Nice, butt uh little hard for some dumb folks hyur to understand, so hyurs uh trans lation...
The lovely ass o' Inverness,
Nae joy nor pleasure can she see;
For, e'en to morn she cries, alas!
Then drops uh turd she names larry.
"Drumossie moor, Drumossie day-
A waefu' day it was to me!
For there I lost my overhauls,
When i ran in the woods to pee.
"Their winding-sheet the bluidy clay,
Their graves are growin' green to see;
And on them sets uh yoohoo bottle
Thats filled to the top with larrys pee
"Now wae to thee, thou cruel lord,
A bluidy man I trow thou be;
For mony a heart thou has made sair,
And awl because yew need to pee.