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NancyGene

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Oct 30, 2023, 8:43:51 PM10/30/23
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https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt

If there were any doubt about the state of Will Donkey's finances, the pictures he posted make it clear that he is completely in the rag bin. Zoom in on his shoes, which are falling apart and filthy. See the cropped version above.

We know he has no soul, but now we suspect he has no soles either.

Michael Pendragon

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Oct 30, 2023, 10:25:59 PM10/30/23
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Damn. Those suckers ought to be fumigated and condemned... and labeled as "Toxic Waste," sealed in a lead container and sent to outer space.

Maybe Sarah Donkeytits can GoFundHim for a new pair.


Michael Pendragon
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-- Will Dockery



NancyGene

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Oct 31, 2023, 7:51:03 AM10/31/23
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On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:25:59 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 8:43:51 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> >
> > If there were any doubt about the state of Will Donkey's finances, the pictures he posted make it clear that he is completely in the rag bin. Zoom in on his shoes, which are falling apart and filthy. See the cropped version above.
> >
> > We know he has no soul, but now we suspect he has no soles either.
> Damn. Those suckers ought to be fumigated and condemned... and labeled as "Toxic Waste," sealed in a lead container and sent to outer space.

Those are the same shoes that he has worn for the past 10 years. Shabby. We can understand how the bottoms of shoes can be worn out, but the tops? It's almost as if he has been on his knees and scuffing the tops while doing that. What could he have been doing on his knees that would rip and tear the tops of the shoes?
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> Maybe Sarah Donkeytits can GoFundHim for a new pair.
We wonder what her footwear was. Whatever they were, they must have exposed 10 little fat piggies.

NancyGene

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Oct 31, 2023, 10:32:43 AM10/31/23
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We bought five new pairs of shoes this summer. Donkey has one pair to his name, and those are in shreds (sheds).

NancyGene

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Feb 22, 2024, 12:14:32 AM2/22/24
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