Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project
Will Dockery
https://mycybertwin.com/chat/dockery
Looks like I'm finally filling Artificial Intelligence Will Dockery
with enough info & practice conversation (seems like maybe the more I
"talk" with it the more "smart" it gets) to get some good reaction. I
saw yours and it was off to a dismal start... it keeps records of
a...ll the discussions held there, & gives me a button to edit the
response A*I*W*D* gives, and to provide alternate ones. Basically a
piece-by-piece building of the being one word or phrase at a time.
Hopefully I'll have him complete and ready to take over for me when
I'm gone in my lifetime, or the rest of you will complete it for me...
--
"Red Lipped Stranger & other stories" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
hello goodbye nevermind
news:5962ba1d-d120-4f0c...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
you know, will, there are some people who would argue that
you could just let this thing run and you don't even have
to clock into usenet anymore?
make sure to leave a link to the Open Mic In The Sky
Fiesta Of Souls event...so, the same amount of people that
missed you while living will get a chance to miss you while
dead. can't miss that!
actually, i'm just breaking balls. i really like
"psychedelic sorrow." the chord progression does
well to build the song. and, as usual the lyrics are
special. good work. here's a link in case anybody missed
it:
Will Dockery
<inoneearandoutyermot...@home.com> wrote:
> "Will Dockery' wrote in message
Hey, thanks... Matt? Is that you?
=z=
>
> - Show quoted text -
it's hilarious that anyone would ask...of course it's matt doc....and
you know damn good and well----oh, don't take this the wrong way...i
am still your good friend man...and still can't wait to go-a-pickin"
down in atlanta towne with you and the and the boyz and girlz in the
band...yessir...
=z=
Will Dockery
> On Jan 4, 6:20 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
> you know damn good and well----oh, don't take this the wrong way...i
> am still your good friend man...and still can't wait to go-a-pickin"
> down in atlanta towne with you and the and the boyz and girlz in the
> band...yessir...
> =z=
Yes, yes, who else would it be, really, you're correct... yeah, old
Geno & Louie are headed up to Atlanta right night to jam with Geno's
brother Sid, I'm just laying low.
Stopped smoking four days ago, hoping it will improve my vocals!
Peter J Ross
Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project:
Ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAURGHHHHHH
> https://mycybertwin.com/chat/dockery
=======================================================================
You: Hello Will!
Will Dockery: Hello, I'm the Artificial Intelligence of Will Dockery, poet,
artist and madman. The goal is to eventually simulate a conversation with the
"real" Will, through addition of data and speech patterns.
Will Dockery: A bit foggy in here, do I know you?
You: Where are you going to steal the data from, Will?
Will Dockery: The thin line between the poet and the clown.
You: Will you be wearing big clown shoes while stealing and lying, Will?
Will Dockery: La Grange GA, 1958.
You: FOAD, Will.
Will Dockery: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
=======================================================================
This is the crappiest bot I've ever made fun of. Well done, Dreckery, on
maintaining your usual low standard!
--
PJR :-)
Will Dockery
> In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 4 Jan 2010 13:14:16 -0800 (PST), Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project:
>
> Ha ha
> Ha ha ha ha ha
> HA HA HA
> HA HA HA HA HA HA HAURGHHHHHH
>
> >https://mycybertwin.com/chat/dockery
>
> =======================================================================
> You: Hello Will!
>
> Will Dockery: Hello, I'm the Artificial Intelligence of Will Dockery, poet,
> artist and madman. The goal is to eventually simulate a conversation with the
> "real" Will, through addition of data and speech patterns.
>
> Will Dockery: A bit foggy in here, do I know you?
>
> You: Where are you going to steal the data from, Will?
>
> Will Dockery: The thin line between the poet and the clown.
>
> You: Will you be wearing big clown shoes while stealing and lying, Will?
>
> Will Dockery: La Grange GA, 1958.
>
> You: FOAD, Will.
