The AOL Takeover
Spatch
EVERYBODY suffers then.
In article <395qns$b...@news.cerf.net>, Tom Wark <mr...@cerf.net> wrote:
>I find it terribly ironic that net people, love as they do the concept of
>free expression and communication, find so much trouble with the entrance
>of a new breed of "netters" onto the internet; specifically the AOL
>crowd.
You misspelled "gross assumption on your part, Chuckles". Hope this helps.
> Here is a group of people with a different perspective on
>electronic information and communication,
Yeah, I guess computer.cluelessness and sheer stupidity count as a "different
perspective".
> built primarily on there
>experience with a commercial service and their use
Oooh, damn, is it too late to go back and sic the Grammar-Meter on him?
> of a far superior
Dictionary.
>interphase than the net has.
Can anyone tell me what an "interphase" is or is our friend here just
merely ejaculating utter nonsense around?
> Yet, the netters bemoan their entrance, as
>though a plague of some sort has penetrated their bubble of an existence.
And Freudian scholars everywhere go crazy.
>
>All you AOL haters do realize of course that the AOLers and Compuserve
>users and Prod People
*giggle* *chuckle* Oh, this is rich.
> will be taking over the net, changing it by its
>existence,
Huh? Whafuck? Someone needs to get Hooked on Phonics stat.
> and your hate for them will become an obsolete historical
>reference in the chronicle of the evolution of the Internet.
Written by Steve "Fishmonger" Case, no doubt.
> You AOL
>haters are in the midst of becoming footnotes in history. Such a shame
>too. Though your rants and flames will go by the wayside, I will miss
>your rather amusing flames and posts, your childish namecalling, and your
>self righteous indignation at those who post yet don't use perfect
>grammer,
This has GOT to be a troll. It smells sooooooooooo much like feesh, but yet
at the same time the irony is just so wonderful.
> or who don't use just the right methods of posting. You AOL
>haters are amusing and slightly entertaining.
What do you care? You're not posting from AOL.
>Nevertheless, you are a dying breed. I wonder what all of you will do
>when you become completely insignificant against the wave of normal
>people who will flood the net and make you all common minorities;
Quit trying to lump yourself in with the "normal" crowd, Jocko. You were
ostracised in 3rd grade, weren't ya? Thought so.
> when
>your belief that the internet is for REAL internet users
This in itself is just so amazingly hilarious yet, at the same time, clueless.
Yer goin' in my .sig file if I had one. But I don't. So there. Die.
> becomes an
>amusing aside. You are on your way out. And all your ranting and raving
>and flames mean little or nothing, except of course to yourselves.
You know, it's always the James Bond-type villians who get to make a speech
like the one you just made, right before they go down in flames. I find it
amusingly appropriate. Thanks for speaking for the entire AOL community,
Boobie! I'm sure they appreciate it too, but I bet they'd even appreciate
it even more if next time you had some kind of POINT TO MAKE!
>Farewell,
>
>Tom...
... really should listen to the voices in his head and kill himself now
As Above So Below.....Forever Still The First Law Of Magic
: Farewell,
That's what many of the normal users of the internet will say when it
goes commercial because that's what the owners of Fraudigy, Compu$lurp,
and of course AOL want to happen.
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