The Witchdoctors rehab diaries ( confusion reigns )
the dot
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i thought i left th blog
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Jewel
'Grey Matter(Live)'
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whoever it was
knew about th indonesians
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i did th right thing of course and
deleted all th tracks
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fr th record
i know th difference between
chogm and apec
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said i was scattered
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i'll apologise when johnny does
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neither is gunna happen
and i do have some
scuses
just how magic cums to us
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lickin my wounds
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but th 2007 june 25 to june 25 2008 scree
was positive
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got some figures
current scree limit 573 clicks
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if i cant get it
back over six thousand
before august 23
we'll go fr th
seven days before sep 23 disaster date
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holdin my psychic echoes
down to under 350 k's
just under bundaberg as th crow flies
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The Kinks
'Celluloid Heroes'
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gettin some savage feedback
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6000 isnt enough
th last clue
threw to
yucatan peninsula
but half th clues given
seem to have pointed
at th english
indian doctor saga
th smell of curry was drivin us nuts
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tryin to unravel th clues
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more drugs over here thang
chop chop
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Blue Öyster Cult
'Veteran Of The Psychic Wars'
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yeah
sorry about that
freaks ppl out
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they see it one way and
never see it;s
corralary
fuck spell check
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with th clues
we passed
to all
7 days before th indian doctor guys
did their bit of stupidity
we were havina bite at dr death
frm bundaberg hosptial saga
and ravin
he accused of killin more than one aussie
have to spread this curse to those around u
seems to have landed
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my usual cassandra
backwards curse
foretelling of th future shit
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sep 23 2007
i've had th fuckin date too long
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and if it is
where i think it is
passin by cuba
at th moment i cant see that far
blew several psychic fuses
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and my previous casts on this disaster
seem to have been confused
with th last
time we asked kuta
do a bit of skullduggery
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i got two disasters
confused
in th clue giving
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and not compis mentis
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Do Re Mi
'1000 Mouths'
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nothin do re mi about it
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over and over
nothing has changed
lyric
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fuck u morticia
u were good at unraveling
cryptic crosswords
asked me to start this stupid fuckin book
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one of th idiots that asked me
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i cant even get a psychic image of th whole earth
not good fr someone
still tryin to protect gondwanaland
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kuta lady hasnt replied
she leavin
doesnt want th job
dont blame her
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can i trust my magic
overloaded
to tell me th nxt name to chase
know it;s my firstborn
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The Kinks
'God's Children'
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ya smartarse kuta
ya know andrew's
birth name is jesus
big mouthed nurse
didnt understand our religion
well we didnt
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he's too young
only just turned 12
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devil eyes
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if th fuckers do kill me devil eyes
fuck avengin my death
this planet
goin into a black hole
if yr th
kadaitcha man of gondwanaland
that's th only thing u care about
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lookin after yr tribe
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somethin larger than yrself
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can cost u yr family
yr friends
yr sanity
and still
they'll push ya to do it
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Bruce Springsteen
'Born To Run'
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till some other prick takes th job
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i rode th highways
on big bore bikes
fifteen yrs
my soul
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womble and leanne
god luv em
with luv
burned out a bunch of my psychic
fuses
they didnt know
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screamin into th ether
stop fuckin luvin me
not helpin
just keeps takin me to th brink
u cant kill black's body
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drop nuclear weapons
black will wander out unscathed
frm somewhere he just happened to bee
without thinkin
half cut
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dont think about it
just do
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tryin to do as little harm as possible
with my job
means no friends
still not impressed
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bob marley
'Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry'
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havin trouble wearin my female personality
in public at th moment
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had a coupel comments
livin back in my biker jacket
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jenny been bopped again
cant fight back
just scream
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luv these ppl
cant do a damn thing
implode
blowin fuses
damn
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grabbe dmy nasty twin brother and
he looks after me
my minder
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i was minder to th gypsie mafia guy
fat johnny
for 17 yrs
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oz fr six yrs
and womble and
a bunch of other buskers
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always in th background
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Do Re Mi
'Idiot Grin'
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wearin an idiot grin
and providing harmonies
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read back to some of my
fortitude valley pages
singin inth valley of guts
till dawn
with five busker mates
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mostly unseen
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if th harmonies are any good
mostly unheard too
singin with th guitar at th moment
this ekkie crazed chick askin for lyrics
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will ya hurry up and get off bitch
my fingers are too slow and
i cant afford batteries fr th vibrator
wanna go nightclubbing
she smiled
joined in fr th chorus