>
> Will Dockery: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
> =======================================================================
>
> This is the crappiest bot
Well thanks for playing, PJR...
--
"Red Lipped Stranger":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBhcN1WK144
New poetry & music recordings by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery
>
> Will Dockery: Hello, I'm the Artificial Intelligence of Will Dockery,
> concepts and ideas as possible, where this can eventually be a
> simulation of a conversation with the real guy.
>
> You: Well, you and PedoKluck seem to be getting along well
>
> Will Dockery: La Grange GA, 1958.
>
>
> Will Dockery: Little Homeless Clown.
>
> You: The goat?
>
> Will Dockery: Clowns do factor in on several levels.
>
> You: How about syphilitic goats who think they can write poetry?
>
> Will Dockery: Vodka goes well with biscuits... and long drives in the
> country.
>
> You: Why do you drink Vodka and drive long in the country?
>
> Will Dockery: Vodka goes well with biscuits... and long drives in the
> country.
>
> You: No shit?
>
> Will Dockery: Yeah, no shit.
>
> Will Dockery: Where did you first meet or encounter Will Dockery?
>
> You: He was lying in the gutter covered with vomit.
>
> Will Dockery: Little Homeless Clown.
>
> You: Will Dockery?
>
> Will Dockery: Great guy.
>
> You: Do you know him well?
>
> Will Dockery: Vodka goes well with biscuits... and long drives in the
> country.
>
> You: Is Will a fucktard?
>
> Will Dockery: That could work.
>
> You: Is it true Will sucks Dink Cain's miniscule dick?
>
> Will Dockery: Thank you so much for the kind critique.
Yes, it definitely needs more data input... thanks for giving it a
shot, Fred.
--
"Black Crow's Brother" by Will Dockery & Gini Woolfolk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxO1RAYTIFA
Peter J Ross
=z= <shul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 4, 6:20 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Jan 4, 4:43 pm, "hello goodbye nevermind"
>>
>> > you know, will, there are some people who would argue that
>> > you could just let this thing run and you don't even have
>> > to clock into usenet anymore?
>>
>> > make sure to leave a link to the Open Mic In The Sky
>> > Fiesta Of Souls event...so, the same amount of people that
>> > missed you while living will get a chance to miss you while
>> > dead. can't miss that!
>>
>> > actually, i'm just breaking balls. i really like
>> > "psychedelic sorrow." the chord progression does
>> > well to build the song. and, as usual the lyrics are
>> > special. good work. here's a link in case anybody missed
>> > it:
>>
>> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FIHTygsdXk&feature=email
>>
>> Hey, thanks... Matt? Is that you?
>
> it's hilarious that anyone would ask...of course it's matt doc....and
> you know damn good and well----oh, don't take this the wrong way...i
> am still your good friend man...and still can't wait to go-a-pickin"
> down in atlanta towne with you and the and the boyz and girlz in the
> band...yessir...
> =z=
Why do you have multiple Usenet identities?
Just curious. There's nothing inherently wrong in having multiple
Usenet identities, but I'd like to know if the stupid people's reasons
resemble the mean people's.
Peter J Ross
Will Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Stopped smoking four days ago, hoping it will improve my vocals!
You could also try praying for the most impressive miracle since the
parting of the Red Sea.
Will Dockery
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Stopped smoking four days ago, hoping it will improve my vocals!
>
> You could also try praying
No, I've just heard from several people that stopping smoking does
improve vocal quality, PJR.
George Dance
Who the fuck told you that *Shaun* had multiple usenet identities?
Or are you just making up bullshit again?
> Just curious. There's nothing inherently wrong in having multiple
> Usenet identities, but I'd like to know if the stupid people's reasons
> resemble the mean people's.
>
Perhaps you can explain why you use other people's names for your own
"multiple identities," little k00k.
http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.arts.poetry.comments/msg/f9017717c7d90773?hl=en
(We'll let your ISP decide whether that makes you mean or stupid.)
