The Clark Johnson Cascade
JustmeŽ
search @ Deja brought this post from about this time last year; I think
that it would be apropos to start up the cascade again, for old times'
sake. If you were here where Clark posted, add to it, it'll do ya good.
If you weren't here when Clark posted, add to it anyway. My addition
follows his original post, which I leave unedited:
> From: cjoh...@wild.net (Clark Johnson)
> Subject: The a.a-s X-mas Cascade (experimental)
> Date: 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 GMT
> Message-ID: <38708e59...@enews.newsguy.com>
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
> Organization: Cluebus Transit Authority, Clue Enforcement Division
> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
> Mime-Version: 1.0
> Newsgroups: alt.aol-sucks
>
> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
> ====================================
>
> On the first day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
> An e-mail with porn for free.
>
>
>
> [ObCascadeRules: Change (but don't quote) line 1 of verse for correct
> day then insert your witty rejoinder above all the others. Meow!]
>
> Clark
> --
> Cascade Conspirator, IBAASP,
> Happy Holidays Division
==========
> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
> ====================================
>
On the second day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
Two TOS warnings,
and
> An e-mail with porn for free.
Clark, I miss you.
Meow.
--Ginny
Former member, TP, TINTP
http://www.hicom.net/~ginnys/tasteless
JM Hunter
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> picked a plump bugger and in
sanskrit smeared the following cryptic message:
>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died. A
>search @ Deja brought this post from about this time last year; I think
>that it would be apropos to start up the cascade again, for old times'
>sake. If you were here where Clark posted, add to it, it'll do ya good.
>If you weren't here when Clark posted, add to it anyway. My addition
>follows his original post, which I leave unedited:
The world has lost: A humorist, A Poet, One hell of d00d.
>> From: cjoh...@wild.net (Clark Johnson)
>> Subject: The a.a-s X-mas Cascade (experimental)
>> Date: 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 GMT
>> Message-ID: <38708e59...@enews.newsguy.com>
>> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>> Organization: Cluebus Transit Authority, Clue Enforcement Division
>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
>> Mime-Version: 1.0
>> Newsgroups: alt.aol-sucks
>>
>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>> ====================================
>>
>> On the first day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>>
>>
>>
>> [ObCascadeRules: Change (but don't quote) line 1 of verse for correct
>> day then insert your witty rejoinder above all the others. Meow!]
>>
>> Clark
>> --
>> Cascade Conspirator, IBAASP,
>> Happy Holidays Division
>
>==========
>
>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>> ====================================
>>
>On the third day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
Three CD bisks,
>Two TOS warnings,
>and
>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>
>
>Clark, I miss you.
ditto
>Meow.
meow.
>--Ginny
>Former member, TP, TINTP
>http://www.hicom.net/~ginnys/tasteless
JM Hunter, IBAASP, keeper of the Sacred Punch Division
Pookie
returned from being abducted by aliens and wrote in some strange,
previously unheard of language:
>On The Day Of Our Lord: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, JustmeŽ
On the fourth day of Christmas, my AOL brought me:
Four get rich quick scams,
>
>Three CD bisks,
>
>>Two TOS warnings,
>>and
>>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>>
>>
>>Clark, I miss you.
>
>ditto
Make mine a double ditto.
>
>>Meow.
>
>meow.
With a "wheep" on the side,
>
>>--Ginny
>>Former member, TP, TINTP
>>http://www.hicom.net/~ginnys/tasteless
>
> JM Hunter, IBAASP, keeper of the Sacred Punch Division
Pookie, President: IBAASP
Magic Brownies Division
derfy
On the fifth day of Christmas, my AOL brought me:
Five....porno...rings....
Mark Hill
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died.
Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
*plonk*
JM Hunter
(Mark Hill) picked a plump bugger and in sanskrit smeared the
following cryptic message:
>On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme®
><ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>
>>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died.
