Pot Holder Day / by Dale Houstman
George Dance
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everybody got pot holders on Pot Holder Day.
some got red pot holders some got blue pot holders some got plain pot
holders
some got pot holders with pictures of Dorian Gray
but everybody got pot holders on Pot Holder Day.
some of the people had pots and some had not
but everybody got pot holders on Pot Holder Day.
some people used their pot holders to hold pots
some people used their pot holders to decorate their walls
some people used their pot holders to make beautiful clothes
and went out dancing and dining and drinking
with other people who used their pot holders to make beautiful clothes
some people played checkers on their checkered pot holders
some wondered why they had got pot holders anyway
but everybody got pot holders on Pot Holder Day.
some people were very happy with their pot holders
some people were very unhappy with their pot holders
some people collected them
some people just threw them away
but everybody got pot holders on Pot Holder Day.
- Dale Houstman
Ronald 'More-More' Moshki
The folq wanted to smoke their pot and have it, too.
Unkkk Sam said: "No, Sonny, no-kkkan-duu.
"I, your Uncle, want it more."
He grabbed the stash, went out the door.
Said Sam: " The Pot Holder is lil, ole, me-me.
"Every day is Pot Holder Day for moi-moi."
Ronald 'Pot-Pot' Poshki
Will Dockery
Okay, I pretty much see what you mean, George.