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Inside the Child-like Mind of Will Dockery

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Edward Rochester Esq.

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Sep 21, 2020, 8:42:10 PM9/21/20
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Feel free to fill this space in.

NancyGene

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Sep 22, 2020, 7:02:41 AM9/22/20
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On Tuesday, September 22, 2020 at 12:42:10 AM UTC, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> Feel free to fill this space in.

Nothing to see there. How about "inside the whale-sized stomach of Will Dockery." There must be a lot of carbohydrates in there.

Hieronymous Corey

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Sep 22, 2020, 7:07:07 AM9/22/20
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Jonah.

Conley Brothers

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Sep 22, 2020, 2:43:07 PM9/22/20
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On Monday, September 21, 2020 at 8:42:10 PM UTC-4, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> Feel free to fill this space in.

Like a child, Will has created a make believe world in which there is no responsibility nor consequences for his poor life choices. It's dubbed a mythos yet the real people in his life, wife and children, have suffered outside of his fantasy land.

madeforz...@yahoo.com

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Sep 22, 2020, 3:29:04 PM9/22/20
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It's called "Safe Space", although Will's probably has cigarette butts, broken glass, bottles of Nyquil and Dayquil and random dropped pennies around the edges.

ME

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Sep 22, 2020, 5:42:47 PM9/22/20
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On Monday, September 21, 2020 at 8:42:10 PM UTC-4, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> Feel free to fill this space in.


This is as good a place, as any, to have this conversation.
I prefer not to post on will’s threads. It defeats the purpose.
So let’s have the conversation about my site here.

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On Tuesday, September 22, 2020 at 2:05:02 PM UTC-4, Dental River wrote:
> On Tuesday, September 22, 2020 at 9:46:03 AM UTC-7, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > >
> > > Zaaaaaawww-roooooooooooow!
> > >
> > > While ME still controls the account, I notice we are up to 5,246
> > > comments on the Zorro video. Dreckweasel still cannot find it.
>
> "Since it is hidden, if it exists at all, no, I haven't seen it."
>
> (English translation not available.)
>
> > > All identifying information was stripped from
> > > the video and comments are excluded from Google search.
> >
> > Good idea, since if the site does exist, use of the video without my permission would be a violation of the Copyright.
> >
> > > I'm thinking of
> > > adding it to archive.org as well. I predict your attempts at censorship
> > > there will fail
>
> " Keep it hidden and we'll never know."
>
> Translation:
>
> "Please, please, please keep it hidden. I'm sorry for everything."

DR, he has no shame. Therefore, he still wants everyone to see it.
It gets regular viewing and it’s guaranteed hilarity is ridiculed by all who view it.

ME

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Sep 23, 2020, 8:10:39 PM9/23/20
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I see pissbum still wants to claim that he has copyrights to this fiasco that was recorded.
Sue ME, mother fucker.
My lawyers can beat up your lawyer, any day of the week.
My video of your pathetic and ridiculous performance of zorro is the gift that keeps on giving.
And there isn’t a fucking thing you can do about it.

NancyGene

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Sep 24, 2020, 7:44:28 AM9/24/20
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All of the lawyers have been of that opinion. The video is yours on your site and you can do what you want with it.

ME

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Sep 24, 2020, 7:59:30 AM9/24/20
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He knows that he’s just blowing smoke, per usual. He likes claiming he has copyrights to anything.

And, like he could hire a lawyer!!

ME

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Sep 24, 2020, 8:00:44 AM9/24/20
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On Thursday, September 24, 2020 at 7:44:28 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
Good morning, Nancy! 🌞

NancyGene

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Sep 24, 2020, 8:09:56 AM9/24/20
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Good morning, ME! All of the lawyers in Columbus are in jail, so that's not an option for him. He might be able to hire Pickering's Crack Lawyer, since P.C.L. has been unemployed for more than a year now.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Sep 24, 2020, 10:34:17 AM9/24/20
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NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:02b22e67-4720-45fa...@googlegroups.com:
Given the amounts of narration, annotation and other video added to the
original, there's no question it's "fair use" as a parody or even as a
critique. You only have to look at the TOS/AUP of the website host to
work that out. It's far stricter than YouTube or other media hosting
sites and I ran it by the owners before I released it for public
comsumption.

If only Dreckweasel could use the proper search terms, it would be clear
just how easy it is to find. His misplaced pride of the initial debacle
prevents him from using the correct search terms, so it's "safe". It's
not as though Duckery could do a thing about it. But it's a lot more fun
to watch him flail.

PS: Thanks for the update. Upon reflection, I noticed some of the
comments looked in the style of the Great One but hadn't realized it
really was him. Quite a clever nom de plume on his part.

ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Would you translate that into K00KSPEKE so I can understand it?" -
Raytard Murphy admits his failure to communicate.

madeforz...@yahoo.com

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Sep 24, 2020, 10:57:04 AM9/24/20
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In Will's defense, he copyrighted staggering around like an inebriated college freshman and also has a trademark on sounding like Cookie Monster with throat cancer.

Michael Pendragon

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Sep 24, 2020, 11:08:36 AM9/24/20
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Careful, Alex. The Cookie Monster might sue you for defamation of character.

George J. Dance

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Sep 24, 2020, 11:51:51 AM9/24/20
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On Tuesday, September 22, 2020 at 2:43:07 PM UTC-4, fake Conley Brothers wrote:
> On Monday, September 21, 2020 at 8:42:10 PM UTC-4, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> > Feel free to fill this space in.
> Like a child, Will has created a make believe world

Oh, right; it's 'make believe' that you're not really the Conley Brothers.

George J. Dance

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Sep 24, 2020, 11:54:09 AM9/24/20
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On Thursday, September 24, 2020 at 7:44:28 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
Especially if it's only an imaginary copy.

