Major FAQ update!
Martijn Benders
We've decided to add a new category to the FAQ: 'The Golden pavillion of
poetic immortality'. Members of this category can dismiss anyone out of
the 'serious' category just like that.
We've also added a picture of Jim Sheard to the FAQ contemplating his
new position in relation to AAPC.
Joshua P. Hill
Oh, and who will "we" decide to put there next? Gee, I wonder. Could
it be -- no -- could it just be that it will be "we" themselves?
Josh
"Frankly, to tell you the truth: I don't believe in
'insanity' which requires a belief in 'sanity' which
I don't have either." -Martijn Benders
Michael Cook
behind a distraught looking Sheard ... jr ?
"Martijn Benders" <maan...@chello.nl> wrote in message
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Rik Roots
<snip>
Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
Who are the "we" in any case?
Rik, knee deep
--
http://www.kalieda.org/poems/index.html
Pop in for a browse, when you have a moment to spare
Martijn Benders
>
> Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
Absolutely not.
> Who are the "we" in any case?
Who are you?
M.H.Benders
Joshua P. Hill
<maan...@chello.nl> wrote:
>Rik Roots wrote:
>
>>
>> Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
>
>Absolutely not.
Send him to the cornfields!
Michael Cook
Only the size of dice, how did someone paint them?
Odd thing about that picture Martijn has on his FAQ,
In it is a disembodied leg and a guy with only two fingers and a thumb.
I have this dandy pig with wings:
http://www.chatcorner2000.com/michael.html
mdc
jp
> Rik Roots wrote:
>
> >
> > Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
>
> Absolutely not.
>
Ah. Finally, all the power you'll ever need. Doesn't it feel electric?
Sparks shooting out from your fingertips and toes! Bloody right, lad. Bloody
all right!
JP
Art McNutt
scraw...@arvig.net wrote on 7/15/02 4:04 PM:
[snip]
>
> Since plenty of hotmetal and jpegs show up here on /my/ stuff, the
> "Hammes" is second from left.
The Viking Troll on the far right looks like Fredrich Bendersthustra (except
his weapon is far too large)--the one stage left of you with the axe to
grind might be Peter, but I can't tell for sure. Who is the Red Bearded
Dwarf with the two swords standing by you stage right?
---
Art
"I'd like to thank all the little pebbles
for making this possible."
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> Dennis,
>
> Only the size of dice, how did someone paint them?
> Odd thing about that picture Martijn has on his FAQ,
> In it is a disembodied leg and a guy with only two fingers and a thumb.
The first one is actually the sixth guy in the Flag-Raising on Iwo
Jima pic. The other fella is a shop teacher, Jesus being a
carpenter and all. (Unless the original was commissioned by Walter
Disney.)
>
> I have this dandy pig with wings:
> http://www.chatcorner2000.com/michael.html
>
> mdc
You clip all but three hairs from a #1 or #2 (you need the length to
hold the paint) red sable brush, thin the paints down about 1:2 and
1:1 thinner:paint. Larger areas are done with #00-#1 as-purchased
red sable, more brights than rounds. These are $5-10 Grumbacher,
Windsor, etc., pro artist's brushes; commercial art-supply
house/catalog; no hobby house sells 'em, and "hobby" brushes are
pure crap for this sort of thing. You start with an ordinary 2-3"
cheap magnifying glass on a coathanger-wire stand, and a 40-watt
gooseneck sort of right down on the work.
You listen to your kids yak it up, because they always have better
ideas than you do; then you improve 'em.
Mostly, you cut off or shave down the bulky-as-cast weapons, and
replace 'em with tincan bits, toothpicks, thread, yatta.
Cheated. Had the brushes as a commercial artiss, maybe 30 bitty
bottles of paint from years of 1:72 airplanes, many a few different
viscosities rather than all different colors.
--
------(m+
~/:o)_|
How easy is a bush supposed a bear!
http://scrawlmark.net
Rik Roots
>
> >
> > Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
>
> Absolutely not.
>
While I have no particular interest in how you rate me as a "poet", it
worries me that listing my name on your "faq" in the manner you have
done implies some sort of tacit support to your new regime. I do not
endorse this new system. Nor do I have an adequate sense of humour to
appreciate your innovative approach.
> > Who are the "we" in any case?
>
> Who are you?
>
I know who I am. I am not "we". You will not assimilate me.
> M.H.Benders
Rik, knee deep.
Joshua P. Hill
>Martijn Benders <maan...@chello.nl> wrote in message news:<3D332D2A...@chello.nl>...
>> Rik Roots wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
>>
>> Absolutely not.
>>
>Why not?
>
>While I have no particular interest in how you rate me as a "poet", it
>worries me that listing my name on your "faq" in the manner you have
>done implies some sort of tacit support to your new regime. I do not
>endorse this new system. Nor do I have an adequate sense of humour to
>appreciate your innovative approach.
Here, here! A man of true integrity.
Martijn Benders
>
> > Absolutely not.
> >
> Why not?
Removal is only possible by unanimous votes of the serious fraction. And as I already plan to
vote against it the attempt is rather futile.
