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Hieronymous 707

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May 2, 2012, 6:32:47 PM5/2/12
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On May 2, 6:12 pm, "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote:
> http://swz.salary.com/SalaryWizard/Courier-Messenger-Salary-Details-J...
>
> He never could lie convincingly.

No, of course not. That's what makes him such a pathetic character.
The curious thing is why he feels he has to lie, as if he's ashamed or
something. Poor is nothing to be ashamed of. It sucks ass big time,
but it sure ain't shameful.

the messenjah

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May 2, 2012, 9:10:02 PM5/2/12
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Ya know. You guys are fucking strange.

Hieronymous 707

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May 2, 2012, 9:49:16 PM5/2/12
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Ya know, us are just one strange guy and one old school marm. I mean,
just so ya know. LOL.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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May 2, 2012, 9:55:50 PM5/2/12
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the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote in
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> fucking strange.

So you are *finally* out of the closet, Kluckweasel? You really weren't
fooling anyone, so it's probably for the best.

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Hieronymous 707

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May 3, 2012, 5:31:09 AM5/3/12
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On May 2, 9:55 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote innews:c13415f4-a7d5-48ad...@d8g2000vbw.googlegroups.com:
>
> >  fucking strange.
>
> So you are *finally* out of the closet, Kluckweasel? You really weren't
> fooling anyone, so it's probably for the best.

I haven't fucked any strange since I can't remember when. I'm married
and left handed, so it's pretty much the same old same old for me for
ever and ever amen. I try not to think about it all at once because
that can be depressing, day in day out over and over and over again.
One day at a time is about the best I can do. There's a lot of hot
young tail out there. As long as my son gets his fair share and I've
got cable I guess we're good. LOL.

Will Dockery

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May 3, 2012, 10:08:24 PM5/3/12
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On May 2, 6:12 pm, "ggamble" <gga...@burnout.net> wrote:
> http://swz.salary.com/SalaryWizard/Courier-Messenger-Salary-Details-J...
>
> He never could lie convincingly.

Your continued obsession with Chuck is noted, Gary.

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Hieronymous 707

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May 3, 2012, 11:10:13 PM5/3/12
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On May 3, 10:08 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 2, 6:12 pm, "ggamble" <ggas...@burnout.net> wrote:
>
> >http://swz.salary.com/SalaryWizard/Courier-Messenger-Salary-Details-J...
>
> > He never could lie convincingly.
>
> Your continued obsession with Chuck is noted, Gary.

Can you please convince me
with a lie? Just try, and since we
Are discussing my obsession,
Will you hear my last confession?
I'm assigned unto a selling task.
Would you like a peace of Angel's? Ask!

the messenjah

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May 4, 2012, 10:04:30 AM5/4/12
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$45,000-$60,000 a year is not a lot of money. But for a bike messenger
it is. I am not sure where they got this figure of 23K. I was the only
bike messenger in Jacksonville and my salary and commission is not
information that was shared.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 10:17:56 AM5/4/12
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On May 4, 10:04 am, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
wrote:
$45,000-$60,000 a year is not a lot of money for a bike messenger in
NYC, Philadelphia, DC or even Baltimore for that matter. It may be for
bike messengers in Jacksonville if that's what you claim you made, but
we only have your unsupported claim and no documentation. If you're
the only bike messenger in Jacksonville, then the figure provided
probably represents the income of similar service providers, like
pizza delivery drivers etc.
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Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 2:34:35 PM5/4/12
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"ggamble" <pathetic...@burnout.net> wrote:
> On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Your continued obsession
>
> delusional and malignant

No, your continued obsession and bizarre fantasies about Chuck are
more just pathetic and foolish looking than "delusional & malignant",
Gary.

Though they're also a bit creepy.

the messenjah

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May 4, 2012, 2:49:03 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "ggamble" <pathetic-obse...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > Your continued obsession
>
> > delusional and malignant

It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 2:50:15 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
to Shadowville several times. Is that true?

the messenjah

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May 4, 2012, 2:54:25 PM5/4/12
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You're fucking lying again, Corey. I said I was the in Columbus and
Phenix City. That was before I knew Will.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 2:58:10 PM5/4/12
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I asked two questions. How is asking two questions lying, Chuck? You
did claim specifically to know Will and to have been to Shadowville,
not Phenix City or Columbus. Either you've met Will or you haven't.
Either you've been to Shadowville, which is a creation of Will's or
you haven't. Who's lying, Chuck? Get serious. LOL.

the messenjah

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May 4, 2012, 3:00:49 PM5/4/12
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I wish there was a way to block you on Usenet. You're a fucking
asshole.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 3:05:19 PM5/4/12
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LOL. If I'm a fucking asshole, then I'm a fucking your asshole, Chuck.
You don't have to read anything you don't want to read. If your
asshole hurts, that's not my problem. LOL.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 3:15:11 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:49 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
>> "ggamble" <pathetic-obse s...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > Your continued obsession
>
> > > delusional and malignant
>
> It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.

