see the men of action falling back
jona...@unlikelystories.org
are being searched at airports for super-secret reasons, and the new
Viet Nam era has begun, but hey! I'm in the San Francisco Bay Area on
vaction! And by "vacation," I mean that I am tirelessly working to
provide politics and literature to a world that would rather have its
eyelids ripped out than read anything! So without further ado, please
examine our latest issue of www.UnlikelyStories.org, including:
SGT Marshall Smith, reporting from three miles outside of Fallujah
Jonathan Penton fights the Transportation Security Administration; TSA
wins
Julie Ann Keller fights the women's health care clinic; females lose
Dan Schneider presents a Muscular Centrist Attack on the Pro-War
Position
poetry by Michael Rothenberg, Lawrence Welsh, W. B. Keckler, Bryon D.
Howell, Sheema Kalbasi, Len Bourret, Mike Duron, Kristi Swadley and
Kurtice Kucheman
fiction by P. S. Ehrlich, Wayne Scheer, P Moss, Benjamin Bower and Anne
McMillen
T. S. Ross on "The Passion of the Christ" as Soft-Core Porn and
A Sardine on Vacation, Episode Twenty-Five
I need to see a dentist!
Mad love,
--
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http://www.unlikelystories.org
Will Dockery
I look forward to our meeting at Terminus over the Summer months, as
one of their poetry readings... and perhaps we can convince Stuart to
join us.
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Stuart Leichter
Dockery at shamank...@hotmail.com wrote on 4/2/05 5:49 AM:
>
> jona...@unlikelystories.org wrote:
>>
>> I need to see a dentist!
>>
>> Mad love,
>> --
>> Jonathan Penton
>> http://www.unlikelystories.org
>
> I look forward to our meeting at Terminus over the Summer months, as
> one of their poetry readings... and perhaps we can convince Stuart to
> join us.
I think you missed it, Will (cf. "I think you missed it, Frank" (HAL, 2001:
ASO, MGM, 1968):
Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day,
Comes a toothache, see your dentist right away,
Comes love, nothing can be done.
("Comes Love", Lew Brown/Sammy Stept/Charles Tobias, 1939)
>
> --
Will Dockery
Stuart Leichter wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote on 4/2/05 5:49 AM:
>
> > jona...@unlikelystories.org wrote:
>
> >> I need to see a dentist!
> >>
> >> Mad love,
> >> --
> >> Jonathan Penton
> >> http://www.unlikelystories.org
> >
> > I look forward to our meeting at Terminus over the Summer months,
as
> > one of their poetry readings... and perhaps we can convince Stuart
to
> > join us.
>
> I think you missed it, Will (cf. "I think you missed it, Frank" (HAL,
2001:
> ASO, MGM, 1968):
>
> Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day,
> Comes a toothache, see your dentist right away,
> Comes love, nothing can be done.
>
> ("Comes Love", Lew Brown/Sammy Stept/Charles Tobias, 1939)
Missed it? If my mem'ry serves me well, Jon wrote he'd be in this area
"in the Summer".
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jona...@unlikelystories.org
Thanks for the well-wishes. I'm back in Texas and am planning to come
to Georgia this summer, though I don't know what Terminus is; my
understanding is that if you failed to totally humiliate yourself in
Atlanta, I was agreeing to go to SoHo the next Monday. If Terminus is
another venue in Columbus, that's fine too.
I've read a few of the posts made over the past two weeks. Why are you
now using Jewish conventions for referring to Diety?
ggamble
>Hi Will,
>
>Thanks for the well-wishes. I'm back in Texas and am planning to come
>to Georgia this summer, though I don't know what Terminus is; my
>understanding is that if you failed to totally humiliate yourself in
>Atlanta, I was agreeing to go to SoHo the next Monday. If Terminus is
>another venue in Columbus, that's fine too.
Terminus is the original name of Atlanta.
Will was trying to be cute and dazzle you with his local colour.
He apparently can't refer to any town by its real name, it grounds him
too much in his bleak physical reality. Mind you, if my physical
reality were as bleak as his, I'd probably want some escape as well.
the messenjah
Sad little Gary.
Will Dockery
Judging from your posts here, Gary, it would be a good shot at a
winning wager that you have little to *no* physical reality.
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the messenjah
Will Dockery wrote:
> ggamble wrote:
> > On 6 Apr 2005 22:51:06 -0700, jona...@unlikelystories.org wrote:
> >
> > >Hi Will,
> > >
> > >Thanks for the well-wishes. I'm back in Texas and am planning to
> come
> > >to Georgia this summer, though I don't know what Terminus is; my
> > >understanding is that if you failed to totally humiliate yourself
in
> > >Atlanta, I was agreeing to go to SoHo the next Monday. If Terminus
> is
> > >another venue in Columbus, that's fine too.