>
>Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
>
>*plonk*
I wish I could remember who the fuck you are just so I could flame
your sorry arse. As it is, I guess it doesn't matter.
Hahaha
JM Hunter
Yoyo
wrote:
fuck u jim clark got reincarnated so who gives a fuck retard
JM Hunter
claudia...@earthlink.net (Yoyo) picked a plump bugger and in
sanskrit smeared the following cryptic message:
>On Fri, 08 Dec 2000 18:58:51 GMT, JM Hunter <james_m...@lycos.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On The Day Of Our Lord: Fri, 08 Dec 2000 18:16:42 GMT, sl...@peir.net
>>(Mark Hill) picked a plump bugger and in sanskrit smeared the
>>following cryptic message:
>>
>>>On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme®
>>><ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died.
>>>
>>>Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
>>>
>>>*plonk*
>>
>>I wish I could remember who the fuck you are just so I could flame
>>your sorry arse. As it is, I guess it doesn't matter.
>>
>>Hahaha
>>
>> JM Hunter
> fuck u jim clark got reincarnated so who gives a fuck retard
No, let me say this to you: Fuck off.
No one cares about what you have to say.
Hahaha
JM Hunter
piddy
wrote:
>On The Day Of Our Lord: Fri, 08 Dec 2000 23:56:56 GMT,
>claudia...@earthlink.net (Yoyo) picked a plump bugger and in
>sanskrit smeared the following cryptic message:
>>On Fri, 08 Dec 2000 18:58:51 GMT, JM Hunter <james_m...@lycos.com>
>>wrote:
>>>On The Day Of Our Lord: Fri, 08 Dec 2000 18:16:42 GMT, sl...@peir.net
>>>(Mark Hill) picked a plump bugger and in sanskrit smeared the
>>>following cryptic message:
>>>>On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme®
>>>><ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>>>>>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died.
>>>>Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
>>>>*plonk*
>>>I wish I could remember who the fuck you are just so I could flame
>>>your sorry arse. As it is, I guess it doesn't matter.
>>>Hahaha
>>> JM Hunter
>> fuck u jim clark got reincarnated so who gives a fuck retard
>No, let me say this to you: Fuck off.
>No one cares about what you have to say.
>Hahaha
> JM Hunter
Getting old too? Dying is much less a joke when it's
near.
piddy -- I'm near, but no one will ever post about me
when I die, and for the piddy, that is ok.
Now fuck your lives to hell and may Satan be real.
piddy
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died. A
>search @ Deja brought this post from about this time last year; I think
>that it would be apropos to start up the cascade again, for old times'
>sake. If you were here where Clark posted, add to it, it'll do ya good.
>If you weren't here when Clark posted, add to it anyway. My addition
>follows his original post, which I leave unedited:
You've grown up so much since *those* days. Why not show it?
piddy
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died. A
>search @ Deja brought this post from about this time last year; I think
>that it would be apropos to start up the cascade again, for old times'
>sake. If you were here where Clark posted, add to it, it'll do ya good.
>If you weren't here when Clark posted, add to it anyway. My addition
>follows his original post, which I leave unedited:
>
>> From: cjoh...@wild.net (Clark Johnson)
>> Subject: The a.a-s X-mas Cascade (experimental)
>> Date: 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 GMT
>> Message-ID: <38708e59...@enews.newsguy.com>
>> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>> Organization: Cluebus Transit Authority, Clue Enforcement Division
>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
>> Mime-Version: 1.0
>> Newsgroups: alt.aol-sucks
>>
>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>> ====================================
>>
>> On the first day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>>
>>
>>
>> [ObCascadeRules: Change (but don't quote) line 1 of verse for correct
>> day then insert your witty rejoinder above all the others. Meow!]
>>
>> Clark
>> --
>> Cascade Conspirator, IBAASP,
>> Happy Holidays Division
>
>==========
>
>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>> ====================================
>>
>On the second day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
>
>Two TOS warnings,
>and
>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>
>
>Clark, I miss you.