Yes, it isn't like poor little Gamble can control his obsessed and
bizarre fantasies about you or anything, Chuck... he's in too deep.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 3:19:26 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:49 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "ggamble" <pathetic-obse...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > Your continued obsession
>
> > > delusional and malignant
>
> It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.

You're delusional. He is a she. She is not little. She is an important
person in her community. She does not spew. She is an articulate,
respected educator. She does not hate. She is a religious old school
marm. LOL.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 3:23:37 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 3:15 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 4, 2:49 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
> > On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> "ggamble" <pathetic-obse s...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > > Your continued obsession
>
> > > > delusional and malignant
>
> > It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.
>
> Yes, it isn't like poor little Gamble can control his obsessed and
> bizarre fantasies about you or anything, Chuck... he's in too deep.

Chuck has a fantasy that he's actually met you, and been to
Shadowville several times. At least I think it's a fantasy. Either
that, or you're a liar. You told me you'd never met him, or anybody
else from Usenet, remember? Who's telling the truth here, you or Chuck?

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 3:26:01 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:50 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
>> "ggamble" <pathetic-obse s...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > Your continued obsession
>
> > > delusional and malignant
>
> > No, your continued obsession and bizarre fantasies about Chuck are
> > more just pathetic and foolish looking than "delusional & malignant",
> > Gary.
>
> > Though they're also a bit creepy.
>
> Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
> to Shadowville several times. Is that true?

No, I've never met Chuck, not in person. I only know him from here on
Usenet.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 3:22:48 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 3:19 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 4, 2:49 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>> On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > "ggamble" <pathetic-obse...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > > Your continued obsession
>
> > > > delusional and malignant
>
> > It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.
>
> You're delusional. He is a she. She is not little. She is an important
> person in her community. She does not spew. She is an articulate,
> respected educator. She does not hate. She is a religious old school
> marm. LOL.

How do you "know" this?

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 3:30:48 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 3:23 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
Chuck has claimed to have met me in person, here in Shadowville? Where
did he write that, since I missed it?

No, we've never met, though, so I'd like to see what the story is on
that.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 3:37:11 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:54 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> On May 4, 2:50 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > "ggamble" <pathetic-obse s...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > No, your continued obsession and bizarre fantasies about Chuck are
> > > more just pathetic and foolish looking than "delusional & malignant",
> > > Gary.
>
> > > Though they're also a bit creepy.
>
> > Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
> > to Shadowville several times. Is that true?
>
> You're fucking lying again, Corey. I said I was the in Columbus and
> Phenix City. That was before I knew Will.

Okay, I remember something about you vacationing at Pine Mountain and
Callaway Gardens..?

No, if we'd met it would be too memorable to forget.

Wow... looks like time to tighten security at the New Horizons
building...

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 3:39:16 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 3:22 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 4, 3:19 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On May 4, 2:49 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> >> On May 4, 2:34 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > "ggamble" <pathetic-obse...@burnout.net> wrote:
> > > > > On  3-May-2012, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > > > Your continued obsession
>
> > > > > delusional and malignant
>
> > > It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.
>
> > You're delusional. He is a she. She is not little. She is an important
> > person in her community. She does not spew. She is an articulate,
> > respected educator. She does not hate. She is a religious old school
> > marm. LOL.
>
> How do you "know" this?

Who cares? I could give you names and addresses too, but I'm not going
to out somebody who doesn't want to be outed. You know Fred, right?
Okay, so do I. Why don't you call Fred anything but Fred? It's kinda
like that, sorta.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 3:43:37 PM5/4/12
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Hieronymous 707 wrote:
>
> Who cares? I could give you names and addresses too

Or you could just be making it all up?

