Source:
http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/programs/2006/12/18/#tuesday
<quote>
Charles Dickens wrote, "I have always thought of Christmas time,
as ... the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year,
when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts
freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were
fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures
bound on other journeys. And therefore ... though it has never put
a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done
me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
</quote>
( Note: Charles Dickens was NOT a member of the Rat Pack. )
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give a few days, dockery will claim he was. heh...
most sincerely,
GodBuilt
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Charles Dickens /did/ appear on Bonanza, though.
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that was an actor, dockery.
and the earth is round.
and if you have two rocks, and find two other rocks and put them with the two
original rocks that you had, that would mean you'd have four rocks.
knowledge is important, dockery. very important.
> > On 19 December in 1843, Charles Dickens published "A Christmas Carol".
> >
> > Source:
> > http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/programs/2006/12/18/#tuesday
> > <quote>
> > Charles Dickens wrote, "I have always thought of Christmas time,
> > as ... the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year,
> > when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts
> > freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were
> > fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures
> > bound on other journeys. And therefore ... though it has never put
> > a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done
> > me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
> > </quote>
> >
> > ( Note: Charles Dickens was NOT a member of the Rat Pack. )
>
> Charles Dickens /did/ appear on Bonanza, though.
This thread is about a true historical event concerning
the real Charles Dickens, not about Jonathan Harris who
played the part of Charles Dickens in a Bonanza fantasy.
So no, Duck, Charles Dickens did not appear on Bonanza.
Do try to aspire towards some dignity, you stunted putz.
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Seriously, there has just got to be a nuclear waste dump
with massive leakage near Shadowy; I mean, what else can
explain the arrested mentality of the Shadowians?
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Yeah, Doctor Smith of Lost In Space.
Of course not. The Ghost of Christmas Future (Tommy Bishop) was.
Notice the Nach'ul Rhythm with which he pointed out Scrooge's worm
farm.
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> In article <1166579235.0...@48g2000cwx.googlegroups.com>, Will Dockery
> says...
>
>>>On 19 December in 1843, Charles Dickens published "A Christmas Carol".
>>>
>>>Source:
>>>http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/programs/2006/12/18/#tuesday
>>><quote>
>>>Charles Dickens wrote, "I have always thought of Christmas time,
>>>as ... the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year,
>>>when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts
>>>freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were
>>>fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures
>>>bound on other journeys. And therefore ... though it has never put
>>>a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done
>>>me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
>>></quote>
>>>
>>>( Note: Charles Dickens was NOT a member of the Rat Pack. )
>>
>>Charles Dickens /did/ appear on Bonanza, though.
>
>
> that was an actor, dockery.
>
> and the earth is round.
>
> and if you have two rocks, and find two other rocks and put them with the two
> original rocks that you had, that would mean you'd have four rocks.
(SSsshhhh. He did. He's still expecting them to breed more Pet
Rocks, now that he's collected all four sexes.)
>
> knowledge is important, dockery. very important.
>
> most sincerely,
>
> GodBuilt
>
>
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>
> Bonanza fantasy.
>
Jesus H. Christ, don't tell Duckurpy.
(He's still trying to figure out why Lorne Ingalls Cartwright didn't
simply vaporise Ringo with his Viper Fighter.)
> Do try to aspire towards some dignity, you stunted putz.
I'm gonna quote you early and often!
Renay
see? it wasn't Charles Dickens, crackertrash.
do you see why we call you, quite rightfully, stupid?
i didn't think you could.
In the context of the Bonanza episode it was... look up "willful
suspension of disbelief", pal.
And grow an imagination while you're at it.
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heh...
so, what's next with him, huh? lets see if we can get him to believe that Andy
Warhol was a member of the Rat Pack, what do you say? and don't worry about me
mentioning it here in the newsgroup where he can read it, he forgets everything
he reads several seconds after he's read it. i can imagine what they must do
with him when he delivers pizza: pin the address of the customer on the front of
his shirt, push him out the door, and hope someone on the street will lead him
in the right direction.
they must lose a lot of pizzas that way. but then again dockery's probably their
best delivery guy.
> On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat <c...@NOSPAMscientist.com> said:
> > >
> > >> On 19 December in 1843, Charles Dickens published "A Christmas Carol".
> > >>
> > >> Source:
> > >> http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/programs/2006/12/18/#tuesday
> > >> <quote>
> > >> Charles Dickens wrote, "I have always thought of Christmas time,
> > >> as ... the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year,
> > >> when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts
> > >> freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were
> > >> fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures
> > >> bound on other journeys. And therefore ... though it has never put
> > >> a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done
> > >> me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
> > >> </quote>
> > >>
> > >> ( Note: Charles Dickens was NOT a member of the Rat Pack. )
> > >
> > > Charles Dickens /did/ appear on Bonanza, though.
> >
> > that was an actor, dockery.
>
> Yeah, Doctor Smith of Lost In Space.