Peter J Ross
Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 5, 6:18 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > Stopped smoking four days ago, hoping it will improve my vocals!
>>
>> You could also try praying
>
> No, I've just heard from several people that stopping smoking does
> improve vocal quality, PJR.
I stopped smoking in November, though I reserve the right to start
again whenever I want to.
I can speak and sing through three octaves in a single breath for 60
seconds without coughing, just as I could when I was 17, but my voice
no longer has any character. I sound like a bass version of Mary
Poppins.
But your voice never had any character, so you have nothing to worry
about. "Zah-roooow!!!"
Will Dockery
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > I've just heard from several people that stopping smoking does
> > improve vocal quality, PJR.
>
> I stopped smoking in November, though I reserve the right to start
> again whenever I want to.
Exactly my plan of action... in fact I have two-and-a-half-packs
sitting on the bookshelf here beside me.
> I can speak and sing through three octaves in a single breath for 60
> seconds without coughing, just as I could when I was 17, but my voice
> no longer has any character. I sound like a bass version of Mary
> Poppins.
Good luck to you.
Peter J Ross
George Dance <george...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
To adapt the words of the mighty Malcolm Tucker:
Either grow the fuck up or fuck the fuck off.
Will Dockery
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 5 Jan 2010 18:20:33 -0800 (PST),
>
> > On Jan 5, 6:14 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 4 Jan 2010 15:38:23 -0800 (PST),
>
> >> =z= <shull...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > (We'll let your ISP decide whether that makes you mean or stupid.)
>
> To adapt the words of the mighty Malcolm Tucker:
>
> Either grow the fuck up or fuck the fuck off.
You first.
=z=
>
> - Show quoted text -
everytime i see her i fall in love again....
Peter J Ross
Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:
In terms of "The Thick of It", I envisage you as the floppy-haired
Tory guy who is despised even by his own colleagues.
Will Dockery
>
> In terms of "The Thick of It", I envisage you as the floppy-haired Tory guy
I'm not familiar with this, but I'll look it up.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:5962ba1d-d120-4f0c...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project:
Since you have so little of the real thing, what in the hell makes you think
anything artificial is going to work? An artificial intelligence based on
Will Dockery? All it would do would be to interrupt you and try to throw
itself into the conversation while slurring its speech and every once in
awhile passing out iface-first nto the punch bowl at parties with few
interested in removing it.
>
> https://mycybertwin.com/chat/dockery
>
> Looks like I'm finally filling Artificial Intelligence
Hell no, you can't even fill the real thing you fucking moron.
> Will Dockery
> with enough info & practice conversation (seems like maybe the more I
> "talk" with it the more "smart" it gets)
A monkey has been known to wipe its ass. That doesn't mean it tries to get
rid of the crap.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:5962ba1d-d120-4f0c...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> Hopefully I'll have him complete and ready to take over for me when
> I'm gone in my lifetime, or the rest of you will complete it for me...
I'll kick it in the testicles and throw a beer can at it, you know,
basically what happens to you on a daily basis? Damn, this "project" is even
stupider than your previous ones, congratulations on hitting a new level of
"what the fuck."
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Fred Hall is in my killfile. Will Dockery is not because his stupidity makes
me laugh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Jan 5, 6:18 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Stopped smoking four days ago, hoping it will improve my vocals!
>
> You could also try praying
No, I've just heard from several people that stopping smoking does
improve vocal quality, PJR.
You might try taking your foot out of your mouth too. Be sure to remove the
cock that was there first.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
> Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > I've just heard from several people that stopping smoking does
>> > improve vocal quality, PJR.
>>
>> I stopped smoking in November, though I reserve the right to start
>> again whenever I want to.
>
> Exactly my plan of action... in fact I have two-and-a-half-packs
> sitting on the bookshelf here beside me.
If this is anything like your lies about having stopped drinking, I am
amused
>
>> I can speak and sing through three octaves in a single breath for 60
>> seconds without coughing, just as I could when I was 17, but my voice
>> no longer has any character. I sound like a bass version of Mary
>> Poppins.