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 3:50:05 PM5/4/12
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Thanks for clearing that up, Will. Not for me. For everybody else. I
knew what you'd told me, and I new damned good and well I could trust
you. Period. End of story.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 3:51:43 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 3:43 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hieronymous 707 wrote:
>
> > Who cares? I could give you names and addresses too
>
> Or you could just be making it all up?

Yes, absolutely. I could be making it all up. There's no question
about that.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 4:23:34 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 3:50 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 4, 3:26 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
>>Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
> > > to Shadowville several times. Is that true?
>
> > No, I've never met Chuck, not in person. I only know him from here on
> > Usenet.
>
> Thanks for clearing that up, Will. Not for me. For everybody else. I
> knew what you'd told me, and I new damned good and well I could trust
> you. Period. End of story.

Yes, I'm not sure how that confusion began in the first place.

If Chuck and I had ever met I think we'd never see the end of Gamble,
PJR et al posting their homoerotic fantasies about it.

Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 4:25:47 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 4:23 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 4, 3:50 pm, Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On May 4, 3:26 pm, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
> > > > to Shadowville several times. Is that true?
>
> > > No, I've never met Chuck, not in person. I only know him from here on
> > > Usenet.
>
> > Thanks for clearing that up, Will. Not for me. For everybody else. I
> > knew what you'd told me, and I new damned good and well I could trust
> > you. Period. End of story.
>
> Yes, I'm not sure how that confusion began in the first place.

LOL. Ask Chuck. He started it.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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May 4, 2012, 5:08:00 PM5/4/12
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the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote in
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> little shit

I think you're full of it myself.

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Cujo DeSockpuppet

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the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote in
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> fucking lying again

I'm still not going to visit your blaaaarrrrrggggh.

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Cujo DeSockpuppet

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the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote in
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> a fucking asshole.

Your new gay playmates will be glad to hear it.

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Hieronymous 707

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May 4, 2012, 5:01:13 PM5/4/12
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On May 4, 2:00 pm, "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote:
> On  4-May-2012, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
> > $45,000-$60,000 a year is not a lot of money.
>
> How many dollars worth of money does a dying pervert living in a hospice
> make per annum?

Speaking of which, do I still owe you anything? LOL.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2012, 11:21:04 PM5/4/12
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Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>>Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
> > > > > to Shadowville several times. Is that true?
>
> > > > No, I've never met Chuck, not in person. I only know him from here on
> > > > Usenet.
>
> > > Thanks for clearing that up, Will. Not for me. For everybody else. I
> > > knew what you'd told me, and I new damned good and well I could trust
> > > you. Period. End of story.
>
> > Yes, I'm not sure how that confusion began in the first place.
>
> LOL. Ask Chuck. He started it.

I missed that, but glad to clear it all up.

Meat Plow claims to have stayed in a Microtel here in Columbus, GA,
but he didn't bother to contact me while he was here... that was 2-3
years ago.

--
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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery

Hieronymous 707

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May 5, 2012, 5:46:45 AM5/5/12
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On May 4, 11:21 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Will Dockery wrote:
> >>Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > Have you ever met Chuck, Will? He claims to know you and to have been
> > > > > > to Shadowville several times. Is that true?
>
> > > > > No, I've never met Chuck, not in person. I only know him from here on
> > > > > Usenet.
>
> > > > Thanks for clearing that up, Will. Not for me. For everybody else. I
> > > > knew what you'd told me, and I new damned good and well I could trust
> > > > you. Period. End of story.
>
> > > Yes, I'm not sure how that confusion began in the first place.
>
> > LOL. Ask Chuck. He started it.
>
> I missed that, but glad to clear it all up.
>
> Meat Plow claims to have stayed in a Microtel here in Columbus, GA,
> but he didn't bother to contact me while he was here... that was 2-3
> years ago.
>
> --http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_11596860
> Gone Too Far / Will Dockery

I remember that. More specifically, I remember wondering about that
too. I've met a number of people here in Usenet before meeting them in
person and always thought it curious that you haven't met more people
than you have, considering that you're primarily here to attract
attention to your other works. I've never met Meat, but I do recall
him inviting me to stop in the next time I pass through Canton, OH.
All sorts of people have passed through this area over the years. I
talk to Bob and Fred and a few others on the phone whenever the
inclination stirs, and stay in personal contact with a bunch of other
folk through email. I'd thought you and I hit it off pretty good last
year, and were able to cut through years of misunderstandings with a
hug and a little one on one face time. Now look where we are. How did
we get here? I don't feel good about you right now. I wouldn't have
you in my home. I can't entertain those who question my integrity.
Angel won't let me.

the messenjah

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May 5, 2012, 7:23:24 AM5/5/12
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You're an asshole, Corey.