Doctor Smith was not an actor, you ignorant psychotic weasel,
he was a doctor of environmental psychology. Johnathan Harris
was an actor who played the psychotic weasel Doctor Smith on
Lost in Space. A bit ironic that you should mention him, eh?
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We could discuss the new film based on Edie Sedgewick, if you're able.
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Will Dockery videos:
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Shadowian pizzas are always delivered late --
that causes them to be pre-penicillined which
helps reduce traffic down at the free clinic.
Who says Shadowys aren't civically responsible?
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i don't need to! i have a nice life living in a real city, making a nice wage,
and co-mingling with people who bath. you're the one who needs the suspension of
disbelief.
>And grow an imagination while you're at it.
so you believe Bonanza is a display of excellent "imagination?" heh.
no wonder you're such a cracker.
heh..
<snip empty brags>
You're typing on Usenet, anonymously... you're free to be whatever your
imagination can conjure.
Willful suspension of disbelief is required for anyone to believe it...
or you could post proof for your claims.
> On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>
>> see? it wasn't Charles Dickens
>
> In the context of the Bonanza episode it was... look up "willful
> suspension of disbelief", pal.
It's "the willing suspension of disbelief for the moment...".
why? so you can blabber on endlessly about things you don't know or understand?
again?
Most sincerely,
Godbuilt
Hey, Stuart... good to catch you online, so I'll make this quick:
Please advise your friend Jeanne Khan that we have an X-mas truce
going, and that her continuing support of the racist Dennis Hammes is
putting a strain on the show... I feel (as I'm sure you do) that it'll
be quite difficult for us to enjoy the holidays if I'm sipping eggnog
and shooting dirty pool with ya'll while alternately firing scud
missles at the Khans.
"willing suspension of disbelief", et cetera.
i was just wondering.... how do any pizzas get made at CrackerKlan Pizza? i mean
think about it, none of them know how to read, or add, ya know? don't you have
to know what setting you need to place on the pizza oven to bake the pizza? or
how to add and subtract when people pay in cash? and don't you have to pay the
rent with a check, and the electricity bills as well? christ, none of them know
how to do any of those tasks...
i think they have a northerner, or someone not from the south, who really runs
and owns the place, and this gaggle of crackers we hear about are just his
"front" so that he continue to do business in the land of trash. i would imagine
the real owner has to do it this way because he's afraid of being accused of
being a Jew, or being burned as a witch because he knows how to count.
it's the only logical explanation, really.
Most sincerely,
Hey Drunkerty...you're always online, because you have no life:
Please advise your dad that my dad can beat him up and that
they're scheduled to meet by the monkey bars at recess to
settle this once and for all.
"grow the fuck up", et cetera.
Renay
NO! you don't miss anything, do you?
>anonymously...
don't assume that just because you're incredibly clueless means the rest of the
world outside of the American south is just as clueless as yourself.
>you're free to be whatever your imagination can conjure.
right, so you portray yourself as a pathetic alcoholic without a job. and thats
suppose to mean you have a good imagination? heh.
i love being right all the time.
>Willful suspension of disbelief is required for anyone to believe it...
>or you could post proof for your claims.
proof of what claims?
what are you talking about, crackertrash?
> .
> or post any piece of writing, or any link, that shows his life has a
> thing to do with poetry.
> And if it doesn't, why does he deserve attention on these poetry
> groups?
>
> .
It not only cleans mirrors,
but eyeglasses too!
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A safe wager that there's about zero chance of that happening, if the
little dink is who he seems to be.
> And if it doesn't, why does he deserve attention on these poetry
> groups?
Because he'll scream and stamp his little feet if he doesn't get it?
Hi cythera! You like links, doncha! Why did you like that PJR link so much? Tell
us what you really think.
Karla
>And if it doesn't, why does he deserve attention on these poetry
>groups?
>
>.
>
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>
>cythera wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> > On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>> > > Will Dockery says...
>> > > >On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>
>> > > >> see? it wasn't Charles Dickens
>> > > >
>> > > >look up "willful
>> > > >suspension of disbelief", pal.
>> > >
>> > > i don't need to! i have a nice life living in a real city, making a nice wage
>> >
>> > <snip empty brags>
>> >
>> > You're typing on Usenet, anonymously... you're free to be whatever your
>> > imagination can conjure.
>> >
>> > Willful suspension of disbelief is required for anyone to believe it...
>> > or you could post proof for your claims.
>> .
>> or post any piece of writing, or any link, that shows his life has a
>> thing to do with poetry.
I suppose someone could send Twitch to
http://jjwebb.ihwy.com/rosycrossfather/cracks.html
but I'm fairly certain he won't understand. I mean,
he NEVER does. It's hilarious.
-blue
>
>A safe wager that there's about zero chance of that happening, if the
>little dink is who he seems to be.
>
>> And if it doesn't, why does he deserve attention on these poetry
>> groups?
>
>Because he'll scream and stamp his little feet if he doesn't get it?
