Re: Oh dear
Dr Quite
"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Father Haskell wrote:
>> On Jul 5, 7:44 am, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>> In article <486f5c21$0$92701$892e0...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>> > > In article <MPG.22d767e6b54b22e2989...@news.alt.net>,
>>> > > St. Jackanapes <st-j...@jackanapes.ws> wrote:
>>>
>>> > >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Dr Quite barfed this out...
>>>
>>> > >> > "Ben newsam" <ben.newsam.remove.t...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> > >> >news:r4fq641f8tbekr68g...@4ax.com...
>>> > >> > > On Thu, 3 Jul 2008 13:35:32 +0100, "Dr Quite" <qu...@quite.com>
>>> > >> > > wrote:
>>>
>>> > >> > >>--
>>> > >> > >>t
>>> > >> > >>h
>>> > >> > >>i
>>> > >> > >>s
>>>
>>> > >> > > Sig too long. Fuck off.
>>>
>>> > >> > Sig too long. Fuck off.
>>>
>>> > >> Sig too short. Fuck off.
>>>
>>> > > ah
>>> > > our resident angry black man speaks up
>>>
>>> > > arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
>>> > > limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
>>> > > then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
>>> > > call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
>>>
>>> > Pardon?
>>>
>>> alt-flame-jesus-christ is the usenet equivalent
>>> of little boys drawing moustaches on museum paintings
>>
>> Cunt.
>
> This is your final warning.
No *this* is your final warning.
Phineas Bunce
"Dr Quite" <qu...@quite.com> wrote in message
news:4871fb62$0$78092$bed6...@news.gradwell.net...
Aarrrgh, Dr. Quite, lad, don't 'ee be a-goin' and upsettin' our ah, aarrrgh
lad, for if 'ee do be a-upsettin' of our ah, then horrible things might
befall 'ee like wot befell Brian {Hamilton Kelly} and Mark Horsman, and they
got it even more horrible than the horrible thing wot befell Squire Follett,
so they did. Aarrrgh, them pirate gods moves in mysterious ways, so they do.
--
Phinny Bunce
"I think it really is time to sort out Mr. Wim Jay... as nasty a piece of
excrement as one could expect to smell at 400 metres on a dark night..
Someone techy point me at him, please.. a score now needs settling." - Keith
in d.l, Autumn 2002
Why Keef, old bean, b'ain't you sorted out that rapscallion yet? It must be
all o' FIVE YEARS AND MORE since you promised to settle that score. -
Phineas Bunce, d.l, July 2008
Phineas Bunce
news:4871fb62$0$78092$bed64819@news. *spit*gradwell.net...
Aarrrgh, Dr. KnowwhutImean? Real, lad, don't 'ee be a-goin' an'
upsettin' our ah, aarrrgh lad, fer if'n 'ee do be a-upsettin' uh our ah,
thuhn horrible thangs might befall 'ee like wot befell Brian {Hamiltuhn
Kelly} an' Mark Horsman, an' thuhy got it even mo horrible than thuh
horrible thang wot befell Squire Follett, so thuhy did. *burp* Aarrrgh,
'em pirate gods moves in muhsteryus ways, so thuhy do.
Phineas Bunce
"Phineas Bunce" <CapnBunce@Sp4ni5h_nn4in.3u> wrote in message
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Aarrrgh, an imposter, lad. It be a sign o' my importance in the grand scheme
o' things when posters hidin' behind false names do post in my name.
Aarrrgh, but they be too frit to stand before a pirate tribunal for they
would likely be a-gettin' the Black Spot slipped to 'em. (And if they don't
mind their arseholes in d.l Neil barker might be slippin' em somethin' else
too, if'n you get my drift.)
--
Phin
"Post to d.l. without a d.l. compliant sig and accept the consequences of
doing so. Do understand that d.l. specialises in sig-wars and we ain't ever
lost one, having taken on much better than yourselves." - Neil Barker,
newsgroup demon.local
Phineas Bunce
gentleman as the devil is, as Lucifer and Beelzebub himself, ye balked:
> Aarrrgh, FUCKING BALD DICK! HARD-BOILER! ANAL EGG! an imposter, lad.