Hieronymous 707

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May 5, 2012, 7:29:57 AM5/5/12
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You have a firm grasp of the obvious, Chuck. Please wipe your nose and
check your breath before you go out today. We really don't want
anybody to know where your face has been, do we? I mean, your secret
is safe with me. I promise I won't out you. You can do that for
yourself whenever you feel up to it. It's an important step in
personal development that you simply shouldn't deny yourself any
longer. Have a wonderful day!

the messenjah

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May 5, 2012, 7:34:09 AM5/5/12
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I'd rather fuck your wife. But then again, we don't know where she's
been.

Hieronymous 707

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May 5, 2012, 7:53:49 AM5/5/12
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LOL. Yes, everyone is well aware of your fantasy life, and yes Angel's
been around. She's no shrinking violet, that's for sure, but you
really needn't worry. We only practice safe text. Of course, the only
way you'll ever get a peace of Angel is if you pay for it like
everybody else. You'll find her peace is on my blog. Her price is
reasonable and her peace is guaranteed. No deals, no special favors
just because you're poor, sick, and ugly.

Angel

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May 5, 2012, 9:03:24 AM5/5/12
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Abuse reported.

the messenjah

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May 5, 2012, 10:02:54 AM5/5/12
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Awww. Poor little Angel is a netcop.

Hieronymous 707

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May 5, 2012, 10:22:25 AM5/5/12
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On May 5, 10:02 am, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
My wife is someone you don't know, that's all. No matter how much
you'd like to know her, you never will. Angel doesn't even know what
the term netcop means, but she knows abuse when she reads it and knows
how to report it. No muss no fuss. Whether Google takes further action
relative to her report or not is up to them. Responsible action has
been taken. You've been reported. Reports add up. A pattern of abusive
behavior is established on which future action may be based.

the messenjah

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May 5, 2012, 12:06:11 PM5/5/12
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Go fuck yourself, Corey.

Hieronymous 707

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May 5, 2012, 12:27:33 PM5/5/12
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On May 5, 12:06 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
> Go fuck yourself, Corey.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I finished the lawn and now am covered in pollen and grass clippings,
sitting in my home office looking out my window onto our back yard
where Angel stands atop an eight foot ladder, trimming her fruit
trees, pear presently, then plum, apple, and apricot. My son just
bought a new, old sail boat, a real fixer upper that he plans to,
well, fix up. I used to sail when I was a kid, but haven't in years.
Helping him get the rigging set and whatnot is kind of bringing it all
back. I guess sailing is kind of like riding a bike. Except for the
water and the lichen, of course.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Hieronymous 707 <hierony...@gmail.com> wrote in
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I have no joke here, I just like saying "water lichen".


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Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Interesting how you abusers try to make things a "chuckle", but you
obsess over the chuckle for 7 years." - Ed the numerically-challenged.

Hieronymous 707

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On May 5, 12:33 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
That's because you're a lesbian.
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Hieronymous 707

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On May 5, 1:00 pm, "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote:
> On  4-May-2012, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
> > I wish there was a way to block you on Usenet.
>
> There is a way, you're just too fucking ignorant to figure out how to do it.
>
> Maybe you'll learn how to do it before you die, but I doubt it.

LOL, "block you on".

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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"ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote in
news:ycSdnQqXccw2wTjS...@giganews.com:

>
> On 4-May-2012, the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
>> I wish there was a way to block you on Usenet.
>
> There is a way, you're just too fucking ignorant to figure out how to
> do it.
>
> Maybe you'll learn how to do it before you die, but I doubt it.

I can see that "don't fucking read it" is too difficult for Chuckweasel.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"I am the only HOPE of the astrological community." - Edmo misspells the
word "dope" again.

Hieronymous 707

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On May 5, 1:45 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote innews:ycSdnQqXccw2wTjS...@giganews.com:
>
>
>
> > On  4-May-2012, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
> >> I wish there was a way to block you on Usenet.
>
> > There is a way, you're just too fucking ignorant to figure out how to
> > do it.
>
> > Maybe you'll learn how to do it before you die, but I doubt it.
>
> I can see that "don't fucking read it" is too difficult for Chuckweasel.