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Bill Minor * Robert Sward <> Internet Broadsides
Morton Marcus * Renay <> Contemporary American Poetry
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>
> cythera wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>>> Will Dockery says...
>>>>> On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>
>>>>>> see? it wasn't Charles Dickens
>>>>>
>>>>> look up "willful
>>>>> suspension of disbelief", pal.
>>>>
>>>> i don't need to! i have a nice life living in a real city, making a nice
>>>> wage
>>>
>>> <snip empty brags>
>>>
>>> You're typing on Usenet, anonymously... you're free to be whatever your
>>> imagination can conjure.
>>>
>>> Willful suspension of disbelief is required for anyone to believe it...
>>> or you could post proof for your claims.
>> .
>> or post any piece of writing, or any link, that shows his life has a
>> thing to do with poetry.
>
> A safe wager that there's about zero chance of that happening, if the
> little dink is who he seems to be.
>
>> And if it doesn't, why does he deserve attention on these poetry
>> groups?
>
> Because he'll scream and stamp his little feet if he doesn't get it?
>
remember Blind Lemon Puss-in-Boots?
Loves to eat them mouseys
Mouseys what I loves to eat
Bites they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet
-- B Kliban
<snip>
Thanks but no thanks, as usual, little guy.
>
>Beau Blue wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> >cythera wrote:
>> >> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >> > > >> see? it wasn't Charles Dickens
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >look up "willful
>> >> > > >suspension of disbelief", pal.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > i don't need to! i have a nice life living in a real city, making a nice wage
>> >> >
>> >> > <snip empty brags>
>> >> >
>> >> > You're typing on Usenet, anonymously... you're free to be whatever your
>> >> > imagination can conjure.
>> >> >
>> >> > Willful suspension of disbelief is required for anyone to believe it...
>> >> > or you could post proof for your claims.
>> >> .
>> >> or post any piece of writing, or any link, that shows his life has a
>> >> thing to do with poetry.
>>
>> I suppose someone could send
>
><snip>
a link was asked for, "any piece of writing, or any link, that shows
his life has a thing to do with poetry."
a link was provided.
a link was snipped.
Bill's 80 IQ at full throttle. There could be smoke, no, no, just a
spaz on a neck muscle and that merciful buzz that tells him it's time
for another drink. Can't show drunks nothin', it's true. That's
sad
you know.
-blue
>
>Thanks but no thanks, as usual, little guy.
~ Beau Blue Presents ~ <> http://members.cruzio.com/~jjwebb
you really don't like being shown to be a moron when you made your McKuen and
the Rat Pack comment, do you, dockery? heh..
remember, Charles Dickens didn't appear in Bonanza, dockery, ok? heh.
most sincerely,
GodBuilt
To Everyone But cythera who doesn't open certain messages: do you think cythera
just assumes that the messages (by the "names [that] appear under [hers]) are
gross since she isn't opening them? does cythera just assume that the messages
(by the "names [that] appear under [hers]) are directed to her, or is she
secretly opening them? Holiday intrigue abounds!
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Cythera reads everyone's messages, that is obvious.
It's also obvious she is hurting. She came (back?)
here hell-bent to control what and how others post
but she only met resistance, so she went ballistic
and psychotic enough to participate in a circlesuck
that came close to winning an a.u.k award. She has
spit at everyone that has responded to her except
those like psychopaths that use her as a slingshot.
Cythera is pissed and hurting and she's showing it
in the only way she knows how... belligerence.
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It's a persona thing, and I doubt it goes very much deeper than that. I
don't think she spit at me, but if one of us pushes the other pushes back.
It's a shame the arena is like an abandoned saloon, there's hardly anyone
who can be cythera's ally, except for Will, who's got a lot of baggage to
tote, and blankverse, who's bad for business. It's tough when you don't get
enough support, you can start feeling isolated and seeing everything through
an ever-narrowing vignette. Just because her sensibilities have been
insulted by what she has seen become of aapc is no reason to impune her
sincere motivation. Everyone here is like that, but with different boiling
points.
To respond to morons like you takes a lot of time.
>
> Please advise your dad that my dad can beat him up and that
> they're scheduled to meet by the monkey bars at recess to
> settle this once and for all.
The concept that you have a /dad/ is too funny.
>
> "grow the fuck up", et cetera.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The pissant baby of Usenet pisses..
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Please include your fellow kooks, idiot!
Tell 'um how cool a moron like Dickens is.
What an idiot...
You are a blow-job moron.
I suppose someone could convince you
how idiotic you are.
But you have your finance figures, eh, moron.
> Thanks but no thanks, as usual, little guy.
Blu boi isa loser, as usual...
Poetry is a loser, in case you havn't noticed.
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> Bill's 80 IQ at full throttle.
You project from your 60 IQ
> There could be smoke, no, no, just a
> spaz on a neck muscle and that merciful buzz that tells him it's time
> for another drink. Can't show drunks nothin', it's true. That's
> sad
> you know.