> FUCKING GUMBOIL! It be a FUCKING BITCHIN'! sign o' my FUCKING
> BACK-DOOR DIRT BOX! ANAL-INTRUDER! PISSING! LOVE LENGTH! importance in
> the FUCKING DICKHEAD! grand scheme o' FUCKING GAY! SORRY ASS! things
> when posters FUCKING SPEW! hidin' behind false FUCKING BOILER! names
> do post FUCKING DOUBLE D'S! ANUS QUEEN! in my name. FUCKING HYMEN!
> Aarrrgh, but they FUCKING FEVER BLISTER! be too frit FUCKING
> TRANSGENDER! to stand before FUCKING MURDER! IDIOT! BABOON! CONVICTS!
> a pirate tribunal FUCKING BUNNY FUCK! ARSE-BONE! APE CROTCH! HONKEY!
> BALD DICK! BUMP BONES! LOVE JUICE! ASS MAN! HORNY! BUSTED CHERRY! for
> they would FUCKING CARNAL STUMP! BELLY THICKET! likely be a-gettin'
> FUCKING GLOBES! ASS BLASTER! ARSE UP! the Black Spot FUCKING CHODE!
> slipped to 'em. FUCKING BUTTPICKER! (And if they FUCKING AFRAID OF THE
> NIGGERS! don't mind their FUCKING SHITTER! arseholes in d.l FUCKING
> FARM BOY! BACK-DOOR BUDDY! GOAT FUCKER! BULL SHIT! Neil barker might
> FUCKING BOWELS! be slippin' em FUCKING FUCKUP! somethin' else too,
> FUCKING BUTT PIRATE! BLUE-VEINED JUNKET PUMPER! if'n you get FUCKING
> DOUBLE D'S! ANUS QUEEN! my drift.) BLIND BUTLER! 69! ASS GAMES! BLOOD
> WEEK! FATSO!
> -- FUCKING KERB CRAWLER! JIZZ DRINKER! Phin DICK WRINKLE! KNOB
> POLISHER! SHITE! BOOGER!
> "Post FUCKING SHEEP! MOIST! to d.l. without a FUCKING VAGINA! d.l.
> compliant sig and FUCKING FESTERED SORE! FLESH FLY! CRACK A FAT!
> accept the consequences of FUCKING FATHEAD! doing so. Do understand
> FUCKING LOVE PUMP! BLIND BUTLER! BLACK SNAKE! PUSSY-POKER!
> CUNTSLAPPER! that d.l. specialises in FUCKING DICK FACE! FLEAPIT!
> DUMBASS! TART! sig-wars and we ain't FUCKING VILLAGE-BIKE! ever lost
> one, having FUCKING DICKFACE! taken on much better FUCKING BOX BUSTER!
> than yourselves." - Neil FUCKING GUMBOIL! Barker, newsgroup
> demon.local WOMAN OF JOY! ASS THRASHER! COLON CRUSADER! WOMAN OF JOY!
> GAYLORD!
Phineas Bunce
"Phineas Bunce" <CapnBunce@Sp4ni5h_nn4in.3u> wrote in message
electrocution lessons wot your mammy paid for.
Aarrrgh, keep it up young lad, and we have just the job for 'ee in the apple
barrel.
--
Phinny Bunce
"I don't do 'ignore' when it comes to long sigs. I challenge them. Every
single one. Sig-flaming is what we do. Successfully. In a perverse way,
I admired some of the Meowers and in another life I could perhaps see
myself as part of such a thing." (Neil Barker - demon.local)
Phineas Bunce
bibble-babble, ye bellowed:
> is it possible to get pregnant or come close to that if there is two
> or three layers of clothing between two people???
Phineas Bunce
"Phineas Bunce" <CapnBunce@Sp4ni5h_nn4in.3u> wrote in message
Aarrrgh, now young fella me lad, don't you be a-worryin' none about you
endin' up pregnant after your spell in the apple barrel. That simply will
not 'appen though you probably will have a bloody arse and a dose o' the
clap. Go see the cook and get plenty o' bacon grease off him afor ye jump
into yon barrel.
--
Phineas Bunce
"You haven't been around here long enough to know what a real sig-war is.
This is a mere blip on the d.l. horizon, which any long-time d.l. regular
will confirm." - Neil Barker, demon.local sig-bunny in chief, boasting at
the commencement of hostilities, Great Patriotic Sig War 2002.
Some blip! Some horizon!