>
> While I have no particular interest in how you rate me as a "poet", it
> worries me that listing my name on your "faq" in the manner you have
> done implies some sort of tacit support to your new regime.
We're aware of your populist angle but as no such 'support' is warranted I fail
to see the relevance of these kind of irrational fears which thrive on the mediocre idea that
hierarchy would be some democratic instrument you can expell at will.
> I do not
> endorse this new system. Nor do I have an adequate sense of humour to
> appreciate your innovative approach.
Do you think this sort of information is somehow interesting?
M.H.Benders
Dale Houstman
"Joshua P. Hill" <josh...@snet.net.REMOVE.THIS> wrote in message
news:u4e8ju4ah6stq6hmn...@4ax.com...
> On 16 Jul 2002 06:04:35 -0700, r...@kalieda.org (Rik Roots) wrote:
>
> >Martijn Benders <maan...@chello.nl> wrote in message
news:<3D332D2A...@chello.nl>...
> >> Rik Roots wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > Grateful if you could remove my name from your alleged "faq"
> >>
> >> Absolutely not.
> >>
> >Why not?
> >
> >While I have no particular interest in how you rate me as a "poet", it
> >worries me that listing my name on your "faq" in the manner you have
> >done implies some sort of tacit support to your new regime. I do not
> >endorse this new system. Nor do I have an adequate sense of humour to
> >appreciate your innovative approach.
>
> Here, here! A man of true integrity.
>
> Josh
>
I have to admit that - at this point - all the fun has gone out of it. It
provided a lot of us with a little frisson of humor, and now it's time to
remember that such hierarchy is pointless and get back to hating everyone
EQUALLY!
dmh
Non Functional
want to know.
Responding t0:
Do you think this sort of information is somehow interesting?
M.H.Benders
"intelligence tests are biased towards the literate."
Rik Roots
>
> I have to admit that - at this point - all the fun has gone out of it. It
> provided a lot of us with a little frisson of humor, and now it's time to
> remember that such hierarchy is pointless and get back to hating everyone
> EQUALLY!
>
> dmh
The only true, demonstrable measure of a poet's worth is how venomously
s/he hates his/her peers.
Dale, may I take this opportunity to say that your verse is vile, your
punctuation is the spawn of beelzebub, and that you are a literary whore
and an unfit mother.
Rik, knee deep.
Dale Houstman
"Rik Roots" <r...@kalieda.org> wrote in message
news:0UYY8.35863$rX.60...@e420r-atl1.usenetserver.com...
> Dale Houstman wrote:
> >
> > I have to admit that - at this point - all the fun has gone out of it.
It
> > provided a lot of us with a little frisson of humor, and now it's time
to
> > remember that such hierarchy is pointless and get back to hating
everyone
> > EQUALLY!
> >
> > dmh
>
> The only true, demonstrable measure of a poet's worth is how venomously
> s/he hates his/her peers.
>
> Dale, may I take this opportunity to say that your verse is vile, your
> punctuation is the spawn of beelzebub, and that you are a literary whore
> and an unfit mother.
>
> Rik, knee deep.
I only take umbrage at the "unfit mother" denomination: Little Dale Junior
is doing fine at Chino, and will be released in a year or two at most. What
the hell was that old woman doing owning two televisions anyway! At any
rate, she would have been dead soon without Jr's help. I didn't give Jr.
crack until he was 11 years old, and the sexual "abuse" was really just
hyper-affection.
dmh
Joshua P. Hill
I hate some people equally more than others . . .
Non Functional
Thomas Dillion
"Non Functional" <Crank...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Further signs that boredom is not healthy!
>
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Cranky_NON2/MyownpersonalFAQ/
>
Heh,
Lol even. if this trend continues, I hope they're up to this standard.
'Gaint Clown shoe' Lol again thinking about it.
good job Non,
Thomas
Non Functional
group to alt.faq.comments!!!! Fun times.
Paul Heslop
> Further signs that boredom is not healthy!
>
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Cranky_NON2/MyownpersonalFAQ/
>
Nice one. No lists though so go to the back of the class
--
Paul. (Tonight I think I'll walk alone...)
____________________________________________________________
http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/
Non Functional
"Sooner or later everyone will be in a band."
Joshua P. Hill
Not such a bad idea:
COOL PEOPLE
Everybody except one
DORKS
Martijn
OK, I'm done.
Richard NO-SPAM-PLEASE
policy.How did this faq slip by?
Dale Houstman
"Richard NO-SPAM-PLEASE" <anon...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> who is this Major faq? i thought our military had a don't tell
> policy.How did this faq slip by?
It's Emily Latella!
Non Functional
originally Major Fag, but he knew that his name would catch attention.
So he changed the G to a Q. So far the military doesn't seem to mind.
Responding to:
Joy Yourcenar
<dm...@citilink.com> wrote:
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***"Richard NO-SPAM-PLEASE" <anon...@webtv.net> wrote in message
***news:1357-3D3...@storefull-2134.public.lawson.webtv.net...
***> who is this Major faq? i thought our military had a don't tell
***> policy.How did this faq slip by?
***
***
***It's Emily Latella!
***
***
***
Next he'll be telling us about the Endangered Feces.
Joy
Joy Yourcenar
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