The concept that you can linebreak is a fun fantasy.
Get a clue, FAT-idiot.
Your email is shit....
No, you. saggy moron...
>
> Please advise your dad that my dad can beat him up and that
> they're scheduled to meet by the monkey bars at recess to
> settle this once and for all.
You are such a joke.
>
> "grow the fuck up", et cetera.
You are a moron...
(you can prove otherwise, but you are a pissant)
> Hi cythera! You like links, doncha! Why did you like that PJR link so much? Tell
> us what you really think.
If your mouth was big enough you might suck dick.
Your /thing/ for Cyth is very lesbo...
> In article <VbmdnTbxePr1mBTY...@onvoy.com>, Dennis M. Hammes
> says...
>
>>On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <1166579235.0...@48g2000cwx.googlegroups.com>, Will Dockery
>>>says...
>>>
>>>
You've heard the "Where there's all this shit, there must be a pony"
Rule. Well, there's a Rule of Psychology (I wrote it) insisting that
everybody's moral (yes, even the Dockery, but bear with me here).
The only way Dockery is ever gonna get a pony is if the shit
produces the pony. (The same is true of Gold Stars, magnets, and
personal relationships.)
THEREFORE, according to Classical Greek Logic, the shit produces the
pony, and he simply will not look at any contrary opinion long enough
to remember it (the three stages take ten seconds, two minutes, and
ten minutes, respectively, and can be voided at any step of the process).
Because if he /does/ look at any alternative to the shit's
producing the pony, he won't get the pony. (Why, he might not even
Go To Heaven.)
And if he doesn't remember it, it never happened, since he's
perfectly capable of doing exactly the same thing to The Archives
(the book-burning in both cases is physical).
What makes him a psychopath is that the erasures take place entirely
inside his closet and nowhere else.
What makes a psychopath a psychopath is that he can erase that
observation, too.
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> In article <1166634075....@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Will Dockery
> says...
>
>>
>>On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>
>>>so, what's next with him, huh? lets see if we can get him to believe that Andy
>>>Warhol was a member of the Rat Pack, what do you say?
>>
>>We could discuss the new film based on Edie Sedgewick, if you're able.
>
>
> why? so you can blabber on endlessly about things you don't know or understand?
>
> again?
>
No; because Sedgewick, like Warhol, was a member of the Rat Pack, and
he thinks you don't know that.
>
> i was just wondering.... how do any pizzas get made at CrackerKlan Pizza? i mean
> think about it, none of them know how to read, or add, ya know? don't you have
> to know what setting you need to place on the pizza oven to bake the pizza? or
> how to add and subtract when people pay in cash? and don't you have to pay the
> rent with a check, and the electricity bills as well? christ, none of them know
> how to do any of those tasks...
>
That's why "Dockery's Secretary" (I forget the name, as usual) is the
one who keeps the books, signs the checks, pays the insurance, sets
the ovens, determines portion control, mops the floors, takes out the
trash, "and all the things that cooks do."
All Duckurpy needs to do is remember where he is in a ten-block
delivery area, which is why it takes a half hour.
> i think they have a northerner, or someone not from the south, who really runs
> and owns the place, and this gaggle of crackers we hear about are just his
> "front" so that he continue to do business in the land of trash. i would imagine
> the real owner has to do it this way because he's afraid of being accused of
> being a Jew, or being burned as a witch because he knows how to count.
>
> it's the only logical explanation, really.
Actually, he's seD so in so many words. Trouble is, he types so many
words almost nobody reads 'em all.
(/We/ know that the shit doesn't produce the pony.)
>
> Most sincerely,
>
> GodBuilt
poems are just garlic to a vampire with you, aren't they?
Renay
It seems so. And if our poems are garlic to his undead vampyric body
contained in a sepulcher, we need to switch to a quicker, less smelly,
more deadly-than-dead method of deterrent.
Diana
It's a steak-out! BYOB!
<snip same old Karla-whine>
No offense intended, Karla, but Cythera doesn't want to read your posts
because of your lies /and/ your defense of racist homophobes such as
Dennis Hammes.
ahh, yes, i see, like all southern men, he lets the woman do all the work, and
then he takes all the credit for her efforts and brags about how productive he
is.
a point well made, Mr. Dennis. and of course now that i agree with you on a
single point of disccusion, then i must be a racist, sexist and homophobe!!!
it's dockery-world, where everything is easy in the short term!
this explains a lot. like a living-breath State of Oceania. he's always been at
war with Eurasia, until he forgets he was at war with Eurasia.
could it be the alcohol?
no, worse. the wasted life, with the occasional realization, that he'd never
admit, that it's been wasted. the alcohol is merely a tool to assist him in
blocking out the knowledge a wasted life.
but i must admit, it amuses me.
Most Sincerely,
> like all southern men
You know, I mean, really, dude.
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with dockery it's fishing season all year around.
most sincerely,
>> <snip>
>>
>> Thanks but no thanks, as usual, little guy.