Phineas Bunce
haste, and come too late, ye screeched:
> Uneducated mollycot with inconsiderable zapper wrench, insignificant
> family jewels, and plastic fuck passage begs for non-effective little
> juan for violent buttock slamming fun times and hellish midget mangling.
>
> If you're interested in kinky sex, email me at
> mailto:CapnBunce@Spanish_main.eu.
ah
--
ah
ah
Aye; we'll make 'em walk Crag's plank.
--
ah
Phineas Bunce
Aarrrgh, that be a good idea, or for an even more cruel and unusual
punishment we could make 'em climb to the top of Craig's belly.
--
Phineas
"The Sig Bunny. Born of the unholy union between a cute fluffy bunny and
a rabid wolverine. It stalks the wastelands of demon local, its prey
those who post with sigs greater than four lines. It is always hungry
but food is plentiful." (Craig Oldfield - demon.local)
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
foamed wildly:
> Dr Quite wrote:
>> "ah" wrote...
>>> Father Haskell wrote:
>>>> On Jul 5, 7:44 am, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>> > mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>>>> > >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Dr Quite barfed this out...
>>>>> > >> > > On Thu, 3 Jul 2008 13:35:32 +0100, "Dr Quite" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> > >> > >>--
>>>>> > >> > >>t
>>>>> > >> > >>h
>>>>> > >> > >>i
>>>>> > >> > >>s
>>>>>
>>>>> > >> > > Sig too long. Fuck off.
>>>>>
>>>>> > >> > Sig too long. Fuck off.
>>>>>
>>>>> > >> Sig too short. Fuck off.
>>>>>
>>>>> > > ah
>>>>> > > our resident angry black man speaks up
>>>>>
>>>>> > > arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice limp
>>>>> > > and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice then rueing
>>>>> > > pair of shrub and dick the republican lice call me desdenova
>>>>> > > seven seven seven seven seven seven
>>>>>
>>>>> > Pardon?
>>>>>
>>>>> alt-flame-jesus-christ is the usenet equivalent of little boys
>>>>> drawing moustaches on museum paintings
>>>>
>>>> Cunt.
>>>
>>> This is your final warning.
>>
>> No *this* is your final warning.
>
> No *this* is your final warning.
No, *this* is your final warning.
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"The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" <ancien...@shoggoths.rule> wrote
in message news:yUKck.3011$7%6.2185@edtnps82...
Woodes Rogers
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ah
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ah
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ah
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>
Queer, Deco!
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Phineas Bunce spake thusly...
A mollycoddled mollycot? No wonder Phineas Bunce screeched way too late!
His plastic fuck passage must surly been clogged with the broken tines
of many ill-made plastic forks. As everyone who was born too poor to
dine with eating utensils crafted of pewter or silver for the hands and
mouths of the filthy riche, cheaper stuff was mined and made for ye -
unfortunately they'd quit making the finer dinnerware for the ruling
class out of lead since the lesson as learned in Roamans times.
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St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Phineas Bunce spake thusly...
>
> "Phineas Bunce" <CapnBunce@Sp4ni5h_nn4in.3u> wrote in message
> news:6zkw6d$1cd$x...@rec.activism.epilepsy.com.haiti...
> > Phineas Bunce, ye dankish worm casting, leave now thou vain
> > bibble-babble, ye bellowed:
> >
> >> is it possible to get pregnant or come close to that if there is two
> >> or three layers of clothing between two people???
> >
>
> Aarrrgh, now young fella me lad, don't you be a-worryin' none about you
> endin' up pregnant after your spell in the apple barrel. That simply will
> not 'appen though you probably will have a bloody arse and a dose o' the
> clap. Go see the cook and get plenty o' bacon grease off him afor ye jump
> into yon barrel.
Wise advice - such sage info could only come from someone who has spent
more than one spell with the greasy anus agin' the oily and bloody
bunghole. Yikes! Is what you relate about life in the barrel on
firsthand "inside" information, Phineas Bunce, or just creative
inference? You'll be forgiven either way. By me, anyway.
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> ah wrote:
>>Woodes Rogers wrote:
>>>> "The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" wrote...
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>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
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dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.
hones...@centurytel.net
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:dyqiut$ti9$6...@alt.sex.xenophobic-starfish-buster.net.tonga...
Your Pal,
HJ
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
<curtsy>
ah
HE MAN YEW BROKE TEH KASKAID!!4!
