BRAKING NEWS: VP Horseface Harris Own Spayshul Mission to Vietnam

[Idjit BoB]

WGUV-TV -- Cameltoe Harris knows a lot about pulling out sense she didn't last the first round uv the Democrat primary. Whiff regard to Kabull, Harris believes Sniff's was sloppy in pulling out prematurely creating a sticky sitiation.

Harris was heard to say "He has his hands full" as she boarded uh UFO speeding off to Vietnam in seconds thanks to unknown technology whut defies the Law uv Physics and "Fudd's First Law of Opposition."

President Sniffs sent her to Vietnam to investigate the difference between pulling out tooo early and staying and putting it hard to the adversary and finishing off.

More to follow.

[Bovina McKinney]

I will be follering with larry bringing up the rear.

[Idjit BoB]

BRAKING NEWS: UPDATE

WGUV-TV -- An unidentified woman whiff a horseface claiming to be Vice President uv the United States axed fer asylum in Vietnam to set up uh gummint in exile.

More to follow.

[Idjit BoB]

BRAKING NEWS: UPDATE #2

WGUV-TV -- President Sniffs Briben issued a warrant fer the ayrest uv Cameltoe Harris fer crimes against the Republic.

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Larry Buttwhistle Smith is offering uh 2 fer 1 Stall #2 discount.
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President Briben claims to suffer from Havana Syndrome and blames VP Harris fer his mental condition which is rapidly deteriorating. "It's her damn Cuban cricket collection whut is causing all my brane prolems in Afghanistan making me look like uh idiot" according to the president. The president is in constant contact whiff his lawyer Larry "Buttwhistle" Smith in uh effert to reclaim his honor. Good luck whiff dat.

Supportive documentation:
https://www.newswise.com/articles/the-cuban-cricket-crisis-new-study-identifies-insect-as-the-likely-culprit-behind-alleged-sonic-attacks-on-u-s-diplomats-in-havana

[Its a World of Larrys]

Im looking far wad to see what the babylon bees say about this! In the meen time, i will avoid cuba.