and the redneck ho�s wandering all over�fuck
>> it...at least the rent's cheap...
>>

>Why did you leave Cocoa Beach for some small-town-attitude place?
>>
>Parochialism: being provincial, being narrow in scope, or considering
>only small sections of an issue.
>>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provincialism
>
Cities suck.

=z=

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Feb 18, 2010, 7:59:15 PM2/18/10
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On Feb 18, 12:28 pm, ! <s...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
wrote:
> Cities suck.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

well, let me say this about that....i left cocoa to get away from all
the jews...i came here to visit my family whom i have no idea why in
the hell they live in tennesee...i should have used a condom...of
course they don't fit....i keep breaking the damn things...but they
are pretty good to store a cheese sandwhich in the freezer in...with
hot sauce and a pickle spear...

#

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Feb 18, 2010, 8:58:06 PM2/18/10
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:59:15 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Feb 18, 12:28�pm, ! <s...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>


Ever been to bristol?

=z=

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Feb 18, 2010, 9:04:55 PM2/18/10
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On Feb 18, 8:58 pm, # <a...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:59:15 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com>
> Ever been to bristol?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

nope...i'm not into nascar...

* =

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Feb 19, 2010, 9:17:14 AM2/19/10
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:04:55 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:


I'm sure they have a KFC or something there, like GSK inc.

Don't be so one tracked.

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=z=

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:07:29 AM2/19/10
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On Feb 19, 9:17 am, * =" <shill...@Use-Author-Supplied-
Address.invalid> wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:04:55 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com>
> Don't be so one tracked.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

damn, this place is a fucking wasteland...one can't even just joke
around here anymore without some jackass giving a lesson in fast food
junk restaurants...and you can put my mother-fucking email address at
the header all you goddamn want...i could not give a shit less...fuck
it----here----->shul...@gmail.com----that make you feel like somebody
now...?

=z=

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:12:25 AM2/19/10
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> it----here----->shull...@gmail.com----that make you feel like somebody
> now...?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

'o, and fuck bristol, and fuck tennessee...and a matter of fact, fuck
everything....i am not in a very good mood today...and do not feel
like getting fucked with...

a...@use-author-supplied-address.invalid

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:12:30 AM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:04:47 -0800 (PST), Hieronymous707
<hierony...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Feb 19, 9:17�am, * =" <shill...@Use-Author-Supplied-
>Address.invalid> wrote:
>

>> Don't be so one tracked.
>

>When you initially mentioned bristol, I immediately started thinking
>bell city, then, realizing there's more than one bristol, thought it
>better to remain mum.
>
>-hi-

What's yer mum have to do with it? Is she cute?

#$%

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:14:30 AM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:07:29 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Feb 19, 9:17�am, * =" <shill...@Use-Author-Supplied-

are you upset? does usenet own yer feelings and emotions? can you
elaborate a bit more on whats bothering you? i'm here to help.

*&^

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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:12:25 -0800 (PST), "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Feb 19, 10:07�am, "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com> wrote:

are you female?

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:32:39 AM2/19/10
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Corey mumbled:

> thought it better to remain mum.


You should keep that thought, dullard,
it would improve your image immensely.


--
Cm~

"thought it better to remain mum."

- Corey's one and only
intellegent statement
09:17 Fri 19 Feb 2010

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ggamble

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:42:31 AM2/19/10
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On 19-Feb-2010, "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com> wrote:

> fuck fuck fuck


> i am not in a very good mood today...and do not feel
> like getting fucked with...

And this is different from every other day exactly how?

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Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:54:18 AM2/19/10
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Corey, attempting to bore me of death, dulled out:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Corey mumbled:


> >
> > You should keep that thought, dullard,
> > it would improve your image immensely.
> >
> > --
> > Cm~
>
> "thought it better to remain mum."
> - Corey's one and only
> intellegent statement
> 09:17 Fri 19 Feb 2010
>
>

> Please, watch what you're doing. You're going to kill that poor Cat,
> man.


And you'll work hard at keeping it
the "one and only", eh, putzbrain.


--
Cm~

"Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
- Corey encountering Truth

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:58:13 AM2/19/10
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Corey, attempting to bore me to death, dulled out:

ggamble

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Feb 19, 2010, 10:58:17 AM2/19/10
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On 18-Feb-2010, "=z=" <shul...@gmail.com> wrote:

> well, let me say this about that....i left cocoa to get away from all
> the jews.


You'll find a kindred spirit in tex max.

Now, go fuck yourself.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 11:00:43 AM2/19/10
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Corey, attempting to bore me to death, dulled out:

> Please, watch what you're doing. You're going to kill that poor Cat,
> man.


And you'll work hard at keeping it

the "one and only", eh, putzbrain?