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wow
went foreground fr
th briefest time
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she's hung around
with five of her chick mates
for half an hour
flirting
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we propped her up as th singer
along with her drunk mates and
tried to make em sound good
not gunna happen this time
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just let go
if it;s
heartfelt enough
th fuckin crowd will join in with ya
seen it
well
thousands of times
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if looks could kill
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th idiot
with th unicycle
parked against th wall
beatin th big jembah
and singin with th guitar
has 250 thousand psychic kills
fr a secret service
livin two lives
maybe more
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Rogue Traders
'Voodoo Child'
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th voodoo
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black honey man
background singer
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kutaman
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tryin to prop up
his female personality
the oracle of kuta
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i have to be able to scree across th planet
to provide those clues
and th more i worry about it
th less i'll heal
but i gotta get some shit off my chest
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i can live with celibacy
but not with female friends at th same time
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it;s all a little too
original james bond
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but i was still doin my job
when i had two girlfriends
and they fucked me silly
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just never lasts
hey james man
ya fictional cunt
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they give u more respect than me
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17 yrs wi th gypsie mafia
i never needed a fuckin gun
ever
fat johnny would carry one
when he was sweatin
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i never got took
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my voodoo
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steppin between knockem tents ropes and
searchin for some bugger
th boroke gypsie
for th money they owed
i'll find him
got a lot of experience
more than th fictional chilli pepper
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but john travolta
he got morte respect
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Big Pig
'I Can't Breakaway'
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that's fucked man
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an actor
playin th part of a bad guy
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moves ppl
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i had so many guns stuck in my face
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i left after 12 yrs
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headed north
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came back with a different wife and
spent another five yrs in th underworld
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she thought i was a truck driver but
didnt mind all th ride tickets
to th ekka
th local big city carnival
a hundred thousand ppl a day
they stopped publishing figures
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i'd give estimates
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she knew everything
u know
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i'd come hoem with a black
thousand dollar bonus
a couple of hours late
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City High
'Sista'
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she'd just spend it
ask no questions
just bitch
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even if i did tell her occasionally
how much money i had in my pockets that day
it went in one ear and out th other
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occasionally
i'd get homea fter a long day
find an evelope
in my pocket
i hadnt handed over yet
five, ten
grand in cash
u name it
just on th phone
hey big fella
my last pickup
still in my pocket
i'll put it in th safe tomorow morning
i wont tell that bitch
go in th workshop safe fr th night
see ya friday, have a good trip
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Icehouse
'Icehouse'
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some of those
underworld meetings i
stood guard at
fuck man
can never repeat
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in th name of truth
i look fr things i can throw in my truth diary but
so much
so many secrets
i have to keep till these cunts all
passed away frm old age
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their wives
their girlfriends
in soem cases
their husbands
have no idea of some of th deals that went on
with their banker
my boss
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some of th things i was sent to do
th ppl i had to meet
in strange places
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wot have we sold this cunt ?
yr fuckin kiddin man
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how did we get hold of them ?
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well if he thinks he an use em
catering is weird
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Cat Stevens
'Where Do The Children Play?'
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stuff fr a ride
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a kids ride
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parked out th back of th
wharehouse
for weeks
it has to go
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there';s a food canteen
i have to put somewhere and
someone else
payed with a speedboat
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he'll sell em but
we have to hold em
till th run earns some money again
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couple things in th barn
i cant tell any cunt about
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cars
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ya fuckin arthur daley character
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fr 3 yrs
i tripped over a donut machine
every time i climbed into th shed
to grab a tyre fr one of th trucks
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Pilot
'Magic'
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bein screamed at fr leavin th young fella
on seven yellow lights in a row
leavin th big show
carryin th cash
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he still doesnt get my job big fella
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his older brother was bent enough to understand
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they werent on th same stretch of road
is wot th big fella is mumbling about
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we more concerned we dont run out of
frozen chips fr tomorrow morning
four hundred cartons in th freezers
we think
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th coldroom works
have given us a key and
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Mudvayne
'Happy'
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we'll get 300 out of there
tomorrow morning
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i got three trucks
runnin all over th fuckin city
tryin to replenish th warehouse fr tomorrow
morning's ekka run
well before dawn
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and suckin down mersyndol fortes fr th pain
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three cones
right after walkin thru th door at home and
a different world
how many kids i got now ?