>
>Meow.
piddy
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>--Ginny
Isn't MS about to take you away from us?
Why not call Kavorkian?
piddy
piddy
>>>> On the first day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
Enough duct tape to take you off to prisonee.
piddee
piddy
<kha...@lart.con> wrote:
>On the sixth day of Christmas, my aol brought to me:
>Six haxors trading warez.
It just don't make it anymore. Grow up.
The Mak
<3a307600....@news.mindspring.com>:
>On Fri, 08 Dec 2000 00:02:30 -0500, Khaveen Abdul Ca-non
><kha...@lart.con> enlightened us (TINU) with the following output:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Dec 2000 01:47:05 GMT, derfy <de...@home.com> amazed us
>>with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
>><o9f03ts6lgdvrn29a...@4ax.com> in alt.aol-sucks when
>>he/she wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 07 Dec 2000 06:39:52 -0500, Pookie <wa...@fly.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 07 Dec 2000 20:01:13 GMT, JM Hunter
>>>><james_m...@lycos.com> returned from being abducted by aliens and
>>>>wrote in some strange, previously unheard of language:
>>>>
>>>>>On The Day Of Our Lord: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme?
>>>>><ginny_...@unforgettable.com> picked a plump bugger and in
>>>>>sanskrit smeared the following cryptic message:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died.
>>>>>>A search @ Deja brought this post from about this time last year; I
>>>>>>think that it would be apropos to start up the cascade again, for
>>>>>>old times' sake. If you were here where Clark posted, add to it,
>>>>>>it'll do ya good. If you weren't here when Clark posted, add to it
>>>>>>anyway. My addition follows his original post, which I leave
>>>>>>unedited:
>>>>>
>>>>>The world has lost: A humorist, A Poet, One hell of d00d.
>>
>>Of all the people I have know through this newsgroup...Ole C. Johnson
>>sure did make me laugh, and I tried my best to make Clark laugh in
>>return. That I could make Clark Johnson laugh, a person who I
>>respected even though I never met him, meant a great deal to me.
>>Clark Johnson....boy could he sharpen a phrase or sentence and lay you
>>right open.
>>
>>Fuck all...I miss seeing his stuff in my in-box.
>>
>>It may just be text on a screen, but I made some damn good friends on
>>Usenet, and in this newsgroup
>>
>I couldn't have said it better myself. Here's to you, Clark. I'll miss
>you more than I can say. Actually, a poem by Goethe comes to mind:
>
>"To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is
>understanding in spite of distances or thoughts expressed ~ That can
>make life a garden." -Goethe
>
I wasn't even lurking here when he was posting, I'm such a lil' 'un. Sounds
like a true blue meower, though.
>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> From: cjoh...@wild.net (Clark Johnson)
>>>>>>> Subject: The a.a-s X-mas Cascade (experimental)
>>>>>>> Date: 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 GMT
>>>>>>> Message-ID: <38708e59...@enews.newsguy.com>
>>>>>>> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>>>>>>> Organization: Cluebus Transit Authority, Clue Enforcement
>>>>>>> Division Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
>>>>>>> Mime-Version: 1.0
>>>>>>> Newsgroups: alt.aol-sucks
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>>>>>>> ====================================
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On the first day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
>>>>>>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [ObCascadeRules: Change (but don't quote) line 1 of verse for
>>>>>>> correct day then insert your witty rejoinder above all the
>>>>>>> others. Meow!]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Clark
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Cascade Conspirator, IBAASP,
>>>>>>> Happy Holidays Division
>>>>>>
>>>>>>==========
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>>>>>>> ====================================
>>>>>>>
>>
On the eighth day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
Eight 'reps a "saving",
>On the seventh day of Christmas, my aol brought to me:
>
>Seven nasty IMs,
>
>>On the sixth day of Christmas, my aol brought to me:
>>
>>Six haxors trading warez.