--
ah
ah
ah
Dr Quite
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:dyqiut$ti9$6...@alt.sex.xenophobic-starfish-buster.net.tonga...
Don't swear.
Dr Quite
Amanda Reid
> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Is that your /final/ warning.
Dr Quite
"Amanda Reid" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:8e16e8e2-1154-4c69...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
No, it's my last warning.
Kadaitcha Man
beans:
Choke on this...
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LADY! CRABS! SPLIT-ARSE! FUCKING HOOFER! ANAL SPHINCTER! CUSTARD PUMP!
FUCKING BOOZIES! FUCKING LOVE TORPEDO! TRAMP! LOVE PUMP! NOSTRIL!
FUCKING MUSCLE! SLAPPER! FUCKING ASS WEDGE! COMMERCIAL BEAVER! FUCKING
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BUM BALLS! MIDGET FUCKER! FUCKING CODGER! DICK HEAD! BROAD! FUCKING
PUSSY WHIP!
HAND
--
Dr Quite
This is your penultimate warning.
Kadaitcha Man
thou, ye twittered:
Oh, that's the second last warning? Well then, if I get one
more warning after that... enjoy...
You whitewashed, slow-moving gimcrack. You are less than a tortuous
easy-pick-up. You are a buxom concubine. You are less than a beggarly
peppito. You are a low zizi. You modest milkman. You cross-eyed scumbag.
You hoary, stimulated codpiece. You spineless sugar stick. You
dissembled, gluteal pubic hair. You are a wet wazza. You are an overt
rectal rambo. You god-awful capuchin monkey appendix. You are less than
a screwed up sea horse infection. You are a bald idler. You egocentric,
stenotic flunkey. You telltale aardvark. You twisting, tedious,
submersed nailhead. You horrendous doberman vomit. You ballsy
flat-floosie. You skewered toad mucus membrane. You boorish, withered
ant. You over-ripe chameleon offal. You tragicomical San Fransisco
cowboy. You curdled sloth tripe. You are a hoary old old man. You
loathly, depressive porter. You are less than a malevolent, nonmoving
fiend. You are a terror-stricken hard-boiled egg. You are a soapy zoo
exhibit. You infectious moocher. You despisable arse beard. You
ramshackle glory-hole. You are a slurping, portly, psychopathic frock.
You bleating, sniffy, shocking fathead. You are a burning, dislikable,
half-witted gnawer. You moiling, off-base, hard up adenoid. You gorged
horse's arse. You disoriented meat flapper. You dropsical, middle-aged
haddock. You abject brown-cherry. You smelling turkey buzzard skin. You
are a shattered alpaca intestine. You are less than a pimpled,
nanocephalic loafer. You all-out, dyslexic hired hand. You bare sugar
stick. You are an arid, odoriferous mankball. You are a glowing home
plate. You toupeed homogene. You are less than a dish-eared hyena. You
penurious piece of dog excrement. You wrongful, overlooked kazoo. You
are less than an intellectually absent bacterium. You fanaticising,
brainsick, light-headed imperialist. You microwaved ocelot vomit. You
macabre maggot. You aching dyna. You are less than an enfeebled elvis.
You second-hand, misshapen boy band member. You easy quean. You are a
dirty old ne'er-do-well. You foul caterpillar offal. You are a frenetic,
dysfunctional gnatcatcher. You are a disbelieving, rampant, selfish
kleptomaniac. You sickening marmoset cancer. You are less than a
flocculating, out of work, fungal elephant. You yawning leatherdyke. You
petty dipstick. You are a hydroponic, syphilitic fiend. You grovelling
gypsy. You are less than a hirsute vaseline varmint. You hooting,
ill-advised, antithetic accumulation of stupidness. You frolicsome
red-lighter. You boiling baggage. You pederastic, fitful hypocrite. You
are a preaching, shivering, dyed-in-the-wool maniac. You distressful,
macrencephalic kamikaze. You are a nonviable nancy. You yielding pork
dagger. You are a profaned cricket pimple. You are a flocculating,
low-class, bug-eyed yawner. You grotesque hole-puncher. You putrid dwarf
rabbit mucus membrane. You bacchanal guinea pig. You quaking common
maid. You are a broken down idler. You doomed komodo dragon vomit. You
massive dripping slit. You cum-slurping boy-fag. You cholinergic,
fungoid kill-joy. You are a displeasing fur pie. You are a jizz-drinking
pitcher. You massive meat wallet. You deliquescent letch water. You are
a diseased wound that never heals. You dazzled blonde rent-girl. You are
an inoperable balloon-knot. You sensual split-arse. You decomposed toad
gut. You scringing, squint-eyed, anal-probing natterjack. You fossilised
vagabond. You are a butt-ugly, trackless head louse. You gurgling,
burnt-out, obsessed herpes sufferer. You obscure frog. You horrendous
tadpole carbuncle. You right-wing, off-center gimmick. You are a
stretched clam canal. You dumpy lady of pleasure. You are a sweptback,
crabbed newcomer. You tinsel, frustrated mare. You thawed out
pile-driver. You are a creepy vampire bat ligament. You are a sleek lady
in red. You burned richard and the twins. You fermenting, ill-defined,
clay-brained fathead. You are a comfortable turkey beard. You are less
than a bald furby. You unsightly fast-girl. You commodious meat grinder.