>
> Good luck to you.
>
> --
> "Just Don't Bother" by Will Dockery & Gini Woolfolk:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxO1RAYTIFA
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"=z=" <shul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:9a1ca34f-542a-427b...@d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
your sister or your mother? Because I can't see any woman willingly hanging
around you, you idiot stalker
Fred Hall
news:slrnhk7f5...@pjr.motzarella.org...
I'm setting a new standard in low!
Check this out
http://tinyurl.com/y8bopdo
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mess, is because you and your spouse, along with your co-defendants were
too stupid to shut your gobs when you knew you were outmatched. And what
you left behind is litter like Fred Hall, the "magic FNVW" Kebbie
Carnon, who else? The gash, Roz the Rat, spooge teh Family "law" Guy -
who would rather trash what's left of AUK than stick to the charter."
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"The "pros" use viewers that dig right down to the serial number,
where it was purchased and if a credit card was used or a warranty card
filled out, who purchased it."
MID:<heuf5e$qgl$1...@undertow.eternal-september.org>
"The charter cited at ftp://ftp.isc.org/pub/usenet/control/alt reads:
> As per discussion on alt.config alt.usenet.kooks
> has been created. Usenet has more of its share of
> conspiracy theorists and kooks and this group has
> been created for the discussion of these people.
> Examples of their work will be posted here and it will
> be a meeting place for kook-hunters to gather and
> swap stories and keep one another up to date as to
> where the new budding kooks can be found. It is
> hoped that through the careful use of the Followup
> line, kooks can be lured into crossposting to alt.usenet.kooks.
Message-ID: <hhes12$ar8$1...@undertow.eternal-september.org> tommigrlll not
realizing the above is not a charter
Will Dockery
> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 14:57:10 -0800 (PST), Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >Yes, it definitely needs more data input... thanks for giving it a
> >shot, Fred.
>
>
> See if you can tweak it a little
Yes, part of the "Teach" function uses the "conversations" you and
others have with the bot, so possible responses can be added... a
"Will Dockery" AI has to be ready for Usenet-style banter, after
all...
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
On Jan 5, 6:11 pm, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 14:57:10 -0800 (PST), Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >Yes, it definitely needs more data input... thanks for giving it a
> >shot, Fred.
>
> You're welcome, Dockery. Seriously, I was ROTFL. I love bots.
>
> See if you can tweak it a little
Yes, part of the "Teach" function uses the "conversations" you and
others have with the bot, so possible responses can be added...
You can't learn a damn thing, what makes you think a computer program with
your *snicker* "personality" can do better?
a
"Will Dockery" AI has to be ready for Usenet-style banter, after
all...
So if someone tells it "You suck, you are a horrible person, your words make
my ears bleed and you sound like you are gargling semen" then it will
respond in kind? Or will it just say "Thanks for the review?"
G&tSP
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
> "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > >> reasons
> > > >> resemble the mean people's.
>
> > > > Perhaps you can explain why you use other people's names for your own
>
> > > >http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.arts.poetry.comments/msg/f9017717c7...
>
> > > > (We'll let your ISP decide whether that makes you mean or stupid.)
>
> > > To adapt the words of the mighty Malcolm Tucker:
>
> > > Either grow the fuck up or fuck the fuck off.
>
> > You first.
>
> > --
> > "Black Crow's Brother" by Will Dockery & Gini
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> everytime i see her i fall in love again....
>
> your sister or your mother?
Obviously Gini Woolfolk, moron.
Because I can't see any woman willingly hanging
> around you, you idiot stalker
Hahaha! So now Orson the pig -- who's been stalking Will Dockery for
years -- has picked up his own stalker. Well, what goes around comes
around.
Will Dockery
> On Jan 6, 12:07 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> > "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:9a1ca34f-542a-427b...@d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxO1RAYTIFA-Hidequoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > everytime i see her i fall in love again....