Conley Brothers

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Sep 24, 2020, 12:01:14 PM9/24/20
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Poor George Dance, so upset that your fuckboy Will Dockery is being debunked and shown as the fraud he is? How's your pig wife? Have you told her you wasted thousands of dollars on editing and publishing a book that has no Amazon sales and is now being sold at a bait shop in Bumfuck Georgia?

Conley Brothers

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Sep 24, 2020, 12:05:28 PM9/24/20
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Will Dockery has no rights to the "song" as the lyrics were Benders and the two chord music was made on the fly by the musicians, not Fatso. He has no music comprehension whatsoever. He cannot play any instrument. The video Doc posts was recorded by a random drunk who did it for the comedy appeal and not for any artistic merit.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Sep 24, 2020, 12:17:00 PM9/24/20
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"George J. Dance" <george...@yahoo.ca> wrote in
news:d78036b6-6409-4859...@googlegroups.com:
Oh dear. It's not a copy. It's a full blown parody of some douchebag
with clown shoes drunkenly staggering about and bellowing. In case you
missed it, the stupid fuck doesn't even know the words. He's standing
there with the lyrics ferfuckssake. Even the bimbo has to guess when to
chime in.

Benders performed the greatest troll ever and this credulous fool is
still defending him 15 fucking years later. A few of us felt it
deserved a better and far more deserving treatment after Dreckweasel
made a few threats over someone posting it besides him. While it was a
group effort, the video editor did a masterful job on this. Most people
would tune out after about 30 seconds of "Zaaaaaaaaah-roooooh!" in the
original but she made the video compelling enough to have users who
never heard of this bozo and his distinct lack of talent watch the whole
thing to the end. That's amazing in itself.

ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!!

NancyGene

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Sep 24, 2020, 1:59:59 PM9/24/20
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George, you are hanging around with illiterates way too much. What you are saying above is that it really is the Conley Brothers, which is true.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Sep 24, 2020, 2:10:33 PM9/24/20
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NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:96e715c1-6acb-461e...@googlegroups.com:
I saw that and laughed. I assumed it was someone frogging George.

Conley Brothers

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Sep 24, 2020, 2:57:32 PM9/24/20
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True indeed, and nobody has yet to prove differently. George Dance is up in years, so it makes me wonder how he feels about Fattery's and Stinkbach's constant jobs at Rochester regarding his age and senility? Ironically, both those clowns aren't far behind in age and both in poor health.

Brother Dave Dockery

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Sep 26, 2020, 2:21:04 PM9/26/20
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That Benders fella really made Will look like a fuckin idiot.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Sep 26, 2020, 7:04:15 PM9/26/20
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Brother Dave Dockery <brother...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:af540ca8-b50e-4eae...@googlegroups.com:
> That Benders fella really made Will look like a fuckin idiot.

Will makes Will look like a fucking idiot.

ME

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Sep 26, 2020, 7:27:47 PM9/26/20
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Hey Fat Fuck. I’m going to be here for quite a while tonight.
Baking some cobblers and doing preparations for a Low Country boil for a few friend’s tomorrow.
So, underestimate ME, you dumb ass, and let’s have some fun with that!!

George J. Dance

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Oct 5, 2020, 6:11:09 PM10/5/20
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I hate to say it but Benders trolled Will big time.

NancyGene

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Oct 5, 2020, 6:13:50 PM10/5/20
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On Monday, October 5, 2020 at 10:11:09 PM UTC, George J. Dance wrote:

> I hate to say it but Benders trolled Will big time.
Hey, George Dance, since you are here, can you tell us how many copies of Will's "book" were actually sold (rather than being author's copies)? How much money did you lose on this? Are you going to bankroll a second volume?

Usenet Editor

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Feb 16, 2021, 11:08:06 AM2/16/21
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George Dance flat out refused to have anything to do with the latest Dockery debacle. I can't say I blame him, as Dockery has shown little gratitude and disrespected all his work by putting the book on display in a bait shop full of illiterate rednecks. The work of rewriting all of Dockery's slop had to be considerable.

George J. Dance

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Feb 16, 2021, 8:50:31 PM2/16/21
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On Monday, October 5, 2020 at 6:13:50 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Monday, October 5, 2020 at 10:11:09 PM UTC, fake "George J. Dance" wrote:
>
> > I hate to say it but Benders trolled Will big time.
> Hey, George Dance, since you are here, can you tell us how many copies of Will's "book" were actually sold (rather than being author's copies)?

No, he can't, because of course he's not George Dance.

> How much money did you lose on this? Are you going to bankroll a second volume?

You deserve nothing but the truth, so here it is: I'm not going to tell you.

Nelly Black

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Mar 12, 2021, 1:33:16 AM3/12/21
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On Monday, October 5, 2020 at 6:13:50 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
Someone paid to have that shit published? They be a sucka fo sho!

ashwu...@gmail.com

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Mar 13, 2021, 11:40:31 PM3/13/21
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^

ILL WILL

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Mar 14, 2021, 5:54:58 PM3/14/21
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Better him than me.

Zod

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Apr 26, 2021, 1:40:05 PM4/26/21
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Truth, not that you have money anyway.

Brother Dave Dockery

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May 12, 2021, 10:58:59 AM5/12/21
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Ain't that the truth. What little we have goes to Will's gut. That's obvious.

Conley Brothers

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Sep 11, 2021, 1:28:03 AM9/11/21
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I hope you get some food in that shack, Brother Dave.

Dustin Millam

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Nov 2, 2021, 8:14:16 PM11/2/21
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Brother Dave is likely wasting away so that Will Dockery can fill his gut with food.
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