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five
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th eldest daughters boyfriend has moved in
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didnt finish screamin at my five helpers
till nine pm and
th trucks are finally loaded how i want em
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and th psychic bitch wants to
have a fight
wants makeup sex
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City High
'Caramel (Remix)'
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look
i know u used to ring me
when i masturbated about ya
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from five k's away
why i fuckin married ya
that yr a stacked skinny blonde is
an added bonus
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decided
it;s not a good time to make war love with me
can read my mind
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turned into my wife fr a coupel hrs
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well
it;s better than her fuckin that
harley rider
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although him and i got on
smoked weed together on friday nights
when i wasnt so busy
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sore nuts babe
this gunna take long ?
said my piece
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?
'?'
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J:\june\Joe Jackson - Real Men.mp3
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u can yack afterwards
i'll be asleep
shouldn bother u
ask me questions in th morning
i'll have th answers
ok
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good enough
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more drugs over here
hurry up thang
or i'll throw th chinese chopper at ya
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for a yr
we had to have sex in th shower
cause otherwise her psychic kids woke up
drove both of us nuts
didnt matter where else we hid
or if we locked th door
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said th boy's name
andrew
when i came
he was born to th day
freaked th fuck out of both of us
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too much magic
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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to be in this non believing world
more respect fr harry potter
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well
daniel radcliffe
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little brother
calls my first born
devil eyes
i think we';re both scared of im
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th things
that andrew did to his parents
while he was in th womb
i still cant talk about
i doubt th hot psychic blonde can either
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just
freaky shit every day
pls dont freak out th kids today
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every time
th magic went overboard bein blatant
we'd have a marge and homer moment
look into each other's eyes
ah fuck
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th car door locks are goin up and down again
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Dire Straits
'Romeo and Juliet'
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just yr mother and father havin a wee fight young man
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love doesnt make it easier
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not understandin yr gift
just
it just
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it just
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i'd go fr a walk in th oz bush
we'd makeup later
freaked out th kids
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get on top of it
understand it and
how th fuck do we use this ?
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it;s not th star i came frm elizabeth
we were both magic
it;s th star i have to go to
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in real magic
most things come backwards
took yrs to get
glimmerings of understanding
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we had a magic child
in a land
that screams magic
in a land where
we all have a chip on our shoulder
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down under
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i thought aboutit
in th nature of things
stoner philosophy
why do all these ppl
in th northern hemisphere
insist on callin us
down under
ah man
coz in their hearts
they know
we're on top
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for every action
there;s an equal and opposite
reaction
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Suzanne Vega
'Marlene on the Wall'
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other evidence has shown
lyric
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poor bastards
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ya cant blame em
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i'm fighting things i cannot see
lyrics
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usually
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my vision has scaled back fr a bit
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it'll grow again
this not my first time
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blown psychic fuses before
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my female personality
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gone blewey
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but black needs me
most ppl
cant deal wi black
unless they;re fuckin him stupid
which never lasts
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Deborah Coleman
'Don't Lie to Me'
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not with my body
not with my testicles
little buggers
ache every fuckin day
like a teenager
45 this yr
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give me a break
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i'm a survivalist
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my psychic vision
has detected
a major problem in our spiral arm
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two ppl who luv me and whom i luv
went down th spiral wi me
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more
i'm lying
black dropped most of my female friends
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many nasty words
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with his body crashing
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his fuckin idiot sister
never looks after his body
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crashed and burned again
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Various Artists
'Jefferson Airplane / White rab'
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white rabbit
go ask alice
she sings
have u read that diary ?
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i recommend reading
the society for cutting up men
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scum
for short
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have to live on a planet with chicks with
views liek yours
dont have to judge all women by it
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Ammonia
'Drugs'
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th drugs help
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livin in a land
where th chicks tease at will
fr anythin they want
if u were aguy wi sore nuts dear
u'd suck down bongs too
lots of em
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this is oz
many men in oz
claim that men have no rights
i guess i'm one of em
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i dont hate chicks fr it though
it;s who they are
i'm th freak
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more drugs over here...