Would you mind not acting like such a fucking cunt? Angel hasn't given
it up in a minute or two, but I'm still a guy and you're really
starting to get me hot. I'll get me some tonight though, you can count
on that. It's Cinco de Mayo, baby, and Angel's got a taste for fish
tacos, so we're going to share a little Mexican. Girl, you feel where
I'm coming from? Wish you were here. Margaritas all around! LOL.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Hieronymous 707 <hierony...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:03b93fe5-dc1e-4883...@ee2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:

> On May 5, 1:45 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote
>> innews:ycSdnQqXccw2wTjSnZ2dnUVZ_qydnZ2d
> @giganews.com:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On  4-May-2012, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>>
>> >> I wish there was a way to block you on Usenet.
>>
>> > There is a way, you're just too fucking ignorant to figure out how
>> > to do it.
>>
>> > Maybe you'll learn how to do it before you die, but I doubt it.
>>
>> I can see that "don't fucking read it" is too difficult for
>> Chuckweasel.
>
> Would you mind not acting like such a fucking cunt?

Request DENIED.

> Angel hasn't given
> it up in a minute or two, but I'm still a guy and you're really
> starting to get me hot.

You wouldn't interest me even with a gender change.

> I'll get me some tonight though, you can count
> on that. It's Cinco de Mayo, baby, and Angel's got a taste for fish
> tacos, so we're going to share a little Mexican. Girl, you feel where
> I'm coming from? Wish you were here. Margaritas all around! LOL.

I would suggest you drink lots of alcohol. Get all 8 fingers and both
thumbs plastered.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Be careful though, your kookshit about how I am this and that will
reveal who the real kook is." - Edmo in PKB mode.

Hieronymous 707

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On May 5, 3:00 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote innews:03b93fe5-dc1e-4883...@ee2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 5, 1:45 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >> "ggamble" <g...@youbet.net> wrote
> >> innews:ycSdnQqXccw2wTjSnZ2dnUVZ_qydnZ2d
> > @giganews.com:
>
> >> > On  4-May-2012, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
> >> >> I wish there was a way to block you on Usenet.
>
> >> > There is a way, you're just too fucking ignorant to figure out how
> >> > to do it.
>
> >> > Maybe you'll learn how to do it before you die, but I doubt it.
>
> >> I can see that "don't fucking read it" is too difficult for
> >> Chuckweasel.
>
> > Would you mind not acting like such a fucking cunt?
>
> Request DENIED.

Please note that I didn't make a request. I asked as to your
preference, i.e. "would you mind". I understand that you're going to
act how you're going to act irrespective of whatever I may want simply
because you cunt help yourself. That's just how you are.
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Will Dockery

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May 13, 2012, 1:37:06 PM5/13/12
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Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> Why not? After all, it looks as if the little shit will be dead of
> skin cancer soon.

Death will come for us all, PJR... you seem terrified of that fact.

--
"Wobble" / Will Dockery & Henry Conley:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_12951892

Hieronymous 707

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May 13, 2012, 1:54:38 PM5/13/12
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On May 13, 1:37 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> > Why not? After all, it looks as if the little shit will be dead of
> > skin cancer soon.
>
> Death will come for us all, PJR... you seem terrified of that fact.

History will only remember a few well and you not at all. Luckily,
that's not such a scary thought.

Will Dockery

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May 13, 2012, 2:06:21 PM5/13/12
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Hieronymous 707 wrote:
>
> History will only remember a few well and you not at all.

If so, then so be it... considering that most folks don't even
remember you from yesterday that's not such a scary thought.

Hieronymous 707

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May 13, 2012, 2:32:54 PM5/13/12
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On May 13, 2:06 pm, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hieronymous 707 wrote:
>
> > History will only remember a few well and you not at all.
>
> If so, then so be it... considering that most folks don't even
> remember you from yesterday that's not such a scary thought.

Considering the very local view you have of what constitutes "most
folk" compared to what most folk think of as a whole world full of
folk and how many really do remember me from yesterday, what you just
wrote reveals itself for what it is. No additional comment necessary.

Will Dockery

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May 14, 2012, 12:26:15 AM5/14/12
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Hieronymous 707 wrote:
>
> Considering the very local view you have of what constitutes "most folk"

<crap snip>

You pompous ass, you don't know me half as well as you like to
daydream that you do.