>
> poems are just garlic to a vampire with you, aren't they?
Are you alleging that you have a concept of poetry.
You would need to convince me.
Gary Frankfurth and Britanny are running most of the "shop stuff" you
mention, which is a normal setup for a pizzajoint of PP's size. Check
with a small time-local pizzajoint in your area and you'll find that
cook/managers do all the things needed to keep the shop going, since
you don't seem to know shit about it.
I sit around and post to Usenet and deliver stacks of pizza when the
orders come in, with a couple of local kids (Viking and Oggle) taking
in the morning-lunch deliveries.
I also created the Charles Dickens Calzone early this morning, which is
steak, peppers and onions topped with cheddar and mozerella cheese with
a "bloody mary" style maranara dipping sauce... great breakfast fare.
Thanks for the continued interest in and support for Parnello's Pizza
(706-569-7272)!
so they must not be from the south.
>which is a normal setup for a pizzajoint of PP's size. Check
>with a small time-local pizzajoint in your area and you'll find that
>cook/managers do all the things needed to keep the shop going, since
>you don't seem to know shit about it.
having worked a fair share of pizza places in my misbegotten college youth, i
can say for certain that all eating establishments need someone who can read,
write and count.
and that's why i ask the question, who does the work at this place?
>I sit around and post to Usenet and deliver stacks of pizza when the
>orders come in, with a couple of local kids (Viking and Oggle) taking
>in the morning-lunch deliveries.
you aspire for so much in your life.
what passes for one.
>I also created the Charles Dickens Calzone early this morning, which is
>steak, peppers and onions topped with cheddar and mozerella cheese with
>a "bloody mary" style maranara dipping sauce... great breakfast fare.
but you don't know even know who Charles Dickens is, right?
Most sincerely,
Since you haven't written one in years... are you saying you "suck"?
Drunkerty, don't you find it hard to
stand up without a spine?
Renay
She wishes she could suck.
But, really God -- poetry is fucked.
To call yourself a poet is ludicrous.
Where are the TV commercials for poetry /artistees/...???
The TV ADs for video games are a major revenue.
Rivals the refi morons.
Since you don't watch /it/ --- just some news.
I'm blessed with an HDR, and don't watch commercials much
but they aren't really avoidable... "Whole lot of video games."
I hope you realize that the copyright infringement associated
with recording a clearly valuable /work/ --- called "time-delayed"
is something that Sony paid millions(?) for...
The case lost once, and Sony continued.
I used to own a Betamax.
The world would be different if they gave up.
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>
bullseye, Ms. Renay. heh.
most sincerely,
I saw a television ad for Rod McKuen once, I think.
But the new Charles Dickens Calzone is the focus of the moment, and
Poetry Night/music is set to kick off here in a couple of hours, then a
shot at the stage of the Crystal Valley Saloon, /then/ over for an
Uptown Tap performance.
Any of you doing /three/ poetry performances /tonight/ but me, let it
be known... don't me shy.
Otherwise, though... I lead the way on Usenet poetry.
...once I think... :)
>
> But the new Charles Dickens Calzone is the focus of the moment, and
> Poetry Night/music is set to kick off here in a couple of hours, then a
> shot at the stage of the Crystal Valley Saloon, /then/ over for an
> Uptown Tap performance.
Not like a Bar Crawl of SF, but awesome, I'm sure. :)
>
> Any of you doing /three/ poetry performances /tonight/ but me, let it
> be known... don't me shy.
>
> Otherwise, though... I lead the way on Usenet poetry.
And bravo, God...
what hilarious is that he actually believes this.
> Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:
>
> > Renny wrote:
> >
> >> poems are just garlic to a vampire
> >
> > Since you haven't written one in years... are you saying you "suck"?
>
> Drunkerty, don't you find it hard to
> stand up without a spine?
>
> Renay
Duck doesn't stand, he hangs
from the tit of ridiculous.
--
Cm~
"you're dumb. shut up."
- Renay gives Dockery
some good advice.
(22 Jan 2006)
> Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:
> > I lead the way on Usenet poetry.
>
> what hilarious is that he actually believes this.
It's true though, fighting all the way,
just like it says at the end of this:
<html><pre><tt>
--------------------------------
Dodgeweave Duck Strikes Again!
--------------------------------
Oh, no! Pepperonite! I'm fukd!
___ /
/_, \
(@@)===
C__/ /
UU\(___
/|/(\\__
|. ||\ \_
||D||| \
||D|||_____\
|| |||
Faster than a speeding meltdown.
More pathetic than a ludicrous rant.
Able to bleat tall babblings in a single post.
Look, a head up an ass!
It's a bird! ..!.,
It's a whine!
It's Dodgeweave Duck!
Yes, it's Dodgeweave Duck,
strained discharge from planet Yeranus
who came to birth with polyps
and hemorrhoids far beyond those
of most anal crybabies.
