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Dances With Squirrels

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Jan 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/19/96
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Hi! Would anyone happen to have the full lyrics to the Freakazoid theme song?
(also, how about Lord Bravery or the Huntsman's themes?)


Thanks,

Andy

*************Andreas P. Beger (abe...@macalstr.edu to his friends)************
"Whenever mathematicians call something 'pathological',
'abnormal','strange', or the like, what they mean is,
'I don't understand this damned thing'."
--Ian Stewart
*******************************************************************************

Michele Armstrong

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Feb 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/2/96
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"Darn the luck...DARN!!! I turned away for a cup of berry water and
messed up the lyrics Darn!!!

I've revised them below

"have you all gone stark raving mad!!!!"
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Michele Armstrong, Assist. Bursar |InterNet mic...@naropa.edu
The Naropa Institute |Voice Phone (303) 546-3554
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On Thu, 1 Feb 1996, Michele Armstrong wrote:

>
>
> OOH OOH I Think I know the Huntsman
>
> Here goes off the top of my head...
>
> HUNTSMAN
>
> HUNT HUNT HUNT
> He's the Huntsman
> Into action is his crime
> From the forest to the city
> He will run there in a jiffy
> To sock Evil in the I
>
> Marty Feeb was a poor huntsman
> Hungry without goal
> Til one day ..he saved
> a chunky elf
> From being eaten by a crow
>
> The elf rewarded Marty Feeb
> With a magic sack of corn
>
> He got strength, and speed and shiny teeth
> and so the Huntsman was reborn.
>
> HUNT HUNT HUNT
> He's the Huntsman
> he whips the pants off the bad guys
> When there is a state of emergency
> Sound the horn of Urgency
> and summon the Huntsman
> Into action
> Is his crime
>
> HUNT.
>
> sometimes I sing it in the shower... HEE :) Some of the lyrics may be
> wrong but I personnally think that's pretty good for off the top of my head.
>
> Michele
>
> "The computer is my life, Mom"
>
> "That's so very very sad!" BIg smile From Debbie Douglas makes my day!

>
> _______________________________________________________________________________
>
> Michele Armstrong, Assist. Bursar |InterNet mic...@naropa.edu
> The Naropa Institute |Voice Phone (303) 546-3554
> 2130 Arapahoe Avenue |Fax Machine (303) 444-0410
> Boulder, CO 80302 |
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Kane Leung

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Feb 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/2/96
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abe...@macalstr.edu (Dances With Squirrels) wrote:

> Hi! Would anyone happen to have the full lyrics to the Freakazoid theme song?
> (also, how about Lord Bravery or the Huntsman's themes?)

I figure I'd post this instead, since there are prolly others asking
for it but are afraid to.

This was FTPed off of a.t.a.'s official ftp site rasputin.caltech.edu
,where you'll also find many other Animaniacs informational documents.


(As far as I know, there is only one Freakazoid list currently in
maintainance (the STEFF, aka Stuff To Enjoy From Freakazoid, aka a
merchandise list; email me for it), but many are in the works,
including the LOBE, the FREAKAZOID, and the DEXTER.)

Okkay here it is, as transcribed by Ron "Keeper" O'Dell
.......................................................

[13 September 1995]

Theme lyrics to STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS FREAKAZOID!

Super-teen extraordinaire
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better's on TV
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Freakalair
Freakazoid! Fricasse!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Freakmobile
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Freaka me! Freaka you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
It not, we'll be unemployed
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!!!

========================================

FREAKAZOID AND FRIENDS
(sung to the Animaniacs theme)

It's time for Freakazoid and friends
Where the insanity never ends
Justice he defends
You're sure to get the bends
From Freakazoid and friends!

When Dexter becomes Freakazoid, he shows his super stuff
He battles Lobe and Vulgar Beast and villains who are tough
Like Candle Jack and Cobra Queen
Cave Guy can be tough
There's Fanboy, Mo-Ron, Eye of Newt
And that's about enough!

It's Freakazoid and friends
It's what your dentist recommends
To patients who chew gum
This show is really dumb
It's Freakazoid and friends!

Meet Dexter's girlfriend, Steff
And his mentor, named McStu
Lord Bravery and Fanboy
The Gnomes are quite a crew
Cosgrove and the Huntsman
Toby Danger too
And don't forget; there's Freakazette
A lovely shade of blue!

It's Freakazoid and friends
A show that no one comprehends
Our longevity depends
On our demographic trends
It's totally freaky
Dexter's geeky
The plots are weaky
We're up the creeky
We've sprung a leaky
Freakazoid and friends!
Now our song ends!