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nice thang
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those stupid chicks are still goin off about th
indonesians
they just dont understand
magic is seen
backwards
use a fuckin mirr
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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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or
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th magic that picks th songs
and th timing agrees
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i wrote th random number generator
it uses
magic AI
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future echoes
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i usually scree across th galaxy
watchin threats
that even th sci fi writers havent dreamed up yet
dont need to know yet
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we're an early electronic civilization
squillions of em
spread across th skies
easy pickings
sending electrical signals
willy nilly
out into wot we fuckin hope
is a void
still argiun over
interpretations of holy books
thousands of yrs old
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this is now
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my forever eyes so scaled back
fr a change
i can seee more now
my two personalities
closer on their time shift
than they've been in ages
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still lookin for positives in
bein enveloped in a sea of white
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handling it better than
last time
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i'm usually
seven days separated from black
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we'll diverge again and
my brother will fade back into th background personality
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so i can scree th heavens
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black not seemingly overawed at protecting humanity
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i'm an aussie
an aussie would do th job anyway
unloved
unlaid and
un noticed
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that's wot bein a volunteer is
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but th psychic emergency services
they grab ya man and
ya fuckin gone
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if u got th gift
and enough ppl around u know it
they push
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it would be
more palatable
if it was
full secret
it just
wouldnt work as well
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the truth shall set u free
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specially if yr diary gets out of hand
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cant imprison my mind
and it roams th heavens
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i know
wot it is
to look out
and sea a sea of light
jsut step back and take a fuckin good look
closin yr eyes helps
th light is stunning
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now imagine yrself
somewhere not on this earth
where th fuck is home ?
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we have a lot of theories
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hard science theories
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some of th things
my psychic echoes
have brought back
kept me awake
four nights in a row
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and i survived a double murder suicide
did th miding job fr th gypsie mafia banker and
just fuckin blew my mind
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i'm riding a frontier that
has no marked paths
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like th starship pilots of my dreams
th psychics
pearing
weeks
months
yrs ahead
of th ship
veer left now
somethin big
very dark and very solid
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now cunt
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and watch th scientists readin th meters after th fact and
shakin their heads
how can somethin so big
travel th void at that speed
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been doin it an awful long time
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gas giants
th size of jupiter
just careening thru th void
that;s yr
empty fucking space man
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not lit
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th courage
of those pilots
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not blastin at that star
th bastard isnt there
i know someone
came back frm there safely a week ago
its not fucking there i tell ya
not talking
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not talking
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hypersensitive
leave me th fuck alone
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a week later
news thru th tank
simultaneous
system wide
yeah man
we lost five pilots
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who were in transit
all had less than five yrs experience
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cheap airlines
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taking semi dangerous routes
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th warnings were posted
if they climb in th chair and
dont read em
they;re as bad as th non vfr pilots flyin
into mountains in cloud
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cumulus granite
clouds with rocks in em
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stay in th sunshine man
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till ya can read yr instruments or
are psychic enough
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dickhead
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not that one
not that one
not that one
just pickin stars not to send th trainees at
not allowed to even look at em
why burn their fuses so early on ?
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ok young fella with th ten foot tall confidence
that was th simulator but u screeing real stars
u would have killed all yr passengers five times
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dont take it so bad
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u leadin yr group
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u will get there
trust me
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we dont give u th really nasty ones
till u flown real missions
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then everything changes
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where th fuck is th earth ?
no this is real
th ground turned all th instruments off
operant conditioning man
of an operant gift
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City High
'You dont know me'
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i dont even know where th earth is
th window hatches all been shut and
it not a visible object at th moment
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this is real but
just training
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close th eyes
ignore th view
after havin a good look around
we're th self preservation society
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cant see th sun
real world test
man they flung me far this time
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do my runs and
take my score
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have another go after a sleep
ok woomera
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umm
gunna spin up th ship to have a ride
on my latest unicycle
spoke at ya's tomorrow
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pirate jenny
"black"
the land surfer
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p.s.
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WolfMother
'The White Unicorn'
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