Robert Burns, the "Lovely Lass O' Inverness"

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Jimmy knows crooked Sammie Ervin IV

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Nov 30, 2022, 4:47:56 PM11/30/22
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Woe be to you, you son of a bitch
Who stole and killed to scratch your itch.

Larry in the News

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Dec 1, 2022, 1:20:45 AM12/1/22
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Nice, butt uh little hard for some dumb folks hyur to understand, so hyurs uh trans lation...

The lovely ass o' Inverness,
Nae joy nor pleasure can she see;
For, e'en to morn she cries, alas!
Then drops uh turd she names larry.

"Drumossie moor, Drumossie day-
A waefu' day it was to me!
For there I lost my overhauls,
When i ran in the woods to pee.

"Their winding-sheet the bluidy clay,
Their graves are growin' green to see;
And on them sets uh yoohoo bottle
Thats filled to the top with larrys pee

"Now wae to thee, thou cruel lord,
A bluidy man I trow thou be;
For mony a heart thou has made sair,
And awl because yew need to pee.

Yuben Yankinov

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Dec 1, 2022, 7:05:07 AM12/1/22
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Hyurs the long lost Scots video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=148s&v=X9wSEXyoRbw

Pepino-Jethro Goober

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Dec 3, 2022, 2:29:08 PM12/3/22
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I no that pome, hits wrote buy sum chiner man.
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