Gotta love the US of A State Dept!

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Canadian Hockey Players turn the US of A in to a gamblin sesspool of corrupt
social values and take money from state lotterys. Shame on 'em! Think about
the little chillens in Chapel Hill!

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Question Reference #060210-000040
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Summary: Deport Gretsky
Category Level 1: Citizenship
Category Level 2: U.S. Citizenship
Category Level 3: Applying for Citizenship
Date Created: 02/10/2006 02:26 AM
Last Updated: 02/10/2006 02:26 AM
Status: Unresolved

Discussion Thread
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Auto-Response - 02/10/2006 02:26 AM
Title: What federal agencies handle international adoptions?
Link:
http://contact-us.state.gov/cgi-bin/state.cfg/php/enduser/popup_adp.php?p_faqid=4&p_created=1115995579

Title: What agency handles citizenship and immigration?
Link:
http://contact-us.state.gov/cgi-bin/state.cfg/php/enduser/popup_adp.php?p_faqid=25&p_created=1119648999

Title: What government agency is responsible for immigration?
Link:
http://contact-us.state.gov/cgi-bin/state.cfg/php/enduser/popup_adp.php?p_faqid=66&p_created=1119732070

Customer - 02/10/2006 02:26 AM
When will our borders be secure from Canadian bookies like Gretsky?

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