You dragging, cacodaemonic, rectal jowler. You depraved backeye. You
rarefying, shrivelled, anterior skainsmate. You twittering, craven,
potbellied flunky. You are less than a bespangling, treasonable,
self-seeded fruitcake. You are a gobbling, mellowed, crack-headed chimp.
You are a swaggering immigrant. You are a deplorable Bovril-bypass. You
luscious tonsil wrench. You are less than a cum-gargling big girl's
blouse. You afflicted stinkinoonie. You are a wallowing, sprawling,
wimpish mullet. You squirting bawdy basket. You cut-and-dry flasher. You
humdrum, drizzly faecal impaction. You shorn axe wound. You are a
broken-down name-dropper. You indelicate butt. You are a toothless
toyboy. You skin-headed grandpa. You wearied bandicoot genitalia. You
are a tormented muff-merchant. You are a piss-loving hot-baby. You are a
featherweight pygmy. You theatrical motorcycle slut. You are a bizarre
lost-lady. You objectionable, urchin-snouted newsagent. You inattentive,
threepenny immigrant. You are a bisexual glutton. You sweaty, pimpled
head blight. You thick counterjumper. You panic-struck flimflam. You
sloppy cornhole. You are less than a redarguing, abortive, hueless
noddy. You sore-eyed fatso. You are a luscious patona. You are a broken
down panhandler. You illogical, abscessed eyesore. You are a hot-arsed
woman of the night. You are a strange, recalcitrant bus driver. You
hardcore covert homosexual. You are less than an intolerable hooter. You
semisolid, obsolete apple-john. You are a contagious slimey slot. You
are a jumbled-up, degenerative idiot. You are less than a marred
bumblebee heart. You neighing, steadfast, crook-pated gargoyle. You are
a hunting, mournful, jawless wet-nurse. You crinkly waiter. You
mildewing, faerie, freckled tampon. You are a pitiful wedding finger.
You dirty wastrel. You dinged catfish abdomen. You tubby-arsed
tailgunner. You hueless fairy floss. You gaggling, lamenting, contorted
fish louse. You hoary old old man. You ignominious gooseberry-maker. You
dirty-minded bag. You redarguing, shocking, writhen fetid bugbane. You
are a bastardised flytrap. You are a ghoulish kookaburra skin. You
deviant skid-row bum. You pampering, pencil-necked herdsman. You
gray-haired vagrant. You are a dreadful hairy chequebook. You are an
idle-headed pigeon-egg. You nasty pink lips. You dirty-minded
dirt-tamper. You vitrifying, bastardised, swollen-headed haddock. You
are a stocky hip-hitter. You are a sniveling, bigheaded, carnivorous
forger. You pocket-size rusty bullet hole. You negligible slop-chute.
You pre-pubescent, gnarling infecter. You feebleminded, hogged snotface.
You are less than a moralising, holier-than-thou, bald-pated garbage
carter. You are a drenched shag-bag. You ruminant genetic mutation. You
peanut old-dirt-road. You septic flower boy. You are less than a wizened
panhandler. You are a saggy lord james d'armais. You swampy
bottom-feeder. You are a solid dangle-queen. You are less than a
sexually-transmitted, short-sighted genetic mutation. You are less than
a Mickey Mouse carnal member. You toxic dent. You are a bemused blonde
sex-industry-worker. You are an infectious pariah. You are a
terror-stricken chippie. You untidy spock-socket. You god-awful tortoise
gizzard. You all-purpose thug. You shuddering monkey. You hellish,
petrified dolt. You lustful fruit-cup. You are a sordid yoghurt eater.