Doug Johnson

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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>
>> > Hi! Would anyone happen to have the full lyrics to the Freakazoid theme song?
>> > (also, how about Lord Bravery or the Huntsman's themes?)
>> >
>> >
>> > Thanks,
>> >
>> > Andy
>> >
>> > *************Andreas P. Beger (abe...@macalstr.edu to his friends)************
>> > "Whenever mathematicians call something 'pathological',
>> > 'abnormal','strange', or the like, what they mean is,
>> > 'I don't understand this damned thing'."
>> > --Ian Stewart
>> > *******************************************************************************
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
Reply to Freakazoid lyrics: Sung to the tune of Freakazoid!

-Superdude extrodianre; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
-Runs around in his underware; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
-Guess who's watching to be seen; Freadazoid, Freakazoid
-Unless somethings better on TV; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
-His brain is overloaded; its acid choclate coated
-Jackpot case for Sigman Freud
---Checkout Dexter Douglas; Nerd computer ace
---When surf'n on the internet; He was zapped inside cyberspace
---He drives the villians crazy; Cause he's a lunatic
-His homebase is the Freak-a-lare; Freakazoid, Freakasee
-Floyd the barber cuts his hair; Freakazoid, Chimpanzee
-He drives around in the Freakmobile; Freakazoid, Free gazoo
-Hopes to make a movie deal; Freak-a-me, Free for you
-He's here to save the nation; So stay tuned to this station
-If not we'll be unemployed; Freakazoid. Freakazoid
---------Freakazoid--------


Bill Newkirk

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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In <4fh4pg$q...@thor.atcon.com>, d...@MAIL.ATCON.COM (Doug Johnson) writes:

>>> > Hi! Would anyone happen to have the full lyrics to the Freakazoid theme song?
>>> > (also, how about Lord Bravery or the Huntsman's themes?)
>>> > Thanks,
>>> > Andy

>Reply to Freakazoid lyrics: Sung to the tune of Freakazoid!
>
>-Superdude extrodianre; Freakazoid, Freakazoid

superteen

>-Runs around in his underware; Freakazoid, Freakazoid

underwear

>-Guess who's watching to be seen; Freadazoid, Freakazoid

it has to do with "washington, d. c." but i'm coming up blank on the first part..
maybe "guess who's watching washington d. c."

>-Unless somethings better on TV; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
>-His brain is overloaded; its acid choclate coated

his brain's overloading, it has a chocolate coating

>-Jackpot case for Sigman Freud

probably "textbook" and it's "sigmund"

>---Checkout Dexter Douglas; Nerd computer ace
>---When surf'n on the internet; He was zapped inside cyberspace

zapped to cyberspace
(there's a line missing here, isn't there?)

>---He drives the villians crazy; Cause he's a lunatic
>-His homebase is the Freak-a-lare; Freakazoid, Freakasee

freakalair. fricassee

>-Floyd the barber cuts his hair; Freakazoid, Chimpanzee
>-He drives around in the Freakmobile; Freakazoid, Free gazoo

free kazoo or probably freakazoo

>-Hopes to make a movie deal; Freak-a-me, Free for you

freakayou

>-He's here to save the nation; So stay tuned to this station

>-If not we'll be unemployed; Freakazoid. Freakazoid

>---------Freakazoid--------

Bill Newkirk WB9IVR The Space Coast Amateur Technical Group
Melbourne, FL duty now for the future of amateur radio
Lombardi's 1st Law of Business:
Companies succeed in spite of their best effort. If they succeed at all.


Kane Leung

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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In <4fh4pg$q...@thor.atcon.com> d...@MAIL.ATCON.COM (Doug Johnson)
wrote:

<<artificial header inserted; abe...@macalstr.edu wrote this>>


> >> > Hi! Would anyone happen to have the full lyrics to the Freakazoid theme song?
> >> > (also, how about Lord Bravery or the Huntsman's themes?)

<<PEOPLE people please snip the .sigs!!!!!! YEESH!!>>
....
<<Very awful transcription of Freakzaoid! theme song snipped also>>

For an accurate transcript, ftp to rasputin.caltech.edu ,and
download FzTheme.txt instead. Many thanks to Keeper; many no thanks
for people who can't transcribe.

(General note to everyone)
It's nice that you are willing to help others by posting informational
stuff, but if you are not sure about it's accuracy, please please
PLEASE state that you are NOT sure!

It never hurts to help, but when you're help is wrong, it can cause
deadly consequences.

(yes, someone may have just died from singing along with a bad
transcript of the Freakazoid theme :)

-- Kane


Rick Pikul

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Feb 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/11/96
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Doug Johnson (d...@MAIL.ATCON.COM) wrote:

: >>

Here we go again:

: Reply to Freakazoid lyrics: Sung to the tune of Freakazoid!