>>
>>>On the fifth day of Christmas, my AOL brought me:
>>>
>>>Five....porno...rings....
>>>
>>>>On the fourth day of Christmas, my AOL brought me:
>>>>
>>>>Four get rich quick scams,
>>>>>
>>>>>Three CD bisks,
>>>>>
>>>>>>Two TOS warnings,
>>>>>>and
>>>>>>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Clark, I miss you.
>>>>>
>>>>>ditto
>>>>
>>>>Make mine a double ditto.
>>
>>I am normally not a Scotch drinker...Tonight is my exception.
>>Clark did like his Scotch on occasion.
>>
>>/me toasts to the late, great, caustic CJohnson. May he flame in
>>peace.
>>
>Amen.
Skoal.
>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Meow.
>>>>>
>>>>>meow.
>>>>
>>>>With a "wheep" on the side,
>>
>>Zrbj.
>>
>Meow.
Meow.
>
>>>>>
>>>>>>--Ginny
>>>>>>Former member, TP, TINTP
>>>>>>http://www.hicom.net/~ginnys/tasteless
>>>>>
>>>>> JM Hunter, IBAASP, keeper of the Sacred Punch Division
>>>>
>>>>Pookie, President: IBAASP
>>>>Magic Brownies Division
>>
>>--Kevin A. Cannon
>>Former member, TP, TINTP
>>http://www.lowdown.com/~kc217/main.html
>>
>
>June
>Drinker of the Sacred Punch Division--IBAASP
>Former member, TP, TINTP
>
Mak and his fucking sig.
JustmeŽ
<3a31a91a...@news.prodigy.net>, and I felt COMPELLED to reply:
> On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme®
> <ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>
> >--Ginny
>
> Isn't MS about to take you away from us?
>
> Why not call Kavorkian?
>
Alas Pidster, no; I'm as healthy as a horse these days. Nice remission
and everything. BUT, if it makes you feel better, I can fake it (women
know how to do that) by lying real still and dribbling water out of one
side of my mouth.
Now, don't go getting aroused when I do that--I'm married, you know!
--
--Ginny
"Die Screaming."
--Jonathan Blaque
JustmeŽ
>
> You've grown up so much since *those* days. Why not show it?
I'd have to buy new clothes.....
kel...@my-deja.com
Ehh, fuck off. Clark was a hell of a poster, and
a hell of a guy. He will be missed.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
JustmeŽ
<90uq7i$g2g$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, and I felt COMPELLED to reply:
> In article <3a31246a...@news.prodigy.net>,
> d...@woeur.net wrote:
> > On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, JustmeŽ
> > <ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark
> Johnson, has died.
> >
> > Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
> >
> > *plonk*
> >
> >
>
> Ehh, fuck off. Clark was a hell of a poster, and
> a hell of a guy. He will be missed.
>
Out of respect for Clark I'm not going to play with the obvious flame-
bait set out by our learning-disabled friend; rather, I'm going to enjoy
reading the posts of the folks who've stopped by to give props to one of
the wittiest SOB's ever to grace a.a-s.
/me waves to Kel. :) Hey, bay-BEE!
--Ginny
JM Hunter
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> picked a plump bugger and in
sanskrit smeared the following cryptic message:
>kel...@my-deja.com (kel...@my-deja.com) wrote in article
><90uq7i$g2g$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, and I felt COMPELLED to reply:
>> In article <3a31246a...@news.prodigy.net>,
>> d...@woeur.net wrote:
>> > On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme®
>> > <ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark
>> Johnson, has died.
>> >
>> > Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
>> >
>> > *plonk*
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Ehh, fuck off. Clark was a hell of a poster, and
>> a hell of a guy. He will be missed.
>>
>Goddamn RIGHT!