You transient klaxon. You hairy gender illusionist. You are an awful
ratfish infection. You beady-eyed herbivore. You run-down bone hone. You
monstrous tortoise belly. You twittering delinquent. You are a gangling
navajo hogan. You lukewarm looter. You are less than a pudgy, outcast
onion head. You hairy pile-driver. You are less than an officiating,
egotistic, sublunar horse's arse. You shot to buggery Stinkhole-Bay. You
are a lumbering, mingy, shipwrecked kabob. You are less than a shabby
hairy hatchet wound. You are a gurgling itinerant. You are a crude glove
doll. You insincere, savourless sack of shit. You are a sorry
purple-headed yogurt slinger. You lukewarm, bitchy flap-dragon. You are
less than a tinny, cockamamy salad tosser. You vile dick drive. You are
a salted macaque pussing boil. You are less than a rude-growing,
self-centered fairy floss. You are a despicable cutworm spit. You are a
mouldered coin-slot. You burly beat moll. You servile herculean lizard.
You repenting, moldy, blimpish cuntrag. You unsound needlefish muscle.
You are an incapacitated keester. You are a terrible
lady-of-easy-virtue. You boring panhandler. You strip-mined, stifled
needlewoman. You hunchback, stone-broke gasblower. You double-jointed
pansyboy. You wanting hanging chad. You brawny shagstress. You are less
than an empty-bellied, stertorous mankball. You are less than a
voluminous willy washer. You rough growler. You are a yodeling,
decaying, bloody kebab. You are a grossly fat old man. You huge love
muscle. You formless, unimportant burglar. You supple auntie-queen. You
are a minuscular cornhole. You are a undesirable mannified-lesbian. You
are a wrenching twit. You dysfunctional brown starfish. You are a petty
tail-pipe. You pointless pennis-the-menace. You are a three-quarter,
seething wart. You are an enervated penguin cancer. You damp clamburger.
You are a banging, stone-broke, ludicrous petrol-pump attendant. You are
a small time workmans entrance. You la-di-da diarrhoea face. You
idolatrising, clitoric, swollen bugbear. You are a piss-stained
panhandler. You are an idolatrising, horsey, double-dealing meat
flapper. You are a sizzled komodo dragon genitalia. You squawking,
cut-and-dry, knobby fruit bat. You worn-out bummer. You are less than a
destitute song-and-dance. You glutted freebooter. You bowlegged,
no-brained gossipmonger. You are less than an abominable fox terrier
duodenum. You are a unnatural glory hole. You are a two-chambered
horse's arse. You bitching, shabby, pitiable fumbler. You generalising,
debilitated, mangled fuckster. You are a lurking, myotic, amoeboid
ingrown toenail. You quilting, rubber-brained, submissive flea beetle.
You hideous quetzal belly. You fagging, sneaking, snow-blind newcomer.
You sliming, foolhardy, puckered-up jolthead. You one-dimensional,
catchpenny foreskin. You desecrated manatee blister. You large ginch.
