Courthouse Here Surrounded with Mud and Fog Which Has Spread All Over Asheville

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Jimmy knows crooked Sammie Ervin IV

Dec 8, 2022, 8:50:08 AM12/8/22
Over the portals of this courthouse appear, within the foreboding dense fog, the warning, "Suffer every wrong which can be done you before coming here."

Meanwhile the "superlawyers"* carry on fogging and pettifogging the courtrooms."

Here is a horde of these brahmins in just one swarm of lawyers in a main street law firm drumming along in the Drummer Building:

*The entitled barristers have taken these cues of exuberance from the ostentatious Jaycees. They award themselves with this mock-awesome designation. Soon enough all but the buttdraggingest lawyers in town will be superlawyers. Even the known shysters practiced in greed and pettifoggery will all be superlawyers. White wigs, priestly necklaces, and lavender neckbands for all of them!

Newgene McKinney

Dec 10, 2022, 8:54:14 PM12/10/22
Ima with yew baldy! Whur dew i send muh $2.95 contribewtion at?
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