>
> > your sister or your mother?
>
> Obviously Gini Woolfolk, moron.
>
> Because I can't see any woman willingly hanging
>
> > around you, you idiot stalker
>
> Hahaha! So now Orson the pig -- who's been stalking Will Dockery for
> years -- has picked up his own stalker. Well, what goes around comes around.
Poor Dink must be thrilled.
--
"Red Lipped Stranger & other stories" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"G&tSP" <gan...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:c6008b72-b09f-491d...@p8g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
= snip =
*plonk*
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
QUACK!
G&tSP
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
> "G&tSP" <gand...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
>
> news:c6008b72-b09f-491d...@p8g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
>
> = snip =
>
<unsnip>
Hahaha! So now Orson the pig -- who's been stalking Will Dockery for
years -- has picked up his own stalker. Well, what goes around comes
around.
</u>
> *plonk*
Too bad, piggy: You can run (or at least waddle fast), but you can't
hide.
Will Dockery
Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project original link
https://mycybertwin.com/chat/dockery
Redirects to a new link and renamed host:
https://live.cognea.com/chat/dockery
And that's because, probably...
http://twitter.com/ibmwatsonbot
Announcement
Sep-2014:
"Website migration month #11: ongoing restructuring, revising links..."
My @ibmwatsonbot has revealed that IBM Watson Acquires Artificial Intelligence Startup Cognea.
http://meta-guide.com/videography/best-mycybertwin-videos/
For details on the recently re-branded MyCyberTwin.com, see my Best MyCyberTwin Videos page at Meta-Guide.com.
"...In the meantime, I've been contacted by both Cognea (previously known as MyCybertwin) to replace their profile and some listed chatbots. The industry is finally about to get serious grin." wrote Erwin Van Lun
Is there any news on the current state of Cognea aka MyCyberTwin? It seems everything is frozen there... the bot I've been working with since 2008 is "Thinking" but makes no response to questions:
https://live.cognea.com/chat/dockery
There's also no links to the editing or "teaching" areas for the bot... nothing at all.
When the profile icon is hit, all it does is redirect to the IBM Watc=son home page.
Is... MyCyberTwin defunct, or does anyone know?
RossJP...@yahoo.com
With any luck, one or both of you will follow Chuck Lysaght's example and die of cancer.
PS -- I'm plonking your bot as well.
RJP :o)
ὣς ἔφατ᾽, αὐτὰρ ἐγώ μιν ἀμειβόμενος προσέειπον:
‘ὦ Κίρκη, τίς γάρ κεν ἀνήρ, ὃς ἐναίσιμος εἴη,
πρὶν τλαίη πάσσασθαι ἐδητύος ἠδὲ ποτῆτος,
385πρὶν λύσασθ᾽ ἑτάρους καὶ ἐν ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἰδέσθαι;
ἀλλ᾽ εἰ δὴ πρόφρασσα πιεῖν φαγέμεν τε κελεύεις,
λῦσον, ἵν᾽ ὀφθαλμοῖσιν ἴδω ἐρίηρας ἑταίρους.
Will Dockery
http://www.botlibre.com/dchat.jsp
An experimental bot containing the poet Will Dockery's thoughts, concepts, and mannerisms and interact as the man would himself, a "Will Dockery" AI. The Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project is the concept of a computer program that in theory would contain the poet Will Dockery’s thoughts, concepts, and mannerisms and interact as the man would himself, a “Will Dockery” AI, which is in a constant state of evolution and "learning".
Details:
Additional comments by developer Will Dockery: The Will Dockery Artificial Intelligence Project welcomes communication, feedback and input from everyone, and most specifically those with a knowledge of Will Dockery, his life, art, poetry songwring and other details, to be incorporated into the memory of the AI Will Dockery. For more information on Atrificial Intelligence and related forms, visit http://www.chatbots.org/.
License: Copyright Will Dockery, all rights reserved