>
>Out of respect for Clark I'm not going to play with the obvious flame-
>bait set out by our learning-disabled friend; rather, I'm going to enjoy
>reading the posts of the folks who've stopped by to give props to one of
>the wittiest SOB's ever to grace a.a-s.
>
>/me waves to Kel. :) Hey, bay-BEE!
One of the reasons this newsgroup sucks so much anymore is the wit of
such people like Clark Johnson is missing. It's been years since I've
seen a good parody, a funny flame or really good Tom Foolery displayed
in this place.
JM Hunter
Shice Beoney
>In article <3a31246a...@news.prodigy.net>,
> d...@woeur.net wrote:
>> On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, JustmeŽ
>> <ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark
>Johnson, has died.
>>
>> Never liked the bastard, or any of you.
>>
>> *plonk*
>>
>>
>
>Ehh, fuck off. Clark was a hell of a poster, and
>a hell of a guy. He will be missed.
True, that. He's also the author of probably the funniest single post that
I've read in this newsgroup:
http://www.deja.com/[ST_rn=ps]/getdoc.xp?AN=556405528&fmt=text
--
"Selection 4] Close Only Counts In Horseshoes, Hand Grenades, and
Organized Religion.
Selection 6] Sister Act 4: Mistress Beatrice.
Selection 7] Curious George: The Missile Attack On Flight 800.
Selection 8] White Power Gnome and Crack Mouse." -the Lost Manifestos
piddy
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>piddy (soo...@peir.net) wrote in article
><3a31a91a...@news.prodigy.net>, and I felt COMPELLED to reply:
>> On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, JustmeŽ
>> <ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>>
>> >--Ginny
>>
>> Isn't MS about to take you away from us?
>>
>> Why not call Kavorkian?
>>
>
>Alas Pidster, no; I'm as healthy as a horse these days. Nice remission
>and everything. BUT, if it makes you feel better, I can fake it (women
>know how to do that) by lying real still and dribbling water out of one
>side of my mouth.
>
>Now, don't go getting aroused when I do that--I'm married, you know!
I find you very arousing, dead or partially so. Dump your pleasure
and find me to give you a tasteless life unimaginablely.
I'll send your kids off to hopeful rockgroups, as I did my nephews.
They will thank you and maybe they will die on drugs and leave
you with lots of money! Sort of makes motherhood a worthy
profitable, endeavor after all.
piddy -- screwed no more than the next guy.
Art Stone
--
artstone@*
Former Troll Patrol Antagonist
On Thu, 7 Dec 2000 14:08:36 -0500, Justme®
<ginny_...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died. A
>search @ Deja brought this post from about this time last year; I think
>that it would be apropos to start up the cascade again, for old times'
>sake. If you were here where Clark posted, add to it, it'll do ya good.
>If you weren't here when Clark posted, add to it anyway. My addition
>follows his original post, which I leave unedited:
>
>> From: cjoh...@wild.net (Clark Johnson)
>> Subject: The a.a-s X-mas Cascade (experimental)
>> Date: 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 GMT
>> Message-ID: <38708e59...@enews.newsguy.com>
>> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>> Organization: Cluebus Transit Authority, Clue Enforcement Division
>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
>> Mime-Version: 1.0
>> Newsgroups: alt.aol-sucks
>>
>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>> ====================================
>>
>> On the first day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>>
>>
>>
>> [ObCascadeRules: Change (but don't quote) line 1 of verse for correct
>> day then insert your witty rejoinder above all the others. Meow!]
>>
>> Clark
>> --
>> Cascade Conspirator, IBAASP,
>> Happy Holidays Division
>
>==========
>
>> The.Twelve.Day...@aol.com
>> ====================================
>>
>On the second day of Christmas, my AOL brought to me:
>
>Two TOS warnings,
>and
>> An e-mail with porn for free.
>
>
>Clark, I miss you.
>
Jay B
> Former TP member and old guard of a.a-s, Clark Johnson, has died.