> >
> > Terminus is the original name of Atlanta.
> > Will was trying to be cute and dazzle you with his local colour.
> > He apparently can't refer to any town by its real name, it grounds
> him
> > too much in his bleak physical reality. Mind you, if my physical
> > reality were as bleak as his, I'd probably want some escape as
well.
>
> Judging from your posts here, Gary, it would be a good shot at a
> winning wager that you have little to *no* physical reality.
He's at home alone while his "beautiful and successful wife" is at
work. Of course the bitch makes him sleep on the couch because he keeps
mumbling "chuckles... chuckles..." in his sleep.
j r sherman
messenjah says...
>
>
>
>Will Dockery wrote:
>> ggamble wrote:
>> > On 6 Apr 2005 22:51:06 -0700, jona...@unlikelystories.org wrote:
>> >
>> > >Hi Will,
>> > >
>> > >Thanks for the well-wishes. I'm back in Texas and am planning to
>> come
>> > >to Georgia this summer, though I don't know what Terminus is; my
>> > >understanding is that if you failed to totally humiliate yourself
>in
>> > >Atlanta, I was agreeing to go to SoHo the next Monday. If Terminus
>> is
>> > >another venue in Columbus, that's fine too.
>> >
>> > Terminus is the original name of Atlanta.
>> > Will was trying to be cute and dazzle you with his local colour.
>> > He apparently can't refer to any town by its real name, it grounds
>> him
>> > too much in his bleak physical reality. Mind you, if my physical
>> > reality were as bleak as his, I'd probably want some escape as
>well.
>>
>> Judging from your posts here, Gary, it would be a good shot at a
>> winning wager that you have little to *no* physical reality.
>
>He's at home alone while his "beautiful and successful wife" is at
>work.
ALL RIGHT, Gamble! where do i sign up for such a gig????
>Of course the bitch makes him sleep on the couch
WHAT the fuck is the problem? where do i sign up????
>because he keeps
>mumbling "chuckles... chuckles..." in his sleep.
you sound happy about this?
and you call yourself "chuckles?"
whoa. that's pretty sad.
love and kisses,
j r sherman
p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's only a matter
of time.
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Aratzio
transparently proposed:
>In article <1112900389.0...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, the
>messenjah says...
>>
<sneck>
>>He's at home alone while his "beautiful and successful wife" is at
>>work.
>
>ALL RIGHT, Gamble! where do i sign up for such a gig????
*drools*
>
>>Of course the bitch makes him sleep on the couch
>
>WHAT the fuck is the problem? where do i sign up????
Is not that what a couch is for whilst the beautiful wife is off
earning the bread?
>
>>because he keeps
>>mumbling "chuckles... chuckles..." in his sleep.
>
>you sound happy about this?
>
>and you call yourself "chuckles?"
>
>whoa. that's pretty sad.
>
>love and kisses,
>
>j r sherman
>
>p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's only a matter
>of time.
LMFAO!!!!!!
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
the messenjah
i know a couple of girls that call me chuckles. it's a nickname for
chuck.
>
> love and kisses,
>
> j r sherman
>
> p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's
only a matter
> of time.
Naw, I'll leave the racist comments to you.
j r sherman
>
>On 7 Apr 2005 12:17:33 -0700, j r sherman <jr...@earthlink.net>
>transparently proposed:
>
>>In article <1112900389.0...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, the
>>messenjah says...
>>>
><sneck>
>
>>>He's at home alone while his "beautiful and successful wife" is at
>>>work.
>>
>>ALL RIGHT, Gamble! where do i sign up for such a gig????
>
>*drools*
exactly. i want this job! but i look in the Want Ads, and i don't see it listed
anywhere.
not even on Craig's list!
>>
>>>Of course the bitch makes him sleep on the couch
>>
>>WHAT the fuck is the problem? where do i sign up????
>
>Is not that what a couch is for whilst the beautiful wife is off
>earning the bread?
that and to have sex on it with the girlfriend when the wife is at work so you
don't wrinkle the sheets on the bed!
because if you wrinkle the sheets on the bed, ya have to make the bed.
and that might cut into important leisure time!!!!
>>
>>>because he keeps
>>>mumbling "chuckles... chuckles..." in his sleep.
>>
>>you sound happy about this?
>>
>>and you call yourself "chuckles?"
>>
>>whoa. that's pretty sad.
