A Farmyard Fable

George J. Dance

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A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy

One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
the farmyard.

"Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.

"Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.

"Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.

Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.

"Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.

"You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."

"That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."

"You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."

Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.

"It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
this fight?"

"I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
fights by voting. We can have a vote."

So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.

Poor Will Donkey!

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Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 4:14:45 AM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:58:27 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:

> > Scatolia.
> > Go wash your hands, George.
> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

Ew, gross. Just what I wanted to read, first thing in the morning. Thanks, Bob.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 4:38:49 AM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:

Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy, or the
rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:24:45 AM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>

Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".

🙂

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:28:27 AM11/21/22

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I’d say it was mildly amusing, but wouldn’t call it funny.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:30:09 AM11/21/22

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Humor, like art, is subjective.

HTH and HAND.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:38:37 AM11/21/22

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Funny is funny. That wasn’t funny.
Nobody laughed, not even you.
Quality speaks for itself, and the
quality of mercy is not strained.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:56:06 AM11/21/22

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Speak for yourself, Corey.

HTH and HAND.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:02:09 AM11/21/22

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Okay, so speaking for myself, what I think Shakespeare meant
was that the quality of mercy is such that it has to be given freely.
You simply can’t force someone else to show mercy towards you.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:06:04 AM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:58:27 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>

> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

So, again, that explains why Michael Pendragon is a shit slinging little monkey.

Got it.

W-Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 10:10:23 AM11/21/22

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Spam-I-Am wrote:

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>
>>
>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> the farmyard.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>
>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>
>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>
>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>
>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>
>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>
>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>

>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..

>>
>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> this fight?"
>>
>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>
>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>
>> Poor Will Donkey!

> Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy

Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.

🙂

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 10:43:24 AM11/21/22

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The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.

Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 12:48:12 PM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>

> Scatolia.
> Go wash your hands, George.

Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

🙂

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 21, 2022, 12:56:47 PM11/21/22

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Poor Will Donkey!

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:00:02 PM11/21/22

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Says Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

🙂

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:15:45 PM11/21/22

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Poor Will Donkey!

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:34:34 PM11/21/22

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On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:

>> Scatolia.
>> Go wash your hands, George.
>

> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
about that?

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:37:57 PM11/21/22

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I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:43:56 PM11/21/22

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Have a banana, Corey.

🙂

Ash Wurthing

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:51:30 PM11/21/22

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What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."

So can the superior "real poet" sWill and his braggart avid reader maniac sock monkey Sod teach Dunce to use commas? Don't hold your breath, as sWill so "wisely" advised Ilya, you don't have to correct things, like "and I and you."

"Now charlatans wear dead men’s shoes
Aye and rattle dead men’s bones
‘Ere the dust has settled on their tombs
They’ve sold the very stones
O rise, rise, rise, Dark horse on the wind
For in no nation on the earth
More Pharisees you’ll find"
--'Dark Horse on the Wind' ~~Liam Weldon

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:52:58 PM11/21/22

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How phallic.

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 1:59:32 PM11/21/22

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So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
smearing" to provide some original content.

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George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:08:36 PM11/21/22

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Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
able to give a single example.

snip

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:11:39 PM11/21/22

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“IYO”, “IOW”, “TM”

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:12:27 PM11/21/22

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Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
like Danny of Donny Donkey.

Edward Rochester Esq.

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:14:03 PM11/21/22

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You don't get laid much, do ya Dunce.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:15:55 PM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:

Who is Danny of Donny Donkey? Must be a Canadian thing.

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:16:59 PM11/21/22

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I'm sorry if the acronyms confused you, Corey.
IYO = in your opinion
IOW - in other words
TM - Team Monkey.

HTH and HAND.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:18:08 PM11/21/22

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Confused, no. Amused, yes. You do love your acronyms.

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:18:40 PM11/21/22

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I can't complain Jim. Have you ever been laid at all?

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:21:40 PM11/21/22

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Of course you can’t complain. That wouldn’t help at all.

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:24:19 PM11/21/22

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Ash Wurthing

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:33:28 PM11/21/22

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Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post. Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?
You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...

"One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in

the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...

> snip

YES!!! George's fear shows!
"Let us be clear: censorship is cowardice. ... It masks corruption. It is a school of torture: it teaches, and accustoms one to the use of force against an idea, to submit thought to an alien "other." But worst still, censorship destroys criticism, which is the essential ingredient of culture."
~~ Pablo Antonio Cuadra

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 21, 2022, 2:37:51 PM11/21/22

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Dance debunked! Again.

George J. Dance

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Nov 21, 2022, 3:03:31 PM11/21/22

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I doubt that. I didn't notice the comma you finally mention below, or
I'd have simply removed it. Since no one else commented on it, there's
no reason to think any of them saw it, either.

> Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?

Why indeed, was the "bling man' the only one to say anything? I'd guess
that's because the bling man (who, BTW, sometimes claims to be blind)
listened to it via voice software. Of course, the bling man claims that
"everyone" noticed it, so we really should hear his explanation.

> You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
> "One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...

Yes, Ash; there should be no comma after "Bobby". And that's your only
comment on the story.

(BTW, the fable is not in "verse". Words matter: Learn what they mean
and how to use them correctly.

>> snip
>
> YES!!! George's fear shows!