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fogged sock. You stuck-up nincompoop. You stinking, wimpish, swishy
necromancer. You foraging, wizen, haggard penis monkey. You squealing,
spotty, thickly settled pubic louse. You spent winky. You buck-toothed
pariah. You are less than a muddied kite flier. You pimping, hypnotised,
lowbrowed haggler. You old low-girl. You are a limping, penile,
incoherent pigeon. You are a kaput fifth-point-of-contact. You wretched
mongoose ulcer. You scummy ankle spanker. You are a pining, malformed,
discredited door-to-door salesman. You are less than a creaky poon
farmer. You up-chuck-inspiring fancy-girl. You rarefied vegetable. You
are less than a fogged sucker. You low-class, cooked-over newcomer. You
deafening, wood-headed, close-cropped flapjack. You glitched carp
furuncle. You surprised, stubbled kibbutznik. You are a derelict,
tight-knit swamp-donkey. You unbelievably overweight limp-wrist. You
dirty old bummer. You are a malignant bullfrog gonad. You great bellied,
thrombosed heroin addict. woozy coin-slot; bad scoops; face;
fnarr fnarr! (qv) ... ford space research laboratory.; go on bush patrol;
teenie-weenie; anal fetishism; deplorable anal orifice; tottering
bent-wrist; hunt for red october; free-hanging quick shot sam;
tasteless flap bludgeoning; Sleeping With Seattle; empty one's trash;
rub offal; have it off : v. To get a bit (qv); have a portion (qv); give
somebody one (qv).; anaspadias; pop; XXX; shocking venereal disease
exchanges; ass-wedge; boom-boom; pitiable bosoms; potent regiment; night
work; hardfisted connubial pleasures; hurtful diving in the dark;
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bosom buddies; beat it like it owes you money; pounding kazoo; brain
sex; bunger; dickery-dock; Japanese flag : n. Appearance of the arsehole
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Japanese flag'.; distressing food-dropper; skiing position : n. Wanking
two men off at the same time while wearing only a helmet, goggles and
snow skis.; beefy; play one's ace of spade and receive the; hole it;
screwed up back-passage; butt pussy; butch it up; ass-tronaut; Dr Quite,
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languishing beastus maximus; santa's bringing the presents; and eggs;
abortion law; bone gobbler; beef bayonet euph. Penis; cock, pork sword;
love torpedo.; arse-piss; conquistador; bone dance; scrubby fat johnson;
commodious willy washer; composing on the single key piano; one-eyed
worm; insipid poop chute; pad straddling; scrot; bombosities; slap and
tickle; Dr Quite, Kinky Tranny Bend Over & Asshole Screw; Dr Quite, Nude
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Gets Machine Fucked; spratz; horrendous XXX willy winking; inhibited
ziggy-wiggling; lax meat puppet; jug; charver; battered back-passage;
gagging the cat; have a beef injection; bumming; trouser trumpet;
spoiled flip-flap; love-rod; big ben; algorgynia; hammering todger;
obscene bishop burying; stirring the porridge euph. To have sloppy
seconds; to dip into a box of assorted creams (qv).; Varsity Blows; soft
heinie-highway; insatiable aunt-eater; first game ever played; macabre
hidey hole; ass-wiper; fervid sink-the-pink escapades; wasted gleaming
mound of venus; diminutive pork-and-bean; hairy cheque book See hairy
cup.; can't win warheads; female bubbies; throwaway anal-joyrider; nail;
spadger : n. Aus. Vagina.; to; scant crapper; decadent dick-drinking;
boob juice; stiffy; filthy coon; body shop; stealth bomber : n. Subtle
leg lifter (qv); undetected benefactor (qv); phantom farter (qv).;
Almost Anus; big head; shuddering brown-hole; agrexophrenia; unsound sex
bone; supine flesh bat; bucket; ac-dc; bully boy; give a shot of; pocket
fisherman : n. He who plays with his tackle through his trouser
pockets.; joombye (joom-bee) Scotch n. jism.; adam-like; depraved meat
raking; sloppy hump hole; debased log flogging; act ass; broad-jumping;
purple lollipop; incapacitated chocolate-starfish; trolling for
vampires; cunny-catcher; Dr Quite, Dark Haired Tranny Doggystyle Fuck;
rotten sugar walls; artificial penis; Dr Quite and Big muscle latin stud
fucking partner's ass on sofa; peel one's; exhausting shagging; peg; all
het up; Leo Sayer rhym. slang All dayer. Bender; prolonged drinking
spree; all day party.; cold-blooded bull session; wap-waps n. Breasts.
Also dedoo-wap-waps.; blessing; dock; zinzanbruck; cunt bubble 1. n. An
air lock up the fanny, often leading to a minge burp. 2. interj.
Something Paul Whicker says when punching the bishop (as opposed to
bashing the bishop).; timeworn man-lover; abort; up to your nuts in
guts; languishing jobbers; brown windsor; butt pirate; decadent slap 'n
tickle; privy limb; Dr Quite, Slim Nude Amateur Gay Gets Asshole Bang;
cotton mouse See tampon.; muck rag; have a slice off the joint; tender
boobies; tree-shaped flower; safe; Dr Quite and Muscular hunks inserting
dick into mouth and hole; stick it in; threepenny bits; mackerel n.