>>
>>love and kisses,
>>
>>j r sherman
>>
>>p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's only a matter
>>of time.
>
>LMFAO!!!!!!
it's only a matter of time!
love and kisses,
j r sherman
j r sherman
messenjah says...
how much do you have to pay them to "know" you?
>it's a nickname for
>chuck.
NO! you're deciphering powers awe an entire world.
>> love and kisses,
>>
>> j r sherman
>>
>> p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's
>only a matter
>> of time.
>
>Naw, I'll leave the racist comments to you.
isn't you accusing me of racist comments sort of like Hitler calling Sister
Teresa evil?
actually, it is.
love and kisses,
j r sherman
ggamble
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>i know a couple of girls that call me chuckles.
I know a dozen people who call you chuckles.
And, unlike your *girls*, all of those people are real.
Aratzio
>In article <093b51h8fq06dh4g7...@4ax.com>, Aratzio says...
>>
>>On 7 Apr 2005 12:17:33 -0700, j r sherman <jr...@earthlink.net>
>>transparently proposed:
>>
>>>In article <1112900389.0...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, the
>>>messenjah says...
>>>>
>><sneck>
>>
>>>>He's at home alone while his "beautiful and successful wife" is at
>>>>work.
>>>
>>>ALL RIGHT, Gamble! where do i sign up for such a gig????
>>
>>*drools*
>
>exactly. i want this job! but i look in the Want Ads, and i don't see it listed
>anywhere.
>
I saw these two jobs in the Oakland Tribune on the same day, back in
the 80's
Head Teacher - Oakland Girl's School (Sent it to Carson)
Graveyard Island Supervisor
>not even on Craig's list!
>
>>>
>>>>Of course the bitch makes him sleep on the couch
>>>
>>>WHAT the fuck is the problem? where do i sign up????
>>
>>Is not that what a couch is for whilst the beautiful wife is off
>>earning the bread?
>
>that and to have sex on it with the girlfriend when the wife is at work so you
>don't wrinkle the sheets on the bed!
*GASP*
I am not that kind of man!
>
>because if you wrinkle the sheets on the bed, ya have to make the bed.
Well if the wife makes enough, hire a *maid* and kill two birds with
one stone.
>
>and that might cut into important leisure time!!!!
See above.
>
>>>
>>>>because he keeps
>>>>mumbling "chuckles... chuckles..." in his sleep.
>>>
>>>you sound happy about this?
>>>
>>>and you call yourself "chuckles?"
>>>
>>>whoa. that's pretty sad.
>>>
>>>love and kisses,
>>>
>>>j r sherman
>>>
>>>p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's only a matter
>>>of time.
>>
>>LMFAO!!!!!!
>
>it's only a matter of time!
>
>love and kisses,
>
>j r sherman
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Dave Bowman wrote:
> You are not very bright.
Correct. I'm.....
Uni - The Professional Engineer.
p.s. Pay attention!
:-)
j r sherman
>
>On 7 Apr 2005 12:59:57 -0700, j r sherman <jr...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <093b51h8fq06dh4g7...@4ax.com>, Aratzio says...
>>>
>>>On 7 Apr 2005 12:17:33 -0700, j r sherman <jr...@earthlink.net>
>>>transparently proposed:
>>>
>>>>In article <1112900389.0...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, the
>>>>messenjah says...
>>>>>
>>><sneck>
>>>
>>>>>He's at home alone while his "beautiful and successful wife" is at
>>>>>work.
>>>>
>>>>ALL RIGHT, Gamble! where do i sign up for such a gig????
>>>
>>>*drools*
>>
>>exactly. i want this job! but i look in the Want Ads, and i don't see it listed
>>anywhere.
>>
>
>I saw these two jobs in the Oakland Tribune on the same day, back in
>the 80's
>Head Teacher - Oakland Girl's School (Sent it to Carson)
>Graveyard Island Supervisor
alas. i never read the Trib.
and there's another job you never see posted in the Want Ads: Lottery Winner. i
look for that one every day.
and yet i see nothing...
i think i would be the best lottery winner ever. better than all the lottery
winners put together.
i'd get cards made:
"j r sherman, Lottery Winner"
tell me that wouldn't go over big when meeting chicks?!!!
>>not even on Craig's list!
>>
>>>>
>>>>>Of course the bitch makes him sleep on the couch
>>>>
>>>>WHAT the fuck is the problem? where do i sign up????
>>>
>>>Is not that what a couch is for whilst the beautiful wife is off
>>>earning the bread?