--
Music & poetry from Will Dockery & Friends:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery


Hieronymous 707

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May 14, 2012, 7:46:22 AM5/14/12
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On May 14, 12:26 am, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hieronymous 707 wrote:
>
> > Considering the very local view you have of what constitutes "most folk"
>
> <crap snip>
>
> You pompous ass,

butt ... no comment.

the messenjah

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May 14, 2012, 3:24:48 PM5/14/12
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Your anal obsession is noted.

Hieronymous 707

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May 14, 2012, 3:30:18 PM5/14/12
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On May 14, 3:24 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
wrote:
LOL. You ever see this one?

This quip that I've snipped brings another to mind. See,
when looking for assholes, I just look behind me,
and what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a burning sensation and eyes welled with tears.

From out of my rear can arise such a clatter,
from my sphincter released like it was antimatter,
a stink you would think could dissolve solid mass, so
good reason to keep my head out of my assho.


The problem with assholes, of course, is that everybody (at least the
lucky) has one, and they all stink, or should, naturally. The
problem
with assholes, of course, is that one man's asshole is another man's
port of entry, and "Don't ask; don't tell." is pretty much the
stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say after asking someone to
pledge their life and honor to your cause. It just seems sort of
silly, and self-contradictory is all I'm saying.


I hope this verse will help you as you travel on your path.
Such statements display evidence you still do not know math.
This is no prevarication typed upon your screen.
I mastered prestidigitation by the time I was thirteen.
Agree or not, the choice is yours. We still have made a start.
Be careful. If you don't watch out, I just might steal your heart.
Then you would love an asshole. It's a fact, we all have one.
I use mine for function, though you may use yours for fun.
This verse is at an end, and now you may choose to ignore.
But if it has put you to sleep, be considerate. Please don't snore.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


George Dance

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Hieronymous 707

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May 16, 2012, 11:06:18 AM5/16/12
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On May 14, 10:17 pm, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> On May 13, 1:33 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>
>
>
> > it looks as if the little shit will be dead of
> > skin cancer soon.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Oh happy day.

the messenjah

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On May 13, 1:33 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 4 May 2012 11:49:03 -0700 (PDT),
>
> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> > It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.
>
> Why not? After all, it looks as if the little shit will be dead of
> skin cancer soon.

I have colon cancer, moron.
>
> --
> PJR :-)  |  οἵη περ φύλλων γενεὴ, τοίη δὲ καὶ ἀνδρῶν.
>          |  φύλλα τὰ μέν τ' ἄνεμος χαμάδις χέει, ἄλλα δέ θ' ὕλη
>          |  τηλεθόωσα φύει, ἔαρος δ' ἐπιγίγνεται ὥρη·
>          |  ὣς ἀνδρῶν γενεὴ ἡ μὲν φύει ἡ δ' ἀπολήγει. (Homer)

Hieronymous 707

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On May 17, 10:58 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
wrote:
> On May 13, 1:33 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>
> > In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 4 May 2012 11:49:03 -0700 (PDT),
>
> > the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> > > It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.
>
> > Why not? After all, it looks as if the little shit will be dead of
> > skin cancer soon.
>
> I have colon cancer, moron.

I have a frickin freckle on the end of my pointy nose. People make a
point of pointing out that I have a frickin freckle on the end of my
nose. I say I know. I know my nose. I know I have a frickin freckle on
the end of my nose. My nose is long and pointed enough that I can see
it myself except that I get cross-eyed if I look at it too long. I
mean just try looking at your own nose and see what happens. Anyway,
after I tell people it's just a frickin freckle people ask me if I'm
sure it's just a frickin freckle and not something more serious like a
frickin basal cell carcinoma or something. So then I go look in the
mirror just to make sure my frickin freckle hasn't changed since the
last time I looked at it. And then I feel fine. I mean it's just a
frickin freckle.
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the messenjah

