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Kensi's Big Brown Beaver

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[tor] Checkmate

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Sep 28, 2012, 3:44:37 AM9/28/12
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Kensi had a big brown beaver
She stroked it all the time
One day she felt a prick
and it occurred to her,
she might have a porcupine.


...and a munky too!



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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

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A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:

"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
already."

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Uncle Steve learns about pigs:

<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?

<CM> The pigs have no use for money. They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.

<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave.

Regards,
Uncle Steve

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[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:

<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...

<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.

<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!

<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!

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[Tor] Andrew Wilson

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Sep 28, 2012, 7:39:57 AM9/28/12
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On Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:44:37 -0700, [tor] Checkmate wrote:

> Kensi had a big brown beaver
> She stroked it all the time
> One day she felt a prick
> and it occurred to her,
> she might have a porcupine.
>
>
> ...and a munky too!

I gave kensi her first douche. Her munky was stinking.

<cackle>

[tor] Checkmate

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Sep 28, 2012, 2:44:46 PM9/28/12
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
Kensi and her munky walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey, we don't
serve..." The munky says "Shuddup, you fat retarded chimp! I'll have a
banana daiquiri, and a vinegar and water for the lady."





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