Dodgeweave Duck,
who can fill a group with pissy rivers,
quack shit with his duck lips,
and who, disguised as Carp Kook,
stumbling mumbling retorter
for a group in need of toilet paper,
fights a never-winning battle
for kooks,
jackasses,
and the Fucken Moron way.
</tt></pre></html>
BTW, I believe Duck has posted "Charles Dickens"
more times than my prediction of 27.
--
Cm~
Terry Jacks, who covered RMc's "Seasons In The Sun".
> > But the new Charles Dickens Calzone is the focus of the moment, and
> > Poetry Night/music is set to kick off here in a couple of hours, then a
> > shot at the stage of the Crystal Valley Saloon, /then/ over for an
> > Uptown Tap performance.
>
> Not like a Bar Crawl of SF, but awesome, I'm sure. :)
Frisco in the Beat era must have been fantastic... not so sure I'd dig
it these days, I'm just a country-western-rockabilly kind of fellow, as
ya'll know.
> > Any of you doing /three/ poetry performances /tonight/ but me, let it
> > be known... don't me shy.
> >
> > Otherwise, though... I lead the way on Usenet poetry.
>
> And bravo, God...
If anyone can match my performance and performance schedule, one down
tonight with two yet to come, bring it on, I love reading of the
triumphs of other poets, unlike the jealous do-nothings here on the
groups.
--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq
> >> AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In.
Simply hold the sharp stick correctly.
>
> Diana
> It's a steak-out! BYOB!
>
Only if cythera shakes her leg hard enough.
> Renay <rena...@yahoo.com> said:
>
>
>>Goober Duck Will "Bad Talent Hack" Dockery quacked:
>>
>>
>>>Renny wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>poems are just garlic to a vampire
>>>
>>>Since you haven't written one in years... are you saying you "suck"?
>>
>>Drunkerty, don't you find it hard to
>>stand up without a spine?
>>
>>Renay
>
>
> Duck doesn't stand, he hangs
> from the tit of ridiculous.
>
??? Ida seD cythera is "ludicrous."
> In article <NoKdncj70bW5xhfY...@onvoy.com>, Dennis M. Hammes
> says...
>
>>On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>
>>
>>>i was just wondering.... how do any pizzas get made at CrackerKlan Pizza? i mean
>>>think about it, none of them know how to read, or add, ya know? don't you have
>>>to know what setting you need to place on the pizza oven to bake the pizza? or
>>>how to add and subtract when people pay in cash? and don't you have to pay the
>>>rent with a check, and the electricity bills as well? christ, none of them know
>>>how to do any of those tasks...
>>>
>>
>>That's why "Dockery's Secretary" (I forget the name, as usual) is the
>>one who keeps the books, signs the checks, pays the insurance, sets
>>the ovens, determines portion control, mops the floors, takes out the
>>trash, "and all the things that cooks do."
>> All Duckurpy needs to do is remember where he is in a ten-block
>>delivery area, which is why it takes a half hour.
>
>
> ahh, yes, i see, like all southern men, he lets the woman do all the work, and
> then he takes all the credit for her efforts and brags about how productive he
> is.
>
> a point well made, Mr. Dennis. and of course now that i agree with you on a
> single point of disccusion, then i must be a racist, sexist and homophobe!!!
>
> it's dockery-world, where everything is easy in the short term!
>
> most sincerely,
>
> GodBuilt
>
>
It's too bad you weren't here to see j r bounce him around.
The only thing Duckurpy has in common with poetry is that he's
been easy for /years/.
> In article <1eqdndqJtI2BxBfY...@onvoy.com>, Dennis M. Hammes
> says...
>
>>
>>What makes him a psychopath is that the erasures take place entirely
>>inside his closet and nowhere else.
>> What makes a psychopath a psychopath is that he can erase that
>>observation, too.
>
>
> this explains a lot. like a living-breath State of Oceania. he's always been at
> war with Eurasia, until he forgets he was at war with Eurasia.
>
> could it be the alcohol?
>
> no, worse. the wasted life, with the occasional realization, that he'd never
> admit, that it's been wasted. the alcohol is merely a tool to assist him in
> blocking out the knowledge a wasted life.
It usually is. (It's always a mindwipe of /something/.)
>
> but i must admit, it amuses me.
In the way that AMTRAK is often amusing, yes.
It always is, with "roughfish" (junk).
<Bluesnip>
I came back to this since you later claimed your link related to "On
The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built", specifically Cythera's "...or post
any piece of writing, or any link, that shows his life has a thing to
do with poetry."
Unless you're making the claim that Robert Sward /is/ "On The Highways
and Bi-Ways God Built", the link you posted and whined about me
snipping yesterday is (relatively) worthless.
And I notice you still haven't made the "Will Dockery" video you
ballyhooed months ago, Blue. Get it finished so I can add it to:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq
Or just whine and stamp your little feet as I remain everything you
wish you had been, little feller.
He does come across as miserable and bitter, with a thin spray of
boasts.