: -Superdude extrodianre; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Superteen (pretty sure)
: -Runs around in his underware; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Drop the his, it dosen't map.
: -Guess who's watching to be seen; Freadazoid, Freakazoid
: -Unless somethings better on TV; Freakazoid, Freakazoid


: -His brain is overloaded; its acid choclate coated

Head, not acid.
: -Jackpot case for Sigman Freud
Textbook case for Sigmand Freud; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
: ---Checkout Dexter Douglas; Nerd computer ace


: ---When surf'n on the internet; He was zapped inside cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoin; The strongest super freak
: ---He drives the villians crazy; Cause he's a lunatic


: -His homebase is the Freak-a-lare; Freakazoid, Freakasee

: -Floyd the barber cuts his hair; Freakazoid, Chimpanzee


: -He drives around in the Freakmobile; Freakazoid, Free gazoo

: -Hopes to make a movie deal; Freak-a-me, Free for you
Freak-a-you
: -He's here to save the nation; So stay tuned to this station


: -If not we'll be unemployed; Freakazoid. Freakazoid
: ---------Freakazoid--------

Hopfully WB will subtitle the openings to their shows, that
should put a stop to this sort of thing:}


--
Phoenix, FALH

Dave Mackey

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Feb 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/12/96
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Bill Newkirk (wnew...@iu.net) wrote:

: In <4fh4pg$q...@thor.atcon.com>, d...@MAIL.ATCON.COM (Doug Johnson) writes:

: >-Guess who's watching to be seen; Freadazoid, Freakazoid

It's actually "Guess who's watching-ton, DC".

: zapped to cyberspace


: (there's a line missing here, isn't there?)

He turned into the Freakazoid, strong and super quick

: >---He drives the villians crazy; Cause he's a lunatic

This is the moment in the main title that really kills me, because it's
an homage to the Animanaics main title, but with an insane twist.

: >-His homebase is the Freak-a-lare; Freakazoid, Freakasee

: freakalair. fricassee

: >-Floyd the barber cuts his hair; Freakazoid, Chimpanzee
: >-He drives around in the Freakmobile; Freakazoid, Free gazoo

: free kazoo or probably freakazoo

It's been both. The earlier episodes show Freakazoid as a monkey in a zoo
(that would be Freakazoo), later ones show a kazoo priced at $0.00 (free
kazoo).

--

dma...@raven.cybercomm.net Dave Mackey
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wmcc...@fox.nstn.ca

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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On 10 Feb 1996 18:20:25 GMT,
Bill Newkirk <wnew...@iu.net> wrote:

>In <4fh4pg$q...@thor.atcon.com>, d...@MAIL.ATCON.COM (Doug Johnson) writes:

>>-Guess who's watching to be seen; Freadazoid, Freakazoid
>

>it has to do with "washington, d. c." but i'm coming up blank on the first part..
>maybe "guess who's watching washington d. c."

To me, it sounds like "Rescues Washington, D. C.", or maybe "Watches...",
but the lyrics are a bit murky there.

>>-Jackpot case for Sigman Freud
>

>probably "textbook" and it's "sigmund"

Right. "Textbook case for Sigmund Freud, Freakazoid, Freakazoid"

>
>>---Checkout Dexter Douglas; Nerd computer ace
>>---When surf'n on the internet; He was zapped inside cyberspace
>

>zapped to cyberspace
>(there's a line missing here, isn't there?)

"He turned into the Freakazoid / He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic!"

>>-He drives around in the Freakmobile; Freakazoid, Free gazoo
>
>free kazoo or probably freakazoo

Actually, either one, depending on the episode.

--
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wmcc...@fox.nstn.ns.ca | -- Frank Black, "Two-Reeler"

robert guildig

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Feb 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/15/96
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Here's my rendition.

Super teen extroidinaire.
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
Runs around in underwear.
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
This is Washington D.C.
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
Unless something betters on tv.
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
His brains overloading.
It has a chocolate coating.
Text book case for sigmund freud.
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
Check out Dexter Douglas nerd computer ace.
When surfin on the internet he was zapped to cyber space.
He turned into the Freakazoid he's strong and super quick.
He drives the vilians crazy cause he's a lunatic.
his homaebase is the freak-a-land.
Freakazoid fricazee
Floyd the barber cuts his hair.
Freakazoid chimpanze.
Rides around in a freakmobile.
Freakazoid
Freeka zoo
Hopes to make a movie deal.
Freak for me
Freak for you
He's here to save the nation, so stay tuned to this station.
If not we'll be unemployed.
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
Freakazoid!

-----------------------------------------------------
All post are my own, any resemblance to actual post's
are purely co-incidence, all names were changed to
protect the innocent.
-----------------------------------------------------

Mark Bernstein

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Feb 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/20/96
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In article <1996Feb14.103039@apollo>, Dances With Squirrels (abe...@macalstr.edu) wrote:
: In article <4fomd6$h...@nntp.atlanta.com>, slam...@atlanta.com (Sam Lambert) writes:
: >
: > This is Washington, D.C.


: This is the line hat I don't think ANYbody has down-pat. Isn't there anyone
: who works for WB reading this who could help us?

Since the next line is "Unless something better's on TV", I've always
assumed this line is "Rescues Washington D.C."
--
Mark Bernstein
ma...@erim.org

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