Mourning

[Scott Oliver]

I say, folks, this group here is dead!
Not even a stone to be bled.
Let's see if we can't
Dig deep for a rant
Or, better, a rhyme from your head.

I know this is horrid, but at least it rhymes.

[Tiddy Ogg]

I quite see, Scott, your perturbation,
Concerning this group's near cessation,
But long it's been cold,
Be you ever so bold,
I think it's past resuscitation.

Almost all usenet is dead these days.