> or maybe you're just confused about what "nice" means. (you seem so
> easily confused.)
"Karla Rogers is JR Sherman!" -Ultimate Poet
> "JR Sherman to Hammes:
>
> '"beating faggots Dennis?
> curious. do you beat them for being faggots, or just because you think
> they may be faggots? does it happen when they look at you, ya know, in
> that faggot way? do you beat themselves by yourself, or do get some of
> your friends with the brown shirts to assist you?
> and hopefully you don't neglect the kikes, niggers, spics, chinks, and
> that always popular group to beat, the bitches.'"
No, I'm not making THAT claim at all.
> the link you posted and whined about me
>snipping yesterday is (relatively) worthless.
Except as absolute proof that God Built's life has "a thing to do with
poetry". Of course one has to have more than six working brain cells
and the ability to understand simple English sentences. Or one needs
the ability to construct a google search string, a suspicion on who GB
might really be, and the skillset necessary to comprehend the results
of that search.
Oh wait ....
-blue
Of course, most everyone knew it would swoosh right over your thick
skull, Twitch. There were wagers and everything. really.
You truly are as sloppy at reading as you are at writing you know.
Still the class example of someone without the slightest ability to
comprehend what's going on all around you. Sad, Twitch, really.
>
>And I notice you still haven't made the "Will Dockery" video you
>ballyhooed months ago, Blue.
Now you're begging for it, huh? Unbecoming in an /all-tard/, er,
all-star, you know?
>Get it finished so I can add it to:
>http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq
>
>Or just whine and stamp your little feet as I remain everything you
>wish you had been, little feller.
~ Beau Blue Presents ~ <> http://members.cruzio.com/~jjwebb
Bill Minor * Robert Sward <> Internet Broadsides
Morton Marcus * Renay <> Contemporary American Poetry
~ Blue's Cruzio Cafe ~ <> http://members.cruzio.com/~cafe
> miserable and bitter
--
Cm~
my god, that one went so far over his head it achieved orbit.
>> the link you posted and whined about me
>>snipping yesterday is (relatively) worthless.
>
>Except as absolute proof that God Built's life has "a thing to do with
>poetry". Of course one has to have more than six working brain cells
>and the ability to understand simple English sentences. Or one needs
>the ability to construct a google search string, a suspicion on who GB
>might really be, and the skillset necessary to comprehend the results
>of that search.
>
>Oh wait ....
didn't everyone sort figure that one out like about 17 seconds (or shorter)
after the first post?
>Of course, most everyone knew it would swoosh right over your thick
>skull, Twitch. There were wagers and everything. really.
good lord, it was over his head, into orbit, then started a grand tour of the
planets.
>You truly are as sloppy at reading as you are at writing you know.
>Still the class example of someone without the slightest ability to
>comprehend what's going on all around you. Sad, Twitch, really.
the cluelessness has to be on purpose. nothing could be this stupid. not even
rocks.
>>And I notice you still haven't made the "Will Dockery" video you
>>ballyhooed months ago, Blue.
>
>Now you're begging for it, huh? Unbecoming in an /all-tard/, er,
>all-star, you know?
heh...
most sincerely,
Robert Sward
(no, not really, but is the Retard King gonna read this far? no.)
Sometimes she really is... like the time she confused Cybil Sheppard
with Jodie Foster.
> > > "JR Sherman to Hammes:
> > >
> > > "'beating faggots Dennis?
> > > curious. do you beat them for being faggots, or just because you think
> > > they may be faggots? does it happen when they look at you, ya know, in
> > > that faggot way? do you beat themselves by yourself, or do get some of
> > > your friends with the brown shirts to assist you?
> > > and hopefully you don't neglect the kikes, niggers, spics, chinks, and
> > > that always popular group to beat, the bitches.'"
> .
> "I wrote that to Chuckles."
> -- the new, "improved" sherman
JRS is the same old roadkill he ever was.
Exactly!
More fun than you can shake a stake at.
Ready, aim, stake your claim.
Great. Same song stuck in my head:
"Omaha. Somewhere in middle America
Get right to the heart of matters
It's the heart that matters more"
-Counting Crows
Diana
When the sp(ea)rit moves you.
> When the sp(ea)rit moves you.
Sprit? WTFrick is SPRIT?
Showing a little Christmas sprit just sounds gross to me.
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Diana wrote:
>>
>>>Renay wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Will Dockery" <opb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:1166650434.1...@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Thanks but no thanks, as usual, little guy.
>>>>
>>>>poems are just garlic to a vampire with you, aren't they?
>>>>
>>>>Renay
>>>
>>>
>>>It seems so. And if our poems are garlic to his undead vampyric body
>>>contained in a sepulcher, we need to switch to a quicker, less smelly,
>>>more deadly-than-dead method of deterrent.
>>
>>
>>Simply hold the sharp stick correctly.
>
>
> Exactly!
>
> More fun than you can shake a stake at.