>>
>>that and to have sex on it with the girlfriend when the wife is at work so you
>>don't wrinkle the sheets on the bed!
>
>*GASP*
>I am not that kind of man!
well, um, neither am i, Ara... um... no.... i was just speculating, ya know, if
i WAS that kind of guy!
but it's a good thing that i'm not.
>>because if you wrinkle the sheets on the bed, ya have to make the bed.
>
>Well if the wife makes enough, hire a *maid* and kill two birds with
>one stone.
executive thinking, Ara.
i mean if we both WERE those kind of guys, ya know?
it's a good think that we're not.
>>and that might cut into important leisure time!!!!
>
>See above.
executive thinking, Ara.
>>
>>>>
>>>>>because he keeps
>>>>>mumbling "chuckles... chuckles..." in his sleep.
>>>>
>>>>you sound happy about this?
>>>>
>>>>and you call yourself "chuckles?"
>>>>
>>>>whoa. that's pretty sad.
>>>>
>>>>love and kisses,
>>>>
>>>>j r sherman
>>>>
>>>>p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's only a matter
>>>>of time.
>>>
>>>LMFAO!!!!!!
>>
>>it's only a matter of time!
>>
>>love and kisses,
>>
>>j r sherman
>Where else but usenet will the idiots do all the work:
>
>Message-ID: <bNo2e.6629661$f47.1...@news.easynews.com>
>Dave Bowman wrote:
i thought Dave Bowman went to Jupiter, and disappeared into the infinite, turned
into some Star Baby (after a stay at a nice hotel), then like was forced into
doing the wretched sequel?
>> You are not very bright.
>
>
>Correct. I'm.....
>
>Uni - The Professional Engineer.
>
>p.s. Pay attention!
>
>:-)
there is a land where they all come from.
i am suspecting Florida.
or Idaho.
love and kisses,
j r "it's a good thing he's not one of THOSE guys!" sherman
the messenjah
You're a religious bigot too.
>
> actually, it is.
>
> love and kisses,
Awww...
jona...@unlikelystories.org
5th Grade Georgia History Class. Thanks for the info.
Really wondering about the G-d thing, if anybody'd care to answer that.
Seems a little odd for a Wiccan.
PJR
Translation: "I've overheard the Hooters waitresses laughing at me
behind my back."
> it's a nickname for chuck.
Translation: "Like everybody who's ever met me or read my posts, they
think I'm a clown."
>> love and kisses,
>>
>> j r sherman
>>
>> p.s. next you'll be referring to yourself as "cracker trash." it's
>> only a matter of time.
>
> Naw, I'll leave the racist comments to you.
Translation: "Black bitch poet / hanging from a tree / somebody call /
the NAACP." (one of the few "poems" posted by chuckkkles the racist
kkklown that he may have written himself)
Congratulations on your latest successes in the Usenet Kook Awards,
cracker clown.
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=lysaght
PJR :-)
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On 2005-04-08 PeeJay Ross <p...@NOSPAMinsurgent.org> said:
> Usenet Kook
Will Dockery
> Oh. I lived there for 22 years, I suppose that might have come up in
my
> 5th Grade Georgia History Class. Thanks for the info.
This refers to Terminus, I guess?
> Really wondering about the G-d thing, if anybody'd care to answer
that.
> Seems a little odd for a Wiccan.
I suppose a Wiccan might prefer G-ddess, but these days "ess" and
"ette" have a condescending ring to them, thus "actress" and "poetess"
et cetera as now out of favor... so on my side of The Fence we call her
G-d.
Stuart Leichter
Jonathan seemed to be asking why you spelled it 'G-d' instead of 'God'.
Will Dockery
Since Jon snipped the post completely I didn't know if he was refering
to *me*, and the Wiccan bit definitely [got it now!] shifted the
question to another.
jona...@unlikelystories.org
I am curious as to why you are now referring to Deity as "G-d" rather
than "God."
Looking forward to your reply,
Will Dockery
jonat...@unlikelystories.org wrote:
> Dear Will,
>
> I am curious as to why you are now referring to Deity as "G-d" rather
> than "God."
>
> Looking forward to your reply,
So you *did* refer to me as a Wiccan! What's *that* noise all about?
oli...@webtv.net
Have No Fear, Activists.....as poets/witty writers~ you can say
anything...as Did P. B. Shelley~in His Revolt of Islam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The Bible Protects all ~Moses was Protected~and and they Never got him
>>>>>>>>
Of Course, It has to be Worded Correctly
~
Like Jane Fonda does.....it's a book or something.....
~
j.nottingham
april 2005
~
poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world
~p. b. shelley