The Ashtroll's belief that I'm "afraid" of people commenting
onpunctuation shows his essential kookiness.

<snip>

Ash Wurthing

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Nov 21, 2022, 3:26:32 PM11/21/22

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Oh, you want a comment? I can do that, even though this is just a troll attack thread. (No body would be reading your shit unless you provoke their anger)

"The creatures outside looked from poet to troll, and from troll to poet, and from poet to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
quote from the autobiography "I, George Dance, The New Queen of Nasty"- second handed from PJR who borrowed from George Orwell, who would approve of the use of the quote in this modern day example of his precautionary novel.

> (BTW, the fable is not in "verse". Words matter: Learn what they mean
> and how to use them correctly.
> >> snip

Only if you could get down from your rhetoric shit smeared ivory tower, you could possibly understand, I was using the term loosely. I don't do the "superior" academic lecturing that you you attempt to talk down to people with. I wasn't technically calling your crap verse.

> >
> > YES!!! George's fear shows!
> The Ashtroll's belief that I'm "afraid" of people commenting
> onpunctuation shows his essential kookiness.
>
> <snip>

There you go again snipping that which you're afraid of people seeing. You don't snip stuff from your ass opinion buddies stuff.
Your snipping is a obviously a blatant petty provocative act of spitefulness... what you call trolling.

"Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others. Their fear is only their inability to face what is real..."
--'On Writing' ~~Charles Bukowski

Why are so much fun?

W.Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 3:47:49 PM11/21/22

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See above.

🙂

Zod

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Nov 21, 2022, 4:09:23 PM11/21/22

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Jim Senetto has an odd fixation with your sex life, G.D...

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 4:18:55 PM11/21/22

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Are the blind man and the bling man the same person?

Zod

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Nov 21, 2022, 4:29:05 PM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>
>
> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>
> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>
> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>
> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>
> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>
> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>
> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>
> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>
> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> this fight?"
>
> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>
> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>
> Poor Will Donkey!

That explains the double standard hypocrisy of this group quite well...

W-Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 4:31:58 PM11/21/22

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If that's what you see.

🙂

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:22:13 PM11/21/22

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Good, then you know what to do with your banana.

Ash Wurthing

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:23:43 PM11/21/22

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Shhh, I'm waiting to see if the fools actually read what I write and have the balls to post what I write instead of just burying it and their heads in their cowardly snipping...

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:25:59 PM11/21/22

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You're on the monkey team, keep your banana.

🙂

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:31:06 PM11/21/22

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Oh, okay. Now I get it. You’ve assigned me team
membership, so I get a banana. Wow, very clever.

ME

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Nov 21, 2022, 5:52:46 PM11/21/22

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> Why are ya’ll so much fun?

Damn… Ash! That was spot on.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:03:05 PM11/21/22

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You misspelled y’all, hon.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:19:25 PM11/21/22

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:31:06 PM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
>
> Oh, okay. Now I get it. You’ve assigned me team
> membership, so I get a banana. Wow, very clever.

Oh, you haven't joined the monkey team yet?

Never mind.

;)

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:21:18 PM11/21/22

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I never do.

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:22:52 PM11/21/22

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> I never do.

That's great, have a nice day, Corey.

:)

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:25:52 PM11/21/22

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Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:27:29 PM11/21/22

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Yes, George nailed it again.

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 21, 2022, 6:46:01 PM11/21/22

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Yessiree, bubba. George nailed it again!

Will Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 7:19:36 PM11/21/22

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Glad to see you agree, Corey.

🙂

W-Dockery

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Nov 21, 2022, 8:10:21 PM11/21/22

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Spam-I-Am wrote:

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:

>> Spam-I-Am wrote:
>>
>> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >
>> >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> >> the farmyard.
>> >>
>> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>> >>
>> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>> >>
>> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>> >>
>> >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>> >>
>> >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>> >>
>> >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>> >>
>> >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>> >>
>> >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>> >>
>> >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>> >>

>> >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..

>> >>
>> >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> >> this fight?"
>> >>
>> >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>> >>
>> >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>> >>
>> >> Poor Will Donkey!
>>

>> > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
>> Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
>>
>> 🙂
>> or the
>> > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
>> > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.

> The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.

> Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.

Okay, good thing you picked the monkey cage, then.

🙂

General-Zod

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Nov 21, 2022, 9:35:14 PM11/21/22

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George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:

>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>>>

>>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>>>> this fight?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!

>>>>> Scatolia.
>>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>>>>

>>>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
>>> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
>>> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
>>> about that?
>>
>> I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.

> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
> smearing" to provide some original content.

Yet Robert is the one on the monkey team, correct...?

W.Dockery

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Nov 22, 2022, 2:02:10 AM11/22/22

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It looks more like Robert was confused, thinking of Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

:)

Spam-I-Am

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Nov 22, 2022, 4:48:25 AM11/22/22

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You can do do wherever you want, but must you do do everywhere?

W-Dockery

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Nov 22, 2022, 1:52:07 PM11/22/22

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George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:

>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>>>

>>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>>>> this fight?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!

>>>>> Scatolia.
>>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>>>>
>>>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
>>> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
>>> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
>>> about that?
>>
>> I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.

> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
> smearing" to provide some original content.

Yes, Robert seems stuck on shit, lately.

And so it goes.