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May 18, 2012, 7:56:00 PM5/18/12
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On May 18, 6:07 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu, 17 May 2012 19:58:34 -0700 (PDT),
>
> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> > On May 13, 1:33 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 4 May 2012 11:49:03 -0700 (PDT),
>
> >> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
> >> > It's okay. Let the little shit spew his hate.
>
> >> Why not? After all, it looks as if the little shit will be dead of
> >> skin cancer soon.
>
> > I have colon cancer, moron.
>
> Please try not to get your lies mixed up with objective evidence.
>
> Lie: chuckles the paedophile clown has Stage 4 colon cancer, which was
> miraculously cured but then returned in order to keep the soap-opera
> plot of chuckles's fantasy life interesting.
>
> Truth: chuckles the paedophile clown has black blotches on his face
> and neck that look a lot like symptoms of advanced skin cancer.
>
> Truth: "Obamacare" is chuckles's only hope of surviving longer than a
> year or two, since chuckles has never earned more than minimum wage
> and has been unemployed for the past few months.
>
> Truth: like many other "poor whites", whose social and economic status
> is similar to the status of antebellum slaves, chuckles fantasises
> about being a wealthy Republican mogul. The fantasies are what
> distinguish him from the "niggers" he envies.
>
> Truth: I'm offering odds about how chuckles will die. Faites vos jeux,
> mesdames et messieurs!
>
> Alone in his beanbag bed - EVENS
> In a dodgy lichen patch - 2/1
> At the end of an angry 12-year-old's parent's gun - 4/1
> In a mental asylum - 6/1
> While posting to Usenet from his stolen smartphone - 6/1
> With his shrivelled dick in his shrivelled hand - TOO PROBABLE FOR BETTING
>
> 8/1 bar.

You're an obsessed idiot, Ross. Get professional help.

Hieronymous 707

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May 19, 2012, 4:40:18 AM5/19/12
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On May 18, 7:56 pm, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
For someone who doesn't know you, he certainly seems to know you only
too well.

the messenjah

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Fuck off, Corey.

Hieronymous 707

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May 19, 2012, 7:38:03 AM5/19/12
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On May 19, 7:22 am, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
> Fuck off, Corey.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I'd love nothing more than to Fuck off for you, but I really don't
have much time for it right now, Chuck. Angel and Jeanie's yard sale
starts at 8am sharp which I've got to help out with because I
promised, and then I've got two brief stops to make to visit a couple
of old dying fuckers before I go to the clergy store which is only
open until 2pm on Saturdays, after which I've got a sermon to prepare
for tomorrow because who knew somebody would actually ask me to
deliver one again after all these years away from the pulpit? So, no.
I can't Fuck off for you right. Maybe later.

the messenjah

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Fuck off, Corey.

Hieronymous 707

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On May 19, 7:44 am, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
Yard Sale starts now. Don't forget the Preakness is in town. Traffic
will be terrible down the highway, so I'll take the old route to the
dying fuckers and the clergy store. More time consuming but also more
scenic which is good. It's a beautiful day for a drive in the country.
What are you doing today, Chuck?

the messenjah

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None of your business.

Hieronymous 707

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On May 19, 9:13 am, the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
> None of your business.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Cool. Just keep yer blarg updated, and I'll check it out later. LOL
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Hieronymous 707

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On May 23, 11:59 am, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat, 19 May 2012 06:13:31 -0700 (PDT),
> Were you wearing your "infusion pump"?
>
> According to your blaaaargh, "it's like taking viagra and speed at the
> same time". Is that what the dealer who sold you the gear said? And
> did he let you try the first few hits of "infusion pump" free?

Chuck hasn't updated his blarg in a week. I wonder why. Not. I used to
do some exhibit work for a company named B Braun that makes infusion
pumps, so I know a little bit about them. Mainly I know they're not
cheap. The irony of his "I'm getting the very best healthcare!!!"
comment and his "Three more rounds of chemo and then another
laproscopic surgery..." lament in juxtaposition to the anti-Obamacare
rant beneath it is simply priceless. I specifically call his comments
ironic to indicate that I am obviously a much nicer person than you
are, of course. You'd probably say something mean, wouldn't you? You
can be so inconsiderate sometimes.

Fred Hall

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On Wed, 23 May 2012 12:06:50 -0700 (PDT), Hieronymous 707
<hierony...@gmail.com> wrote in
<6671f613-5d81-4dc5...@x10g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>:
No comment

Hieronymous 707

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On May 24, 2:01 am, Fred Hall <fkh...@databasix.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 23 May 2012 12:06:50 -0700 (PDT), Hieronymous 707
> <hieronymous...@gmail.com> wrote in
> <6671f613-5d81-4dc5-ab05-bfd85fd0e...@x10g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>:
> No comment- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I know, I don't blame you. I can sound so stuck-up sometimes. Sorry
about that. I don't know what comes over me. I'll try to do better.
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