Re: Checky's girly bathroom. STOP!

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>
> On 2019-05-03 1:52 p.m., Skeeter wrote:
> > In article <4j7pce50fo3pob4le...@4ax.com>,
> > greg...@home.fake says...
> >>
> >> On Fri, 3 May 2019, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> On 2019-05-03 12:53 p.m., Skeeter wrote:
> >>>> In article <0j5pceha175r48bc4...@4ax.com>,greg...@home.fake says...
> >>>>> On Fri, 3 May 2019 11:37:42 -0700 (PDT), Skeeter <tean...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> It is a task. I like setting tile. You can look back at the end of the day and admire your work.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Girly-man work. Looking back at the end of the day,
> >>>>> any real man would say to himself, "OMG, that's a lot
> >>>>> of work and expense just to sissify my bathroom."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> And, "OMG, how did I ever get to be a freaking liberal
> >>>>> snowflake that it pleases me to do interior decorating
> >>>>> that only women like?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Just admit you live in a shithole shack and don't know how do do any
> >>>> renovating.
> >>>>
> >>> i strongly stand with the opinion that ,
> >>> i would not take bathroom decorating advice ,
> >> >from a guy that shits in a bucket
> >>
> >> You need to shut your pie hole before you
> >> receive a high-velocity, iron fist strike to
> >> your dentures.
> >>
> >> LOL
> >
> > persent found a button to push
> >
>
> one day his fat ass will form an air lock ,
> and he won't be able to pull the bucket off his ass

I rote a limerick on Usenet a long time ago. Wanna read it? It's called
"Nantucket Revisited" by me... Checkmate:

"There once was a man from Nantucket
who shit in an old rusty bucket.
He got stuck in that pail,
an embarrassing tale...
T'was only a fart that unstuck it"

People applauded...

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i heard that maybe back in grade 7 well something much like it

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No, you heard about the guy whose dick was so long he could suck it.
That's why MY limerick is called "Nantucket Revisited". Same place,
different guy.