Re: * * * Dealing with unruly airline passengers ...
Monika Eggers
> What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
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> 1- Remove your lap top from its bag
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> 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
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> 3- Turn on
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> 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
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> 5- Turn on the Internet
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> 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
> gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
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> 7- Take a deep breath and open this site
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> http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
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> 8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger >:-)
9. Watch yourself being thrown out of the airplane from a high altitude.
What would I see on the page if I had the necessary plugin?
Monika.
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DaveG
> It's quite funny and I suppose could appear quite scary in the right
> circumstances as outlined above.
On a brighter note, people have been arrested for less at the airport.
Don't ever actually make a joke about bombs when on the plane or even in
the airport ;-)
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