Pimp. (Unusually, a fish word not referring to the vagina).; shoot one's
wad; deviant cat; adulterous beaver shooting; aunt flo's here; bud;
bathtub eel; alternative lovestyle; exhausted bosoms; wet spaghetti;
intrusive butthole rape; donkey rigged : adj. Blessed with a large
penis.; mammary glands; exhausting weed bleeding; swollen saggers;
ruthless give-me-a-good-length sessions; horizontal rumble; hard-core
quim-sticking; exhausting bed sports; birthday suit; dinners; vag : n.
US American pie, the hairy variety.; Dr Quite, Gay Boys On Bed Jerking
Off For Cumshot; sour bikini bizkit; balloons; rageful yodeling in the
gulley; commodious piss curtains; get the sugar stick; Dr Quite, Tanned
Busty Tranny Gets Doggystyle Fuck; child-getter; old holborn : n. The
frayed edges of the velcro triangle (qv); a pant moustache (qv). See
also spiders legs.; love trumpet; disgraceful bed boogie; pocket pool;
crumb grinder; pugwash : n. Aus. Cleaning of the teeth with tapioca
toothpaste (qv); decadent bayonet drill; burka; batter the sausage;
surfing the crimson tide; shitarse; jiggery pokery; stinted date-locker;
margold n. The ability to do 5 pop shots (qv) in two hours. To do a
margold. After the US porn actor Bill Margold.; tight red snapper; Dr
Quite, Busty Twinks Jerking Off & Lick Tight Anus; bone gobbler;
small-time foofer; mysteries; boxing the clown; Dr Quite, Gay Boys
Hardcore Dick Sucking For Cum; fit her clap flap; unbelievably
overweight canned-fruit; jig-jig; cherry splitter; allonemia; pinch a
loaf See curl one off.; plate : v. Rub-a-tug shop (qv) parlance for
performing horatio; giving head.; Field of Reams; queef US n. Vaginal
fart; front botty burp.; tossergash; scumbag : n. The ultimate term of
abuse known to tabloid journalists.; pride; little love-rod; immoral
toyboy; relentless clown punchin'; boom boom room; backslidious
hypocritious; tumourous donut-puncher; spitfire; pendulous twins; tug
muscle; substantial toronjas; fat-assed pineapple queen; full-gorged
crippler; big pumpkin blossom; missile of venus launched; animalistic
stuff-my-muff sessions; blindfold; inappreciable man in the pink helmet;
disabled butt; back-door buddy; shuddering inner-sanctum; chocolate
chimney sweep euph. He who applies his purple headed womb broom (qv) to
dirtier duties.; population paste n. Semen; baby bullets (qv).; give it
to someone; Amateur 18yo Gay Kissing & Getting Dirty With Dr Quite;
polishing the nugget; unnoticeable little-brown-eyeball; incapacitated
pointer sisters; boss-queen; balloon knot : n. Ringpiece; chocolate
starfish. A puckered gazoo (qv).; quailing sissy-britches; sordid
vinegar stroking; extra digit; barse n. The perineum; that little bit
between your balls and your arse.; diminutive covert homosexual; crazy
warmer Brüder; squat Miss Thing; bitch's; sleazy bustage; kinky
earth-trembler; duelling bedsprings; toora-loorals; wide knockers
hones...@centurytel.net
Fuck you and the Fag you rode in on!
Your Pal,
HJ
ensignlordadmiralrobertthomasalouisiouschatterton
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Dr Quite spake thusly...
I'm warning all you twats!
--
Sincerely,
Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton -
- The African Explorer and Protector of the Morals of the Realm
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ah
*tick*
--
ah
ensignlordadmiralrobertthomasalouisiouschatterton
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ah spake thusly...
*tock*
ah
> earth-trembler; duelling bedsprings; toora-loorals; wide knockers
>
bot
--
ah
ah
The clock continues to tick.
--
ah
hones...@centurytel.net
You rang?
Clocky.
ensignlordadmiralrobertthomasalouisiouschatterton
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, spake thusly...
He's gone and pressed his snooze alarm.
hones...@centurytel.net
<Ensign Lord Admiral Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton>; "The African
Explorer" <ensign-lord-adm...@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:MPG.22e616ee1...@news.alt.net...
elderly woman pushes the alarm around her neck and says, "I've fallen and I
can't get up! That was really "ah" in his "night gown".
Clocky
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, spake thusly...
Good grief! Does he have one of those four-legged walkers with tennis
balls for feet and rear-view mirrors?
--
St. Jackanapes