>
> Ready, aim, stake your claim.
>
> Great. Same song stuck in my head:
>
> "Omaha. Somewhere in middle America
> Get right to the heart of matters
> It's the heart that matters more"
>
> -Counting Crows
>
> Diana
> When the sp(ea)rit moves you.
>
Heh. But the "sharp stick" is a pencil.
And you can kill every vampire in the discourse just by "holding
it correctly."
N.B.: The "cross" is the quillons on a sword, the "garlic" is a lab
(it usually smells like garlic to the untrained nose).
Re vampires, both are used primarily to sharpen (define) the stick.
Pl. "spritz," with lotsa butter and sugar and a cherry in the middle.
'Tis the Season.
I've a dumb shitty little soft aluminum replacement version of the
original Mirro spritz press, with shitty little aluminum feet that
collapsed (or were made that way) which squash the cooky to half its
height of the Good Old Days, so I haven't used it but the once.
I should fix that.
N.B.: The bowsprit on a sloop will kill a vampire if you can anchor
him in front of it. Or just tie a rope to each end, position and pull.
blu-moron, go to your corner.
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>
And unless Blue's claiming Robert Sward is this "God built" person,
wothless, as I've already pointed out.
--
"Wobble" by Dockery-Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery videos:
http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq
> --
I tend to think "let poets die" then simmer in a clam sauce for
50 years.
Or you can fry them like limas in a chilli-lemon glaze.
Chef's choice... :)
Recipes below: -----------------
(seen my new movie: http://Movies.Here.Nu/Worm.wmv ?)
From copyright's perspective this all belongs to me...
(for the record... Not that it matters as long as one treds
softly... for example, my rip of the Moody Blues in:
http://clitin.com/Wild4.html
... and the better: http://clitin.com/Wild11.wmv
---requires a peace-train. Terrible infringement.
Soundin' louder, everyone jump on the peace-train.
...heh, if they want me to stop plugging them all
they have to do is say so. Or hack my recipes.
And think how terrible:
http://Movies.Here.Nu/Caroline.wmv
But /that/ -- fucken rocks... Thx, Doug Yule, etc porn model.
I just wish Maps.Gurgle.Calm would get back to me.
I'll have one of the Miami area, soon...
Maybe I should do it with Yule, or your stuff?
>X-No-Archive: Yes
>> > "Beau Blue" wrote:
>> > > "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>>
>> > >>I came back to this since you later claimed your link related to "On
>> > >>The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built", specifically Cythera's "...or post
>> > >>any piece of writing, or any link, that shows his life has a thing to
>> > >>do with poetry."
>.
>
>> > >>Unless you're making the claim that Robert Sward /is/ "On The Highways
>> > >>and Bi-Ways God Built",
>> > >
>> > > No, I'm not making THAT claim at all.
>.
>.
>Whatever he's claiming (if anything), we're supposed to work it out.
>Why would this man choose to be direct, when that would interfere with
>his private joke and game, all at another person's expense?
>What a cool person.
If Twitch actually knew how to read and comprehend English it would be
less a 'private joke' and more a natural answer to the request for a
link to something that shows GB's (G, stands for god?) life has "a
thing to do with poetry." But since Bill doesn't read well, hasn't any
real intellectual curiousity, is incapable of any thoughts other than
those that reinforce his delusions, he's left mystified - again. Just
as his minion, his sycophant and the transparent fungus growing on the
underside of posts are mystified. This is why everyone thinks he's
hilarious. And that explains why he gets walked as often as he does.
"... all at another person's /expense/"? Let's hope not. Bill's bread
delivery career doesn't pay him enough to allow him to pay for
lessons. Is why he's only got that faux GED, you know. And that's
sad
you know.
-blue
> If Twitch actually knew how to read and comprehend English it would be
> less a 'private joke' and more a natural answer to the request for a
> link to something that shows GB's (G, stands for god?)
Really, WOW... What a knowledgeable moron.
Pass the gravy.
You are so dumb it smells... Not privately...
> Tell 'um how cool a moron like Dickens is.
Uh-huh. Pathetic, irrelevant non-poet, you are, Mouse.
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Wouldn't it be easier for this "GB" person to post a poem, if it has
any?
Meanwhile Blue's doing as little "work" as possible, and when he does,
it comes out as either a chiched thud or jealous whining parody.
> Why would this man choose to be direct, when that would interfere with
> his private joke and game, all at another person's expense?
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg
The Trickster Dwarf?
> What a cool person.
Obviously you're using the Hammes definition of "cool" here.
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> jealous whining
--
Cm~
Not at all, just pointing out that the whole idea was just more
bullshit from you, or:
> >Get it finished so I can add it to:
> >http://tinyurl.com/yfmzeq
You know that I'll be making "fair use" of it.
> >Or just whine and stamp your little feet
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/187/4288/320/jjclr4125a1.jpg
> as I remain everything you
> >wish you had been, little feller.
--
> just more
>bullshit from you