XC

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Feb 19, 2010, 11:05:04 AM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:42:13 -0800 (PST), Hieronymous707
<hierony...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Feb 19, 10:12�am, () <a...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
>wrote:


>
>> >When you initially mentioned bristol, I immediately started thinking
>> >bell city, then, realizing there's more than one bristol, thought it
>> >better to remain mum.
>>
>> >-hi-
>>
>> What's yer mum have to do with it? Is she cute?
>

>"Bristol's nicknames include the Bell City, because of a history
>manufacturing innovative spring-driven doorbells, and the Mum City
>because it was once a leader in chrysanthemum production and still
>holds an annual Mum Festival". (wikipedia)
>
>-hi-

oh ok

Will Dockery

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Feb 19, 2010, 11:06:28 AM2/19/10
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cancelled

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 11:10:52 AM2/19/10
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Will Dockery

> cancelled


Oh, if the gods of UseNet were only so kind.

--
Cm~

"I win."
- Goober Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.

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Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 11:17:59 AM2/19/10
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Corey continued trying to boring me to death with:

> I knock people on both their figurative
> and literal asses all the time


I've no doubt you truly believe that, git,
but you've yet to post anything that would
indicate that that was even remotely true.


--
Cm~

"I knock people on both their figurative
and literal asses all the time"
- Corey wet-dreaming

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ggamble

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Feb 19, 2010, 11:43:37 AM2/19/10
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On 19-Feb-2010, Hieronymous707 <hierony...@gmail.com> wrote:


> I bore to the core.


You certainly do.

Will Dockery

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Feb 19, 2010, 12:23:41 PM2/19/10
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On Feb 19, 11:10 am, Barbara's Cat <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
> Will Dockery
>
> > cancelled
>
> Oh, if the gods of UseNet

Oh, if only you could "read headers" as well as you think you can,
Barbie, you'd know that you responded to a forgery of "Will
Dockery"... again:

Path: g2news2.google.com!news2.google.com!npeer01.iad.highwinds-
media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!
nntp.club.cc.cmu.edu!feeder.erje.net!news.mixmin.net!tioat.net!not-for-
mail
From: Will Dockery <shadowvi...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments
Subject: Re: How's it going?
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:06:28 +0000 (UTC)
Lines: 1
Message-ID: <95ce2a11a552e48f...@tioat.net>
References: <MPG.25e87e37...@news.eternal-september.org>
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Injection-Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:06:28 +0000 (UTC)
Injection-Info: tioat.net; mail-complaints-to="n...@tioat.net"
Author-Supplied-Address: Will Dockery <shadowville_AT_knology_DOT_net>
X-Usenet-Filter: Cleanfeed http://www.mixmin.net/cleanfeed/
X-Usenet-System: InterNetNews (INN) https://www.isc.org/software/inn

Now, have a nice day... heh.

--
"Red Lipped Stranger & other stories" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 12:30:58 PM2/19/10
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Cory puffed up and bellowed:

> a good ass knocking


So, you're going to hop your bad-ass testicles
up on to your tricycle, hunt me down, and then
follow through on your ever-so-impotent threat,
right, Mr Blows-a-Lot-of-Hot-Air?

We could title your journey "Death Tour 2010".

Catchy, eh?

It's what many people called Chuckles' impotent
threats of "knock you on your ass". You're much
like him (Chuckles blew a lot of hot air too),
so I see the title as more than fitting.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 12:37:35 PM2/19/10
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Goober Duck Will "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery
> >
> > > cancelled
> >
> >

> > Oh, if the gods of UseNet were only so kind.
>
>
> Oh, if only


Glad to see that you agree.

Will Dockery

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Feb 19, 2010, 12:44:15 PM2/19/10
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On Feb 19, 12:37 pm, Barbara's Cat <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
> Glad to see that you agree.

We agree, then, that:

Oh, if only you could "read headers" as well as you think you can,
Barbie, you'd know that you responded to a forgery of "Will
Dockery"... again:

Path: g2news2.google.com!news2.google.com!npeer01.iad.highwinds-
media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!
nntp.club.cc.cmu.edu!feeder.erje.net!news.mixmin.net!tioat.net!not-
for-
mail
From: Will Dockery <shadowvi...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments
Subject: Re: How's it going?
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:06:28 +0000 (UTC)
Lines: 1
Message-ID: <95ce2a11a552e48f...@tioat.net>
References: <MPG.25e87e37...@news.eternal-september.org>
Mime-Version: 1.0

Content-Type: text/plain; charset=3Dus-ascii


Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Injection-Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:06:28 +0000 (UTC)

Injection-Info: tioat.net; mail-complaints-to=3D"n...@tioat.net"

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Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 1:23:42 PM2/19/10
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Corey, perhaps seeing the folly of his impotent threat, whimpered:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Cory puffed up and bellowed:
> >
> > > a good ass knocking
> >
> >
> > So, you're going to hop your bad-ass testicles
> > up on to your tricycle, hunt me down, and then
> > follow through on your ever-so-impotent threat,
> > right, Mr Blows-a-Lot-of-Hot-Air?
>
>

> I don't hunt.


IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air

as usual.


--
Cm~

"thought it better to remain mum."
- Corey's one and only

intelligent statement

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Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 1:33:08 PM2/19/10
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Goober Duck Will "MUST QUACK EVERYTHING REPEATEDLY!" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > Will Dockery
> > > >
> > > > > cancelled
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh, if the gods of UseNet were only so kind.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh, if only
> >
> >

> > Glad to see that you agree.
>
>
> We agree


Yes, that is what I said; your echoing the obvious is unnecessary.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:01:02 PM2/19/10
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Corey, boringly stating the obvious, said:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
> >
> > as usual.
>
>

> Those are your words.


Yes, they are. And these are yours:

"Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."

Rather childish and impotent, don't you think?


--
Cm~

"Okay, so I'm a putzbrain."
- Corey experiencing
'self-recognition'

!%&

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:06:23 PM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:01:02 -0500, Barbara's Cat
<c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>Corey, boringly stating the obvious, said:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
>> >
>> > as usual.
>>
>>
>> Those are your words.
>
>
>Yes, they are. And these are yours:
>
>"Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
> I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
>
>Rather childish and impotent, don't you think?


hi

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:24:15 PM2/19/10
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!%& wrote:

> hi


Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.


--
Cm~

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have
little or no influence on society."
- Mark Twain

Will Dockery

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:26:29 PM2/19/10
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Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> echoing the obvious is unnecessary.

Okay, just making sure you saw it before you snipped it.

!@#$%^&*

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:29:30 PM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:24:15 -0500, Barbara's Cat
<c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>!%& wrote:
>
>> hi
>
>
>Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
>Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.


I have a card, so I smoke for medical reasons.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:52:13 PM2/19/10
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Goober Duck Dockery, joining the "Let's Bore Cat" crusade, quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > echoing the obvious is unnecessary.
>
>
> Okay, just making sure you saw it before you snipped it.


I knew it was a spoofed post, Goober. Unlike you,
I can easily spot a spoofed post without looking
at its header. Hint: the MID is a dead giveaway.

As for caring that someone spoofed a post using
your name: like I said: I could not care less.


--
Cm~

"but I didn't whine and complain"
- Goober Duck Will Dockery
Whining and Complaining

will

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Feb 19, 2010, 2:55:23 PM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:52:13 -0500, Barbara's Cat
<c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>Goober Duck Dockery, joining the "Let's Bore Cat" crusade, quacked:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > echoing the obvious is unnecessary.
>>
>>
>> Okay, just making sure you saw it before you snipped it.
>
>
>I knew it was a spoofed post, Goober. Unlike you,
>I can easily spot a spoofed post without looking
>at its header. Hint: the MID is a dead giveaway.
>
>As for caring that someone spoofed a post using
>your name: like I said: I could not care less.

I don't blame you.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 3:12:11 PM2/19/10
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!@#$%^&* wrote:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > !%& wrote:
> >
> > > hi
> >
> >
> > Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
> > Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.
>
>
> I have a card, so I smoke for medical reasons.


If true, it's awful that your use is
because of 'need' instead of 'want'.

If you haven't seen it yet, check out
Leaves of Green (2004), a documentary
by Randy Merriman and Brook McCarter.


--
Cm~

"My Father had a profound influence on me,
he was a lunatic."
- Spike Milligan

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me

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Feb 19, 2010, 3:18:24 PM2/19/10
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:12:11 -0500, Barbara's Cat
<c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>!@#$%^&* wrote:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > !%& wrote:
>> >
>> > > hi
>> >
>> >
>> > Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
>> > Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.
>>
>>
>> I have a card, so I smoke for medical reasons.
>
>
>If true, it's awful that your use is
>because of 'need' instead of 'want'.
>
>If you haven't seen it yet, check out
>Leaves of Green (2004), a documentary
>by Randy Merriman and Brook McCarter.


Well I *wanted* so I found the right doctor.....<snicker>

Will Dockery

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Feb 19, 2010, 3:34:51 PM2/19/10
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Barbara's Cat wrote:
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> I knew it was a spoofed post

Good, now everyone knows, Barbie.

Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 3:39:22 PM2/19/10
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Corey, still attempting to bore me to death, driveled:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Corey, boringly stating the obvious, said:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
> > > >
> > > > as usual.
> > >
> > >
> > > Those are your words.
> >
> >
> > Yes, they are. And these are yours:
> >
> > "Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
> > I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
> >
> > Rather childish and impotent, don't you think?
>
>

> Please, reconsider [weak backpedaling snipped]


IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air

as usual.


Barbara's Cat

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Feb 19, 2010, 3:43:07 PM2/19/10
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Goober Duck Will "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dockery quacked:

> Q U A C K !


Like I said: I could not care less.

--
Cm~

"I win."

Will Dockery

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Feb 19, 2010, 3:45:31 PM2/19/10
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Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> Like I said: I could not care less.

That's fine... thanks for reading and commenting, Barbie.

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